Fight wits with cat owners

Seemingly leaving the cat cafe without hesitation, Osamu Dazai saw the three cats hiding behind the tree not far away at a glance. After glancing at them lightly, he turned around and entered a small alley not far away.

After walking a few steps, I saw that the person who was still walking forward suddenly collapsed as if he had leaked air, and his clothes fell limply to the ground.There was something bulging in the center of the clothes, and after a while, a beautiful Birman cat came out of it.

Before Osamu Dazai could catch his breath, the voice of Chuya Nakahara came from behind him.

"Meow!"

"You still know how to come out, Dazai?"

He walked towards Osamu Dazai step by step, with sharp luster in his blue cat eyes.

"Meow."

"Presumably you are also prepared to bear the consequences of doing so?"

Everyone thinks how to hide from Xiaoqian, only you, a mackerel who makes trouble every day, thinks of taking the opportunity to meet Xiaoqian!

"Meow."

"You can't say that."

Shaking the messy hair on his body due to the clothes, Osamu Dazai turned around and confronted Chuya Nakahara.

"Meow."

"You can only hide. It's your ability. It's also my ability to meet Xiaoqian. Like you who are planting flowers, you can say that you can say that the orange hair and white hair that kill Matt will attract people as soon as they appear. Pay attention, even if Xiaoqian sees it, it will be exposed directly, so in the end, it's just that you can't do it."

As he said that, Osamu Dazai tilted his head, and there was obvious gloating in his voice.

"Meow~"

"The slug with the shortest transformation time~"

It doesn't look like him, the hair color is common dark brown, even the color of the eyes is 'ordinary' if you don't look carefully, a little change of clothes to disguise is enough to deceive the world.

Zhongyuan·Chengmao·Zhongya: "..."

Fang Baimao Tongxing: "..."

Xiao Baimao Bai: "..."

Really, kill him, mackerel doesn't need to be on land, let's sink into the sea! ! !

The three cats who had been shot in the knee sneered in unison, surrounding Osamu Dazai in the middle, with malicious eyes.

"Meow!"

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Seeing that he was on the verge of being beaten, Osamu Dazai lost his temper. He obediently put away the jio that was jumping repeatedly on the verge of the explosion of the cats, and seduced him solemnly.

"Meow?"

"Don't you want to know what Xiaoqian and I said?"

The steps of the three cats stopped for an instant, and their minds began to wander back and forth between beating Dazai Osamu and letting him speak. In the end, it was Xiaobai who spoke first.

"Meow?"

"What did you talk about?"

"Meow~"

"I knew you would choose this."

Osamu Dazai turned his eyes around the other two cats who were silent, and spoke briskly.

"Meow."

"When I was chatting, I deliberately guided what would happen if the paper man I liked appeared in front of me."

Hee hee, are you surprised?Is it surprising?Is it irritating?

Three cats:! ! !

Unable to bear it, Zhong Yuanzhong also shook his ears a little nervously, and asked.

"Meow?"

"Xiaoqian...how did you answer?"

The answer to this question is very important no matter who they are.

Spending such a long time together, crossing the dimensions of time and space, and being together day after day, has gradually become a miracle.

It is something that has never happened before, it is something that has never been expected, it is something you can't ask for, it is something you have been looking forward to.

It's hard to say, but it's clearly visible. It's a seed that has germinated unconsciously, firmly rooted in my heart.

"Meow..."

"This is..."

Recalling Xiaoqian's answer at that time, Osamu Dazai couldn't help twitching the corner of his mouth, his voice was weird.

"Meow."

"If it's her wife, she can sell iron to raise a wife. Girls also get preferential treatment. If it's too dangerous, give them an initial start-up fund and go out to fend for themselves. It's best to go back to Japan to work. If you saw it on the street at that time Pretend you didn’t see it, or even bring your friends and travel directly to other cities for a while.”

Saying so, Osamu Dazai made a solemn statement.

"Meow."

"It's definitely Xiaoqian's original words, that's what she said."

Three cats: "..."

The cats, all male, looked at each other in blank dismay, their hearts full of absurdity.

what is this?Is gender bound to enjoy preferential treatment?It should be said that fortunately all those who turned into cats were men, otherwise Xiaoqian might not really be able to make women leave the house when she transforms back into cats!

"Meow."

"It's really gender that gets in the way."

Sighing, Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara, and couldn't help but twitch again.

"Meow?"

"Why don't you change your personality and try the water?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Transgender bastard!Why don't you mackerel go transgender?Do you think everyone is as perverted as you are?

"Meow!"

"roll!"

After the 'friendly' exchange, although Osamu Dazai was still extremely upset, he still resisted the idea of ​​beating him violently.Nakahara Chu also threw Dazai Osamu's set of clothes on the ground into the trash can with a stinky face, and then had to follow behind him to find Xiaoqian's clothes that he had hidden.

After all, with Dazai's ability, he couldn't bring his clothes home without being stained with ashes, so he, Zhongyuan Zhong, had to become the one who wiped his ass,

After waiting for a cat alone at home for several hours, Tsunayoshi Sawada finally welcomed the seniors who had returned from outside.

