Fight wits with cat owners

After 10 minutes, Ying Short, named Fang Accelerator, collapsed on the ground out of breath, completely explaining from head to toe what it means to be incompetent, furious and loveless.

"It seems that Simba has no interest in laser pointers."

Taking back the laser pointer that made Accelerator's face change, Xiaoqian turned over the box on the coffee table.

As for the mackerel...

After all, mackerel's favorite box is available in the living room and her room, and I didn't see Simba go to play, but Xiaoqian still found a palm-sized cartoon cardboard box and put it in front of Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"Look at this, your mackerel brother likes it."

The size of a human palm is several times that of a cat's paw. Looking at the box in front of him, Tsunayoshi Sawada remained indifferent.

I didn't expect, did Dazai-senpai like this kind of thing?

Before he could utter a few words in his heart, Osamu Dazai suddenly popped up beside him. He kept smiling, then raised his paw, and pressed it directly into the box.

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

"Meow~"

"what happened?"

Osamu Dazai, who felt the strange gaze from Sawada Tsunayoshi, tilted his head with a bright smile.

"Meow~"

"Here, mine. Is there a problem with Tsunakichi?"

"Ow!"

"No! No!!!"

I don't like cardboard boxes!

Sawada Tsunayoshi shook his head frantically, but he couldn't stop complaining in his heart.

senior……

So you are such a senior! ! !

The cardboard box was also determined not to be Sawada Tsunayoshi's favorite. After Xiaoqian gave Dazai the new box to play with, she dug and dug in the box. Soon, she took a gray thing to Sawada Tsunayoshi's. before.

"Simba, look at this..."

"Ooooooooo!!!"

"Mouse ahhh!!!"

Before Xiao Qian could finish speaking, an extremely miserable meow interrupted Xiao Qian's words in an instant.

I saw that the originally peaceful cat suddenly puffed up its fur, raised its paw with a swipe, and slapped the mouse flying in Xiaoqian's hand.

Xiaoqian:? ? ?

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

One way:? ? ?

The four of them stared dumbfounded at Tsunayoshi Sawada who suddenly exploded, the shock in their hearts was indescribable.

Why are some people (cats) afraid of animals like mice? ? ?

"Sim...bah?"

Holding back a smile, he picked up the extremely realistic electric mouse. Seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was frightened and froze all over his body, Xiaoqian finally couldn't help laughing.

"Pfft——Simba, are you actually the kind who is afraid of mice? Hahahaha I saw it on the Internet, but I didn't expect you to...hhhhhh"

Seeing is believing, watching the video and watching the live version are two different things——

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Oh, fake...

Being so stimulated that he lost his expression, Tsunayoshi Sawada held the 'calm' eyes after the storm, and only wanted to scratch the wall in his heart.

He was exposed in front of the seniors! ! !

"Let's put this back, let's look at the others."

Putting the electric mouse back into the box with a happy smile, Xiaoqian took out the toy again.

Funny cat!

Colorful feathers swayed in front of his eyes, and golden bells made crisp sounds.

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at the dangling cat teaser blankly, feeling indifferent in his heart.

No matter how useless he is, he can't play with the cat teaser!

"Huh? Don't you like teasing cats?"

After shaking for a long time, I didn't see Tsunayoshi Sawada intending to stretch out his claws. Xiaoqian shook his head regretfully, and put the cat teasing stick back into the alley.

"Then let's see the next one, um..."

After rummaging through the box, Xiaoqian squeezed the soft crucian carp pillow, and felt that it matched Simba very well.

"see this!"

Put the little crucian carp in front of Sawada Tsunayoshi, and even pushed it in his arms.

The crucian carp in front of me opened its dull eyes, as if it was saying, "Choose me!"choose me!choose me! '.

However, Sawada Tsunayoshi's heart still did not fluctuate in the slightest.

How should I put it, he is only interested in cooked fish :)

"Isn't that okay?"

Taking back the crucian carp, turning around and flipping through the box again, Xiaoqian's eyes wandered, and finally took out a ball of wool.

"what about this?"

Pushing it back into Sawada Tsunayoshi's arms, Xiaoqian looked forward to Sawada Tsunayoshi's reaction.

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Raising his hand to withdraw the wool ball, Sawada Tsunayoshi complained silently in his heart.

How could he play such a...

Before he finished thinking, the moment his palm touched the ball of wool, a special feeling arose in his heart.

His gaze stopped involuntarily, and he slowly lowered his head, staring straight at the ball of wool in front of him.

Something...is wrong, why does he feel his hands are a little...itchy?I really want to grab something, especially the one in front of me...

With the subconscious force of the palm, the ball of wool that was originally on the sofa rolled directly to the ground.

Kokichi Sawada:! ! !

His body was faster than his thoughts, and before Tsunayoshi Sawada could react, his body jumped off the sofa and rushed towards the ball of wool rolling under the table.

etc!What am I doing?I didn't think about it! ! !

