Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Screws and snails are foolishly unclear.

This thing sounds funny, but in the past, it was really a very possible thing.

Before the garbage star became the recognized garbage star, it was actually quite barren, which can be seen from the ancestral recipes of the old Wang family.

I have never seen snails, but only know about screws, so it is natural to have such misunderstandings.

Because I don't have a specific impression of the nouns described in the ancestral recipes, there are still many such misunderstandings. However, after the introduction of optical brains, similar misunderstandings have been resolved bit by bit with the popularization of optical brains. opened.

The old kings also knew what the snails in the spicy snails were.

Spicy snails, which are said to be fragrant, spicy, and excellent in flavor, are actually a very troublesome problem in Agricultural Star.

A lot of them can be reproduced casually, and they can't be consumed at all when they are processed into chicken feed. In order to clean up the farmland and the snails that grow wantonly in the river ponds, the government has to spend a lot of money every year.

After all, there are too many of these things, but they will harm the growth of crops.

When they learned that the delicacies that they didn't have here were regarded as garbage that they couldn't avoid, the old kings were heartbroken. You don't want snails, it's easy to handle!

Can you send them all to us?

He even spent so much money on researching and dealing with snails!Can this credit be used to pay for postage?

Sending these snails to them will not only perfectly solve the problem of overproduction of snails, but also prevent pollution to the environment. The leftover snail shells can be reused and made into fertilizer to nourish the farmland. Is this not good? !

It's a pity that no one wants to listen to the words from the heart of the garbage star old king, so the big problem of snail disaster, until now, is only the solution of chicken feed.

However, those broilers who grew up eating snails have tender meat, delicious taste and good color, and have also become an income-generating product of that agricultural star.

When Wang Buer went to the market, he just wanted to see if there were snails for sale in the market.

It would be great if all the ingredients for the spicy snails can be prepared at one time, but the chances of this are very small.

After all, this is a garbage star, most people are relatively poor, and rich people will not go to the market to buy by themselves.

Sure enough, Wang Buer did not find the material he wanted in the market, he only found wine.

It seems that money can’t be saved, so Wang Buer sighed and turned on the optical brain, and clicked on an official retail store of Agricultural Star. They will display the special products of Agricultural Star, which are generally local agricultural products.

Melons, fruits and vegetables, chicken, duck and fish are all available. After all, this is the official store of the entire planet. There are a variety of products on it. To be honest, Wang Buer wants them all!

But the reality is cruel.

"Children make choices, adults want them all" does not apply to Wang Buer, he is still a long way from wanting them all.

Just complete your own small goals first! ——Spicy snails!

With difficulty, Wang Buer moved his eyes away from those delicious-looking pictures, and then entered keywords to search. All the ingredients for making spicy snails can be purchased in this store, but the most important thing is Material - snails, but not.

In Wang Buer's vision, the best situation is that he can buy all the products in one store, so that they can be combined into one order, shipped together, and only pay one postage.

Splitting the two orders meant that Wang Buer had to pay for two postages.

Wang Buer, who was already mentally prepared to spend all the credits he left, flinched when faced with the interstellar postage of 999.

Two postage is out of the question!Never possible!

The postage of 999 is exchanged for a chicken, isn't he delicious!

Of course it is delicious!

But just one second before Wang Buer combined the order and paid for it, he had a flash of inspiration and poked the customer service.

Wang Buer: "Hi, may I ask if your store can sell chicken feed?"

In the blink of an eye, Wang Buer, who thought of this method, felt that he was so witty!

Stand conscientiously in front of the optical brain, face every customer with the best service attitude, and make every customer feel the warmth of spring, which is the goal of customer service.

They are professional and have received special training. No matter how naughty customers are or how unreasonable demands they make, they can handle everything without changing their expressions.

But today, customer Lulu feels that he may not be able to become a professional customer service.

Look what he saw!

"Hi, may I ask if your store can sell chicken feed?"

Chicken Feed... Chicken Feed... Chicken Feed...

Lulu glanced out of the window in a daze. If I remember correctly, he should be the customer service in charge of agricultural products.

Why, some customers asked him if he could sell chicken feed?

Isn't this a matter of the shop next door?

Even though his heart was messed up, the customer Lulu still insisted on his professional ethics, and at the first time, he gave the customer a kind reply, "Dear, our store does not sell chicken feed."

"If you want to buy chicken feed, I suggest you go to the 'I have all the chickens you want' next door to buy."

'I have all the chickens you want' is a store that specializes in selling chickens, whether it's chicken feathers or eggs, or chickens, roosters, hens, and reed chickens...

Everything related to chicken is sold here, only what you can't think of, and there is nothing he doesn't sell.

Of course, this store sells good chicken feed like snails, but they don't sell onions, ginger and garlic!

Wang Bu'er thought angrily: Obviously these things are delicious to make chicken!Why discriminate against them!Do not sell them!

Wang Buer: "Isn't the chicken you sell also produced by yourself? Logically speaking, there should be chicken feed."

The chickens are indeed raised by themselves, and the chicken feed is indeed produced, but that is to consume the snails in the farmland, not the main commodity of their shop.

By the way, if you sell chickens, you will sell them, but sell chicken feed?

The straddle is too large, be careful to break the crotch.

