Those Years I Opened a Zoo

Although Duan Jiaze was worried, but he had let the words out, how could he take them back, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet, "It's agreed, you can't cheat, and you are not allowed to use spells."

Lu Ya snorted coldly, showing that he didn't bother to cheat.

Counting ants, of course, is not counting ordinary ants, then it is really too stupid, and you have to go downstairs to catch them, and you are counting Nanke ants.

Nancon ants usually work at night, and there are so many of them that they can work backwards. The Nancon ants who don't want to work are scattered in the zoo.

The difference between Nanke ants and ordinary ants is very small, that is, they are slightly larger.However, the size of ants is limited. If there is no comparison, and then observe with a magnifying glass, it is impossible to tell who is bigger and who is smaller.

As usual, it would take several hours to count, but today Duan Jiaze felt uneasy, so he asked for 1 rounds within [-] minute.

They just randomly summoned the nearby Nanke ants, and how many Nanke ants crawled in within a minute, that's the number. Duan Jiaze wins for an odd number, and Lu Ya wins for an even number.

After waiting for about 5 minutes, Duan Jiaze was lying on the sofa, only to see ants crawling in along the window sill, he cheered up and said, "Here we come, one."

Immediately, two more ants climbed up together, Duan Jiaze and Luya counted one by one.

After the Nanke ants came up, they lined up inside, horizontally, vertically, neatly.They won't go away for a while, as

"It's hard work," Duan Jiaze will have to scoop up honey for them later.

When it was close to 1 minute, Duan Jiaze looked at the countdown on his phone and couldn't help feeling a little nervous, "130 four..."

At the last second, seeing that Duan Jiaze was about to win, an ant climbed up pinched, "130 five."

This kind of game is entirely based on luck. Duan Jiaze was a little uneasy when he saw that the first round was odd, so he let it go a lot.Lu Ya was just trying to scare him, or he was embarrassed to cheat when he said it.

However, the fact is that after counting twenty rounds, all twenty rounds were odd numbers, all of which were won by Duan Jiaze.

No matter how lucky you are, you won't win all [-] rounds, right? What's the probability?Did you say he was going to be miserable?This seems to be cheating, but which side is it facing!

Basically, by the fifth round, Duan Jiaze was full of doubts, and when the No. 11 round was sealed ahead of time, Duan Jiaze was already in a daze.

Lu Ya's face was not very good-looking, staring at the ants like frost.

Duan Jiaze said in disbelief, "You really think so...to be a jerk?"

Lu Ya: "..."

Lu Ya's face was stinky, and he held back what he wanted to say. After a while, he squeezed out a few words: "It doesn't count!"

"Wait, why don't you count it?" Duan Jiaze laughed, "Hahahaha, did you cheat and wanted them to help you, but in the end you said the wrong winning conditions. But if you want to cheat, you should be sentenced to lose directly !"

Lu Ya gritted his teeth even more: "I didn't cheat..."

As soon as Duan Jiaze observed Lu Ya, he didn't seem like he was lying, so with a thought, he used a beast heart on Nankeyi.

【Why would Daoist Lu Ya need to cheat...】

[But he walked up and down in front of us during the day and lost his temper]

【If he loses again tonight, he will definitely destroy us】

Duan Jiaze was surprised, did he really cheat?

And this is really in line with Lu Ya's style, cheating and fouling, as long as he hints a little, Nanke ants are not ordinary ants, so they will naturally try to save their lives.

But it wasn't over yet, Nankeyi thought again:

[But if the director loses, he will definitely be angry.When the headmaster got angry, Daojun killed us again. 】

[It's better, let the director win]

【…】

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Look, Lu Ya, this bully, made it difficult for everyone!

After hearing what Duan Jiaze said, Lu Ya was also in a black line. He thought it was safe, and these Nanke ants would figure out what he meant by themselves.Unexpectedly, the bad thing is that Nanke ants have ideas, they have too many ideas!

