Fight wits with cat owners

"boom--"

The door was closed, and with a brisk voice of "Sons, I'm back!", Xiaoqian went to the kitchen with two plastic bags.After putting away the corresponding ingredients and seasonings, she took another bag of laundry detergent and walked straight to the bathroom.

Looking at Xiaoqian's movements in a daze, Xiaobai was silent for three seconds, and spoke hesitantly.

"Meow?"

"Why do I feel... a little bad?"

"Meow."

"Oh, what a coincidence."

Also looking at the bathroom, Osamu Dazai remained expressionless.

"Meow."

"I have a bad feeling too."

I have all the laundry detergent, and the weather is really good today, so I can already predict the next plot.

[Shocked, a woman found a naked man in the washing machine while doing laundry at home! 】

[The abnormal cat ears were found in the washing machine. Is this a loss of humanity or a loss of morality? 】

[The man is silent and the woman is crying, a teenage boy can't help but do such a thing! 】

Sawada Tsunayoshi, let's go!

Tsunayoshi Sawada in the washing machine is not good at all, and may even die with regret.

At this moment, he was hugging his legs and curled up in the space inside the washing machine, watching Xiaoqian from the gap of the cover in fear, but found that the other person walked straight towards the direction where he was hiding as soon as he entered the room.

etc!Didn't you find yourself?impossible!He obviously didn't show himself at all!

The palms of his hands began to become moist due to nervousness, and Tsunayoshi Sawada clutched his extra fluffy tail, and began to pray silently.

Don't look at the washing machine Don't look at the washing machine Don't look at the washing machine! ! !

If you can hide for a while, if you drag yourself, you will change back!

As if the gods heard his prayer, under the tense gaze of Sawada Tsunayoshi, Xiaoqian just put the laundry detergent in his hand on the lid of the washing machine, turned his head and left the bathroom again.

"It's okay, it scared me to death."

Sawada Tsunayoshi breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but the next second, his expression became serious again.

My intuition has already told me that it is not safe to stay here, so I can't just wait here and change back when the time is up, I have to take some action!

Having made up his mind, Tsunayoshi Sawada was about to go out before talking. He quietly opened the lid of the washing machine, first there was a gap, and then slowly with one hand, he reached up to the bag of laundry detergent and held it in his hand.

Don't be impulsive at this time, if you open the lid directly and the sound of laundry detergent falling on the ground will definitely attract Xiaoqian!

Slowly pulling himself out of the washing machine, at this moment, Tsunayoshi Sawada's spirit was tense, like a rabbit in the grass, the slightest disturbance would prick up its ears and run away quickly.

After successfully coming out, Tsunayoshi Sawada carefully put the laundry detergent back on the washing machine. He quietly walked to the door of the bathroom and looked out through the half-open sliding door. There were only a group of seniors in the living room, and there was no sign of Xiaoqian at all. .

With Fu Ling's heart, Sawada Tsunayoshi's super intuition issued a warning again.

Xiaoqian is definitely in the bedroom, and he himself will definitely be found if he doesn't go to the next safe place within five years!

Well, five seconds...

etc!five seconds? !In five seconds, I can only run to the living room by myself! ! !

"senior--"

Speaking silently, Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't help showing half of his body, waving his right hand indiscriminately, hoping that his reliable seniors could help him.

Save the children! ! !

"Meow~"

"What are you doing, Kokichi?"

Blinking his eyes in a daze, Osamu Dazai asked the question knowingly.

"Meow~"

"Are you making some kind of signal?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Senior Dazai, you really still care that I return before you!right!Absolutely!

The sense of danger brought by intuition is getting bigger and bigger, as if the god of death is approaching, he has even raised a sickle above his head.

There are three seconds left, it's too late!

The passage of time became very clear in perception, and Tsunayoshi Sawada's eyes suddenly became hollow, and the fine dust in the air could not hide in his eyes. His originally tense brown eyes instantly turned into brilliant orange, and his forehead began to have The flames blazed.

Gritting his teeth, Sawada Tsunayoshi rushed out of the bathroom with only one sentence in his mind.

You can't be discovered by Xiaoqian even if you try your best! ! !

The wind-like feeling passed away in a flash, as if seeing a falling object that happened to fall in the building, Xiaoqian's movement of turning around halfway while holding the tidied clothes suddenly stopped, she blinked blankly, a little dazed .

How does it feel... It seems that something big passed by the door just now?

Confused in her heart, Xiaoqian came to the door hesitantly. She looked around, but found that there was nothing wrong in the living room, and even a few cats looked at her suspiciously.

Just now... an illusion?

With the flame still burning on his forehead, he felt Xiaoqian enter the bathroom, and Sawada Tsunayoshi poked his head out from the kitchen.

"Meow~"

"So that's where your flames are?"

Looking at Tsunayoshi Sawada, who looks like a completely different person at this moment, Osamu Dazai was amazed.

"Meow~"

"It really won't burn your hair."

"Meow~"

"I feel that Gangji has become so different."

Xiaobai jumped off the coffee table and circled around Tsunayoshi Sawada, with relief in his voice.

