Fight wits with cat owners

"Meow."

"You actually saw through my role."

Even though he had already brainstormed in his mind, and even almost guessed everything, Dazai Osamu remained calm and boasted about himself very exaggeratedly.

"Meow."

"The persona I contributed silently was still dug out by you. It seems that people like me can't hide it no matter how hard they hide."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

What are you talking about?Taste yourself, savor carefully, and then think about your usual appearance, is this the character design that you can appear in Dazai?

"Meow~"

"Maybe."

Xiaobai, who didn't know whether it was black or white, joined the conversation.

"Meow~"

"I think mackerel is also very likely."

In a group of people ' are you out of your mind? ', Xiaobai scratched his head and said blankly.

"Meow?"

"For example, for some reason, it feels like it's still possible, doesn't it?"

No, unscrupulous and silent dedication are two different things!

Raising his claws to cover Xiaobai's mouth in pain, Tsunayoshi Sawada shook his head, complaining wildly in his heart.

Silent devotion is the tragic male lead, and unscrupulous is obviously a villain character design!It's like Bai Lan can't contribute silently, if such a thing really happens one day, then she must be out of her mind!

One of the insiders, Accelerator, looked up at the scene in front of him indifferently, and turned his head silently.

So the true love of Osamu Dazai is obviously the man named Sakunosuke Oda...

It didn't take long to complain, and everyone's attention was attracted by the live broadcast again. After experiencing the Naruto crew, Daoran crew, King's crew, Onmyoji crew, and countless young ladies, Xiaoqian's attention was attracted by a pile of people. attention.

"It's so lively over there, how can I miss this lively place? Let's go, I'll take everyone to see it!"

He happily ran towards the crowd, and as soon as he approached, the sound of excited discussions reached his ears.

"Ah ah ah good! This skylark is good a!"

"My God, what kind of natural disaster crew is this! The height is so similar, 27 is really shivering, hahahaha!"

"27 is surrounded, surrounded by all his guardians!"

"27? Gangji? Tutor? Is it from the cos tutor crew?"

Getting closer, Xiaoqian walked around a few girls who were blocking the view, and saw the blocked scene.

A group of guardians with extremely realistic cosplays scrambled for the 'Sawada Tsunayoshi' in the middle, and the 'Sawada Tsunayoshi' who was robbed had an extremely vivid expression on his face.

Looking at the familiar look inside, although I know it's not real, I haven't seen a familiar partner for a long time.Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was off-screen, also missed her immediately, and then... her chrysanthemum tightened.

In addition to the discussion of passers-by, there is also the "leader battle" directed and performed by the cos group.

The cosplayer of 'Hayato' aggressively pulled 'Sawada Tsunayoshi' behind him and announced loudly.

"I'm the number one loyal dog under Nine Pocket Noodles! What qualifications do you have to compete with me for Nine Pouch Noodles!"

The cosplay of 'Takeshi Yamamoto' seemed a little shy, and he could only laugh awkwardly.

"Ha, ha, ha! Is it going to fight?"

Hibari Kyoya's cosplayer is holding crutches and has sharp eyes.

"Gather, bite and kill!"

"Look at my backstab!"

The pineapple-headed coser sneaked up behind 'Hayato Gokudera' when several people were confronting each other, and pulled away 'Tsunayoshi Sawada', while the girl who played Kurom hugged Hayato Gokudera around his waist. Catch up with the footsteps and add drama to yourself.

"Master Mukuro! You must be happy with the boss!"

A group of people just started to scramble for it, and the onlookers who watched it were hooked, praising that all2727all's Shura Field is so delicious.

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was far away from the cat cafe outside the screen, was completely dumbfounded. He stared blankly at the "leader battle" staged on the screen, and his expression changed from being touched at the beginning to panic.

So what the hell is going on here?Why is there such a performance?It is said that cos and so on are related to the original work. Could it be that he will live in this kind of insane Shura field from now on? ? ?

Is this really the Shura field?This is hell! ! !

"Meow?"

"So this is your mafia housekeeper?"

Looking inquisitively at Tsunayoshi Sawada, Nakahara Nakaya looked at the strange shape on the computer again, feeling that something was not quite right.Involuntarily, he questioned his soul to Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"Meow?"

