After becoming a male, let the brother kiss first?Zerg

Love it, what a wonderful vocabulary.

All unimaginable, embarrassing, childish and out-of-image things can be explained with this word.

Bai Qiaozhi covered the worm nucleus that was vibrating violently for some reason, her face flushed.

"Like?" He murmured, staring blankly into Erlujia's eyes, "But I always thought they regarded me as a good friend..."

Ai Lujia wore light gray colored contact lenses, and faint starlight emanated from his pupils. When he looked at someone with all his attention, there was an extremely gentle and doting meaning.

"It's fine if you stay like this forever."

He spoke again and again, making Bai Qiaozhi confused.

Looking at Bai Qiaozhi's dazed and shy little face, Ai Lujia suddenly laughed.

His voice is actually very pleasant, not the soft softness that a male in his impression should have, but a slightly hoarse juvenile voice, matched with this attire, a little free and easy and energetic in it.

"Do you think they can still be called friendship? Honey, you touch the worm core and tell me, friendship can achieve this level?"

Bai Qiaozhi's small brain usually cannot work vigorously when faced with complicated problems, if forced... it will crash.

He stood up abruptly, and said incoherently, "We haven't bought any clothes yet! You are really unqualified as a staff officer! Return the goods!"

As he said that, the red-faced new male worm scrambled into the domineering general female style clothing store opposite the beverage store. His actions were so decisive and his face was so stern that several clerks who wanted to dissuade him hesitated to speak.

Probably bought it for my husband....

But Bai Qiaozhi was too tender, it was obviously a baby who had just grown up, look at those big moist eyes, a few clerks decided on a lucky one with scissors and burden hammers, and went up to ask.

"Hello, are you going to choose clothes for the maid at home? We have new products for this season..."

female.

serve.

... What a word that makes worms blush!

No, no, I haven't written a word about this matter yet. Why do you all know better than me!

Am I the only one who doesn't understand!

Bai Qiaozhi realized later.

original……

those days……

Whether it's Yi Boming or Xie Yixing, it's no wonder that they are suddenly so free to eat and chat with me. So they are supposed to be dating me!

I really thought it was a long-lost reunion feast for pure old friends!

Can't you be as pure, friendly, healthy and uplifting as I am!

Insects will not die if they do not mate/mate!

No, no, how could I think so far? It must be the spicy chicken mastermind interfering with my thoughts!

(Mastermind: The machine sits at home and comes from the sky???)

He let out a painful "ah", squatted on the ground, covered his hands tightly, and became more and more ashamed as he thought about it, his little face was as red as a cherry on top.

God, what has he been doing these days...

In fact, when you think about it carefully, it is understandable that Brother Bo Ming and Xie Yixing would be biased, after all, they are really on the matching list...

If I send WeChat to reject now, will I be doubled by two big guys? QAQ

Bai Qiaozhi thought death as if it were home.

"Yes."

Bai Qiaozhi raised her head abruptly, meeting the eyes of the smiling Ai Lujia.

The light gray color contact lenses exuded a coquettish flavor under the backlit store lights. He bent down, gently rubbed the soft fur of Bai Qiaozhi, and sighed: "Actually, if you really don't have feelings for them, you can refuse them." That's it."

"But," Bai Qiaozhi pursed her lips, "What should I say? I'm sorry I made a mistake and I've always regarded you as friends? This feels so perfunctory..."

Ai Lujia added with a smile: "Of course, I can't save you if what happens after you refuse."

... Then what's the use of what you said, brother!

Facing the sad and indignant little pitiful eyes of Shang Bai Qiaozhi, Ai Lujia was in a great mood, and laughed loudly: "Learn to adapt, little pitiful. I remember that your list of adaptations is quite long?"

Adaptation list?

Bai Qiaozhi crashed.

It seems... indeed... that is the case.

When I told myself that my gender was wrong, Zhinao seemed to mention it, but at that time all my attention was on transgender, and I ignored it.

