Those Years I Opened a Zoo

Duan Jiaze was very depressed, so he said that it was easy to see people coming and going here, and it was okay if they didn't hear what they were talking about, but Huangqi didn't know how long he had been here.

Yousu has just become like this, and if you are a different person, it is absolutely impossible to think that she is that little girl, at most you think that Yousu doesn't know where to go when talking.

But Huang Qi is different, he came here because of the hell, he still thinks that Duan Jiaze is an expert, in his world view, there is such a thing, it is easy to think of it.

Sure enough, Huang Qi thought about it for a long time, his eyes slowly changed, and he came back to it.There are some flaws in what Su said just now.But he was still stupid for a while, after all, he treated Yousu not only as a daughter, but also as a little sister, like giving a lollipop from time to time.

Now that Yousu was standing in front of him, he might be older than his eighteenth generation ancestors, he felt a little bit offended, and now he stared blankly at Duan Jiaze and Yousu.

Duan Jiaze looked at Yousu, "What should I do?"

Yousu said indifferently: "This is easy to handle, this kind of thing has happened before..."

Duan Jiaze was overjoyed, he hoped that Yousu could make a potion for amnesia.

Yousu raised his head and thought about it for a while, and said, "Director, let's dig out his heart too."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

...Fuck, Bigan.

Thinking back when Daji was drinking with the fox spirit sisters, Bigan found out the fox's tail and set her lair on fire.In retaliation, Daji dug out Bigan's heart.

The more Duan Jiaze thought about it, the colder he broke out in a cold sweat: "Huang Qi has worked so hard, she's innocent..."

Su smiled and said: "I'm just joking, but, director, since Huang Qi is the deputy director, it's okay to tell him something."

Only then did Duan Jiaze realize that Yousu was joking, but she laughed so hard just now, the two looked at each other, and he wiped off his sweat and said, "All right."

Look at Huang Qi again, he is leaning on the wall, his legs are fluttering.

……

Duan Jiaze stepped forward to help Huang Qi, and pulled her to the next room.

Huang Qi was pressed on the chair, and Yousu came in a few steps later, but it was no longer the beautiful and beautiful woman just now, but the little loli he was familiar with, with bruises on her face.

Under normal circumstances, normal people must be distracted when they see that beautiful woman.But Astragalus is different, he recalled that it had Su, and just now he was talking about digging his heart...

Huang Qi Yihan, of course he knew it was a joke, and the head of the garden couldn't agree, but it's not normal to joke about this!This is not the cute Yousu he knew!

Huang Qi thumped her head, she regained her consciousness, and said to Yousu, "You are not human! Neither your brother nor your sister are human!"

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Alas, this truth sounds like a curse.

The corner of Yousu's mouth twitched, "That's not my brother!"

Huang Qi didn't listen, he asked: "Director, you, you must be human, right?"

He was still skeptical, but generally speaking, he still felt that Duan Jiaze, who was in contact with Taoist priests, was a human being.

Duan Jiaze nodded: "...Of course I'm human."

What Yousu said was that Huang Qi could tell Huang Qi some things, because her mind was quicker.In the future, Lingyuan will grow bigger and bigger, and Huang Qi is his deputy, and he is also a very reliable person. If he knows, some things will be much more convenient.

Duan Jiaze poured a glass of water for Huang Qi. He seemed to be fine. After all, he was baptized by his ex-girlfriend. He asked, "First, do you want to resign?" If Huang Qi insisted on leaving, he would still respect it.

Huang Qi was stunned, he had just revised his ten-year life plan, and told everyone that he would go to the zoo industry, he gave a wry smile, and slowly shook his head.

After all, he is an elite of the human race, and he has been tempered by his ex-girlfriend. He has walked before the gate of hell, and he is much more open-minded than ordinary people. After thinking about it, he said slowly but firmly: "I will not give up!"

He has also worked in Lingyuan for several years. Even if these people are actually monsters, the head of the garden has saved him. The image of the head of the garden is now even taller in his heart, and he can control the monsters.

