Fight wits with cat owners
Chapter 129
The next day, Xiaoqian got up early in the morning, and after making arrangements for the cats at home, she went straight out to Chi Chi's cat cafe.
Nakahara Chuya jumped out of the window and followed as usual, and there were only four cats left in the whole family.
"Meow-"
"so boring--"
Lazily prolonging the voice, Osamu Dazai collapsed on the sofa, staring at the clock on the wall, motionless.
"Meow."
"At a time like this, there should be an accident."
For example, the sinister Bai turned into a human, so that he couldn't see Xiaoqian until he transformed back.
"Ouch..."
"Obviously it's best to be calm..."
Tucao in a low voice, but Tsunayoshi Sawada dared to speak loudly, for fear that some narrow-minded senior Dazai would accidentally hear it, and then he would be vengeful. I dare not say anything at all.
"Meow~"
"but……"
The words were stuck in his throat just at the beginning, Osamu Dazai's laziness instantly became serious, his iris-colored eyes were capitalized and darkened, his body seemed to be burned by fire, with some kind of elusive understanding, even time It seems to have slowed down.
This feeling……
This feeling! ! !
He jumped half a meter high with a swipe, and ran towards the bedroom the moment he landed. The cats in the living room were startled by his sudden movement and turned their heads in unison. After a few seconds, they saw the cat running into the bedroom. Osamu Dazai walked out with a bright smile wrapped around a blanket.
Sawada Tsunayoshi opened his eyes wide in shock.
"Ow!"
"Senior Dazai, you have become a Huiren!!!"
Why?so envious!How lucky to be able to turn back into a human being while Xiaoqian left!There is no need to worry about being discovered by Xiaoqian!
"That's right~"
The cat ears on the top of his head trembled happily, Osamu Dazai curled his mouth, looking at Xiaobai with regret in his eyes.
I didn't expect that it wasn't him who turned back into a human, but it's okay, it's not bad to change back by myself, speaking of...
As if thinking of something, Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up suddenly, he turned around and entered the bedroom again, first fiddled with the monitor, then turned around and searched in one of Xiaoqian's closets.
A few minutes later, when he appeared in front of the cat in the living room again, his style had changed drastically.
The black wide-leg pants are short to the calf, and the same black T-shirt printed with bright red fff balls is worn on him because of its size. On the outside of the T-shirt is a blue coat with a black background, Sawada Gangji took a closer look, and found that it was the same style as the Dr. Rhodes Island jacket that Xiaoqian bought.
The knee-length coat perfectly covered the tail behind him. Although the clothes didn't fit well, Osamu Dazai's face was really good-looking, and the somewhat nondescript clothes were abruptly set off by him with a mix-and-match trend.
He was also holding a brown newsboy hat in his hand, trying to stuff his extra ears into the hat.
The end is like a dog.
Sawada Tsunayoshi's heart skipped a beat, and a bad premonition suddenly arose in his heart.
"Ow?!"
"Madam, Dazai-senpai, what are you doing?!"
"Meow~"
"It's already obvious."
Looking straight at Osamu Dazai with golden eyes, Xiaobai had a sullen face and a calm voice.
"Meow~"
"It seems that you, Osamu Dazai, are not ready to settle down."
It's normal though, it would be really surprising if Osamu Dazai didn't do anything.
"Safety?"
Osamu Dazai waved his hand, the fake smile on his face remained unchanged.
"I never said that I was a quiet and honest person."
Keep your head down?What does he want to be a mafia cadre?Now that he has changed back, it would be a pity for such an opportunity if he didn't do something, wouldn't he?
"Ouch..."
"No way..."
His pupils jerked violently, and Tsunayoshi Sawada reacted instantly.
"Ow?!"
"Senior Dazai, are you going to meet Xiaoqian?!"
"Can't you?"
Not feeling that there was anything wrong at all, Osamu Dazai pressed his hat and looked down at the mixed and matched clothes on his body.
"Indeed, the current clothes are indeed not suitable, but this small matter is not a problem."
"Ow!"
"It's not about clothes at all, Dazai-senpai!"
