Fight wits with cat owners

Accelerator is facing unprecedented things.

In front was Xiaoqian who was getting closer and closer, and behind him was a solid wall. The whole person was on the top of the cat climbing frame, and Accelerator had a brain storm.

If he ran, it was as if he was afraid of the other party, and if he really ran down, Xiaoqian would definitely chase him until he caught him.

But if she doesn't run, she will be manipulated at will. Although he doesn't feel much about this, it always makes people feel that something is wrong, and if she keeps letting her go on like this, it will definitely make her go too far. !

Maybe what will happen in the future!

but……

Even hiding is useless, after all, this guy is really inexplicably persistent in this kind of thing, let alone yesterday...

Although today's completely opposite mood from yesterday made him wonder if the other party's spirit was broken, but no matter what, she still looks pleasing to the eye.

It's enough to be like yesterday, if you're not smart enough, you should just keep being stupid.

and so……

While thinking about it, Xiaoqian had already come to the side of the cat climbing frame. She directly raised her head and approached Accelerator who was in deep thought, her voice was brisk.

"Is luck ready?"

Xiaoqian's smiling face was reflected in his red eyes, Accelerator stood up, glanced at Xiaoqian condescendingly, and moved to the cushion on the fourth floor.

After all, the fifth floor is raised, and the fourth floor is just right.

"Meow."

"hurry up."

Seemingly urging impatiently, Accelerator lay on his side, his tone as calm as ever.

"Meow."

"Leave as soon as you're done."

It's just being sucked, and it's not a big deal. Is there anything he can worry about with Accelerator?

"Lucky is really considerate."

Stretching out his hand to touch Accelerator's plush, Xiao Qian took a deep breath and buried himself in the plush.

On the other side, Dazai felt lemons in his heart again.

intimate?Isn't he considerate enough?Obviously, he is much more considerate than Accelerator who is always violent and beats people up!

For such a long time, Xiaoqian has never said "mackerel is so caring".

Fang Accelerator smoked for about ten minutes before Xiaoqian left Maomao in the other party's glaring eyes.Finally, he touched the tip of his ear like a thief, Xiaoqian quickly withdrew his hand, and looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi who was hiding behind the sofa.

"In the end it was Simba's turn."

A stride rushed to the back of the sofa, facing the shivering cat who refused to accept the reality and only turned his back to her, Xiaoqian smiled slightly, reached out and grabbed the back of the other's neck, and pulled it out directly.

"Where else are you going to hide, Simba?"

Pressing the cat on the sofa, Xiaoqian "smiled evilly" like a domineering president, and imprisoned Tsunayoshi Sawada on the sofa with a thud of the sofa.

"In this home, you have nowhere to go."

Looking at the cat whose pupils froze into a stone statue at the moment of his words, Xiaoqian licked his lips, thinking about the quotations from Ba Zong that he had come across before, with a deep meaning in his voice.

"What an annoying little goblin."

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who I am?where am I?What just happened?What goblin is here? ? ?

"Oh, did you faint?"

Speaking some lines from unknown sources, Xiaoqian slightly narrowed her eyes and lowered her head slowly.

"Then I'll start enjoying it bluntly."

Sawada Tsunayoshi reacted instantly, raised his hands in a panic and refused.

"Ow!"

"No, don't come here!!!"

"Even if Simba breaks his throat, no one will come to save you hehehe~"

"Ouch!!!"

"Senior! Senior, help me!!!"

The screams lasted for a full minute. After realizing that he was powerless to resist, Sawada Tsunayoshi could only lie flat and let Xiaoqian rub his hair up and down.

Mom, I've been touched all over the place, I'm not pure, woo woo woo.

After another 10 minutes, Xiaoqian got up satisfied, leaving only Tsunayoshi Sawada with blank eyes, and kept lying flat without moving, as if consciousness had not yet returned to the body.

so cute~

After touching the other party's soft belly again, Xiaoqian withdrew her hand in satisfaction.

"Then it's time to get down to business."

Rummaging in the cabinet, Xiaoqian took out the scissors and electric pusher and put them on the coffee table, smiling brightly at the mackerel.

"Because it's not yet noon, so I'll finish the mackerel punishment first. Although it's autumn now, the house will be heated in a while, and it's almost like summer and I won't be afraid of the cold."

With that said, she stood up and walked towards Osamu Dazai.

"So mackerel, you know what I mean?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

No, can I say I don't understand?

Staring straight at the scissors and electric pushers on the coffee table, Osamu Dazai swallowed hard, feeling his body tense up in an instant.

Once this kind of thing appears, there is no need to think that it is definitely going to attack Mao, and then a very serious problem arises.

They turned into cats. Although they were attacked by surprise, he knew that his clothes seemed to be changed along with him in the process of becoming a cat.

Then the problem is coming.

Has the clothes been turned into the current cat hair, does the cat hair being cut mean that the clothes are damaged, if this is the case... then will the hair grow back?

This is a serious question, very serious, very serious.

Even he doesn't want to wait for the day when he changes back, everyone else is well-dressed, but he himself is full of holes in his clothes like a rag picker!