"Meow~"

"In this case, the chance of not being discovered by Xiaoqian will increase."

With a soft 'um', Tsunayoshi Sawada spoke calmly, with a face that looked a little cold because he entered the death mode.

"I'd like to trouble my predecessors to help me attract attention. Now I can maintain this mode for a short time."

"Meow~"

"No problem at all."

The chat here is harmonious and loving, and there is no doubt about Sawada Tsunayoshi's "transformation".

"Meow..."

"Hey, don't you think something is wrong?"

Seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada's eyes are extremely tangled, even though he saw the setting of 'Flame of Death', but actually saw this kind of temperament change, Nakahara couldn't help but questioned his soul .

"Meow?"

"Isn't this change too big?!"

There are basically two people in front and back!

"Don't worry senior Zhongyuan, this is a normal phenomenon."

Sawada·Death Mode·Tsunayoshi calmly nodded to Nakahara Nakaya with an unbelievable expression on his face, just about to say something, but suddenly his eyes paused, and he quickly ran out of the kitchen, stepping on the stairs lightly and delicately to the second floor. building.

Almost at the moment when his figure disappeared, Xiaoqian, who was in the bathroom, just stepped out of the bathroom, and hurriedly took some clothes to the balcony.

After a while, Xiaoqian returned to the bathroom after putting away his clothes, but before the cat in the living room could say anything else, he saw Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had just gone up to the second floor, go downstairs quickly, and went into the bathroom without saying a word. bedroom.

Similarly, within a few seconds of him entering, Xiaoqian came out of the bathroom again and hurried up to the second floor.

The next scene fully showed all the cats and cats what is called the victory of the intuitive system. They are obviously in a room, and even the range of activities is only a few, but Sawada Tsunayoshi has been moving around the room in a good way. Every time, I can miss Xiaoqian by a few seconds.

All cats looking surprised.

"Meow?"

"Could this be Kotsunakichi's unique super intuitive sense?"

Looking thoughtfully at Tsunayoshi Sawada who didn't need help at all, Osamu Dazai felt that this super intuitive feeling was really extraordinary.

If you put Xiao Gangji in the casino, can't you win all the pants on the other side?

"Meow..."

"But he usually can't see it at all..."

Thinking back to how Sawada Tsunayoshi used to stumble over his left foot and tripped over his right foot on weekdays, he turned his head to look at Sawada Tsunayoshi, who seemed to be wandering around the house now, but once again staggered away from Xiaoqian, Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned, only feeling that his head was abnormally bald.

"Meow?"

"Could it be that this ability has been strengthened after he entered the death mode?"

And is this called intuition?This is called cheating, right? ? ?

Accelerator, who was born in science and grew up in science, opened his mouth expressionlessly.

"Meow..."

"Instead of talking about something illusory like intuition, I believe that he has a stronger pure perception."

The so-called 'intuition' is nothing more than the ability to integrate several memory fragments in the brain and the information received by the five senses, skipping the logical level and directly reflecting the results of the neutralization of these information to the thinking.

"Meow."

"It's good that he has this ability."

Accelerator, who was completely relieved of his worries, yawned.

"Meow."

"To save you having to clean up the mess."

He was ready to use his ability to throw Tsunayoshi Sawada out the window. Now that the opponent can dodge by himself, it would save him from doing it.

He said that he couldn't stay in death mode for a long time, but in such a crisis, Sawada Tsunayoshi lasted for nearly half an hour. Just when he didn't know how many times he escaped Xiaoqian, The flame above the head flashed twice as if it had been short-circuited, and then went out in the next second.

Calmness and composure faded from Sawada Tsunayoshi in an instant, he blinked blankly, and the next moment his pupils shrank suddenly, and he instantly realized what happened.

Ahhh, the death mode can't be maintained anymore!I am going to expose myself! ! !

Looking back from the kitchen to the living room in a panic, Sawada Tsunayoshi looked flustered, but at this moment, Xiaoqian's suspicious shout came from the bathroom.

"Mackerel—fairy—did any of you play with the towels?"

As soon as the voice fell, Sawada Tsunayoshi's body trembled instantly. He looked down at the blue cartoon bath towel wrapped around him, his face pale.

It's on me!How to do how to do?Xiaoqian found that the bath towel was missing!

Taking a step back subconsciously, Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at Senior Kei in the living room begging for help. He opened his mouth to make a cry for help, but he dared not move because of the sound of approaching footsteps.

"Didn't you see it?"

Xiaoqian's voice floated into Sawada Tsunayoshi's ears clearly from the living room, his hands subconsciously grabbed the blanket on his body, and his back was covered with fine cold sweat.

Before his confused mind could come up with a solution, Xiaoqian's voice came again.

"But... why are you four? Where's Simba? It feels like I haven't seen him since I came back?"

To, to finish! ! !

Desperately shrinking himself into the corner, Sawada Tsunayoshi, who wished to stuff himself into the cupboard, was sweating like rain, and his heart collapsed.

Really, whatever god it is, please turn me into a cat quickly otz