Duan Jiaze gave Nanke ants a spoonful of honey, gave them away, and said, "Although it's still early, I can 'play with eggs' in the next time, so I don't need them."

Lu Ya; "..."

Duan Jiaze stretched out his hand, "Please."

Lu Ya's eyes flickered, if word got out, his prestige in the Three Realms...

Lu Ya always believed that he still had that kind of thing.

Duan Jiaze: "Hurry up, hurry up."

Seeing that Duan Jiaze had killed them all, Lu Ya couldn't help feeling a little ashamed and indignant.

Duan Jiaze said: "Don't look at me like this, if I lose, I don't know what will happen now."

Lu Ya: "..."

Lu Ya said bitterly: "Don't go too far, I just want you to wait on me for a day to dress and eat."

Duan Jiaze was stunned, "Huh?"

Lu Ya muttered: "If you wait on me for a while, it will be a tie at best, you still look at the golden crow..."

Duan Jiaze was speechless, as expected he shouldn't have misunderstood Lu Ya, he stepped forward to stop Lu Ya's next words, stretched out his hand and said, "Okay, I'll let you go, come on, honey, I'll help you undress .”

"..." Lu Ya shut his mouth stiffly for a moment, and lowered his eyelashes, showing a bit of embarrassment.

Duan Jiaze looked at Lu Ya who was satisfied after being called "Dear", and thought to himself why our bird is so satisfied, I can't bear it anymore.

……

……

Today is the day when the three lions bought from the circus recovered from their injuries and were released into the free-range area.

Looking at the three lions, Xu Xin was quite moved. The resilience of the animals is good. The three of them have lived in the veterinary room for half a month. The root hairs are shining, but when he roars, he is full of confidence and more energetic.

And after a full meal, the meat also grows, and it has almost reached the standard weight after weighing.

But Xu Xin is still skeptical about whether they can be accepted by the lion pride.

There are five lions in the free-range area of ​​Lingyuan, and the white lion has always been a lone ranger, so it is the real outlier, which is understandable.The other four, except Dabao and Xiaobao, are two lionesses introduced later, who are bigger than the two brothers.But they are not a pair, they just stay together, Dabao and Xiaobao are not adults yet, but it may be what will happen in the future.

Xu Xin was driving the car, and the co-pilot was Duan Jiaze. He murmured: "Although Le Xiaoxiang and Le Xiaotian are young, their physical fitness is much better than these two. Their paws have been injured. And they usually practice with each other. Fighting, there are many lions, four against three, I don't know which side the white lion is on..."

Le Xiaoxiang and Le Xiaotian are Dabao and Xiaobao's names, Duan Jiaze only thinks his voice is air, and doesn't pay attention to it at all.

After arriving at the place, Xu Xin drove the car into the lion's activity area.

Soon, Dabao appeared in the bushes. After observing for a while, he rushed over, pulled the glass of the car door, and wanted to say hello to Duan Jiaze.

It was also inconvenient for Duan Jiaze to get out of the car, so he waved with Dabao.

After a while, Xiao Bao also came, and the other two lionesses wandered far away, not daring to approach.It's not that they don't like Duan Jiaze, but if they dare to come up, they will be scratched by Dabao and Xiaobao.

The three lions were in the cage at the back of the car. Xu Xin was surprised and asked, "Why don't they go behind and have a look, can they still see or smell?"

It stands to reason that the three male lions should take care of their kind who might be threatening.

Duan Jiaze: "They're still children!"

Yes, in human terms, they are also children, and their manes are not fully grown now-the lion's mane will not grow until it is four years old.

Xu Xin glanced at Duan Jiaze and muttered, "So you only care about daddy?"

Duan Jiaze laughed, leaned towards the glass wall and pointed at Dabao and Xiaobao outside the window. They both looked back and looked at each other in the same way, and then walked back slowly.

The two half-grown lions roared at the three lions in the cage who were at least four or five years old, and the three lions flinched a bit, all of them were intimidated by their aura.Sensitive animals easily perceive things that humans do not.

