Hamster wants to eat chicken [e-sports]

Rong Yi has been short of money recently, and even more short of money after moving.

Ever since, Rong Yi posted a live broadcast announcement on his Weibo, which has millions of followers.

Rongbuyi v: Tonight at [-] o'clock, live broadcast chicken eating, team up with two, see you there or be square.Poor and want to earn some extra money.

"I don't have dizziness, do I! Live broadcast to earn extra money? Hahahaha, Yishen, you have today too!!!"

"The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the heavens spare! Who insisted on not broadcasting the live broadcast back then?!"

"Brothers, if you are not satisfied with the commentary tonight, we won't give you a penny!!"

"Ha ha ha ha two team up, I'm afraid they will fight with 'Zhi Yu' again?"

……

As some netizens said, Rong Yi really wanted to find "Zhi Yu" to live broadcast the game with him at the beginning, but that cheater temporarily released him half an hour before the broadcast.

In desperation, Rong Yi had to abide by the agreement of the live broadcast, so he could only check "Replenish teammates at random" in the duo queue, and then start the game.

As soon as he entered the game screen, Rong Yi saw his teammates with green IDs floating on their heads from a distance. Out of politeness and game cooperation later, he took the initiative to say hello.

"Hamster teammate, I'm on the side of the railway track, have you seen me?"

However, after finishing speaking, his teammates still stood there blankly, without responding for a long time.

The scene was awkward.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast on the J station platform couldn't hold back the power of the prehistoric, and they all posted barrage with joy.

"Hahahaha!! Rong Buyi, someone doesn't know you!!"

"I'm dying of laughter hahahaha, Yishen, you have today too!!!"

"66666, the little hamster's defiance of the great god is really awesome!"

However, many netizens didn't know that the little hamster they said despised the great god was so frightened that he was about to cry because he was told the truth.

Bai Xiaoshu: How did he know that I was a hamster...

Masters of catching monsters and eliminating demons are everywhere, human society is indeed too dangerous, woo woo!

Rong Yi ignored those gloating barrages, frowned at his teammates not far away, pressed the keyboard nimbly with his slender fingers, and directly manipulated the game characters to run to "Master Hamster".

"Hey, did you turn on the sound, can you hear me?"

When Bai Xiaoshu saw someone approaching, she became even more frightened, wow, the exorcist is coming to catch me!

The desperate little hamster squatted down pitifully and hugged his head, as if he could escape a catastrophe by doing so, shaking his head and stammering, "I'm not a hamster...you're looking for the wrong person..."

Rong Yi: "..." Could the green ID floating above your head be grass?

"Isn't your ID called 'Master Hamster'?"

Rong Yi couldn't control his desire to complain, so he seized the time and continued, "How is your game level? If you can't, just follow me after getting off the plane, and I'll take you to eat chicken."

It took a while for Bai Xiaoshu to realize that he was in the game, and he looked up stupidly at the green ID floating above his head, and quietly heaved a sigh of relief, it turned out that he wasn't exposed, so it's okay...

Bai Xiaoshu breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the green word "noteasy" on Rong Yi's head, and looked at the empty heads of the people around him, and couldn't help being puzzled again.

Bai Xiaoshu tilted her head innocently, and said with a puzzled expression, "Why is it only us that have grass growing on our heads? Why don't they?"

"Only when you are teammates can you see the grass above your head, bah, you see the ID!"

Rong Yi was sitting in front of the computer, almost being led astray by Bai Xiaoshu, fuck you, grow grass on your head!Pooh!

At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was already laughing like crazy.

"Hahahahaha! Rong Buyi has grass growing on your head hahaha!!!"

"It's over, it's over, this is definitely a super novice!! Hahaha, this little milk voice is so cute!"

"This is destined to be a double row with only one person in a game, Yi Shen, you have to work hard by yourself hahahaha!!!"

"On the countless mothers in Yishen's heart!! The milk voice is cute 1!!"

Rong Yi couldn't help but support his forehead, which is why he didn't like to randomly match his teammates to play games.He would rather have a godly opponent than an unreliable piggy teammate.

