Give a bellflower to the drowning ghost

01

On the first day, the rangers found a cake by the lake.

It is the kind of exquisite high-end cake, tempting strawberry ornaments, mousse and cream with the right sweetness, and the perfect taste that melts in the mouth, so delicious that even the tongue wants to swallow it.

Yes, the ranger directly picked up the cake box and ate the cake into his stomach with the matching fork.

The next day, a mango peach pie appeared by the lake.

Seasonal peach pulp, sweet and sour mango, paired with a crunchy and sweet pie base is simply endless aftertaste.

The ranger took the box back to the ranger lodge in awe: "The chef who can make this dessert deserves the highest praise."

Then he put the box on the table, he thought, so that whenever he ate half-ripe fruit, he could look at the box and recall mango-peach pie for flavor.

On the third day, the ranger came to the lake with great interest.

But he only harvested one non-edible primate this time.

The primate said angrily: "How can you eat all the sacrifices dedicated to the dead?"

The forest ranger replied cunningly: "If you put the dessert here, the dead will not be able to taste it. It will only be decomposed and absorbed by nature. It is better to skip the long food chain and be eaten by me."

02

The person who brought the sweets claimed to have come to honor the dead.

"Anyway, I made these desserts for the dead, you shouldn't eat them," said the mourner.

The ranger said: "I'm a ranger. One of my duties is to stop you from littering. I just put the trash where it should be."

The mourner said: "I will make another copy in the future, one for you and one for the deceased."

Perfect solution, the ranger is satisfied.

For dessert, the ranger decided to try his best not to hurt the sensitive and fragile heart of the rememberer.

He asked hypocritically, "Are you here to mourn the important person in your life?"

The rememberer looked at the lake with a sad expression: "Yes, he was so talented, but he chose to end his life here..."

The ranger said, "Then I called the police on his behalf."

The commemorator asked: "When he left...was his expression calm?"

The forest ranger said: "I can't see it, it's soaked in water, I don't want to take a second look at it, so I asked the police to bring the guy to fish."

The remembrancers stared at the ranger dumbfounded.

The forest ranger said frankly: "It's a good thing to tell you. Too many people think that the scenery here is beautiful, so they sneak across the cordon and throw themselves into the lake, thinking that they can leave like Ophelia, but if we popularize the death of drowning, maybe more people can be saved. life, but it will make the biological food in the lake worse."

The mourner was speechless.

The ranger summed it up: "I don't know what people think about people who come from afar to end their lives."

The rememberer whispered, "I want to know, too."

The Ranger eyed him suspiciously.

"That's why I'm here," said the mourner.

03

The commemorator said: "My name is Wang Ze."

"I don't care about that," the Ranger said.

04

Wang Ze said: "He likes sweets."

The ranger clenched his fork between his teeth: "I like it too."

Wang Ze glared at him: "You're just getting the glory."

The ranger smiled.

Wang Ze said: "Have you ever heard of it? In his famous work, the heroine will eat cakes every time she breaks up in love. The heroine has 65 love breaks in the whole book, and each time the cake is a different kind. I think he must Also has a sweet tooth. So I wanted him to try my 65 cakes too."

The ranger slumped on the deck chair: "Didn't you feed him while he was alive?"

Wang Ze said, "No, because..."

"Oh, what a pity, I think it's quite delicious." The ranger casually ended the topic.

05

Wang Ze said: "There is a nest of thieves at the foot of this mountain!"

"I don't care about that either," said the ranger.

Angrily, Wang Ze grabbed him from the old recliner: "How on earth do you work! I was snatched away by them right here!"

The forest ranger was pulled by his collar but did not even lift his eyelids: "I am a forest ranger, and I only take care of trees and rare animals. Human beings are not within my scope of responsibility. If you were robbed without bribes, then you are not here today." Within the scope of my part-time job."

Wang Ze now wants to report him with his real name.

06

Wang Ze, who had been looted, could only spend the night in the forest ranger's hut.

Wang Ze pushed open the door, and what greeted his eyes was a set of computer equipment and game consoles piled up randomly on the ground. He stepped over these obstacles carefully and pointed out: "You only have one bed here."

The ranger said casually: "If you double the price, then you can occupy this bed tonight, and I can play games outside the door all night."

Wang Ze was speechless.

In this [-]-square-meter forest ranger cabin, there are only simple living facilities.

A single bed, an old-fashioned swinging fan, incandescent light tubes on the ceiling, a small yellow-green refrigerator next to a wooden cabinet full of game discs, and then a crude kitchen and toilet.

Although there is no running water supply, miraculously there is a wind power setup to support the operation of all the ranger's game equipment.

Wang Ze asked, "Where did you get so much money to buy these game consoles?"

The forest ranger sat on the floor, pressing his fingers on the PSV: "Occasionally some people break into the mountains, and I will lure them to the thieves. Afterwards, they will give me a little commission, or help me buy some via Taobao. thing."

Wang Ze wanted to sink this guy into the lake.

Wang Ze said, "You play games here every day?"

The ranger said, "Is there any money for those long-winded games of yours?"

Wang Ze said, "I'll help you buy all the new games released this month."

The ranger said, "Boss, please."

07

The forest ranger said: "I will patrol during the day to check the conditions of the plants and animals. At night, there will be snakes or more dangerous animals, and I will close the doors and windows here."

Wang Ze said: "It's not far from the lake. If anyone wants to go to the lake at night, you will know."

The ranger said: "It may also be a wolf going there."

Wang Ze said: "There are no wolves here. The chemicals you spray around the house are mainly for mosquitoes. There are no defensive traps for carnivorous animals. You don't even have a gun. It's relatively safe here. As long as you have one and an emergency phone Complete the operation."

The ranger said calmly, "Say it straight."

Wang Ze said: "The police presumed that he committed suicide by throwing himself into the lake in the evening. Due to the needs of work, even if your only fun is a game console, you don't have headphones and extra speakers in your house to affect your hearing. You can't have Noticed a suicidal man wandering by the lake."

The ranger said: "Boss, no matter how much money I add, I don't want to accept such malicious speculation."

Wang Ze said, "Then tell me, why didn't you stop him?"

The ranger crossed his legs, hugged his knees with his hands, raised his head slightly to look at Wang Ze standing in front of him, and said softly: "Human beings are not within the scope of my work, nor is it within the scope of my interests."

08

Wang Ze left at dawn.

A few strong men came to pick him up, saying that the car was parked near the foot of the mountain. Wang Ze was surrounded by people and left without saying anything.

The ranger started patrolling as usual. When the thief saw him, he came up crying and said that he was taught a lesson by the person Wang Ze brought.

After listening gently, the ranger checked the lawn mower in his hand and said, "I don't care about that."

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