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Compared with mortals with short lifespans, monks in the realm of comprehension are not a little bit less open about love and love.The male nun and the nun see each other in private, that's not called giving and receiving in private, that's called agreeing with each other, as long as you tell your parents, and find a suitable auspicious date, you can get married immediately.

In the world of comprehension, a kiss between lovers is really not something that cannot be seen.Therefore, the shopkeeper's request is not too embarrassing.

However, Ling Yan and Fang Baiyu, two people pretending to be lovers, were stumped.

If it wasn't for him who was in the embarrassment at the moment, Ling Yan would definitely applaud the shopkeeper's move in his heart.He believes that this trick can definitely prevent 99% of fake couples who come to intentionally cheat for discounts.

But now...

Ling Yan sighed for a long time, turned his head to look at Fang Baiyu who was wearing a red dress beside him, and suggested in a low voice, "How about we kiss?"

Ling Yan is still a straight man.Straight men who are female-oriented may pay attention to keeping a safe distance from women and try not to exceed the boundaries, but they usually have no sense of physical contact between brothers.In the eyes of straight men, forcing a kiss with a male friend for a cheap dinner is hardly a thing.Left and right are just lip touches.

You can't have too high demands on the integrity of a straight man.

What's more, Ling Yan thought to himself, what the shopkeeper said is a kiss, but it doesn't have to be a kiss on the mouth, a kiss on the cheek is enough.

"Come on." Ling Yan said with great heart, and at the same time put his hands on Fang Baiyu's shoulders, half-forcing him to turn to face him.

In order to match the atmosphere of the Peach Blossom Festival, Ruyi Restaurant uses a peach tree-shaped lampstand for lighting today. Red candles shed red candle tears on the lampstand, and the soybean-sized fire flickers and flickers.An ambiguous orange light enveloped the entire first floor.

Looking at Ling Yan who closed his eyes and waited for his kiss, Fang Baiyu's heart beat faster unconsciously.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

His heart seemed to be disobedient and was about to jump out of his chest.

In fact, what Fang Baiyu said before is correct, Ling Yan's skin is very white, just like jade, at this moment illuminated by the candlelight, it seems to be dyed with a faint layer of warm gold.His eyebrows and eyes are also very good-looking, not only looks very handsome, but also makes people think that he is very good-looking, he is the type that can be eaten by men and women, and loved by all ages.The eyelashes are black and curled up, casting two small fan-like shadows on the face.

Fang Baiyu moved his eyes down, staring at his well-shaped lips, breathing slightly chaotically.

When Fang Baiyu realized, his lips were only an inch away from Ling Yan.The breath of both sides blows each other's face to the other's face.And all around were diners who glanced here intentionally or unintentionally.

He reacted suddenly, moved his body back, and pushed Ling Yan away.Ling Yan was pushed staggeringly, and opened his eyes in a daze.

"Kiss your sister!" Fang Baiyu scolded viciously in a low voice, "Change to another restaurant!" After saying that, before Ling Yan could react, he flicked his sleeves and left Ruyi Restaurant.

"I'm sorry, she's too shy." Ling Yan smiled coyly at the shopkeeper, and quickly explained. After speaking, he didn't care whether the shopkeeper believed it or not, and hurriedly turned around and chased after Fang Baiyu in the direction where Fang Baiyu left.

As soon as Ling Yan stepped out of the restaurant, he saw Fang Baiyu standing under a willow tree not far away, waiting for him, with the starry night sky behind him.Red clothes and green willows, the night sky is like washing, this is definitely the beauty that literati love to describe.

The only fly in the ointment is that the beauty is a bit violent, and she is pulling wicker garlands, as if she is venting something.

Because Ling Yan couldn't see Fang Baiyu's face through the wicker-like wicker just now, when he got closer, he realized that Fang Baiyu's face was a little red.

"Hey, why is your face so red?" Ling Yan asked in surprise, "Is it because you are allergic to the rouge powder on your face?"

Fang Baiyu looked up at him, gritted his teeth and said, "It's not because of you!"