"Is this what the Italian Mafia dresses like?"

Think about what he saw, cow jumpsuit, silver octopus head, indigo pupil with a six pineapple head and a small pineapple head, everything else looks quite normal, weapons and so on Accept, but this Shamat style...

Not even a single person in a standard suit, really something is wrong!Think about the port mafia, except for Hongye, who wears a kimono, from the leader to the underlings, almost everyone wears a black suit as standard.

How come you are here...

It's too casual!Shouldn't mafia chiefs lead by example?Even if it's just an heir, shouldn't it be more serious?

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

"Ouch..."

"It shouldn't be..."

At least a lot of what I saw were burly men in black. As for myself and my friends...

How do I know!But I am still a junior high school student!Everyone has to go to school, whose junior high school students have nothing to wear in black!

With his throat stuck, Sawada Tsunayoshi struggled to speak.

"Ow!"

"Maybe it's because...the guardian and I are both... young...?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Taking a deep breath, Zhong Yuanzhong, who had never been to school, also showed vicissitudes.

Oh, I almost forgot that this kid is still a junior high school student, going to school...

Before Tsunayoshi Sawada finished digesting it, another misleading picture appeared on the screen.

I saw 'Sawada Tsunayoshi' shivering and being thumped against the wall by 'Kyoya Hibari', and the head of that 'Kyoya Hibari' got lower and lower...

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The fur all over his body exploded at this moment, and Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at the computer screen in disbelief, and saw the two people inside successfully kissing each other...

kiss together...

kiss...

Kiss! ! !

"Ow!"

"Fake! It's all fake!!"

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was overly frightened, had blank eyes and a blank mind, and could only mutter to himself.

"Ouch..."

"Hahahaha, I'm actually dreaming. The true love of Senior Skylark is obviously the school. How could such a horrible thing happen? A nightmare! It's all a nightmare! I must wake up quickly, it's really scary..."

"Meow~"

"Accept reality, Kokichi."

Pretending to be sad, Osamu Dazai patted Tsunayoshi Sawada on the shoulder, gloating at his misfortune to make matters worse.

"Meow~"

"After all, hot blood man also has emotional entanglements."

As if in response to his words, as soon as Dazai Osamu finished speaking, he heard another picture coming from the screen.

'Kyoya Hibari' who kissed 'Sawada Tsunayoshi' just now disappeared and was replaced by 'Ryudaoku' who held a trident and kissed 'Sawada Tsunayoshi' again.

Then...'Sawada Tsunayoshi' succeeded and was kissed in the face.

Off-screen Tsunayoshi Sawada: "..."

"Ow!"

"It's fake, it's all fake, it's all fake, it's fake!"

If he was still a human being, Sawada Tsunayoshi's face would probably not have a trace of blood now. He maintained his hairy appearance, and took a step back unbearably.

No!Even if there is emotional entanglement in Hot Blood Man, it can't be between men!What's more, I have a girl I like!How could this happen!Don't say it's impossible for Senior Skylark, it's even more impossible for Liudao Mukui who always wants to take his body!

and many more……

Suddenly, Sawada Tsunayoshi's mind flashed, and he noticed something.

take body...

Take the body?

Take...the body! ! !

With horror in his eyes, Sawada Tsunayoshi turned pale.

No, it can't be true!no no no!I do not believe!

"Meow?"

"Look at your face..."

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes with interest.

"Meow?"

"Do you remember anything? Evidence that your guardian 'likes' you?"

"Ow!"

"I'm not! I'm not! It's impossible!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi retorted fiercely, but on the screen at this moment, after 'Rokudokoku' kissed, various people took turns to kiss 'Sawada Tsunayoshi'.

Sawada Tsunayoshi feels that his soul can ascend to heaven...

Why did you let me see such a scene?How will I face everyone in the future?Fake!It's all fake qaq

then……

I saw 'Sawada Tsunayoshi' who was still shivering on the screen suddenly raised the corners of his mouth when he was surrounded by a crowd of people. He stood up and aggressively grabbed the chin of a man in a black suit and black hat who was all in black, and then kissed...