He roared in refusal in his heart, but his body began to grab the ball of wool very realistically, and his claws kept hooking the wool, completely explaining what is called the upper head.

senior!Senior help! ! !

Sawada Tsunayoshi tried to communicate with his reliable senior to save him with his eyes, but what he didn't expect was that Xiaoqian and his "reliable" senior just stared at him without any intention of saving him .

He even saw a trace of schadenfreude in Senior Dazai's eyes.

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

I love you, senior! ! !

After 10 desperate minutes, Tsunayoshi Sawada managed to stop playing with the ball of yarn.

Of course, it doesn’t mean that he has played enough, but that he successfully found the end of the thread that he didn’t know where it was, and then used an amazing operation to successfully tie himself into a strange posture with his feet upside down_(:3∠ )_

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"So Simba likes balls of yarn—"

Tun Chang's voice, Xiaoqian held back a smile and came to the side of Sawada Tsunayoshi, squatted down and poked the soft belly of the immobile cat tied by herself.

"It's so soft, I'll sell you a box when I get the money~"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Being entangled in wool and unable to move, the feeling of shyness from being poked in the stomach immediately turned into panic.

Raising his head hard, Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes were full of accusations.

A box of yarn balls?Are you a devil! ! !

"Speaking of which, I was still thinking that Simba would use his trump card if he couldn't find it for the time being."

While rescuing Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was unable to move, Xiaoqian smiled brightly as he recalled the catnip he bought by chance when he vaccinated Lucky and Simba last time.

"Since Simba found it so quickly, I'll let you guys enjoy it when tomorrow's order is finished~ a~ cool~"

And today's drawing is also finished, and after the bill is handed in, it is equivalent to getting rich again, but the deposit needs to be saved again.

After all, since raising a cat, she really spends money like running water, and she is really cool without any savings!

"Huh? Why can't you solve it?"

Barely untied a part of the wool rope wrapped around Sawada Tsunayoshi's body, but most of it was tightly wrapped around his body.

Xiaoqian was silent for a few seconds facing the complicated and knotty threads, and decisively picked up the cat, and took out the scissors from the drawer under the coffee table.

"Simba, stay still, you'll be fine soon."

Some wool was tightly strangled on Sawada Tsunayoshi, and even more than one, Xiaoqian tried his best to insert the scissors between the wool and cat hair, trying to cut off the wool quickly and accurately.

Finally, after 10 minutes of hard work, all the wool fell off.

only……

What fell off at the same time also brought a little brownish yellow... Maomao.

Feeling a little guilty, he put the wool and wool that had been cut off carelessly into the trash can, Xiaoqian stretched out his hand and ran along Tsunayoshi Junsawa's body, covering up the "short catty and less two" hairs in some places of the other party.

"never mind."

With wandering eyes, Xiaoqian put Sawada Tsunayoshi on the ground.

"Okay, okay, let's play with my brothers, mom is going to cook!"

Saying that, Xiaoqian took back the scissors and went to the kitchen as if fleeing.

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

"Ow?"

"what happened?"

Why did he feel that something was wrong?

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked blankly at the most reliable Nakahara Chuya.

"Ow?"

"Senior Central Plains?"

"Meow..."

"fine……"

Looking at the few missing pieces of fur on the opponent's body, Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a moment, and resolutely comforted him, and helped Xiaoqian cover it up by the way.

"Meow!"

"You just need to play less with wool in the future."

Well, anyway, Tsuna Sawada's guitar can't jump on the dressing table, and it can't look in the mirror. In a few days...it should grow back in a few days.

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

Why do I feel like you have something to say, Senior Central Plains? ? ?

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who didn't know that his Mao Mao had suffered misfortune, kept wondering and spent the night in a daze.

The next day, Xiaoqian started her own live broadcast.

"Everyone knows who is drawing today, A Gang and Yuriko, let's start with... Yuriko, after all, who doesn't like sweet and soft girls?"

Saying that, Xiaoqian opened Baidu and searched for Yifangtongxing.

"Everyone knows that Accelerator's gender is unknown. We have no way of knowing whether he is male or female, but it does not prevent us from knowing that he is a 'girl' (bushi)"

Osamu Dazai: A girl? ? ?

Chuya Nakahara: Girl? ? ?

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Girls? ? ?

Wait, is something not right?Why is Accelerator so big and the second child, I am older than them, so I will be a girl?

In an extremely tacit understanding, the three cats turned their heads in unison, and looked at Accelerator in shock.

"Meow?"

"what happened?"

Accelerator frowned impatiently.

"Meow."

"Does it matter if it's a man or a woman?"

"Ow!"

"Of course it's important!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi raised his voice, and suddenly jumped away from Accelerator's vicinity like an electric shock.

"Ow!"

"How can boys and girls be the same!!!"

If he knew that one of the seniors was a girl, he would never get so close to one of the seniors!

"Meow."

"Oh."

He let out a casual oh, and looked at the startled Tsunayoshi Sawada, Accelerator hooked the corners of his lips viciously, and his voice was low.

"Meow."

"I am male."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Meow meow? ? ? ? ?