Fight wits with cat owners

As soon as Dazai Osamu finished speaking, Nakahara Chuya retorted instantly. Even though he couldn't see Dazai Osamu below, he still lowered his head and looked sharply.

"Meow!!!"

impossible! ! !

How can it be possible that the phone can't get through this kind of thing! ! !

but……

but--

Is it necessary for Dazai to lie to him about this kind of thing?Although this guy Dazai had a playful smile every day and took pleasure in seeing him make a fool of himself, but in this situation, it is impossible to lie to him.

The appearance of the whole cat in the hood pocket made Nakahara Nakahara unable to pay attention to the front, he could only frown and began to question Dazai Osamu.

"Meow?"

Can't get through all of them?

Not just their own, but the official phone number of Sister Hongye, the leader, and even Hong Kong black?

"Meow~"

of course.

Osamu Dazai, who understood what Nakahara Chuya had said, affirmed.

"Meow~"

It doesn't work at all.

He even called the young lady he had flirted with, but even these didn't work.

Besides...

Osamu Dazai's eyes suddenly darkened. Due to the existence of Accelerator, he only spoke vague information, but it was enough for Nakahara to understand.

"Meow."

There are no ports in Japan anymore.

To be precise, there is no famous port mafia in Yokohama, and even the original landmark building has now become another form of existence.

"Meow-"

What did you say? ! !

His eyes widened subconsciously, and Nakahara, who heard Dazai Osamu's meaning, didn't care about his current position. He stood up with a swipe, his claws couldn't help hooking the fabric of Xiaoqian's shoulders, and pointed his head forward.

"Meow-"

you sure? ? ?

Although Hong Kong and the Black Gang are a mafia organization, they still have their own reputation. What happened to the well-known organization in Yokohama cannot suddenly disappear.

This is absolutely unreasonable!

"Meow~"

So, Chuya, have you not even had access to a mobile phone or computer for such a long time?

Even—haven't you read it even in today's era?

There was a hint of ridicule in Dazai Osamu's voice.

"Meow~"

Thanks to you still living in the house, why not as good as me outside.

Doesn't this mean that he is going to be a king and take this elementary school student?

Nakahara Chuya calmed down with a mocking voice, he frowned and did not refute Osamu Dazai's words.

After all, no matter what the idea of ​​shelving him is, it is a fact that he has not contacted Hong Kong and black until now.

"Meow-"

It's useless to go back to Japan under the current situation.

There is no need for Dazai to lie to him in this kind of matter, so what was originally a difficult difficulty suddenly became an abyss difficulty.

This is no longer something that can be solved by contacts or returning to Japan. It is something that no organization can be found even after going back to Japan!

"Meow~"

Then wait.

Lying in the slightly shaking cat bag, Dazai Osamu's voice was as light and careless as ever, his iris-colored eyes were slightly narrowed, and he looked vaguely at the blue sky in the shadows.

"Meow~"

Wait for an opportunity that may arise.

He did not believe that this 'transformation' would be permanent.

If there really was something that brought them to such a world, then no matter what his purpose was, it would always show itself.

And he will see it at a glance.

The cat door said "the chat is over", and Xiaoqian also came to the pet hospital.

"Jack?"

Putting the cat in his hand to the front desk, Xiaoqian said hello.

"Isn't this Xiaoqian? You are..."

Liu Jiajie raised his head, and saw Xiaoqian raised his hand and put a cat bag on the table, and the Yingduan in his hand jumped directly onto it, and there was an orange cat on his shoulder showing a head.

Something is wrong with this configuration? ? ?

"You have cats again?"

"Yeah w"

Opening the zipper of the cat bag, Osamu Dazai was immediately completely exposed in front of Liu Jiajie, but he didn't pay attention to the other party's posture, just glanced lightly, and walked out of the cat bag.

He has seen this pet hospital, after all, he has already surveyed the terrain.

"I met this one today, it's super cute and cute!"

As he said that, Xiaoqian's eyes sparkled.

"The most important thing is to let me touch it!"

Liu Jiajie: "..."

So what kind of life do you have with two cats at home?Can you be so happy just by touching it? ? ?

There was a stalk in his throat, and Liu Jiajie twitched the corners of his eyes.

"Then congratulations, do you want a set for the inspection?"

That is, basic physical examination, infectious disease examination, ear canal examination, stool examination, and skin disease examination.

"Come!"

Xiaoqian stroked the fur on Dazai Osamu's back, her voice light and brisk.

"Check early and take home early!"

Osamu Dazai, who was touched by Xiaoqian on the back, sat quietly on the table, as if the cat who was about to be checked in the words was not himself.

After all, it's just an inspection, at most it's just a shave and a blood test, he Dazai Osamu has no fear at all!

Soon, Osamu Dazai was taken to the hospital.Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the closed door with a strange expression, and his heart was full of complexity.

Maybe the dead mackerel didn't realize what he was going to face at all!

Thinking back to some of the items that he checked for himself and was forcibly rejected by him, Nakahara Chuya couldn't help but gloat over his misfortune.

Let your skin!Let your skin!Now let's see how skinny you are! ! !