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

The green lizard fixed on this hat...is it reborn?It must be reborn, right?Definitely reborn!

As soon as his legs softened, he fell to the ground, and Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't care less, he simply collapsed on the ground, stretched his legs straight and closed his eyes.

This nightmare is too scary, I'm afraid I dreamed of hell, no, I have to wake up quickly!

"Meow?"

"Simba, what's wrong with you, Simba?"

Worryingly shook Sawada Tsunayoshi's body, but the other party remained stiff and closed his eyes. Xiaobai pushed for a long time, but there was no response at all.

"Meow..."

"Stop it, he's just been hit too hard..."

The kind-hearted meow Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly stopped Xiaobai from shaking.

"Meow."

"Just leave it alone for a while."

Anyway, according to the other party's self-deception, it is estimated that the previous picture will be forcibly forgotten when he wakes up.

after all……

Thinking of the scene just now, Rao Zhongyuan couldn't help shivering.

How is that any different than waking up and discovering that everyone around you is out for you?Even though I know it's fake, it's too scary to look at it like this!

Should he say that fortunately he didn't see his cosplayer doing anything out of the ordinary?Otherwise, even if you know it's fake, it's still embarrassing!

The plot of this episode came to an end with Tsunayoshi Sawada's "coma". Just when Tsunayoshi Sawada finally woke up and was forced to forget, a group of [cute ah ah ah] troops roared past in the barrage.

He took a closer look, and saw a white-haired man in a striped shirt surrounded by a group of identically dressed 'little lolis', holding a handful of candies and distributing them one by one.

The most important thing is the smile on the face is so kind, friendly and kind.

"My God, there are so many last works, I'm afraid this one is not a winner in my life! If I were surrounded by so many little lolitas, I might die of happiness."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Wait, Accelerator?

Looking up at Accelerator Honka, who was expressionless and full of displeasure, Sawada Tsunayoshi looked bewildered.

This expression...is there something wrong? ? ?

Looking at the white hair wearing a striped shirt on the screen in disbelief, Tsunayoshi Sawada hugged his head and muttered to himself.

"Ow?"

"So... is this really the body of a senior...?"

After all, I have only seen the 'Lily of the Bell Branch' painted by Xiaoqian, but the senior who has always been so indifferent suddenly smiled like that, even if he knew it was fake, it would be too unexpected!

"Meow~"

"So the Lolicon of Accelerator is real, and so is this little Lolita."

Osamu Dazai stroked his chin, his eyes jumped back and forth between Accelerator, who was smiling like a flower on the screen, and Fang Meow, who was not far away with an expressionless face, and spoke with great interest.

"Meow~"

"There are so many lolicons in this world, they can actually turn Accelerator into that kind of idiot."

The red cat's eyes swept towards the cats indifferently, and they all focused on the screen after a short stay.

The mentally handicapped 'I' who was laughing inside was still giving candy to a group of 'little loli' who were dressed in the same clothes, but a coser wearing jk appeared in the distance.

With white hair and red eyes, 'Lingke Lily' pushed the happy candy-giving 'Accelerator' to the corner, and then... snatched his lollipop and took his place to give out candies to the little lolis.

The 'Party Accelerator' who was robbed of his lollipop squatted in the corner autistically.

In the end, one of the little lolitas suddenly left the candy collecting army, ran over and patted 'One Party Accelerator' on the shoulder, and gave him the candy in his hand.

Then... was moved by 'Fang Accelerator' so much that he hugged his waist tightly.

Accelerator's side: Although he knew it was not him, why did he suddenly feel so embarrassed? ? ?

"Meow-"

"puff--"

Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing, and Accelerator looked at him with sharp eyes, but he didn't care.

"Meow."

"I just remembered a happy event."

Although it is fake, but it can only make people laugh when you bring it in. This is the phenomenon called ooc that Xiaoqian said before, it is really fun~

After a while, Xiaoqian left and wandered around. Soon, another sand sculpture scene came into view.

Three white-haired men in white clothes surrounded a black-haired man, holding hands and turning around.

"My God, it turned out to be the k crew. I didn't expect that there would be a silver group besides the red group and the blue group. What kind of fairy scene is this? Xiaobai of the three periods, this dog brother can be a winner in life."

