Fight wits with cat owners

As soon as Xiaoqian entered the room, the living room suddenly felt like a frying pan of hot oil, and the fur of each cat exploded uncontrollably, but on the contrary, it was an atmosphere so quiet that you could hear the drop of a needle.

"Aw, ow?"

"Predecessor, senior?"

In the end, it was Tsunayoshi Sawada's unbelievable voice that broke the atmosphere. He stared straight at the bedroom door, trying to deceive himself.

"Ow?!"

"What did Xiaoqian bring into the house just now? Why do I feel like I didn't see clearly?!"

The voice fell, but no cat answered his question. There was only a suffocating silence in the air, and it took another full minute for all the cats to hear Osamu Dazai's 'numb' voice.

"Meow."

"Don't kid yourself, it's already obvious."

Looking at the dumbfounded expressions of the other cats, Osamu Dazai twitched from laughter in his heart, but his face looked as if he had been shocked to the point of losing color.

"Meow."

"It's a wedding dress."

"Meow!!!"

"how could it be possible!!!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also exploded in an instant, slapping the sofa vigorously to vent his anger, the sound of bang bang bang was endless, and his heart and eyes were filled with the idea that Xiaoqian was abducted by some dog man in an unknown place.

"Meow!"

"How old is Xiaoqian! How could there be no signs of it!"

Not to mention him, the person in this room doesn't eat and live with Xiaoqian day and night, there's no way they don't know that Xiaoqian has a boyfriend!

What's more, they have developed to buy wedding dresses, how could anyone escape their eyeliner!

"Meow."

"But it's possible, right?"

After waking up from contemplation, Xiao Bai hesitated to speak.

"Meow."

"If it's online dating, it should be more fashionable, right?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

"Ouch..."

"Senior Xiaobai, even if it's online dating, it's impossible to go straight to the wedding dress before meeting..."

Online dating is not so fashionable!

"Meow."

"I have to say that what you said is very possible."

Osamu Dazai lowered his face and his voice was serious.

"Meow."

"Who the hell is it? He even passed us, past the perverted stalker Zhongya, and let Xiaoqian buy the wedding dress!"

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

etc!Dazai-senpai, what's wrong with you, Dazai-senpai!

Looking at Osamu Dazai with a dark complexion in horror, Tsunayoshi Sawada was dumbfounded under the super intuitive reminder.

Dazai-senpai, why are you suddenly thinking about these silly things like Xiaobai-senpai?Obviously Xiaoqian is not in love at all, right?

Before he could complain, he heard the sound of Zhong Yuan Zhong being successfully led into the ditch by these two people.

"Meow."

"Online dating is true."

Zhong Yuan, who has never been in a relationship before, walked up and down on the sofa worriedly.

"Meow."

"Damn it, if it's an online dating, then the current state is simply close to the door, right?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Senior Central Plains, wake up, Senior Central Plains!Don't follow the train of thought of Dazai-senpai and Xiaobai-senpai!

However, looking at Nakahara Chuya's worried look, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that the other party was definitely fooled into it by two black-bellied + black-hearted people. He couldn't help but raised his head and looked at the last cat in the family who hadn't expressed his opinion.

Crouching on the top of the cat climbing frame as always, Accelerator's transparent red eyes glanced down lightly, full of contempt.

"Meow."

"Fool."

Xiaoqian's body hormones are very normal, and she has never experienced the state of crazy dopamine secretion when a man and a woman are in love.

Still online dating?Leaving aside that Xiaobai, can you believe the words of that flea from Osamu Dazai?Not to mention that he gave back to the other party, that is Nakahara Chuya, who was under the lamp, who was tricked by Dazai Osamu.

So the flea deserved to be beaten afterwards.

Thinking indifferently in his heart, Accelerator, who had come back to his senses and couldn't see the slightest bit of calculations in his mind a minute ago, changed to a more comfortable posture, and disdainfully opened his mouth.

"Meow."

"A bunch of idiots."

"Ow!"

"Wait a minute, the focus now is why Xiaoqian bought a wedding dress!"

The bald man was pulling his hair, and Tsunayoshi Sawada hurriedly changed the topic as if he was about to fight.

"Ow?"

"There must be clues, right? It's impossible for Xiaoqian to buy this kind of clothes for no reason?"

"Meow..."

"clue……"

Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly came back to his senses, he pondered for a while, and then opened his mouth guessing.

"Meow."

"It's only Chi Chi that Xiaoqian went to a few days ago. Could it be that Chi Chi said something to her?"

"Meow~"

"In that case, what might the mackerel know?"

Xiaobai took up Chuya Nakahara's words, and turned the conversation back to Osamu Dazai.

"Meow~"

"After all, he met Xiaoqian. Although Xiaoqian regarded him as a stalker, didn't he chat for so long? Maybe he knew something."

After finishing the words, all the other cats looked at Osamu Dazai in unison, but Osamu Dazai, who was the only one who really knew, tilted his head suspiciously in full view, looking confused.

"Meow."

"I also want to know about this matter, otherwise I wouldn't guess with you here."

The expression is real, the eyes are sincere, but even Sawada Tsunayoshi doesn't believe Dazai Osamu's words.

"Meow."

"Stop pretending."

Staring at Osamu Dazai with cold eyes, Chuya Nakahara was expressionless.

"Meow."

"You have already explained the problem by not spit black mud or make troubles. Besides, if there is any sign, even if I can't guess it, you can definitely guess it."

