Fight wits with cat owners

"Meow..."

"It really makes people feel very wrong..."

Looking back at Xiaoqian who was quietly relaxing on the sofa, Nakahara Chuya's voice was serious.

"Meow."

"I've never seen her like this."

He can be said to be the person who has been with Xiaoqian the longest among all people, but even he has never seen Xiaoqian in this state.

You know, she usually plays games as her life. When there were not so many people who needed her to worry about, the liver games could be so boring that the night was dark, and she could even stay up in the middle of the night just to draw cards for metaphysics.

Although now that there are more cats, most of her attention is on them, and she doesn't often play large-scale games that are particularly time-consuming, but she still uses her mobile phone or tablet to hang up games in her free time.

It has been more than half a day now, and Xiaoqian didn't even touch the game.

This is so abnormal!

"Meow~"

"But no matter what I do, Xiaoqian has no response, and Simba has gone."

Sighing melancholy, Xiao Bai muttered to himself.

"Meow?"

"Could it be that I'm not enthusiastic enough?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

No, senior, you are already very enthusiastic!

Quietly glanced at Xiaobai who was in deep thought, Tsunayoshi Sawada silently complained in his heart.

Senior Xiaobai, if you are more enthusiastic, you will definitely become an idiot-level enthusiasm, right?Fortunately, you are now in the state of a cat, otherwise you will definitely be taken to the police station!

"Ow?"

"Why don't you go and try, Senior Central Plains?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi raised a paw, talking about his thoughts anxiously.

"Ow."

"Senior Zhongyuan, you have stayed the longest, so you should have some ideas, right?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

But I really have no idea!

Some bald people rubbed their heads, and Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, with anxiety in his heart.

On weekdays, Xiaoqian has always looked energetic, as if she had her own little sun, optimistic and cheerful, but now she looks like a wandering soul, and her slow response makes people wonder if the other party has entered the old man mode.

Looking at Xiaoqian again, Nakahara Chuya was determined.

In short, Xiaoqian must cheer up again!

Thinking about what to do in his heart, before Zhong Yuanzhong could figure out why, Accelerator on the cat climbing frame suddenly jumped to the ground and walked straight towards Xiaoqian.

He was already impatient, and all he said was useless nonsense, and one or two of them couldn't help at all.

No matter how you do it, you will know.

Confidently jumping onto the sofa, in front of him was Xiao Qian's head resting on the pillow, Accelerator bent over, his jewel-like red eyes met Xiao Qian's.

"Hmm... lucky?"

Xiao Qian, who was being watched by him, just tilted his head in doubt, and he didn't look like he was eager to take the opportunity to touch it immediately.

The whole person is like an old monk in meditation, and there is no fluctuation in his eyes, which is very Buddhist.

"Meow!"

"touch!"

Taking the initiative to retreat to Xiaoqian's left hand, Accelerator grabbed Xiaoqian's left hand with a low voice.

"Meow!"

"Don't you want to touch it? Let me touch it now!"

You know, on weekdays, Xiaoqian touches herself the least often among all the people, so she has the most "thieves" on herself.He is very confident that as long as he shows the intention of letting her touch casually, the other party will definitely wake up in an instant.

however……

"Lucky what's wrong?"

Raising his hand, he stroked Accelerator's head, and stroked his back soothingly, Xiaoqian was abnormally indifferent, not the slightest bit tempted by his vain gesture.

"Okay, okay, let's play by ourselves first, mom is really too lazy to move now."

Due to the sequelae of crying, her head is now full of Buddhist thoughts, and she has entered the sage mode. Even if the heavenly king and Lao Tzu come, she can lie down peacefully.

She knows this kind of thing herself, and she is even quite familiar with it. Generally, if she cries a lot the first day, she will be like this afterwards, and it will be fine after a day.

After some words dismissed Accelerator, Xiaoqian stared at the ceiling blankly again, and Accelerator returned after a disastrous defeat, falling into self-doubt.

Why?This is impossible ah?The attractiveness of his hair actually didn't work for Xiaoqian? ? ?

Seeing that Accelerator, who was full of confidence, came back in a feather, the cats and cats who gathered for discussion suddenly felt tense, and Zhong Yuanzhong was so bald that he wanted to scratch the wall.

Fang Accelerator took the initiative not to touch the hair, and his guess was even worse.

But people still have hope, what if it happens?

Besides, he has nothing but himself, and he can't even give her a gift to make her happy.

After a few steps to the sofa, Zhong Yuanzhong also jumped on it, raised his claws and pushed Xiaoqian's shoulder.

"Meow?"

"How about... how about you touch, touch me?"

With a hint of shame, he said the above sentence, no matter how it sounds, it feels wrong, but it is extremely normal in the current situation. Zhong Yuanzhong also suppressed the embarrassment in his heart, and his blue cat eyes, which were as beautiful as the sea, opened their mouths. Staring unblinkingly at Xiaoqian's somewhat dull brown eyes.

"Meow, meow."

"Even if it's...even if it's inhalation..."

No, what a shame!

The tips of his ears turned red, and Zhongyuan Zhong also insisted to finish speaking.