The camera zooms in, the details are more in place, and the barrage is full of joy.

[Where is the cat?Where's the cat?Oh, it's okay, it's in my arms. 】【? ? ?Nonsense, it was clearly on my bed! 】【This dog brother has been autistic enough to squat on the ground, okay hahahahahaha】【Oh my God!This long-haired Weitzman has the temperament!Although I am sculpting in the sand, there is such a trace of immortality! 】【Hahahahaha is not as good as a sand sculpture! 】

Facing the unfamiliar 'anime', several cats didn't respond, but Fairy Bai suddenly opened his eyes wide, and his heart was occupied by a familiar sense of sight.

That outfit made him feel familiar, that silver-white hair color made him familiar, even the word 'Weitzman' that floated across the barrage made him feel extremely familiar.

This name... is... me?

Puzzled in his heart, but couldn't find the answer, Xiaobai quietly lowered his eyelids, and began to think in his heart.

He had doubts a long time ago. After all, he couldn't communicate with most cats, but he could with these few.And they showed enough anomalies that they didn't even hide it.

And he is not really a fool, even if he doesn't show it, he already knows many things.

Knowing that they have lost their memory, just like they told the cos on the screen who was who before, then it means that they were originally human.

Not just people, even famous ones, but also the characters who are cosplayed by those people.

In this case, I, who has the same abnormality as them, should be in the same situation as them.In other words, he was originally a human being.

So... could it be this person?

The cat eyes with traces of gold stared at the picture on the screen without blinking, but those eyes were still clear.

Or is it related to your past?In short, there is no escape from the relationship.

I tried my best to dig in my mind, but I always felt that something was missing. In the end, Xiaobai, who couldn't think of it, decided to let it happen.

I always think of it when I should think of it, and I can't think of it when I can't think of it.

After thinking about it, Xiaobai lay down peacefully and continued to watch Xiaoqian's live broadcast.

It's still very interesting, it's fun to see other people's reactions.

As we walked, we even came to an open space, where there was actually a couple dancing with 'Nakahara Chuya' and 'Dazai Osamu'.

Xiaoqian went up to watch excitedly, and the bullet screen was filled with blackness, and the two cats in charge looked expressionless.

They looked at each other involuntarily, and then both looked away in disgust.

Dancing with mackerel slugs?You might as well kill me!

However, the sky failed, and the dancing 'Shuanghei' even stretched out their hands, and one and half made a show of caution together...

Compare your heart!

It's so one and a half! ! !

Nakahara Chuya: "Ugh—"

Osamu Dazai: "Ugh—"

This is something that would never happen on a horror film set!

His face was blue from constipation, Osamu Dazai covered his mouth, his voice was weak.

"Meow!"

"Zhongye, from now on, you'd better live within three meters... no, ten meters away from me!"

"Meow?"

"How close do you think I want to be with you?"

The Central Plains also united with Tieqing.

"Meow!"

"I really wish you could kill yourself quickly!"

Hurry up and die, when the time comes, I will cremate you a dragon and scatter all the ashes for you!

The dance that made Mao's heart anxious finally came to an end. Several people from the same cosplay crew came up to "call the curtain", but they severely refreshed the worldview of the two.

Mori Ohgai: "To prevent Yokohama from being destroyed!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "To protect the peace of Yokohama!"

Chuya Nakahara: "Practice love and true evil!"

Osamu Dazai: "Cute and charming villain!"

Akutagawa: "I am Ryunosuke Akutagawa!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "I am Atsushi Nakajima!"

People (poes posing as beautiful girls): "We are the twilight and night organization shuttling in Yokohama, the white hole, and a white tomorrow is waiting for us!"

Ranpo: "That's it, meow~"

"Wow, this poes is so funny, this crew is such a sand sculpture, hahahaha!"

The onlookers couldn't take care of themselves with laughter, the [Hahaha] in the barrage was simply swiping the screen, and Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu outside the screen had strange expressions, and their hearts were full of complexities.

This tells me how I will face the leader and Akutagawa in the future, hey!I'm afraid it didn't remind me of the exaggerated scene just now, what if I accidentally laughed out loud! ! !