"Ow!"

"Seniors, you are finally back!"

He is at home alone!I don't know much about Chinese, and I can't even go to the computer to collect information. I can only watch TV to pass the time.

"Meow~"

"Xiao Gangji looks good at the house."

He raised his paw and waved at it, and when Chuya Nakahara couldn't help but kicked up behind him, he decisively jumped out of the window first, and Osamu Dazai watched with satisfaction as Chuya Nakahara put all the clothes back into Xiaoqian's closet. Meow lay motionless on the sofa.

"Aw, ow?"

"F, what happened?"

Unable to bear it, Sawada Tsunayoshi slid up to Xiaobai's side and asked in doubt.

"Ow?"

"I feel that everyone is not in a good mood... um, Mingming?"

Shiro, who had just jumped down, patted Tsunayoshi Sawada on the shoulder with a serious expression on his face.

"Meow."

"The situation is serious, Simba."

"Ow?"

"severe?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked blank, but looking at the other person's face, he unconsciously became nervous.

"Ow?"

"Did something big happen?"

Or is it that senior Dazai couldn't help but do something big?Or who exposed what? ? ?

Sighing, Xiaobai opened his mouth in pain.

"Meow."

"We could be thrown out to fend for ourselves."

"Aww?!!"

"Ahhh?!!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly panicked.

"Ow?!"

"What's going on? Why is it so sudden? It's self-defeating or something, is it possible that we are all exposed?!"

As he said that, he couldn't help but secretly glanced at Osamu Dazai, his heart was shaken.

Is it Dazai-senpai?No, no, it must be him!Now who else but him!

"Meow."

"Xiao Gangji, you are stupid."

As if feeling the sight of Sawada Tsunayoshi from a distance, Osamu Dazai let out a lazily voice without raising his head.

"Meow."

"Let's have a snack."

If it goes on like this, I'm afraid that there will be no underpants left by the insidious trick.

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

Nakahara, who put away his clothes and came out of the bedroom, also kindly replied.

"Meow."

"The day when I change back, it will probably be the day when I will be kicked out."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

His hesitant eyes swept back and forth over several seniors, and Tsunayoshi Sawada hesitated for a while before asking questions.

"Ow?"

"But isn't this normal? If we weren't cats, we would all be boys. How could men just live in Xiaoqian's house casually?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

noob:"……"

What you said makes sense...

"Meow?"

"why not?"

Only one side, Accelerator, frowned and asked back.

"Meow?"

"Even if it's a man, it's okay, right?"

Thinking about when he was in the laboratory, it was normal for men and women to undress and check the data, and there was nothing wrong with it.

"Ow!"

"It just won't work!"

Very helpless, Sawada Tsunayoshi explained to Accelerator who had no common sense in this regard.

"Ow."

"It's okay if it's a child of only a few years old, but it's very dangerous for girls like Xiaoqian to live with our age, not to mention that we are strangers to her, which girl Would you let a stranger of the opposite sex live in your home?"

Not to mention strangers of the opposite sex, but friendship is impossible as long as they are of the opposite sex!

"Meow."

"So that's the big problem."

Xiao Bai rubbed his chin, lost in thought.

"Meow~"

"I can't live with Xiaoqian, she won't hug me anymore, she won't cook for me, and she may even be very disgusted and won't let me get close."

The more he talked, the worse Xiaobai's complexion became.

"Meow!"

"that's terrible!"

"Meow."

"It will even blow people out directly."

Osamu Dazai also looked very pale.

"Meow."

"Throw people directly back to Japan and threaten to sever relations."

"Meow!"

"too frightening!"

"Ow!"

"This is all normal!"

Unable to bear it, Tsunayoshi Sawada began to complain.

"Meow."

"Normal can't be more normal. One day my cat will suddenly become a paper man, and that kind of occupation is particularly dangerous. No one will accept it happily!"

As he spoke, he raised his paw and pointed at Chuya Nakahara.

"Ow."

"Senior Central Plains and Senior Dazai, Mafia cadres."

The paw raised, and pointed to Accelerator on the cat climbing frame.

"Ow."

"A senior, although he was a good person in the later stage, he was positioned as a villain in the early stage."

After finishing speaking, Sawada Tsunayoshi paused, and pointed at himself again, with a sad and indignant voice.

"Ow."

"I... the leader of the mafia may not be able to escape. As for Senior Xiaobai..."

Hesitantly looking at Xiaobai again, Sawada Tsunayoshi quickly shook his head.

"Aww,"

"Senior Xiaobai lost his memory, so it doesn't count for now."

Finally, he made a summary.

"Ow."

"So from this point of view, it's normal to be disgusted or feared by Xiaoqian, right?"

All Meow: "..."

How can you say so reasonable! ! !

The cats who were hit by Sawada Tsunayoshi's words began to think about life, and after a while, Xiaoqian also returned home from outside.

"Sons!"

After quickly closing the door and changing her shoes, she sat on the sofa, picked up Nakahara Chuya from the left armrest, and frowned.

"I may have met a perverted idiot."

All Meow:! ! !