Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

"Oh! You are too bulky! Sand Rabbit has already heard your footsteps and ran away!" An NPC sat on Wang Buer's back, grabbed Mao Mao on his back, and shouted angrily.

The complete opposite of his group was Ender's side. Because he obeyed the npc's command, Ender had successfully caught a khaki sand rabbit.

Although it has never been said that this is a competition, Shasha and Momo on Wang Buer's back always feel that they have failed...

What happened to the teammate they chose!

Such a big one, looks very powerful, but it turned out to be so delicious?

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Wang Buer was very unwilling, he was thinking, why this group of npcs became so arrogant!

Weren't they still his captives before!

For the twenty camels in the mouth of the five npcs, Wang Buer and Ander took these five npcs with them when they left. At the very beginning, these five npcs have not forgotten the domineering Wang Buer showed, Tremblingly, it is very honest.

But it didn't take long...

They seem to have discovered that these two guys are just paper tigers who look majestic but are actually vulnerable...

They changed in an instant!

Soon, they had climbed to the top of Wang Buer and Ander.

Wang Buer lay down on the ground in despair, "I tell you, I will kill you if you do this!" He, Wang Buer, is a cold-blooded killer with no feelings!

"Before you kill us, catch a sand rabbit and bring it back!" Shasha hated iron for being weak, and he obviously told him the secret of how to catch a sand rabbit, why it still doesn't work!Or not!

The fundamental reason is because Wang Buer did not follow his secret!

I said to lean on gently...

The results of it!

Even they could hear DuangDuangDuang's footsteps clearly, not to mention the Sand Rabbit who already had excellent hearing!

They are also fat people, how could Ander understand their words!

Sure enough, you are still too far behind!

Wang Buer was scolded to the point of bloody head, he hugged his head with both paws, trying to block the words of the two npcs, that pitiful, Ender couldn't bear it, he grabbed his sand rabbit, silently He pushed it to Wang Buer's side.

The sand rabbit shivered, and its ears kept touching Wang Buer's claws.

Wang Buer, who suddenly felt a bit itchy in his claws, looked up, and saw Sand Rabbit who was so frightened that he almost died on the spot, and Ander who was smiling behind him.

"This one is for you, no two." Ander lightly touched the sand rabbit's butt with his paw, and Wang Buer clearly saw that Ander's paw only touched the sand rabbit's buttocks. Mao, "No two, you caught this."

Ander took a step back, Sand Rabbit seemed to sense the slightest chance of escape, kicked his hind legs, and wanted to escape, but fortunately Wang Buer was quick-sighted, and with a click, Sand Rabbit was knocked down.

However, Shatu also died under Wang Buer's hands.

Wang Buer: ...

Wang Buer couldn't get used to this method of death...

Seemingly seeing Wang Buer's discomfort, Ander came over and rubbed against Wang Buer, "Don't worry, let's eat it, death for survival is allowed."

Ander seemed to have misunderstood Wang Buer a bit.

Although when he was with Ender, it was usually Ender who cleaned up the prey, but it wasn't because Wang Buer was afraid of killing...

It would be a bit of nonsense for a cook to be afraid of killing.

One of the main reasons why Wang Buer entrusted this kind of task to Ander was the division of labor and cooperation. Of course, there were also secondary reasons. For example, An De had too much food to eat, and Wang Buer couldn't handle it alone. Category……

In short, Wang Buer's incompatibility just now was not because he accidentally killed Shatu, but because he was surprised that Shatu died in this way.

However, this was the first time Wang Buer heard Ander talking about killing. In fact, he recalled seriously that although Ander was powerful, he didn't seem to cause the death of a life arbitrarily.

Wang Buer suddenly understood the reason for the previous kindergarten war of words, "I was with them before..."

"?" Wang Buer only spoke halfway, but Ander didn't understand what he meant.

No, there is no need to ask this question anymore. In other words, Wang Buer already knew the answer. Wang Buer couldn't help but click his tongue. It turns out that there are really such simple people in this world!

Maybe this word is not used very well, but it is the most suitable word that Wang Buer can think of now.

"Ender, you really look like a child!"

"As far as the people of Merri are concerned, I have not yet reached the adult standard, I am still a child." Ender said seriously that he was not over-age childish, but legally childish.

Although Ender didn't understand how he looked like a child.

The Meili people, in a sense, are really a favored race, but humans are not bad either!

