Fight wits with cat owners

Seeing that Tsunayoshi Sawada had been fooled into it by that flea Osamu Dazai, he still had an expression of 'Seniors are so nice,' Accelerator looked expressionless.

Why are there such stupid people in the world?It simply broke through the limit of the word stupid in his cognition.

In the end, Yifang Xueshen Tongxing demonstrated the power of science to the scumbags in front of him and the cats who had never been to school.I saw that he was just taking a normal step, but suddenly disappeared in the eyes of all the cats, as if the whole person disappeared out of thin air.

Sawada Tsunayoshi trembled in fright and screamed out.

"Ouch!!!"

"A senior has disappeared!!!"

What about the seniors?The one who was here just now is so big, a senior!Turned into a human... wait!

Responding belatedly, Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly noticed something was wrong.Although Accelerator still couldn't see a party in front of him, his intuition told him that the disappearing party's senior was indeed still standing at the door, but he couldn't see him with his own eyes.

so……

"Ow?"

"Illusion? It doesn't feel like..."

Sawada, scumbag, and Tsunayoshi couldn't help but let out an exclamation.

"Ow!"

"So this is the vector manipulation of a senior? It's actually invisible, so amazing!"

"Meow..."

"Is light counted as a kind of vector? But in terms of energy, light does exist, so it seems that invisibility is also a problem..."

Dazai Osamu muttered softly, but Nakahara Chuya quickly came back to his senses, he looked at Accelerator who couldn't see anyone in front of him, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Meow."

"So there is no need to worry about Fang Accelerator, he just needs to maintain it until the time changes back."

Compared with when he changed back, the difficulty is greatly reduced, which can be said to be very worry-free.

The bathroom door was closed, and the cats returned to their original positions. After a while, Xiaoqian, who had put away her things, returned to the living room from the second floor.She glanced at the clock on the wall and found that it was past eleven o'clock.

After clapping her hands to attract the cat's attention, Xiaoqian smiled and said.

"Sons, are you hungry now? Do you want to have an extra meal for the New Year's Eve?"

All Meows: Extra meal! ! !

Osamu Dazai's ears pricked up at the word extra meal, he stood up energetically, and replied to Xiaoqian in a loud voice.

"Meow!"

"I can!"

As long as you give me an extra meal, I can eat as much as I want!

"Meow!"

"I can too!"

Then came Xiao Bai's voice, and he ran directly in front of Xiao Qian, threatening her legs to start spinning.

"Meow~"

"I like Xiaoqian's cooking the most~"

The two seniors were proactive, and Tsunayoshi Sawada was also very moved. He poked his head out from the edge of the sofa and spoke a little embarrassedly.

"Ow!"

"For extra meals... I want to too!"

Even if I eat cat rice without salt, I can't stand Xiaoqian, she cooks delicious food!What's more, it's the Chinese New Year now, and Xiaoqian also put in the 'dumplings' that he ate at night that he couldn't eat normally!

Gudong swallowed, Sawada Tsunayoshi quietly glanced at Xiaoqian again, and nodded frantically.

I can eat a little more, I don’t want to!

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was on the armrest of the sofa, also looked at the three cats who threw away their morals after adding a meal with a blank expression, not like talking, but the next moment, Xiaoqian's gaze was fixed on him again.

"So does Chuya want to?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Do you think I'm like them?

Standing up with his head held high, Nakahara looked at Xiaoqian, then...slowly, slowly nodded.

Yes, I just happen to be a little hungry!

"In this case, only lucky is left. Lucky, he...huh? Where's lucky?"

Habitually looking at the cat climbing frame where Accelerator usually stays, but the expected cat is not on the cat climbing frame at all, Xiaoqian blinked in a daze, recalled the position of the cat in his mind, and looked slowly. towards the bathroom.

She remembered that lucky ran to the bathroom before, right?This is... not out yet?Could it be constipation?

Going straight to the front of the bathroom, Xiaoqian raised her hand and knocked on the glass sliding door, asking.

"Lucky? Are you still in there?"

If it wasn't for the fact that the cat at home was not allowed to look after going to the toilet, Xiaoqian might have just opened the door.

People in one side of the living room · stealth · pass: "..."

How would he answer this?

"lucky?"

Seeing that she didn't hear the sound, Xiaoqian looked puzzled. Her hand that was knocking on the door turned from the back of her hand to the palm of her hand, and she was about to open the door to have a look. At this moment, a strange meow came to her ears.

"Meow..."

It was a bit vague, as if it was separated by something, and even had a slightly hoarse smell and an easily audible annoyance.

With the sound of success, Xiaoqian's hand that was about to open the door paused in mid-air.

"Is it still in there?"

Feeling that something was wrong when walking, but also felt that it was normal for the voice to be muffled through the door, Xiaoqian took a step back and muttered softly.

"Could it be true constipation?"

Otherwise, how could it be possible to hear such obvious embarrassment?Could it be that he got angry after eating too much these two days?

"Forget it, lucky, just stay here, and I'll call you later when it's done."

Shaking his head helplessly, Xiaoqian walked towards the kitchen, while the invisible Accelerator heaved a sigh of relief.

Being forced to meow and use my ability to process sounds, it's just...

Does the evil party want to lose face? ? ?