Rong Yi was tired, and turned on the voice and said to Bai Xiaoshu: "Forget it, I will take you later, you listen to me."

"Okay."

Bai Xiaoshu didn't object either, and obediently responded.As long as he doesn't find out that he is a hamster, it's fine.

After hearing the satisfactory answer, Rong Yi finally felt a little relieved.

Ignoring other things, this child's voice is actually quite cute.

With that in mind, a hundred paratroopers finally assembled at the harbor pier, and three empty planes took off and headed towards the wild island.

Although Bai Xiaoshu is used to this kind of coquettish operation where the scene is teleported as soon as his eyes are dark, he still can't help but complain in a low voice.

"I just saw the train at the harbor, why did I get on the plane all of a sudden, there is no logic at all for the plane to appear..."

Rong Yi instinctively wanted to argue, but when he opened his mouth, he couldn't answer.

Ma Dan...it actually makes sense...

"It was clearly a train terminal just now, where did the handjob come from!!!"

"Hahahaha! What the hell is this little Mengxin doing in this game? Would normal people pay attention to this kind of problem hahahaha!"

"Hahaha help, it's the first time I've seen the public voice channel on an airplane so quiet, are you all thinking about this problem when you don't talk?"

"Why is there only a train in the harbor, but we got on a handjob? Hahahaha, am I really the only one who thinks it makes sense!"

"It's unbelievable! A popular super online game is being complained about by a novice without logic, hahahaha!!"

Seeing that everyone was going further and further away on this poisonous issue, Rong Yi woke up in time.

Looking at the remaining number of people in the cabin, Rong Yi made a decisive decision, quickly and quietly turned off the nearby sound channel, and then marked a red dot on the map with the mouse.

Under the condition that only Bai Xiaoshu could hear, he said to Bai Xiaoshu: "Later when I say jump, you can jump and fly to the red dot, you know!"

Bai Xiaoshu looked confused, but before he could react, Rong Yi yelled "jump"!

"Wait... Brother, I don't know how to dance, QAQ!"

Rong Yi who was already floating in the sky: "..."

Rong Yi saw that Bai Xiaoshu's coordinates were getting farther and farther away from him, and his mentality finally collapsed, and he shouted helplessly: "F key! Press F to jump out of the plane!!"

Bai Xiaoshu looked left and right, and finally found an F key on the right armrest of the chair in the cabin.

With a slap of the little hand, the chair under the butt disappeared instantly, and a sunken hollow suddenly appeared under the feet.Falling out of the cabin unexpectedly, Bai Xiaoshu's heart almost stopped in fright, and he floated in the air screaming in fear.

"Ah, help! I'm afraid of heights, woo woo woo!!"

Rong Yi let go of the hand holding the mouse, wiped his face heavily, and then couldn't help roaring: "Playing a game is afraid of heights! Brat! Fly to the red mark on the map!!!!"

"I don't know how to fly!! Where is the red dot!! Woooooo so high...QAQ"

For a moment, Rong Yi felt desolate in his heart, took a deep breath, and tried his best to calm himself down.

Looking at the little hamster going away with the wind, Rong Yisheng said without love: "Forget it, don't move around now, the parachute will automatically open in the end, and you can lie down wherever you fall OK, I'll pick you up later."

Bai Xiaoshu, with tear bubbles on his face, agreed with tears in his voice, and simply closed his eyes, pretending to be a little hamster floating in the wind.

Netizens watching the live broadcast at station J have already given countless rewards for this short-term interaction full of slots.

"It can't be done, this new hamster is too cute, the crying voice is so cute! Rocket x10 let's go!"

"Hahahaha I laughed so hard, but Yi Shen finally said to pick him up, did his boyfriend force explode! Landmine x5"

"The shadow area in Lun Yishen's heart is in a trance hahahaha!!!"

"Why am I the only one who thinks that Yishen's words at the end seem to be irritated and spoiled, Yishen, are you worthy of those boys and girls who died tragically at your hands?"

……

Rong Yi, who landed successfully, heard Bai Xiaoshu's affirmative answer after lying down obediently, and stopped thinking about this stupid and cute teammate.Move quickly and search for equipment in the main city buildings.The number of people who fell into the main city this time was rare, and most of them missed the opportunity to skydive because of Bai Xiaoshu's poisonous problem.