Bai Qiaozhi tremblingly took out his brain: "Call out the matching list."

12 left.

The point is...

Out of 12, I know 11.

Rounding up is 100%!

Bai Qiaozhi had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat.

"Are you sure you didn't adjust the address book list for me???"

The little yellow chicken felt that Bai Qiaozhi was attacking it.

"How can such a simple instruction be wrong!" The little yellow chicken anxiously proved his ability, and looked carefully, "Look, isn't there another one here!"

Bai Qiaozhi took a closer look.

Ha ha.

It is indeed not an old acquaintance, but an old enemy.

When you meet, you must be cynical and sarcastic for half an hour.

The half hour missing must be because I was too tired that day!

Bai Qiaozhi didn't think so.

...or suicide would be easier :)

Surrounded by a group of people watching the show, there is an enthusiastic question: "Why is that little male squatting on the ground? Is he broken in love? Which female is so short-eyed and so cute, she is willing to break up? Or I will recommend myself. I am XX in height and work in XX. There is a house and a car..."

Can you stop talking about this, bro? ? ?

Perhaps Ai Lujia also felt that squatting on the ground with a fool would be detrimental to his image, so he dutifully coaxed Bai Qiaozhi back to the drink shop and sat down.

I was stuffed into a glass of iced peach oolong.

The pink and translucent peach juice exudes a refreshing tea fragrance, the coolness spreads from the palm to the insect core, and the white tree branches are thrilled by the cold.

"It's so cold..."

"Are you willing to return to your senses?"

Ai Lujia was holding her chin, scrolling through Weibo, raised her eyelids and smiled teasingly: "I took pictures of what you did just now, today's source of happiness is Bai Xiaoqiao."

Bai Qiaozhi angrily snatched his phone, but Ai Lujia was half a head taller than him, and her arms were just a bit longer. She happily played with the little short arms, and the source of happiness increased to another level.

The two of them had had enough quarrels, and Bai Qiaozhi drank half a cup of peach oolong before seriously asking, "Can I learn from you? Your fiancées, suitors, and so on, how did you make the choice?"

After finishing speaking, he suddenly thought of a question.

"Wait a minute... why did you want to go on a blind date with me?"

Why didn't you pick a man like Eluja who is easy to get along with, has no masculinity and arrogance, and has a good background?

Generally, the males who go on a blind date either have high eyesight and look down on the options in the matching list; or they have unique genes and cannot match the matching list; or they are married and divorced.

He looked at Eluja's half-smile expression, and asked uncertainly, "Is it because your genes are unique, can't you match them?"

"Otherwise?" Ai Lujia sighed, and yelled pretendingly, "A certain person doesn't know how to be blessed in the rich, there are 15 fiancées waiting to be picked and worrying, have you considered the feelings of us worms... "

Bai Qiaozhi couldn't stand him, and made a gesture to hit him, so Ai Lujia stopped his performance.

Seen from such a close distance, Ai Lujia's appearance is not much inferior to that of Bai Qiaozhi.

He has a big frame, a straight nose, and deep eye sockets. When he looks at people with a serious and non-hippie smile, he still has a bit of female heroism.He is the kind of male with hard facial lines, but his exaggerated eyeliner makes him kill Matt.

Bai Qiaozhi couldn't help digressing: "Why don't you change your makeup?"

"What do you know?" Ai Lujia sat back in her seat and smiled, "I am European and American makeup, do you understand, I have personality, understand, I am not a soft and beautiful little bug like you, Dad, I am Pull the cool wind."

...as long as you are happy.

Ai Lujia pretended to look at Bai Qiaozhi, which made the latter embarrassed: "What are you trying to say?"

"No," Ailujia spread her hands innocently, "You look good, can't you see it?"

I thought you had some foresight!

The two love experience is less than or equal to zero, and the only blind date experience is for each other's male, silently picked up the big bags and went home.