"Me? What's wrong with me?" Ling Yan rubbed the back of his head, feeling confused.Suddenly he realized something, and cautiously raised his head and asked, "Well, you...are you shy?"

"..." Fang Baiyu's throat was choked when he was asked, he lowered his head to hide the discomfort on his face, and replied in a muffled voice: "Oh, shy, you think beautifully! I'm ashamed! If it weren't for you Let me wear women's clothes, so I don't need makeup, and my face won't turn red because of allergies!"

"I'm sorry." Ling Yan hurriedly apologized, and at the same time called out a water polo technique, trying to help Fang Baiyu wash off the rouge and gouache on his face. "You're allergic, you have to wash off your face quickly."

Fang Baiyu let him do it.

After washing off the residue on his friend's face, Ling Yan asked again: "Why is your face still so red?"

Fang Baiyu continued to lie without blushing and heartbeat: "I'm allergic, it will definitely take a while to return to normal."

The cool night wind blew past the two of them, and the heat on Fang Baiyu's face subsided a lot.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you mind." Ling Yan stood beside Fang Baiyu, watching his slender and well-proportioned fingers nimbly moving through the dark green wicker, and suddenly said in a muffled voice.

"No need to apologize," Fang Baiyu said, "I don't mind."

He took the finished garland in front of his eyes and looked at it, and found that some places were not finished, so he continued to adjust. "I'm just a little angry," Fang Baiyu said, "I'm worried that you will kiss your other friends in the future, and maybe even girls will kiss casually in the end." There was some grievance in the words.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Ling Yan was amused, "I'm a boy, how can I kiss a girl casually. Wouldn't I be sued for molesting a woman from a good family and go to jail until I die?"

"Then... where's the boy?" Fang Baiyu asked again.

Ling Yan was funny but speechless, and replied: "Why should I kiss a boy? I'm not out of my mind." Suddenly, Ling Yan changed the topic, his voice became serious, and said word by word : "In your eyes, am I the kind of person who will casually have intimate contact with people?"

Looking at the questioning and grievance in Ling Yan's eyes, Fang Baiyu thought for a while, and finally nodded fiercely: "Yes!"

"..." Ling Yan said, "You hurt my heart too much!"

Fang Baiyu touched the tip of his nose embarrassingly, and explained: "This is also true. You are so heartless."

"Huh—!" Ling Yan took a deep breath, calmed himself down, and continued: "I just think that we are all men, so there is nothing to mind. Besides, you and I are very familiar with each other. But! If you really mind I will definitely pay attention to this kind of intimate contact next time, and I promise not to do it again." As he spoke, Ling Yan raised his finger to the sky, and solemnly said: "I can swear!"

"Don't, I don't mind," Fang Baiyu quickly pulled off his swearing finger and held it in the palm of his hand, "Didn't I just say it?"

"Then... what kind of oath should I swear?"

"No, you don't have to swear." Fang Baiyu said softly.He put the woven wreath on Ling Yan's head, and by the way, he cast a spell, and a few enchanting peach blossoms adorned it.After looking at the appearance of his achievements on Ling Yan's head with satisfaction, Fang Baiyu smiled helplessly: "I have already recognized you. I know you, I have already recognized you. You are fine, so there is no need to make any changes."

"Then..." Ling Yan wanted to say something more.

But Fang Baiyu interrupted him mercilessly. "Oh! Don't 'that'! I'm starving to death. Didn't you come out this time because you want to repay my kindness and treat me to dinner? So, today I am the boss! Stop talking, listen to me, now Let's go eat wontons."

Fang Baiyu raised his chin arrogantly, took a big stride, and dragged Ling Yan to a wonton shop by the side of the road.The few fingers Ling Yan used to swear were still tightly held in his palm.The scorching palm wraps the slightly cool fingertips.

The peach blossoms in the wreath above his head were in full bloom, exuding a sweet fragrance, Ling Yan was choked so much that he sneezed several times in a row. "Ah Choo! Ah Choo! Ah Choo!"

The scent of these peach blossoms was too strong for his nose.