Moreover, he has had nothing to do in the past few years, and no one has been victimized in their zoo.He gets along with these people... should be called monsters every day.

Duan Jiaze was much happier when he heard that.

Huang Qi drank another glass of water, calmed down and said, "Director, are they all your friends playing here? People in Linshui Temple also know?"

If you come to play, Lu Ya doesn't say anything, other people still have the possibility to leave.

Duan Jiaze smiled dryly: "The Linshui Temple knows. They are not here to play, but to work here."

Huang Qi asked: "Work? I haven't seen it before. What kind of work?"

Duan Jiaze: "Just...be an animal."

Astragalus: "..."

Duan Jiaze said: "Yousu is a fox. There is also Bai Haibo who comes here often, he is the baiji dolphin."

Astragalus: "…………"

No wonder the arctic fox didn't go to work today, and the baiji died as soon as it arrived at the aquatic center.

It is really novel to have monsters become animals in the zoo.Unexpectedly, with the development of the times, even monsters have to work part-time, and they have formed a friendly unit with Linshuiguan. Could it be that Linshuiguan is actually a supervisory unit?

Huang Qi looked at the cute loli Yousu, and tentatively asked with a sense of wonder: "Then Yousu, you must be hundreds of years old, right?"

Well, it's still a bit conservative, but it's not easy for Duan Jiaze to intervene and say that you guessed too high.

Yousu smiled slightly, and said modestly: "Almost."

Huang Qi: "The director used to play with ants, but he wasn't actually playing with ants?"

Duan Jiaze: "...Yes."

Huang Qi breathed a sigh of relief. He still didn't know the identities of all the dispatched animals for the time being. At this time, his mind turned a little faster, and he said while pondering: "Then Lu Ya Niao is Lu Ya himself. From this point of view, he and the legendary Daoist Lu Ya has the same name! Haha!"

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Huang Qi looked at Duan Jiaze's expression and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Duan Jiaze smiled awkwardly, "Do you know that Daji's clan name has the Su family? Sister Bai used to practice medicine in Hangzhou; Xiao Wei always likes to play tricks because..."

Astragalus: "……………"

Before Duan Jiaze could finish speaking, Huang Qi rolled her eyes and passed out.

——His ability to accept is already very good, and he is open-minded enough.However, ordinary monsters are different from those in legends, just like ordinary teachers, can they be the same as Wang Houxiong? ?

……

Huang Qi woke up in the infirmary, for the sake of his heart, Duan Jiaze didn't let Bai Suzhen give him an injection.

Huang Qi stared at the medical staff leaving the room, and then said to Duan Jiaze with a pale face, "Director, are you really kidding me?"

According to the principal, Lu Ya is the three-legged Golden Crow, Xiaowei is Jingwei, Sister Bai is Bai Suzhen, Yousu is Daji... Daji!He didn't even dare to think about those other people, it was too exciting!

Duan Jiaze was afraid that Huang Qi would be frightened into a mental disorder, so if he really wanted to call Bai Suzhen, he said, "It's true, they all came here for some reason, and I don't think I can hide it from you for decades. Even Yousu thinks you are reliable, so I'll tell you and forget it."

Huang Qi: "This zoo will be open for decades..."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Duan Jiaze: "What do you mean by that? Do you still remember that you are the deputy principal? Could it be that we went bankrupt in a few years?"

"That's not what I meant," Huang Qi said angrily, "I mean, they have been going to be animals for decades? This, these are big men!"

These are all existences at the level of myths and legends. Astragalus is like a dream. Didn't everyone faint from the stimulation just now.

With Su also on the side, she crossed her feet and said with a faint smile: "Of course there is our reason, and you don't have to delve into it. Since I told you, one is that the principal trusts you, and the other is that you will not be missing in the future." the benefits of."

Being an animal is indeed a bit embarrassing, so Yousu pretended to be inscrutable before Duan Jiaze said something, Huang Qi thought there was some secret in it, and was bluffed.

The second half of Yousu also made Huangqi's heart beat wildly. No matter how open-minded he was, he was a little uneasy when he heard Yousu's words!

