Fight wits with cat owners

"Speaking of which, it's time to eat."

Ignoring the two hanging cats, Xiaoqian opened the refrigerator and checked the remaining stock.

Of course, cat meals are not freshly prepared for every meal. Half of them will be prepared directly for one or two days, and then put directly in the refrigerator, and then continue to be cooked after eating.

And now, apart from today and tomorrow morning, there is nothing in the refrigerator.

It must be eaten. As for which cat to eat, it is already obvious, isn't it :)

Taking out cat rice for two cats, Xiaoqian came to the kitchen and prepared to heat it up.Taking advantage of my spare time, I went upstairs again, moved down the cat food and canned food, and put them in a corner of the living room.

Looking at the clearly packaged cat food and canned cat food, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who knew nothing about it, was having a fierce ideological struggle in his heart.

Although he hadn't eaten for a day, he couldn't eat cat food at all!

Even if he was trained by the reborn devil and the base was destroyed ten years later, he didn't fall to the point of eating animal food!

Sawada Tsunayoshi lowered his head sadly, looking at his furry body, he felt more and more sad in his heart.

It is normal for a cat to eat cat food, but he is not a cat! ! !

Is the first day of becoming a cat so miserable qaq

Just when Sawada Tsunayoshi was getting more and more depressed, Xiaoqian's voice suddenly came.

"Chuya Simba, let's eat!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi froze instantly.

Do you want to eat cat food? ! !

Reluctantly raising his head, Tsunayoshi Sawada looked in the direction of the kitchen, but what caught his eye unexpectedly was the scene of Xiaoqian bending down and putting down two bowls.

Senior Zhongyuan, who laughed at the two seniors on the wall over there, has already rushed to the side of the bowl.

and……

The point is that the bowl is not cat food! (shock——)

The slightly drooping ears stood up, and Tsunayoshi Sawada was overjoyed. He trotted to the side of the bowl and stared at the food in the bowl.

It's not cold cat food, it's meatballs!It's meat! ! !

Happiness came too suddenly!He is ready to eat cat food so as not to starve to death!

"Okay, Simba came to the house for the first time today, why can't he just eat cat food, let's eat while there is still some food."

Saying that, Xiaoqian couldn't help rubbing Sawada Tsunayoshi's furry head.

"Another meal tomorrow morning, after that I can only eat cat food and canned food."

Good man woo woo woo!

Feeling the empty stomach, Tsunayoshi Sawada was moved. He stared at the fragrant cat rice and happily took a bite.

It smells so good! ! !

"As for you two..."

Standing up and looking at the two cats hanging on the wall, Xiaoqian took out two more bowls from the kitchen, went to the corner, and filled two bowls of cat food.

After temporarily putting Osamu Dazai and Accelerator down, Xiaoqian put the bowl containing cat food in front of the two of them, with a soft voice, but said extremely cruel words.

"Dinner for the two of you, let's eat."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

One way:"……"

The two cats stared fixedly at the dark, cold cat food in the white porcelain bowl, and turned their heads to look at Chuya Nakahara and Tsunayoshi Sawada who were eating delicious cat food on the other side, feeling as if a sharp arrow pierced through the cat food. Passing through my chest, I felt a sudden chill in my heart.

How can people eat this? ? ?

The smell of cat rice fills the living room. It smells like a peerless beauty, only beckoning to you vaguely through a thin layer of gauze.

Whether it was Osamu Dazai or Accelerator, they swallowed subconsciously, staring straight at the rice bowls of the two cats next to them.

"Meow?"

"Ok?"

Keenly aware of the gaze from the other side, Zhong Yuanzhong also stopped eating. He raised his head and looked at the two cats staring at him without blinking, and instantly understood their thoughts in his heart.

This is... Hungry?

"Meow-"

"What? Want to eat?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also not in a hurry, he took another bite of cat rice slowly, and turned his complacent eyes to the side lightly.

"Meow-"

"Don't think about it, it's impossible."

"Meow-"

"but--"

"Meow-"

"I can eat more slowly, so you can take a good look."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

One way:"……"

Fuck!Listen, listen!Is this still a human language! ! !

However, very deliberately, Chuya Nakahara ate his meal slowly, and glanced at Osamu Dazai from time to time, with extremely gloating eyes.

However, no matter how leisurely he ate, he would finish eating in the end. Satisfied, Nakahara jumped onto the sofa and stared leisurely at the two cats who hadn't moved.

"Lucky, mackerel, you two hurry up and eat."

After washing the dishes, Xiaoqian looked at Osamu Dazai and Accelerator who hadn't moved, and urged them.

"You still have to hang up after eating."

His red eyes stared intently at the cat food in front of him. Although the smell could be regarded as "fragrant" in today's cat's sense of taste, psychologically, as a human being, he couldn't swallow it no matter what.

In the end, Accelerator took a step back, turned around, and walked directly into the original plastic bag.

Can't he stop eating? ! !

"lucky?"

Xiaoqian squatted down, looked at Accelerator who was huddled in the plastic bag, and couldn't help but raised her hand to poke his body.

"A little emotional?"

Accelerator shook his ears, but did not answer.

