Hamster wants to eat chicken [e-sports]

"Who invented tandem skydiving! I love him! Yishen and the hamster are in nice positions!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhh I can't take it anymore, kick over this pot of dog food hard!! Tandem skydiving is a merciless mockery of single dogs!"

"Ahhh hamster is 18 years old! It's legal! Focus! This is a legal little milk sound!!!"

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No one watched the barrage in the live broadcast room, and the four members of the team flew to Westport, a battleground for military strategists.

Westport is considered a relatively fat area on the island, and a lot of high-end equipment is produced.

When playing squad or squadron mode, you will generally choose a larger foothold like Sihanoukville. After all, a larger place can fatten the whole team the fastest.The only downside is that larger places tend to be more heavily fought.

Bai Xiaoshu was accurately brought to Westport by Rong Yi, and after the parachute opened and separated from Rong Yi, Bai Xiaoshu couldn't help but look up at the sky around him, and suddenly felt that his whole body was not well.

"Woo, there are dumplings in the sky. There are so many people. I'm about to turn into a box when I land."

Bai Xiaoshu didn't feel that his words were too exaggerated, because he had already seen two people entered the red tall building opposite him.

Rong Yi could only comfort him, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, go down later and find a gun first, hold the gun, and kill anyone you see."

Bai Xiaoshu QAQ: To put it bluntly, if I were half as good as you, I would have given up a long time ago.

After the loveless Bai Xiaoshu landed, he ran into the two-story building behind him, and then had a face-to-face encounter with the enemy who came down from the balcony on the second floor.

The two sides stared blankly for a moment, then shouted, and unanimously sent out a call for help to their teammates through the team's voice channel.

A certain enemy: "Boss, boss, come quickly, there is someone in my house!"

Bai Xiaoshu: "Brother Lucao, there is a man in my house! He is chasing me now... Eh? He doesn't have a gun either!"

After Bai Xiaoshu sent out the call for help, he ran from the first floor to the second floor together with the enemy chasing each other.

They searched the whole house, but the two of them didn't find a gun, not even a brick.

For a moment, both of them were about to cry in this appallingly poor little building.It's just that the enemy was obviously more reliable than Bai Xiaoshu, and without a gun, he raised his fist and chased after him.

Bai Xiaoshu was chased so much that he hugged his head and ran around, crying for help: "Brother, come quickly, I can't beat him with my fists, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, go away, don't hit me!!"

"Don't panic, we'll be here soon."

The housing area where the three of Rong Yi searched for equipment was a little far away from Bai Xiaoshu, and it would take some time to try their best to get there.

Bai Xiaoshu had no choice but to play cat and mouse with the enemy in the room.

Who would have thought that the enemy lost his patience first, and actually squatted in place, discussing with Bai Xiaoshu.

"Hey, kid, don't run away, I won't chase you anymore!"

Bai Xiaoshu looked back, and sure enough, he saw that the man was really squatting in place, and stopped for a while.

Bai Xiaoshu didn't quite understand where the song came from, so she hid in the corner and poked her head out, looking up and down at this enemy with suspicious little eyes.

"I'm afraid you have some conspiracy!"

"Absolutely no conspiracy! You see, I'm so far away from you and I don't have any weapons."

The enemy spread his hands and promised, and then said: "We are waiting here to see whose teammate arrives first, and it will be clear at a glance whether you will die or I will live."

"That must be because our team is faster."

Bai Xiaoshu raised his head proudly, then found a safe corner and sat down cross-legged.

The enemy on the opposite side shrugged noncommittally, then seemed to think of something, and suddenly said: "What is your ID, I will add you as a friend after the game is over, my ID is Black Ball Ball."

"You and I are enemies, is it really good to just add friends like this?"

Bai Xiaoshu was also a little confused.

"Okay! You have such a cute voice, it's no problem to add a friend."

"Really? Well then, my ID is Master Hamster."

"Yeah, I'll add you when I go out. By the way, do you know the Black Rock team? The boss of our team will be here soon."

"I don't know, I haven't played games for long. Then do you know Big Brother Green Grass? He's amazing, and he'll come over later."

The two live treasures said something to each other, completely ignoring the comrades in the team channel.

Heiyan and the others & Rong Yi and the others: ...these two little idiots.

Bai Xiaoshu and Hei Qiuqiu reached a certain kind of revolutionary friendship during the chat, but the teams of both sides gave up the two little fools by coincidence.

Rather than saving these two idiots first, it is better to find more equipment and kill more enemies.

Rong Yi and Boss Heiyan said almost in unison: "Cub/Qiu, you guys stay and play for a while."

Bai Xiaoshu and Black Ball: QAQ

After this scene, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded again, and all the netizens laughed out their eight-pack abs.

"Hahahahahaha no way, how can it be so cute, the hamster simply conquered the enemy with cuteness hahaha!"

"Although I haven't heard of the Black Rock team, what kind of team would recruit such a weak kid, hahaha!"

"Showing off their bosses to each other is so cute that I can't think about it hahaha."