Sawada Tsunayoshi was about to blow up, he pulled his hair, and thought earnestly to stop Osamu Dazai.
"Ow!"
"It's not okay to see Xiaoqian doing something like this! Xiaoqian has never forgotten our affairs at all. Once you go here, it will definitely be exposed. Everyone should think about this kind of thing before talking about it. It's not good to insist on going your own way."
"What are you talking about, Tsunakichi?"
Having already reached the door, Osamu Dazai answered without turning his head.
"It doesn't matter if it's exposed or not~"
Kokichi Sawada:"……"
Are you going to go without revealing?You want to show your face in front of Xiaoqian!
As a last resort, Tsunayoshi Sawada raised his head and asked for help from Accelerator, who had been silent but extremely reliable.
"Ow!"
"Senior Yifang, please take care of it otz"
Regardless of whether Senior Dazai is about to be exposed! ! !
"Meow..."
"Do not care."
The red eyes glanced at Osamu Dazai lightly, and Accelerator was still lying on the cat climbing frame, motionless as a mountain.
"Meow."
"It's impossible for him to be exposed."
Accelerator has seen clearly what Dazai is like. If he contacts Xiaoqian, he can do it, but if he takes the initiative to expose his identity?Absolutely impossible.
The flea in the ditch just doesn't have that guts.
Now it's still uncertain who he wants to be the striker to test Xiaoqian's attitude. After all, Xiaoqian can be said to know all of them.
Although the first exposure is beneficial, the risk is also great, and Osamu Dazai cannot bear it.
Clear about this matter in his heart, Accelerator watched Dazai Osamu out of the room indifferently, and sighed a few seconds later, stood up voluntarily, and jumped out of the room while talking.
Although I know that the other party will not do anything excessive, but thinking about Xiaoqian's usual silly appearance, it really is...
However, not long after Fang Accelerator jumped out, a white figure followed behind him.
"Meow~"
"I'm coming too!"
Not paying attention to Accelerator's cold face, Xiaobai ran directly to the other side with a brisk voice.
"Meow~"
"Sure enough, I'm still worried. Lucky thinks the same way, right? Leave the housekeeping to Simba. Let's go together!"
One way:"……"
Who is going with you?Do you really think you are any good?I've seen a lot of scheming people, but it's the first time I've seen you like this. Do you think that flea Dazai said you are sinister for nothing?
With the wind blowing under his feet, Accelerator ignored Xiaobai's ramblings, and walked towards the final destination - Maoca with a blank face.
……
……
"...So that's it. Last time you said you would accompany me, so a wife is absolutely indispensable!"
In the cat cafe, Chi Chi's mobile phone still played back the original chat records, which made Xiaoqian numb for a while.
"I remember that your wife is obviously my wife..."
"This is..."
Chi Chi smiled slightly, and the voice of righteous words was suddenly filled with a certain kind of scumbag breath.
"Whose wife doesn't change every few months? Besides, I just have a lot of wives. The main reason is that the company is so popular. I can't help it...cough."
"You are fired."
Silently staring at Chi Chi's innocent face, Xiaoqian let out a whimper, moving away from Chi Chi by a centimeter.
"Beffa is mine alone now!"
"Everyone is an admiral, and it is normal to swear to a few ship girls, but this is not the main thing!"
Raising his hand, he put the cute and cute puppet cat Cod into Xiao Qian's arms to let her blow the cat to vent his anger. Chi Chi raised his hand and patted Xiao Qian's shoulder, and spoke deeply.
"The most important thing is the wedding dress! The wedding dress!"
"You came from Beifa, and I went from a company. Wouldn't it be nice to become your own wife?"
Xiaoqian: "...With all due respect, it's not normal to become one's own wife or something."
"Then you can marry my wife, and I can marry yours."
Chi Chi patted the table excitedly.
"Anyway, I'm fine with a wife."
Sighing, Xiao Qian smiled helplessly, but nodded in agreement with Chi Chi's words.
"Okay, okay, my wife is my wife, I should be happy if there is one less person to fight for Befa with me."
