The seat of rebirth is sick

"His grandma's."

Seeing Zhang Yuqi stepping on the rock on the top of the mountain, the plain white robe was blown away by the mountain wind.Then spit out this sentence

foul language.

What a fucking ruin of beauty.

She didn't know where the newly found body was thrown by her for a long time. The bewitching nine fox tails bloomed behind her, and the cold air rising around made Shen Jingbing shiver.

"Hey you two," she said coldly, "I'm too lazy to find your bodies, be sensible and don't do anything, don't just stay here stupidly, in case the king accidentally hurts you, it's you Stupid yourself."

As if he was worried about something, he frowned and looked at the dense forest below the mountain, and put one hand into his loose hair.

The other hand is not idle either.With the ringing of the silver bell on the wrist, the entire mountain forest reverberated with the sound of the bell, faint and long.As if something was stimulated by the sound, in the southwest direction, the woods over there spread like ripples in the water, and subsided in an instant.

Shen Jingbing, who hadn't realized what was going on, heard the demon king next to him say "Come", and thought he was trying to pretend, but a loud noise exploded in his ears, almost becoming a deaf successor.

"Fuck!!!!"

A thunderbolt struck overhead, accompanied by purple lightning, and exploded next to the three of them, and a piece of rubble fell on the three of them.Shen Jingbing relied on her own inability to die, so she subconsciously protected herself in front of the Demon King, watching Zhang Yuqi stand still in the stone rain.

"You two idiots, don't blame me for not reminding you, get out!"

"I'm afraid you can't escape, right?" Before he could really leave, another small thunderbolt landed in front of Shen Jingbing, making him sit on the ground directly.

"Jieshi, are you a bit arrogant if I'm not here?" Zhang Yuqi turned around leisurely and looked somewhere.Shen Jingbing and the Demon King obviously realized that they had nothing to do with them. Looking back, at some point, there was a man in black standing behind him, with purple dragon patterns embroidered on the clothes, looking quite silly.

The man known as Jieshi spread his hands together: "I'm sorry, Lord Demon King, the blow just missed, otherwise I could just roast a few of your tails, sprinkle some cumin, maybe you'll be fine." Very fragrant."

Looking at the current situation, Shen Jingbing and the Demon King should not be able to escape, and the Demon King just grabbed his hand like this, telling him not to panic.Although I don't know if the Demon King is reliable at this moment, it really reassures Shen Jingbing.

Speaking of which, isn't this Yuqi the demon king and demon ancestor that even the emperor of heaven respects her somewhat? !Why is there still someone so arrogant to hate her now?What is the background of this man?

"Rebel." The demon king was very calm, and explained the current situation to Shen Jingbing, "This woman doesn't take care of things very much, and the demon world is often chaotic. If you want to blame it, blame her."

Before he had the time to complain about why he knew what he was thinking, Jie Shi said with a smile again: "This little brother is very good. It's just that he is so calm. Could it be that he is anxious to contribute to the coronation of this king?" gone?"

Those disgusting big hands stretched out and pinched the neck of the demon king. Before Shen Jingbing could react, the latter began to gasp in discomfort.

This ordinary human body has not been tossed, and Shen Jingbing began to regret why he could stop him if he reacted less quickly, or let himself replace him!Feeling so guilty, he just rushed forward, without moving his mind, and bit Jieshi's wrist with a big mouthful.Still mumbled in his mouth: "Let go of him, I'm not afraid of death, if you want to play, I'll accompany you!"

That halazi almost fell to the ground, and he still felt that he was pretending to be awesome in front of the devil.

"Tsk, all these human beings are so disgusting." Just as he was about to shake him off, he felt that something was wrong with the person he was pinching.Take a look, how is this a corpse?Between doubts, I heard a voice behind me: "Fool."

The silver bell around him rang, Shen Jingbing's eyes went dark, and someone's roar filled his ears.Open your eyes again, everything has calmed down.

The place where Jieshi was standing was now a pool of black ash, blown away by the wind.Just as she was going to check, Shen Jingbing found that she couldn't move, was being hugged tightly, and both of them fell to the ground.

???

Feeling the struggle of the person in his arms, the Demon King let go and pulled him to stand up, looking at Shen Jingbing with inexplicable anger: "Mr. Shen, don't do stupid things again next time."

Looking at the demon king who had changed back to his original body, Shen Jingbing felt complicated.

Zhang Yuqi clapped his hands there to put away his supernatural powers and tail, moved his two pointed ears, and clapped his hands: "Xiao Zhao said you don't have to do anything, now it's all right, I'm going to find more bodies, it's troublesome ..."

In this situation, I thought it was a life-and-death moment, but in the end, the protagonists could solve it with their golden fingers? !

Is it possible that I am like this, or is it that I am being sentimental and dragging it down by the way? !

Shen Jingbing didn't speak, feeling embarrassed in her heart by herself.