"Really don't eat?"

Xiaoqian persevered and poked his back again, speaking comforting words.

"Tomorrow all your brothers will eat cat food, and you just ate two meals early."

No!That's not a matter of two meals! ! !

Accelerator, who fell into autism, retorted fiercely in his heart.

There is no need for the world to exist without meat!

"Do you really not eat?"

Seeing that Accelerator was indifferent, Xiao Qian sighed, picked up the plastic bag, and hung Accelerator back on the wall.

Anyway, I'll eat when I'm hungry. (Indifference.jpg)

After hanging up Accelerator, Xiaoqian's eyes turned to Ji Dazai, but the witty cat Zai did not "rather die than surrender" like Accelerator, he directly lowered his head, and bit the cold cat food with one bite.

Xiaoqian nodded in satisfaction.

Sure enough, mackerel knows the current affairs.

After Osamu Dazai groaned and finally finished eating, he hung the other person on the wall again, Xiaoqian came to Sawada Tsunayoshi, bent down and hugged him.

"Although we've only met each other for a day, there's nothing we can do about it."

Touching the tip of the cat's nose in her arms, Xiaoqian walked towards the bathroom.

"After all, if you need an injection the day after tomorrow, you won't be able to take a bath, so although it's sudden, Simba can only take a bath first."

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

What the hell?bath?

Dazed for a moment, Sawada Tsunayoshi hadn't realized the meaning of taking a bath, but when the bathroom was close at hand, his originally blank mind suddenly understood what was about to happen.

bath!Fuck it's a shower!He is going to be washed!He's going to be washed by a girl! ! !

"Ouch!!"

"Wait! I don't need it! I don't need a shower!!!"

Instantly flustered, Sawada Tsunayoshi struggled with his body, trying to escape from Xiaoqian's arms.

However, his cat appearance was by no means able to compete with Xiaoqian. Instead, when the other party realized that he wanted to escape, he directly tightened his arms.

As a last resort, Sawada Tsunayoshi could only ask Chuya Nakahara, who had followed silently, for help.

"Ow!"

"Senior! Senior, help me!!!"

"Meow-"

"nothing."

Nakahara Nakahara, who had experienced that kind of scene that made people blush and heartbeat but was ashamed and angry to death, also had a paralyzed face. He looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi who was full of hope, and said extremely inappropriate comfort.

"Meow-"

"It's just a shower, it's not a big deal."

It's just... just comparing... that what... cough... that's all!

Involuntarily recalling the tragedy of the last bath, Nakahara Chuya blushed and shook his head quickly.

In short, no, yes, what, what, yes!

"Aw, ow?"

"Really, really?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi's heart was slightly relieved by Senior Ke's words. He carefully watched Xiaoqian close the bathroom door, and then tested the water temperature, but he still felt a little uneasy in his heart.

But since the seniors have all washed it, it should be fine, right?

Thinking of this, Sawada Tsunayoshi nodded and put his heart in his stomach.

10 minutes later……

No wonder ah ah ah ah! ! !

Mao Mao was drenched in warm water, sticking to his body wetly, with one hand imprisoning his body, and the other hand persistently pouring water on his body, and pinching everywhere from time to time!

This, this is different from 'nothing'! ! !

"Ouch..."

"senior……"

After finally being showered with water, when Xiaoqian went to get the shower gel in his spare time, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was touched all over his body, looked at Chuya Nakahara on the sink with resentment in his eyes.

"Ouch..."

"It's different from what you said..."

Is there nothing wrong with being touched all over the body?Senior, what is your standard for "something"? Hey! ! !

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

With a guilty cough, Zhong Yuanzhong turned his head unnaturally.

"Meow-"

"It's fine if you endure it."

Originally, he came in hugging and looking at Tsunayoshi Sawada, fearing that he would not be able to control and hurt Xiaoqian, but the other party's appearance made him feel embarrassed instead.

But in the end, he could only comfort the other party palely.

"Meow-"

"Anyway, it will be fine soon."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Senior, I believe in your evil!

While talking, Xiaoqian had already returned with the shower gel.As the light pink shower gel was squeezed out, it spread quietly on Xiaoqian's palm, and the faint fragrance of cherry blossoms wafted into the bathroom full of steam.

The extremely girly taste shocked the two big men, and Tsunayoshi Sawada's eyes became even more shocked.

This taste!Is it cherry blossom flavor?Definitely sakura flavored!Why does he, a boy, use this kind of shower gel!If people find out about this, they will definitely be laughed to death! ! !

Involuntarily, the voice of reborn ghosts appeared in Tsunayoshi Sawada's head.

'I really didn't expect, Ah Gang, you actually use this kind of girly thing. Could it be that Ah Gang's heart is actually a girl?It seems that I have to talk to Nana's mother. ' (ghost laugh)

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

What hell on earth is this! ! !

Frightened by his brain power, the gentle smile on Xiaoqian's face in front of him seemed to have turned into a ghost like reborn.Sawada Tsunayoshi quickly backed up to the edge of the bathtub with a frightened expression on his face.

"Ouch!!!"

"I don't want it! Don't come here! I don't want to use this!!!"