Unable to take a step back, Osamu Dazai raised his head with difficulty, and sent light waves of grievance at Xiaoqian, trying to arouse Xiaoqian's sympathy.

However, Xiaoqian didn't eat at all!

"Don't try to escape the mackerel."

Ignoring the other's pitiful eyes, Xiaoqian lowered her head,

"Think about the crabs you have harmed, and even encourage the cats at home to join them. This kind of thing is not something you can just let go of by pity."

"Even you should really be grateful for my current injured state."

Seeing that Osamu Dazai had started to retreat towards the corner, and turned his head left and right to find a breakthrough, Xiaoqian smiled and said something like a devil.

"After all, my original plan was to eat a bunch of crabs in front of you and not let you touch them at all."

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

Turning his head in disbelief, Osamu Dazai's face was full of horror.

Xiaoqian, are you a devil? ? ?

Taking advantage of Dazai Osamu's surprise, Xiaoqian stretched out his hand in an instant, and grabbed the back of Dazai's neck.Effortlessly hugging the cat into her arms, Xiaoqian went back to the sofa and used her legs to hug her. Then she took out the ball of yarn left by Tsunayoshi Sawada from yesterday's game and tied it up with the black Dazai Osamu who had a hard time with one hand.

"Xiaobai, do me a favor and hold this thread down for me."

Not caring about Osamu Dazai's face at all, Xiaobai approached cheerfully when he heard Xiaoqian calling him, and stretched out his claws to help Xiaoqian hold the thread.

Happy to hear and see, seeing such a sight, Zhong Yuan also jumped onto the sofa with a whoosh, laughing so hard that he couldn't help himself.

"Meow!"

"Hahahahaha this way of binding, Dazai, are you a pork hahahahaha!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Dead slug I remember! ! !

It took several minutes to tie up the cat, Xiaoqian raised the scissors, and his eyes kept wandering on Osamu Dazai's body.

"Of course, mom won't cut too much. After all, it's too uncomfortable to look at if it affects the senses too much."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Then don't cut it!

The tail also began to stick to his side nervously, Osamu Dazai raised his head with difficulty, wishing to get away immediately.

"By the way, I haven't let you see the mackerel yet."

As if thinking of something, Xiaoqian put down the scissors, took out the tablet from the bedroom and opened it. After a while, some pictures of cats being sheared appeared in front of Osamu Dazai.

At the beginning, it was just a normal shearing, but when it turned to the back, it became more and more wrong.

"how about this?"

Pointing to the cat in the tablet that has been trimmed all over but only has the face next to the eyes left, Xiaoqian smiled kindly.

"Does it look healthy?"

Dazai's body stiffened.

You call this kind of thing health gas? ? ?

"Don't like it?"

Satisfied with the stiff look of the mackerel, Xiaoqian turned to another picture with a soft tone.

"How about this?"

What came into view was a yellow cat. The upper body of the cat was normal, but the lower body...

Osamu Dazai only felt his legs start to tremble.

Only the lower part of the body was shaved, and the whole cat was as weird as without pants...

Can humans do this? ? ?

"Don't you like it yet?"

Sighing hypocritically, Xiaoqian clicked on the tablet with her finger, and changed another picture.

"What about this? It's very layered."

The cat in the picture is still shaved, leaving only the back, which has been shaved layer by layer, just like dinosaurs in ancient times, and even the hair on the tail has been shaved Section by section, the cat's face was full of displeasure.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I don't think this will work...

His eyes had already begun to blur, and Osamu Dazai only felt that he was like a big girl with yellow flowers who was about to be stripped of her clothes, weak, pitiful and helpless.

At this time, the "bully" Xiaoqian smiled and pointed at the cat in the picture, and said something terrifying.

"Speaking of which, I like this one very much. Do you want us to try this one with mackerel?"

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It's the devil!It's the devil!Xiaoqian, are you really not a devil? ? ?

"Mackerel, don't you think the cat in this picture looks very imposing?"

Momentum!That's obviously a grievance!It's sad!It's anger!

"Meow..."

"I don't think I should be guilty of shaving..."

Staring at Xiaoqian seriously, Dazai Osamu begged for mercy with a voice that had never been so sincere in his life.

"Meow."

"We have something to discuss, don't touch your hair, it hurts too much!"

Although he sometimes acts independently, it doesn't mean he likes to be independent when he's naked! (shock——)

What's the difference between shaving and undressing!If this is the case, the little man Chuya will definitely laugh to death!

"Do you still think it's not okay?"

Tilting her head in distress, Xiaoqian retracted the tablet and picked up the scissors again.

"I still think the little dinosaur is cute, so let's do it."

Bowing her head close to Osamu Dazai, who couldn't move, Xiaoqian smiled happily, but half of her face was suddenly sunk in the shadows, with a gloomy feeling.

"After all, it's the first time I've done this kind of thing, and it's still inconvenient to only have one hand, so let me see how to cut it, and I can do whatever it is."

"Meow!"

"I was so wrong!!!!"