Rong Yi wiped out the main city by himself, wearing high-end equipment, and after single-handedly killing three teams, he finally found a motorcycle and rushed to the place where Bai Xiaoshu fell.

"Are you lying down well?"

Rong Yi said, then opened the map to look at the location of the safety zone, marked a new red dot on Bai Xiaoshuna, finally zoomed out on the map, and drove towards the red coordinate point skillfully.

"Well, I'm very good."

Bai Xiaoshu replied in a low voice, lying in the bushes beside a tree, listening to the bursts of gunshots not far away, she was too frightened to move, "Um...Brother, there are a lot of gunshots on my side. "

Rong Yi frowned, and said, "Then hide well, so that you don't get caught. Can you hear the gunshots coming from which direction? I don't know. You can press the m key to open the map, and red footprints will appear at the place where the gunshot was fired. .”

Bai Xiaoshu was obedient, and found a bracelet with map (map) written on his wrist. He pressed the button and saw the map, and then he found a red footprint mark directly in front of him, and the map represented Rong Yi. The white steering wheel mark was heading directly in front of him.

"Brother, the footprints are among us."

"Understood, lie down and wait for me."

Rong Yi's words were concise and concise, and he quickly abandoned the car and got off a big rock next to him. Without Bai Xiaoshu's reminder, he had already seen the enemy.

For a moment, Bai Xiaoshu was extremely curious about what would happen ahead, so he quietly moved aside while trembling.

Due to the high terrain, when Bai Xiaoshu hid, he could just see Rong Yi fighting with other people ahead.

I saw Rong Yi swiftly dodging behind the rock with an AK47 in his hand, coquettishly dodging the bullets coming from the opposite side.Then he turned slightly sideways, loaded the gun quickly, and fired decisively. In the blink of an eye, the person who had just shot was lying on the ground.

Afterwards, he switched to an m24 sniper rifle neatly, with eagle eyes on his back, turned around and shot a person who was about to sneak attack in the head.

The whole process took less than a minute, and it was as shocking as a shootout movie, and Bai Xiaoshu was dumbfounded watching it.

It's so cool! ! !

Rong Yi looked around carefully, tentatively decided it was safe, put away his gun and shouted at Bai Xiaoshu: "Why are you still lying on your stomach, come to my side and lick these boxes."

Bai Xiaoshu ran over obediently, looking at Rong Yi, little twinkling stars would appear in his eyes.

"So handsome, so handsome! Brother, you are so handsome with a gun!"

Hearing the praise, Rong Yi coughed unnaturally, "It's okay, you lick the box first, and you will shrink the circle later."

Bai Xiaoshu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and sure enough, he found a few equipment boxes dropped by the enemy at his feet, and beside the simple wooden boxes, there were still steaming fresh enemy corpses.

Bai Xiaoshu couldn't help swallowing, feeling a little scared of being late.

Rong Yi didn't notice these small inner activities of Bai Xiaoshu, so he went to check the boxes one by one, and then designated some things for Bai Xiaoshu to pick up, "The energy drink, the first aid kit, and the scar (a type of rifle) in this box are picked up. Come on, pick up another backpack, the second-level bulletproof and helmet here are not broken, pick them up..."

Seeing that her elder brother was so calm, Bai Xiaoshu expressed that she would learn from her elder brother, try her best to overcome psychological barriers, and squat down to pick things up obediently.

There are small white letters floating on the equipment in the box, even if Bai Xiaoshu doesn't know what the equipment looks like, he can pick it up smoothly as instructed.

Moreover, as soon as the equipment is touched by the hand, it will automatically wear to the appropriate position on the body.

One-click dress-up, magical black technology!

Rong Yi looked at Bai Xiaoshu who was squatting on the ground with twitching corners of his eyes. He put on the bulletproof vest with one button and took it off with another button. After repeated several times, he finally couldn't help but speak.

"Pi what skin, Pi is very happy now?"

Bai Xiaoshu nodded happily, and responded softly with a mouthful of milk: "Happy!"