After Bai Qiaozhi tidied up the closet, he stuffed piles of new shopping clothes into it, and cleaned up all the old clothes that were miscellaneous and hard to see directly before lying on the bed paralyzed from exhaustion.

Several notifications popped up on Wechat, and Bai Qiaozhi had already adjusted the notification to not display the content, so as not to irritate his fragile heart recently.

He pretended not to see it and opened Weibo.

Eating melon makes me happy.

Looking across the hot search number two, Bai Qiaozhi lost one of his hands, and the mentally handicapped phone fell to the ground.

The mentally retarded machine returned to the appearance of a little yellow chicken, beeping loudly: "You can't avenge yourself! Even if I don't feel the pain, my heart will ache!"

Bai Qiaozhi lowered her head dully: "You...say...what?"

The mentally handicapped machine was heartbroken: "You have Parkinson's and your hands are shaking! I'll read the screen for you!"

then.

[Asley Chestnut]: Look who I found when I went shopping!Little discipline inspection committee! !To be reasonable, don't point out the country and just make your debut! ! !That way I can suck more pictures! ! ! !

[Picture 1] [Picture 2] [Picture 3]

(Forward: 5621) (Comment: 7532) (Like: 1)

[Vientiane is cracked]: Reposted on Weibo: Second, passers-by can still take such flawless photos, I want to pinch this little face!

[Dream Marrying Milky Joe]: Forward Weibo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahhhhh, isn't this the Zhuxing Plaza next to my house!Why didn't I go shopping today! ! ! TTATT

[Oil-splashed noodles are the most delicious in the world]: Reposted on Weibo: Wait a minute, why does the killer next to him look so familiar?

There are even blue Vs to join in the fun.

[Joy&Mikey_V]: Retweet Weibo: Today, the little Disciplinary Inspection Committee is lucky to have a small shop [cute], the Little Discipline Inspection Committee chose our new products of the season, and the vision is still very good~

[Picture 1] [Picture 2] [Picture 3]

Your operation department really spares no effort in marketing!I'm sorry for not paying overtime pay!

Bai Qiaozhi quickly rushed to the front line to control and comment personally, and couldn't help but tap the road with his little paw to take pictures.

Fortunately, I went out and carefully selected a suit before going out. Hehehe, I really look at it. How handsome and earth-shattering. Rare in 4000 years. Insects see insects love flowers and see flowers bloom. Blessed is whoever marries...

and many more……

Why did I suddenly add the last comment to myself!

The mastermind must have secretly injected me with a virus!

(Mastermind: Hello???)

Most of the comments are sucking milk Qiao, who is a nympho, and the painting style is neat and glowing with pink bubbles. Bai Qiaozhi actually refused at first, but after thinking about it, the milk handsome is also handsome, which shows that his personal charm lies in the That's no way, just get used to it.

The little paw was immersed in pride and joy, and suddenly stuck in the shell.

【☆継缝雨 sんμì═→】: Didn’t you realize that the bug next to you is our Brother Lujia?The two of them definitely have a situation!

(Did you suck milk Joe madly today?) Reply to this layer: Can't the eyes be cured?Just a passer-by killer, okay?

(Abu Bubu) Reply to this layer: High-end black? ? ?What is the similarity between rz Shamat and alj? Can you find out for me?

This classmate, whose name was typed out in gibberish with his eyes closed, was sprayed like a fool by the cub-protecting milk Qiao fan, and the irascible older brother Lu Jia fan who had a unique style of painting.

Bai Qiaozhi saw that nothing happened, and waved his little paw to jump over, but he was dumbfounded when he saw the new hot Weibo.

[Small Disciplinary Inspection Commission wraps tightly dating a male?The object seems to be the son of the F&CK family?As the target of the scandal, he can't finish writing a page of black history in the past? 】

The author has something to say: Nai Qiao is working hard to get better...

50% enlightenment...

Enlightenment failed.