Turning around and seeing that Xiaoqian had already started making supper, Accelerator turned and went to Xiaoqian's bedroom, and directly falsified all the videos in the living room with the computer that had not been turned off.

My own, and that of the Central Plains, none of them can be kept!

Unaware of how his surveillance video has been tampered with, Xiaoqian has already started preparing the cats' New Year's Eve dinner in the kitchen.

"Ow?"

"That...Senior? It's been 35 minutes, why hasn't one of the seniors come out yet?"

Looking anxiously at the clock on the wall, Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help raising a paw with a worried voice.

"Ow?"

"It's not that the time of one senior is different, is it? Or is the duration of adulthood random?"

If it doesn't change, come back and wait for Xiaoqian to finish cooking, it will definitely be exposed! ! !

"Meow~"

"makes sense……"

Xiao Bai frowned in distress and sighed.

"Meow~"

"It's been 37 minutes to be precise, but the fact that Accelerator hasn't appeared yet means that he still hasn't changed back into a cat. There is no rule at all."

It is really a headache to not grasp the time well, and even the current situation cannot use experiments to explore the law at all, which is very bald.

"Meow."

"The point is that Xiaoqian's meal will be finished in a while, and if Fangtongxing doesn't show up again, Xiaoqian will definitely go in and look for it."

It's been more than half an hour, even if it's constipation, it's time to come out, right?

"Meow~"

"So it's hard to do,"

The whole cat was leaning on the sofa in a regular shape, Osamu Dazai opened his mouth lazily.

"Meow~"

"Otherwise, who will delay him for a while? No matter what, as long as it is delayed until he transforms back, then there will be no problem."

"Meow……"

"Wait for time..."

"Meow..."

"Wait for time..."

"Ouch..."

"Wait for time..."

In an instant, the three cats muttered to themselves, then turned their heads in unison, and looked at Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Looking back at the cats blankly, Osamu Dazai spoke quietly.

"Meow?"

"You guys, what are you looking at me for?"

Do you still expect me to go?nonexistent!

Xiaobai blinked and spoke seriously.

"Meow~"

"I just think that if you delay the time, it should go well if you go to the mackerel."

"Meow."

"Yes."

Zhongyuan Zhong also nodded, and chose to 'collaborate' with Xiaobai to persecute each other.

"Meow."

"After all, if it's yours, I think it's okay."

And who can swim better than a mackerel?No!

"Ow?"

"me……"

Sawada Tsunayoshi wanted to say something, but the three pairs of cat eyes were all staring at him, his body shook suddenly, and he silently retracted to the side of the sofa, leaving only a weak voice.

"Ouch..."

"I have no idea, I just think Dazai-senpai is very powerful..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I also thank you for thinking that I am great?

With a light cough to attract attention, Nakahara Chuya hastened to help the weak and helpless, and the key was to rescue his own faction, Tsunayoshi Sawada.

"Meow."

"Three to one, Dazai, go."

"Meow."

"Ah."

Lightly scanning the audience, Osamu Dazai tilted his head, like an angry child, and said words of refusal.

"Meow."

"No."

"Meow!"

"You go!"

"Meow!"

"do not want!"

"Meow!"

"Go to me!"

"Meow!"

"I, just, no!"

Seeing that the two fell into the quarrel mode of primary school students again, Xiaoqian came out with the prepared cat meal before the cat persuaded them to fight.

"Huh? Chuya and mackerel, why are you arguing again?"

Putting the rice bowls in his hand on the coffee table, Xiaoqian raised his hand and stroked them one by one, with a smile in his voice.

"Okay, okay, let's eat now, and stop arguing after eating."

He went back to the kitchen and placed the rest of the bowls on the coffee table. Looking at the four cats in the house, he turned his gaze directly to the bathroom.

"Lucky... he hasn't come out yet?"

Is this too long?I have prepared all my meals, but the cat hasn't come out yet?Is it that serious? ? ?

"Lucky? Are you still in there?"

Xiaoqian walked to the door of the bathroom, raised her hand and knocked on the door again.

"Didn't it fall in?"

"Ow!"

"What to do! Xiaoqian found out!!!"

Unable to restrain his paws, Sawada Tsunayoshi nervously looked in Xiaoqian's direction, looking around subconsciously.

By the way, where is the senior right now?

"Meow~"

"Let it be your fate."

With a mouthful of rice in his mouth, Osamu Dazai didn't panic at all.

"Meow~"

"There's no help, just wait to die."

Leaving aside that Accelerator will not be discovered, even if he is indeed discovered, what does that have to do with him, Osamu Dazai?

After all, I am just a weak, pitiful and helpless kitten_(:3∠)_

"Ow!"

"Wait! Dazai-senpai, why do you sound like you really can't help it!"

Covering his face in some collapse, Sawada Tsunayoshi took a deep breath, preparing to attract Xiaoqian's attention with his body, but at this moment, a deep meow came from Xiaoqian's bedroom.

All eyes turned to the bedroom, only to see the silver-coloured Ying Short slumping his expressionless face, looking at them indifferently.

"Meow?"

"Look at what I do?"

As if nothing happened, Accelerator jumped onto the coffee table, found his own rice bowl with precision, bowed his head and was ready to eat.

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Really, can I return my worries (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