Xu Xin looked back for a while, and said distressedly: "It's because we don't have such a big land, otherwise they have their own territories, and it's almost the same."

"I still have enough money to give them a piece of land," Duan Jiaze also looked back, and then said, "I think it's not bad, they can accept the leadership of Dabao and Xiaobao."

The gap between animals is too big, even fighting is avoided, just surrender.Although Dabao and Xiaobao are young, they often hang out with monsters, whether it's Lu Ya, Di Ting, or the flower insect next door.

Just like the Monkey King smelled Yuan Hong on the new monkeys and accepted them.These lions got scared when they smelled Dabao and Xiaobao, although if it was going to be a one-on-one match, there was no telling who would win.

Dabao and Xiaobao yelled at the three lions outside the cage for a long time, until they were lying on the ground in the cage, losing their temper at all, and then walked back to the car contentedly.

Xu Xin looked at the two lions that were still pawing at the car door, and asked curiously, "If you come into contact with them now, will you get hurt?" The lions recognized Duan Jiaze at a glance, but it was not certain whether they would get hurt when they came into close contact.

"Try it." Duan Jiaze said, and opened the car door suddenly, Dabao swished, jumped up half of his body, opened his mouth and let out a "roar", which made Xu Xin scream out in shock, and leaned against the car door on the other side , desperately shrinking back.

Dabao just yelled, and then stepped on his vacated hind feet, but there was not enough space, half of his body was lying on Duan Jiaze's lap, and his big face was facing Xu Xin's thigh.

Xu Xin panted heavily, seeing that Dabao was not hurting anyone anymore, but he still didn't dare to sit down, "Director, you are too bad!"

Duan Jiaze laughed loudly, "Scared, aren't you? They are measured, and I usually sneak in to see them."

Xu Xin really didn't know, he had a pale face and didn't know how to express his admiration.There are not only Dabao and Xiaobao here, but also three other lions. This is not only to make sure that the two brothers will not hurt him, but also to make sure that they will not let other lions attack him.

"Sit down, it's okay." Duan Jiaze pulled Xu Xin, and Xu Xin sat upright, with his thigh touching Dabao's nose.

Dabao kicked up again, turned around, and put his butt on Xu Xin's lap.

Xu Xin: "..."

For Dabao's "trust", he didn't know whether he should be flattered or not.

The two shared the burden, but it didn't feel heavy. Dabao rolled over on their laps, like a big cat, and motioned Duan Jiaze to touch him.

Duan Jiaze scratched his chin for it, and Dabao let out a low growl from his throat, narrowed his eyes and twisted his body just like when he was a child.It's just that when it was a child, it was naive when it did this, but when it grew up, it was a bit scary.

Xu Xin raised his hand, afraid that he would accidentally touch Dabao's stomach, and he couldn't stand Dabao giving him a bite.

Xiao Bao wandered around a few times below, and then roared, there was nowhere for him to come up.Seeing Dabao acting like a baby on Duan Jiaze's lap, it became even more anxious: Brother, you can't be so selfish!

"Okay, let me tell you, you can't bully those older brothers in the back." Duan Jiaze said a few words as if joking, rubbed Dabao's lion face with his hands, and huddled together, "Go down, I will Say something to Xiaobao."

Dabao hummed and chirped, pretending not to understand.

Duan Jiaze pushed it down, the boy is still quite heavy now.Da Bao reluctantly slid down, Xiao Bao jumped up immediately, Duan Jiaze ordered again, and even kissed Xiao Bao on the forehead.

Then, Duan Jiaze got out of the car himself, took them to the back, and pressed their heads through the cage to make them make a friendly sound to the three lions, but they still scared them enough, Duan Jiaze muttered to ask the two to make friends.

Xu Xin couldn't hear what Duan Jiaze said in the car, but he saw that Dabao and Xiaobao seemed to be more aggressive. After being patted on the head by Duan Jiaze a few times, he didn't dare. He thought it was really hopeful.

