Hamster wants to eat chicken [e-sports]

Bai Xiaoshu has so many years of human observation experience, so he naturally knows about Weibo, but before that, he never thought about learning more about it.

Thus, under the guidance and command of many enthusiastic netizens, Bai Xiaoshu's personal Weibo was officially born!

"Do you still want to apply for certification?"

Bai Xiaoshu was at a loss, and finally listened to the instructions of the netizens to complete the authentication process, and then saw a big golden V symbol behind the ID.

Although he didn't know the significance of the certification, Bai Xiaoshu still felt very happy, and the shiny big V was very powerful at first glance.

The novelty will not disappear for a while, Bai Xiaoshu took his Weibo account and swiped Weibo together with tens of thousands of viewers.

Seeing Bai Xiaoshu's obsession with Weibo, many fans suddenly had the illusion of teaching bad children. They always feel that as time goes by, this cute, innocent little hamster will be gone forever.

Bai Xiaoshu followed a lot of interesting Weibo, and suddenly remembered Rong Yi, and asked, "What is Brother Lucao's Weibo ID?"

"It's called Rong Buyi!"

Netizens answered enthusiastically, and by the way, they also posted the Weibo IDs of Yu Jingfeng and a series of chicken-eating bigwigs in the barrage.

Bai Xiaoshu only followed a few people he knew, and then went to Rong Yi's Weibo to brush up.Leng Qingqing didn't post a few Weibo in total, but the number of fans was so large that he looked up to him.

"More than 700 million fans, as expected of a big brother, really amazing!"

Bai Xiaoshu worships every day, a proper little fan.

Upstairs, Bai Xiaoshu chatted happily with netizens, but downstairs, the atmosphere was so cold that Yu Jingfeng felt suffocated.

Yu Jingfeng wanted to cry but had no tears, he sat on the sofa like a primary school student who made a mistake, not daring to move, not daring to show his breath, waiting for Rong Yi to dispatch him.

Seeing Rong Yi clean up the nuts on the sofa and coffee table without saying a word, Yu Jingfeng swallowed hard and said, "Brother, I was wrong! I will absolutely promise not to be caught by the security next time!"

Rong Yi raised his head when he heard the words, his murderous sharp eyes made Yu Jingfeng stand upside down in fright.

Yu Jingfeng wanted to cry without tears and hastened to make amends: "There will be no next time, absolutely no next time, I will never look for a beautiful boy again!!!"

Rong Yi snorted coldly, and continued with the movements in his hands.Put the scattered nuts back into the small bag of broken flowers one by one, and then stuff the whole bag into a sealed glass jar for preservation.

Yu Jingfeng witnessed the whole process, and curiosity overcame fear after all, and asked, "Who gave you these nuts? They are so precious, I don't remember not liking these snacks."

"You want to be beaten, don't you?"

Rong Yi got angry when he mentioned this matter, if Yu Jingfeng hadn't called him suddenly, his little hamster probably wouldn't have just left without saying goodbye.

I don't know when the next meeting will be!

Yu Jingfeng shut up immediately, but his eyes turned to the game helmet next to the TV cabinet, and he had an excellent self-saving method for a moment.

Yu Jingfeng's strong desire to survive made him quickly change the subject.

"Did you play games with that milky kid yesterday? I didn't go online all day yesterday, otherwise I would like to play two more rounds with that kid. That kid is really fun. Playing games with him is fun. Twice."

When this matter was mentioned, Rong Yi fell silent for a while.

"...I didn't play the game yesterday either."

Yu Jingfeng: "..." Dude, I've been chatted to death by you today.

Thinking that that silly kid might have been waiting for him to go online in the game, Rong Yi immediately felt that the crime was serious.

For a while, he didn't care about cleaning up Yu Jingfeng, so he picked up the game helmet and started the game first.

And Yu Jingfeng also quickly went to the study and turned on Rong Yi's computer, how can there be no reason for this kind of excitement?

Rong Yi entered the game, and sure enough, he saw that Bai Xiaoshu was online in the list, but before he could press the invite button, Bai Xiaoshu invited him into the room first.

"Good morning, brother!"

His tone was so lively, it didn't look like he missed an appointment yesterday, and it was too different from what he had imagined, Rong Yi was secretly disappointed in his heart.

That aggrieved little milk voice crying and complaining, I really want to hear it again...

Bai Xiaoshu didn't know that the elder brother he admired had such wicked thoughts, so he happily shared what happened yesterday with Rong Yi.

"Brother, I didn't go online yesterday, but I made friends with the neighbor's elder brother. He cooks super delicious food. Although I was afraid of him before, he is actually a very good person!"

"I was playing at his house yesterday, and I stayed at his house, hehe."

Rong Yi heard Bai Xiaoshu's words, and for some reason, he had the feeling that his own juicy cabbage had been bullied by a pig when he grew up.

Mixed feelings.

Unknowingly, Mr. Pig who scolded him indirectly, listened to Bai Xiaoshu's chattering patiently and gratifiedly like an old father. After seeing each other for a day, Bai Xiaoshu seemed to have accumulated a lot of happy things to share.