After all, there are too many people who like their wives these days, and it would be a good thing to have one less rival in love.
Just ...
But why do you have the illusion that your wife is not as attractive as the company? ? ?
Talking and laughing, the atmosphere was harmonious, and after a while, the door of Maoca was opened again, and a handsome young boy attracted Chi Chi's attention.
The other party was wearing dark blue jeans, and a large blue and white coat that covered his knees directly. From the exposed neckline, it could be seen that he was wearing a white shirt underneath, and he was wearing a thick hat that must not look like a sunshade, but rather thick. , even wearing a mask on his face.
It can be said that this person attracted Chi Chi's attention not because of his brown hair and eyes, which were only a little exposed, but because he covered himself up like a spy joint.
After all, it is indeed normal to wear the above clothes in spring and autumn, but when is it now?It's early summer now, how can you wear so tightly in the hot temperature of the morning?Aren't you afraid of rashes? ? ?
And the most important thing is that as soon as he entered the door, he stared at Xiao Qian... the cod in his arms, his eyes seemed to have x-rays, and he wanted to pierce her cute and cute little cod.
This little brother... likes cod?Or the one you like too much?
In an instant, Chi Chi gave Osamu Dazai an image with a story in it.
For example, you love cats but are allergic to cat hair, or you like to pet cats but you hate cats, or you are too shy to make a statement and can only visit cat cafes in secret.
With the script in his mind, Chi Chi took the initiative to greet him and reminded him to explain.
"Hello, it's your first time here, please wash your hands with hand sanitizer here."
After all, she has been driving a cat cafe for so long and has never seen anything like this, definitely not!Definitely not anyone nearby!
Osamu Dazai took off his mask after going out and changed his costume again, revealing his handsome and handsome face, which can be said to be suitable for all ages. He smiled at Chi Chi and spoke fluent Chinese.
"OK, thanks."
Chirp:! ! !
Oh my god!This voice!It sounded a bit like...!
Unable to bear it, while the other party was washing their hands, Chi Chi secretly moved to Xiao Qian's side and spoke quietly.
"Qian, change your voice, just say something in mamo's voice and I'll listen!"
Xiaoqian:? ? ?
Nakahara Chuya jumped out of the window and followed as usual, and there were only four cats left in the whole family.
"Meow-"
"so boring--"
Lazily prolonging the voice, Osamu Dazai collapsed on the sofa, staring at the clock on the wall, motionless.
"Meow."
"At a time like this, there should be an accident."
For example, the sinister Bai turned into a human, so that he couldn't see Xiaoqian until he transformed back.
"Ouch..."
"Obviously it's best to be calm..."
Tucao in a low voice, but Tsunayoshi Sawada dared to speak loudly, for fear that some narrow-minded senior Dazai would accidentally hear it, and then he would be vengeful. I dare not say anything at all.
"Meow~"
"but……"
The words were stuck in his throat just at the beginning, Osamu Dazai's laziness instantly became serious, his iris-colored eyes were capitalized and darkened, his body seemed to be burned by fire, with some kind of elusive understanding, even time It seems to have slowed down.
This feeling……
This feeling! ! !
He jumped half a meter high with a swipe, and ran towards the bedroom the moment he landed. The cats in the living room were startled by his sudden movement and turned their heads in unison. After a few seconds, they saw the cat running into the bedroom. Osamu Dazai walked out with a bright smile wrapped around a blanket.
Sawada Tsunayoshi opened his eyes wide in shock.
"Ow!"
"Senior Dazai, you have become a Huiren!!!"
Why?so envious!How lucky to be able to turn back into a human being while Xiaoqian left!There is no need to worry about being discovered by Xiaoqian!
"That's right~"
The cat ears on the top of his head trembled happily, Osamu Dazai curled his mouth, looking at Xiaobai with regret in his eyes.
I didn't expect that it wasn't him who turned back into a human, but it's okay, it's not bad to change back by myself, speaking of...
As if thinking of something, Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up suddenly, he turned around and entered the bedroom again, first fiddled with the monitor, then turned around and searched in one of Xiaoqian's closets.