After Duan Jiaze came back, he also felt confident, "I think we can try and put them here."

"You believe it now." Duan Jiaze said, "At the beginning, their father, Lele, was not much better off in Haijiao Zoo than these three. Later, he didn't share a cage with other lions."

"Can it be the same? That's Aunt Huanhuan." Xu Xin said speechlessly.

When Xu Xin was driving back, two lions were still chasing after him, which made the tourists on the opposite side very excited: "Fuck! The lions are chasing the car!"

"What's going on, don't let them take away their companions! It's so touching!"

Duan Jiaze and Xu Xin looked at each other, both wanting to laugh.

After all, the lions still couldn't catch up with the car. They threw away Dabao and Xiaobao, and found a place a little farther away to put the three lions down. There are many surveillance cameras installed here, and they will just check the situation from the surveillance cameras later. If something goes wrong, then manual intervention will be performed.

After returning, Duan Jiaze sat in the monitoring room with a group of veterinarians and breeders for a long time.They haven't been in contact with Dabao and Xiaobao yet, mainly because they hide from other lions, so there is no conflict to happen, and they need to continue to observe.

This is the first step to success.

Zhou Min also took some pictures from the surveillance, saying that Xiao Su asked her to take them.

Xiao Su and her subordinates took various pictures provided by Zhou Min and made a long picture.

The official blog did not report on the purchase of circus animals before, but sooner or later, Xiao Su observed for a long time and decided to start with lions.Except for the monkeys, they were the first animals to be released into the free-range area, and they were also the first batch of wounded animals among the beasts to recover.

Xiao Su was inspired. There are many comparisons of stray dogs before and after adoption on the Internet, so she also made pictures and wrote a copy.

In order to avoid some trouble, Xiao Su only said that a group of animals retired from the circus and they came to the Lingyuan Zoo, omitting the specific name of Luqing Circus.And among them, there are three male lions, they are three brothers, when they first came to the spiritual realm, they looked like this:

In the cage, the lions with matted hair were lying on their stomachs, even a little afraid. There were dirt and scars on their bodies, blood between their paws, and their stomachs were flat. They looked very pitiful and had no impression on people at all. The majesty of the lion.

Then there are some pictures of veterinarian lions giving injections, feeding food, and taking a shower. In this short period of half a month, they have changed a lot. A moving picture of roaring in the cage makes people see a bit domineering.

Finally, after recovering from the injury, they are placed in the free-range area. During monitoring, they walk and rest on the grass, with their soft and thick manes fluttering in the wind, making them look extremely comfortable.

Finally, here is a comparison chart, which is more intuitive.

comment:

"Looking at the thumbnail, I thought you adopted stray dogs... Well, it's much better than stray dogs."

"The lion in the circus is so pitiful. I dare not look at the picture of the paw. Fortunately, I am living a better life now QAQ"

"Why not release them into the wild!"

"The ones that were released into the wild are probably out of their minds, let alone environmental issues, it is impossible for them to survive in the wild!"

"Did the circus disband? Or abandoned them? Either way, bless them from suffering."

"Let's put the other animals in the future too. I actually feel very happy to see them change so much, it's like watching a make-up video... Although this analogy is a bit wrong."

"It's very cool and warm. I like to watch this, and I also like to watch the abandoned lion before. It's great to be able to recover. I hope there will be no sequelae."

……

Next, Xiao Su also announced the details of other animals on Weibo one by one, and will also indicate in the zoo in the future that they are retired from the circus.

On the one hand, it is to publicize the disadvantages of animal performances, and on the other hand, it is to prevent people from thinking that they were raised by zoos.

Among them, Xiao Su also put a photo of Yuan Hong and the little macaque.

Yuan Hong took the little macaque with him every day. The little macaque had no parents and was always frightened. After following Yuan Hong, his temper became a lot more delicate. tourists.

Yuan Hong took the little macaque with him wherever he went, and fed it with various things. Xiao Su snapped several photos and asked him if he could post them on the Internet. Yuan Hong agreed very casually.

