Fight wits with cat owners

After being vaccinated with one shot, Sawada Tsunayoshi also looked depressed until he returned home.

"Okay, okay, I've finished playing, and I won't go again until another month later."

After stroking Gangji Maomao's head, Xiaoqian put him on the sofa.

"The food is ready, I'll go to work first."

Anyway, what I eat is cat food, just put four bowls out and put it by the wall :)

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

etc!Will there be another injection in a month?

Seeing that Xiaoqian had entered the bedroom, Sawada Tsunayoshi, who couldn't help looking at the wall, felt even more frustrated.

Do I still have to eat cat food after being forced to have an injection qaq

What is the law of heaven! ! !

Unable to bear it, he looked for help to Zhongye, who was the most reliable in his heart.

"Senior Central Plains!"

Nakahara, who was staring at Osamu Dazai, turned around suspiciously.

"what happened?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi gritted his teeth and opened his mouth in pain.

"Senior, do you know what that cat food tastes like...?"

After all, the seniors all became cats earlier than him, so they will definitely know what cat food tastes like!

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

He's not mackerel, how does he know what cat food tastes like?

"What makes you think I've eaten cat food?"

He has never eaten such a thing...

"Hey? Seniors haven't eaten it!!!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes were full of shock, repeating like a machine stuck.

"Senior has never eaten!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Do you have to eat cat food to become a cat?

"You can ask Dazai for this question."

Raising his claws and pointing in the direction of Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuya remained expressionless.

"Didn't he eat last night?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Senior Zhongyuan, what you said is very reasonable, but...

There is always an inexplicable feeling that makes him not want to bother Senior Dazai. Although Senior Dazai has always been very good-tempered and talkative, and even seems to be beaten by Senior Zhongyuan, he subconsciously avoids Senior Dazai.

But this time I have to worry about it!

Glancing at the grainy dark cat food by the wall again, Tsunayoshi Sawada's expression could not help but drift for a moment.

Must ask! ! !

Coming to Dazai Osamu's place under the curtain aggressively but cautiously, Tsunayoshi Sawada's voice was firm.

"Excuse me, Senior Dazai, what does cat food taste like?"

"This question..."

Osamu Dazai, who was trying to hide his whole cat in the curtain, stopped, raised his head, and fell into deep thought.

"The taste...it looks hard, but it becomes unexpectedly soft when it reaches the mouth."

"Hey?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked confused.

"Change, soften???"

"Yes."

Osamu Dazai confirmed it firmly.

"And chewing it unexpectedly feels like chewing meat~"

"Meat???"

"Yes!"

Osamu Dazai nodded, very determined.

"After all, you can tell when you smell it. Of course there is meat in it."

As he said that, Osamu Dazai smiled, and the whole cat exuded a kind and friendly atmosphere.

"It doesn't look like much, but the taste is unexpectedly not as bad as imagined, and it even feels okay."

"This, is that so?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was confused.

His intuition told him that although the first few sentences were concealed, the last sentence was definitely the truth!

The tangled gaze involuntarily turned to the cat food in the bowl, and Sawada Tsunayoshi stared at the cat food fixedly, struggling in his heart.

'The taste is not as bad as imagined', that is to say...it's not really bad?

While hesitating, Osamu Dazai's voice rang in his ears.

"Xiao Gangji will know once he tastes it."

"Taste...taste?"

"Yes."

There was bewitchment in Dazai Osamu's voice.

"Anyway, I'm going to eat this tonight. What's the difference between eating it in advance and eating it at night? Anyway, it's just a taste. Only after you taste it can you be mentally prepared."

Sawada Tsunayoshi felt that he was a little moved.

"That's what I said..."

"Don't hesitate."

Osamu Dazai interrupted Sawada Tsunayoshi's words, raised his hand and patted his shoulder.

"Take courage to Xiao Gangji, anyway, just taste a small piece, you can even spit it out if you don't think it tastes good."

Kokichi Sawada:! ! !

Makes sense!

The very excited Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes lit up, just when he wanted to really try, he subconsciously raised his head and looked around.

The red cat eyes were cold, looking at him like looking at a fool.

There was helplessness in the blue cat eyes, looking at him was like looking at a fool.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's mind was sobered up instantly after being fooled.

Of course, eating cat food can be delayed as long as you can!He will eat it anyway, why should he care about the taste!

Knowing that he can not eat it! ! !

"senior……"

Sawada Tsunayoshi who reacted wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Senior, you..." You actually fooled me!

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Osamu Dazai, who was not at all embarrassed, tilted his head with a smile, and his smile was bright.

"Xiao Gangji really don't want to try?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly felt like a stick in his throat.

"...No, no need."

He swallowed hard, his voice was painful.

"Suddenly I'm not curious at all!"

Really, not a bit of it! ! !

However, it is useless to escape for a while.

Throughout the afternoon, none of the cats ate the cat food by the wall. Neither Nakahara Nakaya and Sawada Tsunayoshi, who had never eaten cat food, nor Accelerator, who already knew the taste of cat food, did not move.

The ideas of the three cats are surprisingly consistent!