In addition to Rong Yi, countless self-proclaimed parents in the live broadcast room also lamented with great relief that their little angels are really getting more and more lively.

"Little cutie is really happy that I can make friends. I have been talking about this since the broadcast started. For some reason, I feel a little sad and want to cry."

"Healed inexplicably! I used to be very annoyed about going out with my friends, but now I suddenly want to call my friend!"

"The top of Yishen's head is so green that it shines, and he can only smile and continue to listen to his wife saying that other wild men are good hahaha!"

"Fork out the spoiler upstairs, and then I'll laugh again hahahahahahaha!"

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Yu Jingfeng, who was watching the live broadcast on the computer, almost died laughing at the rolling barrage.He didn't even know that Rong Yi actually formed a CP with this hamster. I have to say that netizens have really big brains!

Seeing that Rong Yi and Bai Xiaoshu were about to start playing the game in the live broadcast, Yu Jingfeng stopped laughing, and hurriedly logged into the game account to rush to the live broadcast site, and opened Rong Yi's live broadcast room as well.

"Pull me to team up!"

After receiving the news from his friend, Bai Xiaoshu decisively invited Yu Jingfeng into the room.

After chatting for a while, the game officially started.

The start is a four-person team mode, and the missing players will be replenished randomly by the system.

In the bustling harbor pier, Bai Xiaoshu looked around for his new teammate with a green letter above his head, and finally found someone behind a container.

The first time he saw his new teammate, Bai Xiaoshu couldn't help but get excited, because it was the first time he had come into contact with a female character in the game.

"Brother, the new teammate is a girl!"

Rong Yi followed Bai Xiaoshu all the time, and naturally saw the female image of his new teammate, and then he taught a certain naive child very seriously.

"Don't easily believe in appearances before others speak. Many male players like to play female characters in games. Sometimes the voice can be changed through a transformer."

Bai Xiaoshu refreshed his cognition for a while, and stared at his new teammates dumbfounded: "It can still be like this!"

Yu Jingfeng nodded aside, and added tenderly and understandingly: "Many female characters may be young ladies with big dicks, so be careful not to be deceived."

"Sorry, the big penis didn't grow, but there is a phantom limb."

The new teammate [Jiangshang Mingyue] finally couldn't help but speak, and went straight back to Yu Jingfeng.

With a hint of sarcasm, the cold, arrogant and poisonous Queen's voice, her powerful aura is inviolable.It's like looking down on the noble queen of the world, full of oppression, and people can't help but want to bow down under her skirt.

The barrage in the live broadcast room froze for a moment because of the Queen's voice.

"It's really a big sister!"

Bai Xiaoshu exclaimed, she was not overwhelmed by that powerful aura at all, she was only happy because the other party was a real girl.

At the same time, Bai Xiaoshu couldn't help being curious about a certain word in Jiang Shangmingyue's words, so he happily asked Rong Yi: "Brother, brother, fantasy

What are limbs? "

Rong Yi was at a loss for words for a moment, not knowing how to explain.

On the other hand, Jiang Shangmingyue, after listening to Bai Xiaoshu's words, changed from her bold and unrestrained Queen's aura, and was as gentle as a big sister next door, patiently explaining.

"What little hamsters don't need to know, this is a virtual and mysterious organ belonging to certain girls."

Bai Xiaoshu nodded with a vague understanding, then raised her head, and said to Jiang Shangmingyue in a sweet and soft voice: "Thank you sister, I understand!"

Sensing the change in attitude, Rong Yi couldn't help but take another look at the bright moon on the river, but Yu Jingfeng shivered involuntarily.

This woman seems a little scary!

After a brief exchange, a hundred paratroopers assembled, and the empty plane headed towards the deserted island in the sea.

On the plane, Jiang Shangmingyue briefly explained her combat ability, "I play on the PC side, and my level is not bad. I can kill up to 20 people in the game, so I don't think you need to take it with me."

"Sister, you are amazing!"

Bai Xiaoshu applauded enthusiastically, and then encouraged himself, "I will try my best to beat a few more people in this round!"

Rong Yi smiled and patted Bai Xiaoshu's head, but an extremely cruel news came out of his mouth.

"Cub, this time you are the homeowner, so I unchecked the team skydiving mode, and then you have to skydive by yourself."

"what!?"

Bai Xiaoshu was dumbfounded for a moment, looked down and found the "F" key that hadn't disappeared on his seat.

Yu Jingfeng smiled unkindly, "Come on, let's dance first!"

With that said, the three of Rong Yi jumped off the plane together.

And Bai Xiaoshu was in a hurry, a step behind, but barely kept up with his teammates.

The barrage in the live broadcast once again let out a heartless laughter!

"Hahahaha Yishen is so bad, he just told the hamster a second before getting off the plane hahahaha!"

"Forgive me, I think this is Yishen's revenge on the previous cuckold hahahaha."

"Miss Mingyue looks so powerful, please take me to fly, let's use phantom limbs to communicate together."

"I feel that the cuteness of the hamster has aroused the motherhood of Queen Mingyue. Hahahaha, the attitude is too different. I beg the shadows in the hearts of the other two men."

"Yishen's live broadcast room is also open, I want to catch all perspectives from both sides, hahahaha!"

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