To be honest, if he didn't see Yousu's adult form, he might still have some doubts.But he saw it first, besides Daji, who else is so beautiful?

There are benefits to working with the great gods. As long as you accept the setting, the world will be completely new.

Think about it, he beat the three-legged Jinwu in the morning, gave Daji a lollipop, and Bai Suzhen helped him feel his pulse before...

……

Duan Jiaze saw Huangqi's expression change and his body relaxed, so he knew that he had almost accepted it.

Duan Jiaze felt the same way, he also came here like this, but he was better than Huang Qi, he accepted it bit by bit, unlike Huang Qi, who fainted from fright.

Because Yousu said it more straightforwardly, Huang Qi was a little embarrassed and couldn't hold back, although Yousu said not to go into it, but it's okay to ask other great gods?

Duan Jiaze told Huang Qi that not every dispatched animal was famous, but just the few famous ones made Huang Qi swallow her saliva and her heart beat faster.

To be honest, even if he resigns now, his life is worth it. He remembered that last week he was bored and even lost it with Jingwei! !

Su Yuan was sitting on the side, and when she saw Huang Qi listening to Duan Jiaze's explanation, she would look at her from time to time, and she knew in her heart that Huang Qi must have discovered that she had been "disrespectful" to the Nine-Tailed Fox in the past, and she was actually a The little girl looked at it, feeling uneasy.

She didn't speak either, but she smiled and remained mysterious.

As time passed, Huang Qi couldn't bear it anymore, and finally asked Ai Qiqi: "Can I ask a question? I don't know if it counts as 'deep research', but I just think that you are a nine-tailed fox..."

The word "you" is used in this, full of awe.

Yousu said lightly: "Speak."

Huang Qi said weakly: "...then do you know what π is equal to?"

Yousu: "........."

-

Duan Jiaze and Huang Qi were walking on the path, he wanted to impart some experience to Huang Qi,

Yesterday Huang Qi broke Yousu's identity, Duan Jiaze simply told him the truth, Huang Qi finally accepted it.In order not to worry Huang Qi's friends, he was later sent to entertain him, but Huang Qi was still restless.

Especially when Mo Zikai and Hua Shi made fun of Su, Huang Qi was sweating profusely.

It was nothing if you didn’t know before, but it’s a big deal after you know.

Duan Jiaze: "So, don't ask questions like how much π is equal to. If you put it 3000 years ago, you would be dead now."

Huang Qi sweated wildly, "Yes, I was too excited at that time."

I can't say I was excited, anyway, it was abnormal, and my spirit and mentality were very complicated.

Duan Jiaze emphasized: "Don't look at Su Ping's appearance, she doesn't talk much in front of you, but she is the top three non-human beings that the whole soul can't provoke."

Nine-tailed fox may not be the strongest, but she is definitely the best at making troubles.

Because no evidence could be left behind, the two communicated verbally, and all non-human animals were dictated by Duan Jiaze.

Huang Qi couldn't remember that much at the moment, the two of them were walking in the garden, he looked at the animals, and guessed something himself, "Isn't Zhu Feng the Marshal of the Canopy? Yuan Hong is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"

Duan Jiaze felt a lot better when he heard what he said, thinking that he had guessed wrong at the beginning, and now seeing Huangqi is the same way, he felt quite relieved, "Of course not! Don't look at pigs and monkeys and think it's Canopy and Brother Monkey !"

Astragalus: "..."

That sentence was borrowed from Yuan Hong's. Duan Jiaze took out Huang Qi, and it was very amusing to see him speechless.

Huang Qi couldn't fall asleep last night. She always felt that it was a dream, so she squinted for two hours. At this moment, her eyes were a little red. After a while of silence, she suddenly said: "Director, you said I will What benefits can I get?"

He regarded Duan Jiaze as one of his own, and he spoke very openly.

Of course, in his heart, he felt that the director of the garden was not an ordinary person, but Daji said that he should not delve into what they didn't say, so he didn't.

Duan Jiaze was stunned for a moment, and said casually, "Maybe I'll make some for you on Huangquan Road in the future. Add some saccharin to Po Meng's soup."