"Meow!"

"also!"

The experience of being sucked is only a few times even if we have been together for half a year. After all, his inner core is human, so it is impossible for Xiaoqian to suck him casually.

"chuya?"

The Buddhist Xiaoqian Buddha tilted his head, and the same Buddhist casually touched Zhongyuan Zhongye, and then dropped the words of the Buddha.

"It's okay, it's okay, Chuya will play with the younger brothers first."

Xiaoqian's hand fell back to his body, but Zhong Yuanzhong was not discouraged. He knew very well that Xiaoqian couldn't understand what he said at all, so he had no way of knowing that he would suck her.

and so……

It's time to take the initiative!

A few steps came to Xiaoqian's head, and when Zhong Yuanzhong was about to pounce on it and take the initiative to suck it, he suddenly heard something, and the whole cat's pounced forward motion stopped instantly.

In the next second, he jumped off the sofa at a faster speed than fluttering, ran to the bathroom quickly, and jumped onto the sink.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared intently at himself in the mirror.

The orange cat's limbs, chest and belly are all white, and the orange color on the back varies. Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help but stand up to make himself more comprehensive in the mirror.

Is there ash in this fur?The front looks so white, but there is no guarantee that there is no dust inside. After all, it has been a long time since the last time I took a bath. Although Xiaoqian will also comb his hair, it is not a bath after all. It is really hard to say that I am very clean. .

Thinking of the last time he took a bath, Nakahara Zhong also subconsciously lowered his head and smelled it on himself.

Well, congratulations, there is no taste.

After carefully inspecting his whole body, Nakahara Zhongya shook his hair vigorously before walking out of the bathroom.

Faced with the doubtful eyes cast by Sawada Tsunayoshi and Xiaobai, Nakahara could only stiffen his body and return to Xiaoqian.

What can he say?Can you still say that you are afraid of being dirty or have some strange smell?

After tidying up his body, Zhong Yuanzhong also calmed down, he actively leaned forward, and the next second his side face was covered with Xiaoqian's face.

"Well... what's going on?"

The state of being empty was suddenly interrupted, and there was a fluffy feeling on the side of the cheek, Xiaoqian turned his head, and saw Zhongyuan Zhongya with a serious face, rubbing against himself.

"chuya what's wrong with you?"

Why did you come to rub your face all of a sudden?Is it going to rain red?

Subconsciously looked out the window, but the outside world was still sunny, Xiaoqian raised her hand and rubbed the other person's head, with a soft arc in her voice.

——But still Buddhist.

"Well, I know, I know, let's talk about it tomorrow anyway."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Another cat came back with a feather, and Nakahara Nakiya leaned his head against the wall and fell into autism.

then shame didn't work otz

"Ow!"

"What, what, what to do, Dazai-senpai!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was completely panicked, and couldn't help but ask Dazai Osamu for help.

"Ow!"

"Senior Yifang and Senior Central Plains have both failed!"

Although Senior Dazai is always the culprit in this incident, but at this time, there is nothing to worry about. If Senior Dazai can coax Xiaoqian back, it will be atonement!

Although I still think Dazai-senpai is too much (cough)

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The kite-colored eyes calmly watched Sawada Tsunayoshi, Dazai Osamu had a calm face, as if he had experienced many battles.

however……

To be honest, he was also panicked.

Really!

Although he could already see the problem with Xiaoqian's appearance, his heart was still like a deer just born on the grassland, feeling uneasy.

Even if you know the result, you still have to go through the process, not to mention...

Once it touches his heart, he will even put a question mark on the front of the result, feeling uneasy.

There are too many variables in this world, even he can't say that he has exhausted his plan.

Even his tongue, which he had always been able to say was eloquent, was of no use at this moment.

Moreover, those two people had already tried their own lives and ended up with the ending of [Fluffy can't be saved]. It was impossible for him to use the same trick again.

So just think about something else.

As his eyes wandered around the room, Osamu Dazai kept flashing various thoughts in his mind, but he denied them one by one.

Sending flowers is no longer feasible. I guess it won't work even if he balds the pot of beautiful cherry blossoms on the balcony this time.

It's not okay to be funny, usually this kind of behavior represents some damage, and because there is no way to communicate, the effect will be multiplied.

Actions that can harm oneself must be vetoed, otherwise it will not be an easy reaction.

With a bitter and serious expression on his face, Osamu Dazai changed his gaze, and gradually fixed on the bedroom.

By the way... how about using games?

Fu Ling's heart felt normal, and a small shining light bulb suddenly appeared on Osamu Dazai's head.

Xiaoqian likes games so much, if she uses games to seduce her, how can she make her take the initiative.

If she opened the one she likes the most, the one that is the most irritating on weekdays, she might see Xiaoqian rushing into the bedroom energetically before entering, and then instantly become addicted to the game!

Think and do it!Osamu Dazai trotted to the bedroom, jumped onto the head of the bed, looked up and saw the tablet on the bedside cabinet.

Without further ado, he opened the tablet with a meat pad and turned up the volume again. After making sure that Xiaoqian in the living room could hear the sound clearly, he pressed a certain game icon without hesitation.