After all, there is one thing to say, although he can hang and beat 100 mackerel in terms of force, but in terms of intelligence, he has to admit that the opponent is indeed stronger than him.

"Meow~"

"I didn't expect Zhong Ye to know me so well. I really feel disgusted just thinking about it."

Pouring his lips in disgust, Osamu Dazai lay on the other end of the sofa with his hands in his hands, with a bright smile and...he didn't want to be beaten.

"Meow~"

"But I don't want to tell you Chuya~"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Alright, I don't need you to tell me, just let me beat you up :)

Before Nakahara Chuya could kill him, Osamu Dazai's gaze swept over all the cats meaningfully.

"Meow~"

"Or do you mean I can't do without you? I need to guess the truth for such a simple thing?"

"Meow!"

"What do you mean you can't do it without you! Do you think you are something good?"

As Dazai Osamu thought, Nakahara Chuya really exploded, but after the explosion, he suddenly calmed down because of Dazai Osamu's stimulation, and his jewel-like blue cat eyes quickly calmed down.

"Meow!"

"Don't you just know the truth? If you're not in a hurry, it means that this matter has nothing to do with the speculation that there are men."

The calm mind was running fast, and Zhong Yuanzhong also began to analyze.

"Meow."

"Online dating is not realistic. After all, with Xiaoqian's character, even if we really fell in love online, it is impossible for us not to know, so this conjecture is unfounded. And contact is even more impossible. At present, the men Xiaoqian contacts most are just They sell vegetables downstairs, so this is also ruled out.”

A set of analysis was well-founded, and in the end, he made a conclusion.

"Meow."

"There is no man, which means that this wedding dress was just bought by Xiaoqian suddenly. Maybe there is an event, or maybe he wants to take pictures. In short, it must have nothing to do with men."

The most important thing was that he was so familiar with that wedding dress, as if he had seen it somewhere before.

"Ouch..."

"It's just fine."

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who felt that what Nakahara said was very reasonable, let out a long sigh of relief, and his heart that was still a little flustered suddenly fell back into his stomach.

"Ow."

"If Xiaoqian just wants to wear a wedding dress, there's no problem at all."

Although it is said that wedding dresses are clothes that are only worn when they get married, in the final analysis, clothes are what they want to wear. Xiaoqian just wears what she wears at home.

As if hearing the voice of Sawada Tsunayoshi, Osamu Dazai blinked his dark eyes, his voice was like a feather, as if floating in the air.

"Meow~"

"But what if she wants to wear it out~"

All Meow:! ! !

"Ow!"

"So Dazai-senpai, you really know it!!!"

He couldn't help complaining about the other party, but Tsunayoshi Sawada's intuition told him that what Dazai-senpai said was probably the truth.

Xiaoqian really wants to go out in a wedding dress!

"Meow?"

"In this case, there is probably only one thing that can be done? After all, it is impossible for everyone to go out in a wedding dress."

Xiaobai, who possesses subtle common sense, raised his claws and spoke firmly.

"Meow."

"Is it the manga exhibition? Didn't the manga exhibition that Xiaoqian went to last time have a group of people dressed in strange clothes?"

Not only the clothes are weird, but even the hair is weird.

"Ow!"

"It makes sense!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi immediately agreed.

"Ow!"

"It must be the manga exhibition!"

"Meow..."

"Even if it's a comic exhibition, wearing a wedding dress or something..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, no matter what he thought, something was wrong.

"Meow."

"There are a lot of group photos, right? When Xiaoqian wears a wedding dress and takes photos with other people..."

Thinking of this scene, Nakahara Chuya's whole cat was in a bad mood.

He watched it last time!Among the people taking pictures, there are a lot of that kind of men, and there are also a lot of that kind of uncles!This is a group photo, it is simply taking advantage of Xiaoqian!

"Crack-"

The sound of the door opening suddenly came from the direction of the bedroom. It was obviously not loud, but it instantly attracted the attention of all the cats. As the door was opened, Xiaoqian's figure also appeared in their sight.

At this moment, the pure white wedding dress wrapped Xiaoqian's body, and she let go of the ponytail that was just casually fixed, and it was draped softly on her shoulders. A small crystal crown shone on the top of her head, and there was a translucent veil coming from there. Derived, with complicated patterns, all the way down.

The neck and shoulders were all exposed, until the pure white cloth on the chest began to fall down layer by layer, and the lining was extraordinarily slender. The golden chains sounded as they walked, and there was a light veil all the way down, and then in the Behind him is the whiteness like the tail feathers of a peacock.

She was gently pinching the front of the flower marriage with her hand and moved forward carefully. Seeing them even blinked briskly, there was a smile and a little excitement in the clear eyes as always.

"How about the sons? Isn't this wedding ceremony particularly beautiful?"

It's a pity that the shoes, flowers and fake hair haven't arrived yet, otherwise this set is really complete, and I'm a little excited to think about suddenly becoming my own wife!

The cats stared blankly at the sudden marriage of flowers to Xiaoqian, and for a moment they felt that they couldn't make a turn in their minds.

Is this so beautiful!No matter how you think about safety when you go out in such a beautiful dress, you will have a big problem! ! !

Suddenly, Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly thought of where he had seen this wedding dress.

Isn't this the wedding dress worn by the paper man who shouted, "Give my wife's liver skin" after Xiaoqian picked him up in the first place! ! !

You promised to be a paper man wife, but you ended up wearing a paper man's wedding dress? ? ?