"Welcome to today's talk about chicken: chat and make friends, you can feel the helplessness of teammates on both sides through the screen hahaha."

"The two little idiots have been abandoned hahahaha! The bosses have all returned the same way, and it's too late to die."

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Gunshots rang out outside, Bai Xiaoshu and Hei Qiuqiu circled in the room lonely and aggrieved, and finally they simply danced together.

Rather than running out to die with bare hands, it's better to play happily with your friends in the house, come on!Swing www together.

Unlike the small building where you are happy, the battle outside has already reached a fever pitch.

The crisis is lurking, and the smoke is full.

Almost without exception, the people who landed in Westport have a suit of decent equipment at this moment.

The three of Rong Yi even had a high-end outfit early on, and they were so rich that they lurked on the roof of a red building, condescendingly spying on the enemies lurking around.

In addition, Rong Yi, Hei Yan and his team especially took good care of the small building where Bai Xiaoshu and Hei Qiuqiu were located, lest someone accidentally break into it and kill those two idiots.

With a 98k sniper equipped with an eight-fold mirror, Rong Yi quickly locked the enemies lurking in the dark as if he had opened his eyes, and shot them one by one.

On the other hand, Yu Jingfeng held his most beloved shotgun, sluttyly blocking the stairs of the red building, and once someone came close to his face, he would take him away with one shot.

As for the only teammate that was randomly matched, that was also very powerful. His marksmanship was as accurate as Rong Yi's, and his tactical awareness was first-rate.

After clearing out the enemies in the southeast area of ​​Westport, the three of Rong Yi decisively changed places, jumped down from a nearly seven-story building, and with the help of the balcony on the lower floor as a buffer, they landed safely without losing any blood.

After licking a few of the enemy's equipment boxes, the group finally headed towards the small western-style building in the middle of Westport.

And the three members of the Black Rock team also headed towards the house where Bai Xiaoshu and Hei Qiuqiu were located after clearing out the other enemies, and the troops from both sides arrived almost at the same time.

The moment Rong Yi saw the person, he subconsciously found a cover and raised his gun to attack.

Unexpectedly, the person on the opposite side spoke suddenly and stopped the ensuing battle. The deep and pleasant uncle's voice gave off an extremely stable and mature feeling.

"The person opposite should be the teammate of the hamster upstairs!"

"So what?"

"It doesn't mean anything." The captain of the Black Rock team [Songyan] put the gun behind his back, and said harmlessly: "I think this poisonous circle has begun to expand, and it is not worth the loss for us to stay here to fight. Why don't we take away our little one first?" Cub, how about continuing after running to the safe zone?"

"can."

Rong Yi put away the gun as he spoke, and expressed his answer directly with actions.

Both sides are not simple people. At this time, the fight will not end for a while, but may also miss the opportunity to escape the poison. Even if one party wins in the end, it will only be poisoned to death outside the safe zone.

The two sides reached an agreement, and immediately called upstairs to their little boy to come down, but in the end, no one was seen for a long time.

The two teams opened the map at the same time, glanced quickly, and then saw the coordinates of their little boy, and they were silent in unison.

...these two under-pumped brats.

During the time between Rong Yi and Song Yan's discussion, Bai Xiaoshu and Hei Qiuqiu had already jumped out of the window at the back of the small building and were about to run into the safe zone.

"Cub, what are you doing?" Rong Yi wiped his face silently, and asked as calmly as possible.

"Of course it's drug running!"

"You have to move faster, the poison circle is about to shrink!"

Such an innocent and considerate voice made Rong Yi almost shed tears like an old father.

At this time, the voice of Hei Qiuqiu also sounded from Songyan.

"Boss, I took the hamster to run the poison first, come here quickly. By the way, we just happened to pick up a few other people's corpse boxes on the way, and we have all the equipment. You can run the poison without worry."

The players on both sides couldn't help but look at each other, and they saw a sense of sympathy and sympathy in each other's eyes.

In order to prevent the two troublemakers from making any further mistakes, the two teams each found a jeep, and then drove towards the safe zone one after the other.

The two teams unexpectedly united the front, and achieved a magical harmony that made others wonder.

At the same time, countless box spirits were tortured to the point of doubting their lives.

...Are we sure we're running a four-man squad? ! ! !

This kind of unexpected but actual show operation also made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh and clap their hands.

"66666, there is no one who can turn the small team into a big team hahaha, do you remember that you are enemies with each other? It's so funny. Hahaha just now, the Black Rock team gave Zhiyu a hemostatic bag."

"Hahahaha, no, I reported it, and it's 6 vs 4, even more insane than those cheaters. The hamster is simply a social butterfly who makes a living by being cute, and it perfectly resolves the identity gap between the two teams."

"Hahaha having teammates like Hamster and Qiuqiu, it really hurts the other bosses in the team, but before I sympathize, let me laugh again and I will be in a trance hahahaha!"

"Welcome, let's talk about chickens today: 36 chickens' cute tricks, turning enemies into friends depends on being cute."

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