"Every one of them, they don't take this king seriously. A monster with a little bit of cultivation thinks it can beat this king? It's really a frog in a well with no world." Zhang Yuqi stared at himself rather ungraciously Hen Tiangao stomped on the pile of dust to vent his anger.People came from the bottom, and the leaders knelt in front of the three of them: "My lord, what you ordered, the subordinate officials have already done."

Liu Yan was ordered by the Demon King to find the local aristocratic family to deal with those miscellaneous things, and now she brought people back to report the situation.Kneeling next to him was none other than Xiang Shengtian, the head of the Changqing Sect.

"I have seen Lord Demon King, Lord Demon King."

"This kind of nonsense happens every year, and everyone thinks that they are as good as they are. No matter how much this king raises these people, it doesn't mean that this king has no power. In terms of fighting, the entire demon world may not be able to beat this king. , What kind of role do you really think you are?"

Zhang Yuqi was very angry now, cursing all the way down the mountain, exposing his true nature to outsiders without a doubt.

Shen Jingbing is still very embarrassed now, she couldn't figure out why she wanted to protect the Demon King just now, she seemed to be affectionate, if she was misunderstood by the Demon King, it would be even more troublesome.

"Mr. Shen."

"Ok?"

"Just now, thank you."

Shen Jingbing sighed, and it really came.

"It's nothing, I just think that since I can't die and your mana is sealed, I should protect you." I'm still too kind.

The Demon King was delighted in his heart, and his face remained calm: "After all, it was Mr. Shen who helped me, so we should thank Mr. Shen."

I really can't bear it!I'm still lagging behind!Please don't misunderstand me!

Shen Jingbing roared inwardly.

Patriarch Xiang heard that these three people are now traveling in the human world, and that the three of them helped them solve a big problem, so he warmly invited the three of them to stay at Changqingmen for a while.

Zhang Yuqi was full of desire to eat, so he declined in a rather showy manner, and then followed him away.Shen Jingbing was speechless.After I was reborn, I lived a much more unscrupulous life than before, and I was thick-skinned all day long. But now there is an even more shameless person, and I don't know how to evaluate it.

The Demon King was delighted, and was still immersed in the joy of being given unnecessary protection by his sweetheart, fearing that it would be hopeless.

From Zhu Nanfeng to Qiu Yunfeng, the road is not far away, but within an hour, you can see the rather luxurious buildings of Changqing Gate from afar.The title of "No. [-] Gate in the World" is definitely not a cover. It is really full of fairy spirit, and the spiritual outlook of the monks is also quite good, which is reflected in everyone's appearance.

Zhang Yuqi's gracious hospitality made Zhang Yuqi forget that there were still monsters making trouble, but since she didn't find her, she didn't care about it. Right now, eating and sleeping well is the right way.Shen Jingbing dawdled along with her, and by the way led the Demon King around the Changqing Gate.

"Master Demon King, look at so many beautiful monks, do you like any of them?"

"I like Mr. Shen."

Shen Jingbing looked at the female cultivators speechlessly and looked at himself and the demon king, blushing so much, seeing that he forgot to walk and bumped his head on someone else, and was still fucking watching.

He suddenly felt the wonderful life of Zhang Yaowan in the original world.In this life, I should be satisfied with my life. I am handsome, and there are so many beauties who are crazy about me every day.

The devil doesn't look at the girl, but at him.

Shen Jingbing pretended not to see it, sat on a chair in the bamboo forest, and pointed to him: "Master Demon King, look, what do these female cultivators think of us?"

"Looking at me and my husband, fantasizing about being with us."

"Yes, we are good-looking, so they like us. Although superficial, this is also a kind of liking." Shen Jingbing thought for a while and said, "Maybe Lord Demon King is just like them, and what he likes is my face ah."

"so what?"

"The people I like can like my insides. If they only come for my good looks, or my identity, status, and worth, I will feel that it is the same for them to like whoever they like, and I don't care. "

He liked Lin Yiyi at the beginning, not because of her face, but because she saw her talent and generosity; but the words that the old goddess said to him really broke his heart.

The Demon King didn't speak, and Shen Jingbing didn't speak either. Looking at the people coming and going, Shen Jingbing suspected in her heart that these female cultivators walked this way specially to see herself and the Demon King, and then sighed for a long time.

No matter what age, there are so-called face control, just looking at the face can make you feel happy, don't understand the inner meaning of others, only know how to lick the face, what's the point?

"It doesn't matter, what I like is the inside of my husband. Even if I don't understand it, I will try my best to understand it. If my husband likes it, I will definitely like it."

Shen Jingbing's heart skipped a beat.

"You look so ugly and want a toad to eat swan meat?! The dead house is really disgusting."

What shit Lin Yiyi, die!

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small theater

Shen: Do you really like my insides?I was said to be "Steaming Goose Heart in Four Fast Foods"......

Demon: This seat is confirmed.

Shen: Why?

Devil: Because your face is not as good-looking as this seat, and your status is not as high as mine, and you live and eat in the devil world of this seat...

Shen: All right, all right, stop it!