Pushing his front paws hard, Nakahara stood up and stood on Xiaoqian's shoulders, and jumped directly to the ground with one jump.He trotted to the closed door and listened for the movement inside.

He must hear the first-hand information with his own ears!If he could hear that guy Dazai's screams, he would probably wake up laughing if he wasn't dreaming!

"Meow?"

What are you... doing?

Looking at Nakahara Chuya who suddenly slipped to the door like a voyeur and watched inside with a bewildered face, Accelerator only felt that the other party had become more perverted since he met the mackerel.

I haven't done this kind of peeping thing before, why is it like this now?

Do you think you can beat him, and your accomplices are here, so you have nothing to fear? ? ?

Accelerator, who felt that the other party might expose his perverted nature, questioned without any concealment.

"You guy, are you an idiot?"

Almost on the door!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

You idiot!Can this kid talk? ? ?

Taking a deep look at Accelerator, Zhong Yuanzhong also looked serious.

"You do not understand!"

He will absolutely, absolutely not miss this kind of unlucky Dazai scene!

If he hadn't had a psychological shadow about it, he would have followed up to see the other party, it would be unlucky!

One way:? ? ?

He doesn't understand?Of course he is a pure villain who doesn't understand you hentai!

Just when the donkey's head was not on the horse's mouth, there was a clanging sound from inside the door. Accompanied by the crackling sound, the human voice was also very penetrating.

"Little ancestor, don't touch that! If it breaks, you won't be able to pay for it if you sell it!"

"duang—"

"Let go of that cup! That's my limited edition!"

"boom--"

"Glass cabinet! Get out quickly!!!"

"Snapped--"

All kinds of voices came out continuously, and Xiaoqian, who had learned the lesson from the Zhongyuan Zhongye last time, hurried to the door, opened the door with a swipe, and went straight to the room inside.

"What's going on, mackerel... what the hell!"

I saw that the originally clean ground had already gone through countless obstacles and debris, and the tables inside had become a mess, and there were even various bottles and cans that were tilted here and there.

The culprit, Osamu Dazai, stood on the top of the cabinet, and another book flew out with a wave of his claws, and fell to the ground with a bang:)

Xiaoqian was stunned, she looked at the scene in front of her blankly, and only one thought remained in her mind.

—Her purse is shrinking again! ! !

The mess in this place is not rubbish at all, but the rmb she will pay!

"Meow!"

Osamu Dazai, what's the matter with you! !

Xiaoqian was stunned by Zhong Yuanzhong, but he didn't. He looked at the scene in front of him and his eyes were instantly stained with anger. He rushed into the room with a cat-mao dash, jumped on the cabinet after a few jumps, and went directly to the top floor, and then He called up with one paw.

"Meow!"

"You did it on purpose!!!"

"Meow~"

It seems that you know it too.

One avoided Chuya Nakahara's attack sideways, and Osamu Dazai jumped out of the cabinet directly, without any intention of fighting with Chuya Nakahara.

"Meow~"

Then it's all Zhongye's fault.

He stood on the window sill, tilted his head and made his own sophistry.

"It's all because China didn't tell me that this kind of thing happened."

As he spoke, a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and his voice repeated lightly.

"Meow~"

It's all your fault, Zhongya~

He also made a mistake!He really didn't expect to check the cat's meow and poke jvhua! ! !

If it wasn't for his cleverness, I'm afraid he would be baojv! ! !

"Meow!!!"

Blame me!Am I obliged to remind you! ! !

With a swipe, he jumped out of the cupboard, and Chuya Nakahara went straight to Osamu Dazai at the window.

"Meow!"

Is it reasonable to deliberately sabotage you? ? ?

He didn't even break a cup back then, you told me that you didn't do it on purpose?

What about cheating ghosts? ! !

"Meow~"

No obligation?

Lowering his body to avoid Nakahara Chuya's sweep, Osamu Dazai's voice remained unchanged.

"Meow~"

I thought Zhong would also have a little companion love.

Seeing Osamu Dazai dodging, Chuya Nakahara kicked him directly.

"Meow!!"

You and I don't have such a thing! ! !

Companion love?Impossible in the next life! ! !

"Meow~"

What a pity~

The corners of Osamu Dazai's mouth curled up slightly, and he avoided Chuya Nakahara's attack by turning over, which also exposed what was behind him.

A water glass stood there shining brightly, and Zhong Yuanzhong also shrank his pupils, but it was too late to take it back, only to hear the sound of 'duang—', and the originally quiet and innocent water glass flew to the ground, leaving transparent fragments all over the place Scattered in all directions, reflecting the crystal light.

"Meow~"

Well, now Chuya has a responsibility here~

Nakahara Chuya: "...Fuck!"

He was tricked by the dead mackerel again! ! !

Nakahara Nakaya was stunned for a few seconds, Dazai Osamu quickly ran to the door, wanting to run directly into Xiaoqian's arms and activate the charm skill, but...

Ying Short named Fang Accelerator had a ferocious face, red eyes stared at him sharply, and rushed towards him straight from behind Xiaoqian.

"Meow!!!"

Rubbish!go to hell!