Astragalus: "..."

Huang Qi: "...Don't! Only after you die?"

Duan Jiaze didn't get angry with Yousu either, and he didn't know what Huang Qi would get in the end, "I'm joking, but I really don't know, I'll ask you later to see if it's paid as salary."

Not to mention anything else, it's worthwhile to pull the roots of these dispatched animals, and Jingwei picks up a stone, and there is a flat peach tree.

Huang Qi was delighted, the two of them were walking by the waterfowl lake, when a group of flamingos passed by foraging, Huang Qi looked around and no one waved their hands: "Hi, God Lingguang!"

Duan Jiaze asked in surprise, "Can you recognize Ling Guang?" Duan Jiaze had a hard time identifying Ling Guang, and he was going to tell Huang Qi a trick.

Huang Qi: "I don't know each other, but there is always one person in a group, right? He doesn't know either."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Duan Jiaze was speechless for a long time, and said sullenly: "Anyway, in the future, don't lead Yousu to skip class, and don't take it seriously when you encounter Pan Xuanfeng being lazy and picking your feet during work hours, just forget about Lu Ya."

Astragalus responded with a mouthful.

It's just that it's okay for Huang Qi to guess wildly, this guy also misidentified Pan Xuanfeng and Xiong Siqian, which made the two of them, especially Xiong Siqian, very unhappy.He remembered that both of them were bears in their original form, and their names were also very similar. Seeing Hei Feng calling Hei Xuanfeng, wouldn't he be dying.

But generally speaking, there are still a lot of good things, because he doesn't need to worry too much about dealing with dispatched animals, as long as he doesn't do anything like buying a nine-tailed fox with a lollipop.

After Huang Qi has a deep understanding of her work unit and employees, the development plan she formulates is more accurate.

He made a form with codes to warn which animal to send in the future as the animal's lifespan is exhausted, and it needs to be operated secretly.He even asked Duan Jiaze: "Then can you invite these great gods to take floating positions?"

Duan Jiaze didn't understand for a moment, "What, what floating position?"

Huang Qi: "For example, Xiaopeng [-] is a manta ray, [-] is a bird; Xiaoqing [-] is a python, and [-] is a bamboo leaf green. Just for example, it can be set as a rarer animal, so that it is not afraid of being discovered. , we just say that in order to let the animals rest, we just stipulate the exhibition date."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Or how to say that Astragalus has rich social experience and can think of this kind of exploitation method. If all the types are not registered and there is no room for manipulation, Duan Jiaze really wants to agree to him.

Rare animals are rare, and the price is also high. According to normal channels, Lingyuan really can't afford it.And these dispatch animals, like wild cards, can theoretically change anything.

Huang Qi was a little disappointed when he heard that it was not good, and tried his best to persuade Duan Jiaze to raise the price of the restaurant.

Ever since he knew what he ate before, when he went to the restaurant to inspect the work and look at the diners, his eyes were a little abnormal: You people, you have taken advantage of it!

Previously, Duan Jiaze was considering the market, and the consumption level in Donghai City as a whole was not high, so if it was set too high, it might fall into his hands.

In order to convince him, Huang Qi did a special research and proved that the influx of foreign tourists is very good for consumption. In addition to the limited quantity, it seems that the fixed quantity of food is becoming rarer and rarer. The price increase is completely reasonable.

Their previous pricing was not as good as ordinary meals in some large scenic spots.

As a result, the prices of several high-end series of meals in restaurants in hotels and zoos have doubled and increased in price.Although it has caused some discussions, which is inevitable, but because the cheap dishes have not been cancelled, most of the arguments are: "The more popular, I know the price will increase!"

……

……

Speaking of price increases, Duan Jiaze also saw an old friend on the news, that is, the foreigner who fainted in their hotel before, Benjamin.He bought millions of orchids at the Rambo, but they were broken during the earthquake, and Duan Jiaze rescued them with poplar nectar.

But Duan Jiaze didn't expect that he could still see Benjamin, even though it was on TV.