Xiao Su posted pictures of the other monkeys on the Internet together, stating that this little monkey has no parents, so it is being raised by experts for the time being.

Netizens said:

"Excuse me, can I still support my father and mother? I want to ask for support."

"Hey, why is it so cute?"

"May I ask the expert which brand and color number the hair was dyed..."

"Expert, I can raise monkeys with you! My family has banana trees!"

Of course, there are more praises for the cuteness of the little monkeys. There are also little monkeys in Monkey Mountain, but the pictures released are all carried by female monkeys. How can there be a young handsome guy feeding the monkeys to look seductive.

Xiao Su even showed the comment to Yuan Hong, joking with him, "Hahaha, Brother Yuan, what color did you dye your hair?"

Xiao Su laughed for a while, and found that Yuan Hong had some doubts in his indifferent face, as if he didn't know why she asked such a strange question.

It was so embarrassing, Xiao Su made amends by herself: "Haha, in fact, everyone wants to know if we can raise monkeys with you, or we can have a monkey... Hey, I have something to do, so I'm leaving first."

Facing Yuan Hong's gaze, Xiao Su felt that she was being despised.After inquiring with the principal, Xiao Su found out that Yuan Hong usually doesn't like surfing the Internet, so his jokes may be different from ordinary young people.

……

Xiao Su was embarrassed by Yuan Hong, and went back to chat with a few female colleagues to relieve herself.

Several other female colleagues have boyfriends, and it is easy to talk about their partners when they chat. Xiao Su has not been able to find them because of her busy work. Introduce one."

"Okay, I'll introduce you to one later." A female colleague said enthusiastically, "What kind do you like?"

You had a good time with Xiao Su, and joked: "Xiao Su is an old driver, you have to introduce someone who is more innocent, and the two complement each other."

Xiao Su: "...my nature is still very pure."

"Don't tell me, there are really people who don't understand anything these days." Someone remembered something and said amusedly, "My boyfriend's cousin is very innocent and honest. His ex-girlfriend invited him to his house. He was stunned." I didn’t know what to do, and I was so angry that I kicked out.”

"Pfft, no way?"

"The family is strictly controlled, and the personality is relatively honest." The man said with emotion, "I have a friend of a friend, and it's the same. When I'm with my boyfriend, I just hug and rub, and I don't understand anything else."

Xiao Su laughed to death, "Haha, why have I never seen this kind of thing before, not in novels."

Colleagues also laughed, everyone is very familiar with it, how can you not know Xiao Su's hobbies, "That is, what kind of novels you have read, how can there be such a plot!"

Xiao Su: "..."

Xiao Suhan said: "When you say it, I seem to be reading Xiao Huang Wen, but, I want to give you Amway the novel I read yesterday..."

Some of them are usually bored after get off work, and they can watch any genre, as long as they look good, they will not refuse. Now I heard Xiao Su happily describe her favorite work recently.

Everyone interrupted from time to time, thinking that what was unreasonable and what was interesting.

The chat was in full swing, and after a while, someone got up to pour water, and then said "I rely on it", which made everyone else look back.Looking back, the whole place was silent.

Lu Ya stood sideways at the door of the office, frowning, and he didn't know how long he had been listening.

Colleague A: "I'm going to finish the form..."

Colleague B: "I went to retouch the picture."

Colleague C: "It's time, go feed the monkeys."

Chatting during working hours, the content is not very nutritious, and it is okay to be discovered by the family members of the leader.In an instant, the office became deserted.

Seeing Brother Lu's cold face, Xiao Su wanted to cry too, it was so embarrassing, why didn't anyone notice who was coming.She vaguely said "Hello, Brother Lu" and ran away, thinking that Brother Lu would not sue the director, saying that I gave Amway novels during working hours.

After everyone ran away, Lu Ya slowly loosened his eyebrows, and murmured in his heart: "I didn't expect Duan Jiaze to be so pure and know nothing... Now that I know, I want to teach him."