A few minutes later, when he appeared in front of the cat in the living room again, his style had changed drastically.
The black wide-leg pants are short to the calf, and the same black T-shirt printed with bright red fff balls is worn on him because of its size. On the outside of the T-shirt is a blue coat with a black background, Sawada Gangji took a closer look, and found that it was the same style as the Dr. Rhodes Island jacket that Xiaoqian bought.
The knee-length coat perfectly covered the tail behind him. Although the clothes didn't fit well, Osamu Dazai's face was really good-looking, and the somewhat nondescript clothes were abruptly set off by him with a mix-and-match trend.
He was also holding a brown newsboy hat in his hand, trying to stuff his extra ears into the hat.
The end is like a dog.
Sawada Tsunayoshi's heart skipped a beat, and a bad premonition suddenly arose in his heart.
"Ow?!"
"Madam, Dazai-senpai, what are you doing?!"
"Meow~"
"It's already obvious."
Looking straight at Osamu Dazai with golden eyes, Xiaobai had a sullen face and a calm voice.
"Meow~"
"It seems that you, Osamu Dazai, are not ready to settle down."
It's normal though, it would be really surprising if Osamu Dazai didn't do anything.
"Safety?"
Osamu Dazai waved his hand, the fake smile on his face remained unchanged.
"I never said that I was a quiet and honest person."
Keep your head down?What does he want to be a mafia cadre?Now that he has changed back, it would be a pity for such an opportunity if he didn't do something, wouldn't he?
"Ouch..."
"No way..."
His pupils jerked violently, and Tsunayoshi Sawada reacted instantly.
"Ow?!"
"Senior Dazai, are you going to meet Xiaoqian?!"
"Can't you?"
Not feeling that there was anything wrong at all, Osamu Dazai pressed his hat and looked down at the mixed and matched clothes on his body.
"Indeed, the current clothes are indeed not suitable, but this small matter is not a problem."
"Ow!"
"It's not about clothes at all, Dazai-senpai!"
Sawada Tsunayoshi was about to blow up, he pulled his hair, and thought earnestly to stop Osamu Dazai.
"Ow!"
"It's not okay to see Xiaoqian doing something like this! Xiaoqian has never forgotten our affairs at all. Once you go here, it will definitely be exposed. Everyone should think about this kind of thing before talking about it. It's not good to insist on going your own way."
"What are you talking about, Tsunakichi?"
Having already reached the door, Osamu Dazai answered without turning his head.
"It doesn't matter if it's exposed or not~"
Kokichi Sawada:"……"
Are you going to go without revealing?You want to show your face in front of Xiaoqian!
As a last resort, Tsunayoshi Sawada raised his head and asked for help from Accelerator, who had been silent but extremely reliable.
"Ow!"
"Senior Yifang, please take care of it otz"
Regardless of whether Senior Dazai is about to be exposed! ! !
"Meow..."
"Do not care."
The red eyes glanced at Osamu Dazai lightly, and Accelerator was still lying on the cat climbing frame, motionless as a mountain.
"Meow."
"It's impossible for him to be exposed."
Accelerator has seen clearly what Dazai is like. If he contacts Xiaoqian, he can do it, but if he takes the initiative to expose his identity?Absolutely impossible.
The flea in the ditch just doesn't have that guts.
Now it's still uncertain who he wants to be the striker to test Xiaoqian's attitude. After all, Xiaoqian can be said to know all of them.
Although the first exposure is beneficial, the risk is also great, and Osamu Dazai cannot bear it.
Clear about this matter in his heart, Accelerator watched Dazai Osamu out of the room indifferently, and sighed a few seconds later, stood up voluntarily, and jumped out of the room while talking.
Although I know that the other party will not do anything excessive, but thinking about Xiaoqian's usual silly appearance, it really is...
However, not long after Fang Accelerator jumped out, a white figure followed behind him.
"Meow~"
"I'm coming too!"
Not paying attention to Accelerator's cold face, Xiaobai ran directly to the other side with a brisk voice.
"Meow~"
"Sure enough, I'm still worried. Lucky thinks the same way, right? Leave the housekeeping to Simba. Let's go together!"