According to news reports, a foreign orchid lover bought orchids from a certain orchid garden at the Huaxia Orchid Expo and went back to raise them for a period of time. The orchids mutated and their appearance became better.

This foreign friend was ecstatic. At the same time, there were local tyrants who were willing to bid tens of millions for his orchids, but he was not very willing.In addition, some people heard the news and rushed to the orchid garden where the potted orchid was cultivated, looking for treasures. Maybe they also have the same luck.

The reporter interviewed relevant experts, and the experts also found it very strange.

There is a behavior in the orchid market called "gambling on grass". The wild orchids dug from the mountains are of average quality and worthless, just like grass, but they have variability. After cultivation, some orchids mutate into good ones. That may sell for a high price.

As for the orchids purchased from Orchid Garden, they are specially bred and mutated into top-quality orchids. The experts themselves really want to know the key.The price here is too different, and for some orchid lovers, it is even more rare. They are eager to know how to get another orchid for themselves if they can't buy Benjamin's orchid.

The number of famous orchids is limited, and as the saying goes, the rare is the most expensive, and the price will naturally go up.Benjamin owns that pot of orchids now, and the price is now tens of millions. If no ones of the same quality are bred in the future, the price will continue to rise.

Duan Jiaze watched the news while eating melons, and there was Benjamin wiping his tears. He sighed, "I just said, what can I do to make more money than running a zoo?"

That is to say, it is convenient for him to open a zoo, and the system can cover it up.This was not the first time, so Duan Jiaze just turned off the TV numbly.

……

Spring is here, and this is the breeding season for many animals.

For example, Schrödinger, a non-staff member of the zoo, has reached the time when the cats in ordinary people's homes are sent to the hospital for neutering.But Schrödinger is different, how could Kunpeng sterilize him.

So everyone often sees Kunpeng encouraging Schrödinger with a dignified face: "Calm down, essence and blood are the foundation of innateness, you should lie on your back to luck, soothe the nerves and birth control..."

Then Schrödinger lay down flat, the long-haired cat weighing more than 20 kilograms lay down like a small rug, with its four legs tucked up, holding its breath to run the tiny bit of spiritual power.

The dispatched animals who passed by laughed it off, and occasionally encouraged them, and said lightly: "Come on."

"Meow meow..." Schrödinger cried pitifully, fighting against his own nature.

Sometimes it fails, and the urine will come out, which is instinctive.

What's hateful is that Kunpeng let him lie flat on his back. In this position, the cat pissed far away. Later, every time Schrödinger lay down, Duan Jiaze spread cat diapers beside him, just in case.

In addition, some single animals in the park also need to go on a blind date. Some breeders and veterinarians in the park need to take more care to organize them.

However, Lingyuan has a good reputation. The "results" of their previous blind dates were very gratifying. Everyone is willing to let their own animals be paired with such genetically good animals to breed better next generation.

Moreover, considering the age of the emperor penguin this year, Miracle is not small, and more people are starting to care about Miracle and has no one.The emperor penguins in the park are quite a bit shorter than it, and indeed everyone felt that it was not worthy of it.But you can't, just stay so naked.

"Suddenly I understand Teacher Kunpeng a little bit. My son has opened his mind, and now he is still a human child..." Duan Jiaze used his mobile phone to reply to all kinds of people who cared about miracles. There are also found.

As he was talking, Duan Jiaze also felt that something was wrong. Lu Ya was sitting next to him. It's okay to get closer and closer at the moment, couples, but it's a bit of a thing to keep rubbing against him. It squeezed him tight The wall was broken, and it almost didn't rub against it.

Duan Jiaze panicked, stepped forward, and looked at Lu Ya with wide eyes, but the other party seemed to be reacting instinctively.

Lu Ya was still in a daze, not knowing what happened: "?"

Duan Jiaze: "...It's quite hot, please sit back."

Lu Ya's face sank, "I don't."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Lu Ya said proudly: "Who am I, why should I sit away?"

"You are a good friend of human beings, okay." Duan Jiaze had no choice but to turn his body slightly, and then jumped up blushing, "You, you lie flat, luck..."