Just don't be hungry!Eat all you can eat cat food?nonexistent!

Except... Osamu Dazai_(:3∠)_

"Are you really not going to eat?"

Osamu Dazai, who had been by the cat food for an hour, took a bite from time to time like a snack, opened his mouth leisurely.

"It's already past four o'clock, are you really not going to eat?"

Although I eat late in the morning, but there is nothing else at noon, I will be hungry by now.

Accelerator, who was lying on the top of the cat climbing frame, didn't lower his head, and ignored Dazai Osamu's words, but Nakahara Nakahara, who reluctantly responded to him, was expressionless.

"I'm not hungry."

No, actually a little bit, but...

Looking at the cold cat food, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he needed to make some mental preparations...

"is it?"

Staring at Chuya Nakahara meaningfully, Osamu Dazai chuckled, and looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada on the other side.

"Is Tsunayoshi hungry?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi shuddered, subconsciously retorting.

"I... I'm not hungry!"

As soon as the words fell, his stomach didn't cooperate with him at all, and a loud "Gulu~" instantly overshadowed his words.

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

"Are you really not going to eat?"

The words of the devil continued to come.

"Anyway, you have to eat in the end. Do you want to be so hungry?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

I really feel that I would rather be hungry!

"Don't tell me Xiaogangji doesn't want to go back?"

Osamu Dazai blinked very briskly.

"If you're starving to death, you won't be able to go back, and you'll feel very uncomfortable."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

The air seemed to be filled with some kind of suffocating smell, Tsunayoshi Sawada struggled inwardly, and finally Osamu Dazai's words and stomach prevailed.

Senior Dazai was right!He's starving to death but he can't go back! (shock——)

Cheering himself up, Tsunayoshi Sawada raised his feet tremblingly, and walked towards the wall where the cat food was placed.

Maybe it was because his body was already very hungry, or his sense of taste was changed after turning into a cat. Tsunayoshi Sawada only felt that as he approached, he could smell a not bad smell.

The smell that came from the sense of smell made Sawada Tsunayoshi less repulsive in his heart.

Maybe...isn't it hard to eat?

Swallowing involuntarily, Tsunayoshi Sawada took a deep breath, and quickly lowered his head with a heroic look on his face.

He closed his eyes, and followed the feeling that he bit the cat food.

Feel……

Sawada Tsunayoshi chewed involuntarily.

Hard and not soft at all!Dazai-senpai really lied! ! !

After taking the first step, the rest is extremely easy, with a face full of broken cans, Sawada Tsunayoshi took a second bite and a third bite with a blank expression.

Central Plains Zhong, who watched secretly and observed him, was also a little hesitant.

Could it be... what Dazai said is true?Actually not as bad as imagined?

Unable to bear it, Chuya Nakahara looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada and asked carefully.

"This cat food... what does it taste like?"

Swallowing the cat food in his mouth, Tsunayoshi Sawada managed to pull out a smile.

"Crispy, it feels...not as unpalatable as I imagined hahahaha..."

It is better to say that it is actually an indescribable taste. It is said that it has a meaty taste, but the taste is really complicated and indescribable...

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

etc!Kid, are you sure you're okay? ? ?

Feeling the same empty feeling in his stomach, Zhong Yuan couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

It really made him endure that he could even go without food for three days, but the situation is different now.

Whether to eat or not is one thing, if Xiaoqian comes out and sees that there is not less food, she will definitely be worried.

Taking a deep breath, Nakahara looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada who had accepted the reality and ate cat food, and walked over.

"Huh? Aren't you hungry, Chuya?"

Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara, who was about to accept the reality, with a sneer in his voice.

"I also thought that it would be best if Zhong Ye didn't eat and starved to death."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Dead mackerel!

Glancing at Osamu Dazai indifferently, Nakahara Chuya's voice was cold.

"To shut up!"

Oh, you are everywhere!

The dark particles in the porcelain bowl exude a scent that can be said to be a bit fragrant. Although it looks like a cute little fish, it cannot deny the fact that it is cat food.

"It's okay, Senior Central Plains."

Tsunayoshi Sawada swallowed another mouthful of cold cat food with a calm voice.

"It looks pretty good as a snack."

Only senior Zhongyuan and him in this family have never eaten, so in order for senior Zhongyuan not to starve to death, why should he persuade senior to eat this cat food!

"……Oh."

Nodding dryly, Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at the cat food for several seconds, then lowered his head very simply, and took a bite.

The taste was so complicated that it exploded in the mouth, and Zhongyuan Zhong also chewed the tasteless cat food expressionlessly, his heart trembling alone.

At this time, a slippery voice suddenly came.

"Is it tasty?"

Turning his head expressionlessly, he saw Osamu Dazai looking like a curious baby, saying something that made people angry.

"It's no different from dog food. As a dog, I think Zhong Ye will like it, right?"

Dog your sister!

The nails couldn't help sticking out from between the fingers, and Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai indifferently.

"Ha ha."

Osamu Dazai, this dead mackerel, it's time to beat him up! ! !