One way:"……"
Who is going with you?Do you really think you are any good?I've seen a lot of scheming people, but it's the first time I've seen you like this. Do you think that flea Dazai said you are sinister for nothing?
With the wind blowing under his feet, Accelerator ignored Xiaobai's ramblings, and walked towards the final destination - Maoca with a blank face.
……
……
"...So that's it. Last time you said you would accompany me, so a wife is absolutely indispensable!"
In the cat cafe, Chi Chi's mobile phone still played back the original chat records, which made Xiaoqian numb for a while.
"I remember that your wife is obviously my wife..."
"This is..."
Chi Chi smiled slightly, and the voice of righteous words was suddenly filled with a certain kind of scumbag breath.
"Whose wife doesn't change every few months? Besides, I just have a lot of wives. The main reason is that the company is so popular. I can't help it...cough."
"You are fired."
Silently staring at Chi Chi's innocent face, Xiaoqian let out a whimper, moving away from Chi Chi by a centimeter.
"Beffa is mine alone now!"
"Everyone is an admiral, and it is normal to swear to a few ship girls, but this is not the main thing!"
Raising his hand, he put the cute and cute puppet cat Cod into Xiao Qian's arms to let her blow the cat to vent his anger. Chi Chi raised his hand and patted Xiao Qian's shoulder, and spoke deeply.
"The most important thing is the wedding dress! The wedding dress!"
"You came from Beifa, and I went from a company. Wouldn't it be nice to become your own wife?"
Xiaoqian: "...With all due respect, it's not normal to become one's own wife or something."
"Then you can marry my wife, and I can marry yours."
Chi Chi patted the table excitedly.
"Anyway, I'm fine with a wife."
Sighing, Xiao Qian smiled helplessly, but nodded in agreement with Chi Chi's words.
"Okay, okay, my wife is my wife, I should be happy if there is one less person to fight for Befa with me."
After all, there are too many people who like their wives these days, and it would be a good thing to have one less rival in love.
Just ...
But why do you have the illusion that your wife is not as attractive as the company? ? ?
Talking and laughing, the atmosphere was harmonious, and after a while, the door of Maoca was opened again, and a handsome young boy attracted Chi Chi's attention.
The other party was wearing dark blue jeans, and a large blue and white coat that covered his knees directly. From the exposed neckline, it could be seen that he was wearing a white shirt underneath, and he was wearing a thick hat that must not look like a sunshade, but rather thick. , even wearing a mask on his face.
It can be said that this person attracted Chi Chi's attention not because of his brown hair and eyes, which were only a little exposed, but because he covered himself up like a spy joint.
After all, it is indeed normal to wear the above clothes in spring and autumn, but when is it now?It's early summer now, how can you wear so tightly in the hot temperature of the morning?Aren't you afraid of rashes? ? ?
And the most important thing is that as soon as he entered the door, he stared at Xiao Qian... the cod in his arms, his eyes seemed to have x-rays, and he wanted to pierce her cute and cute little cod.
This little brother... likes cod?Or the one you like too much?
In an instant, Chi Chi gave Osamu Dazai an image with a story in it.
For example, you love cats but are allergic to cat hair, or you like to pet cats but you hate cats, or you are too shy to make a statement and can only visit cat cafes in secret.
With the script in his mind, Chi Chi took the initiative to greet him and reminded him to explain.
"Hello, it's your first time here, please wash your hands with hand sanitizer here."
After all, she has been driving a cat cafe for so long and has never seen anything like this, definitely not!Definitely not anyone nearby!
Osamu Dazai took off his mask after going out and changed his costume again, revealing his handsome and handsome face, which can be said to be suitable for all ages. He smiled at Chi Chi and spoke fluent Chinese.
"OK, thanks."
Chirp:! ! !
Oh my god!This voice!It sounded a bit like...!
Unable to bear it, while the other party was washing their hands, Chi Chi secretly moved to Xiao Qian's side and spoke quietly.
"Qian, change your voice, just say something in mamo's voice and I'll listen!"
Xiaoqian:? ? ?
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