The customer service Lulu refused again: "I'm sorry dear, we don't sell them."

If you give up like this, you won’t be Wang Buer. Wang Buer continued to chat with the customer service, beating around the bush for a long time, and finally got the customer service Lulu couldn’t take it anymore.

The customer service Lulu finally agreed. If Wang Buer buys their chickens, the customer service Lulu will give Wang Buer some chicken feed for free.

The customer service Lulu also lost his temper. He was not angry, but a little curious, "Excuse me, what's the use of wanting chicken feed so much?"

Finally got the snails successfully, Wang Buer will answer every question right now, and eating snails is not a secret, it would be a pity not to eat such a good thing as snails!

"Of course I eat it, it's super delicious!"

Wang Buer's words troubled Lulu until he got off work. He kept struggling with this sentence, and he was always absent-minded when dealing with customers.

Isn't chicken feed specially made for chickens?

People can still eat it?

While packing the fresh chicken feed specified by the customer and sending it out together with the order, Lu Lu became curious about the taste of the chicken feed, so after returning home, Lu Lu couldn't help but make a move on the chicken feed.

In view of the fact that eating chicken feed was too difficult to talk about, Lu Lu specially waited until it was dark before doing it.

Clean all the soil on the snails, Lulu throws the snails into the water and cooks, after about 10 minutes, Lulu fishes out the snails.

Except for the temperature change, it seems that there is not much difference from before.

Is this really edible?

Lulu learned without a teacher, found a sharp needle, picked the meat out of the shell, did not add salt or ginger wine to remove the fishy smell, the smell...

vomit!

Lulu vomited as soon as he entered.

What a terrible chicken feed!

At this time, Lulu's good friend Haili came to find Lulu with good wine, and saw the screws on the dining table, and Lulu who was vomiting in the kitchen.

Haley: ...

Lulu, what's wrong with you?Why is it so hard to think about eating chicken feed!

Vomiting Lulu: Wronged... Vomit!vomit!

Lulu: I hate the fact that wind reviews were murdered...

Wang Buer, who didn't know that the kind customer service was accidentally tricked by himself, was still looking forward to the arrival of Interstellar Express.

The speed of the interstellar express is worthy of recognition. Before the final of "Primal Escape", his interstellar express finally arrived!

The well-packed snails are still alive, and all the dirty things in their stomachs have been vomited out!

Wang Buer can start making directly!

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Perfectly repeated the operation in the ancestral recipe of the old Wang family, cut the tail, blanch the water, fry the onion, ginger, garlic and chili until fragrant, pour in the snails and stir-fry, add wine, water, salt, sugar, soy sauce in turn, and cook on high heat until the juice is collected.

The fragrance began to permeate, and Wang Buer and Lao Wang couldn't control their saliva immediately.

"It's out!"

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Wang Buer couldn't wait to take a sip. It was the taste of soup, spicy and fresh. Is this the legendary spicy taste!

The shells of snails are inedible. What you can eat is the meat hidden inside. I don’t know if the customer service Lulu has specially selected them. The snails sent over are very large, and there is a lot of meat inside. delicious.

Wang Buyi, who had taught Wang Buer a lesson for spending money recklessly, stopped talking after tasting the spicy snails.

This is the second time in Wang Buer's memory that food is not sweet potatoes.

So delicious, so delicious that I cried!

It can be clearly seen that Wang Buer and Wang Buyi are both very emotional.

Wang Buer took out the unused wine, poured a glass, and presented it to Comrade Wang, "Dad, what can we do if we have appetizers but no wine, let's toast!"

Wang Buyi didn't drink alcohol, and Wang Buer never drank alcohol, but for the sake of the spicy snails, Wang Buyi and Wang Buer drank happily. They obviously didn't drink much, but the two blushed. It's like being drunk.

Wang Buer was really crying, he couldn't control his expression now, he was so hot!

"Ula wa bla blah!"

Wang Buyi couldn't understand Wang Buer's attitude, how could a boy cry!Still crying so ugly!Awwhhh...

Isn't it just eating spicy snails?As for?

The facts tell Wang Buyi that this is really the case.

Wang Buyi opened his mouth, and two lines of tears ran down his cheeks. They were both father and son. According to the law that a tiger father has no dog and son, he is not much better than Wang Buer.

Having never eaten spicy food, Wang Buer overestimated his own level and underestimated the chili he bought.

He never expected that the chili pepper had such a strong stamina!

so spicy!But delicious!So spicy but delicious!So spicy but delicious!

Wang Buer cried like a two-hundred-pound dog while spitting snails, isn't it spicy?He has no fear at all!Let's fight!

It's just that the look of crying and wanting to eat is a bit scary.

Wang Buyi was not to be outdone.

Then, that night, Wang Buyi and Wang Buer, father and son, started a new round of fighting!

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The stomach has not been exercised, and it cannot adapt to such irritating food for the time being.

Wang Buer clutched his grumbling stomach, and the hand holding the door burst out with veins. Now is not the time to pay attention to the relationship between father and son, "Dad, come out quickly! Come out quickly!"

Ask Wang Buer why there are tears in his eyes!

Because Wang Buyi replied: "I don't!"

Wang Buer: "Ahhhhhh!"