"Then how do you plan to eat this sand rabbit?"

Ender was a little excited, how could he still choose how to eat?But in terms of cooking, Ender, who has zero experience, doesn't know how many ways to use sand rabbits. "No, how can we eat?"

"Bake and eat."

Ender blinked, "...is there any more?"

"It's gone." Wang Buer poked the sand rabbit, "But this one rabbit is not enough for us to eat, so Ender, you have to work hard to catch a few more."

The useless Wang Buer can't be counted on, and the only ones who can be used are the five NPCs, Ander and Desert.

Ander's hunting skills were probably instincts engraved in his blood genes. He soon discovered that although the hunting method of the Desert Five was indeed feasible, it was not particularly convenient for him.

He found that Sand Rabbit's hearing was very good, but its explosive power was not as fast as Ender's. Ender could lurk within a certain range, and then burst out instantly to subdue Sand Rabbit.

The success rate is as high as [-]%.

The record on this side is gratifying, while on the other side, the five people in the desert have also achieved results. They work as a team, and the five work together to quietly surround the sand rabbit. Even if one of them makes a mistake, they can take countermeasures .

Wang Buer: ...

Looking at it this way, it seems that he is the only trash...

It's not his fault, if he didn't load the Meli star panel, if he is still human...

Wang Buer will definitely have a very eye-catching performance!

(→_→)Really?

Wang Buer: Really!

Well, the person involved is so sure, but is this the truth...

Different people have different opinions!

In an environment like the desert, the number of creatures that can be accommodated in a unit area is limited. Although this is in the game and controlled by a program, I want Ander and Wang Buer to have a good time.

You are really too high on the reproduction and survival ability of sand rabbits.

Wang Buer suddenly remembered something, pepper!

Wang Buer had mentioned this to Ander before, but he had never had the chance to try it before, and now, this is the opportunity.

Wang Buer recalled the operation and materials, so he should be able to do it.

Wang Buer remembered to make cold-eat rabbits, and leather buns with fur removed and the skin on were better, so he specifically instructed Ander.

First remove the bone, peel off the rabbit meat completely, then add pepper and other ingredients to pass through the water, the pink and white rabbit meat will change a different color, and Wang Buer relies on his own feeling for the cooking time .

He has never cooked rabbit meat, and he is not quite sure what the maturity of nine-medium-rare is, so it is almost enough.

Take out the rabbit meat and let it cool down, cut it into small pieces, Wang Buer picked up a piece and tasted it, yes, the rabbit meat is already cooked, tender and delicious, it is no problem to eat now.

Ander watched eagerly from the side, with that look, Wang Buer had to scoop up a piece for him to taste.

Given the chance to try it, Ender was already satisfied even before he ate it in his mouth.

Rabbit meat that has been cut into small pieces has to be put back into the pot for frying. First, add green onion, ginger, and peppercorns. Stir fry for a while.

Wang Buer, who is holding a spatula, is the best!

That aura, that murderous aura...

Seeing that Ander actually has a little worship...

Wang Buyi's restaurant was a little idle, so I went up to see what Wang Buer was doing, and it turned out...

Is he cooking?

It's almost like knocking on the pot!

The pot made a miserable bang bang sound, as if it was about to be leaked by Wang Buer in the next second.

Older gingers are more spicy.

The development of the matter turned out to be exactly as Wang Buyi expected...

Pot, after more than ten minutes of torture by Wang Buer, "click"...

Wang Buer: ...

Ender: ...

Desert Five...

The audience in the live broadcast room: ...

hahahahahahahahaha!

The pot is broken hahahahaha!

It's unlucky to see no two, which is the happiness of the audience!

See how he is still greedy for us!

Seeing the carnival in the live broadcast room, Wang Buer sneered, heh!

You are too happy!

Think he can't eat if the pot is broken?

How can it be!

Wang Buer removed his broken pot, revealing the desert five people below, and they caught the cold eating rabbit perfectly!

"Slightly slight! I still have something to eat!" Wang Buer showed his villain-like proud face.

The audience in the live broadcast room: ...

No two, do you still want to give a reward?

Wang Buer regards money as dung (he doesn't have it), and doesn't care at all!

Of course, the main reason is that Wang Buer does not rely on the rewards from the live broadcast room to eat.

Because after serving as an honor point harvester, the ice cream machine also worked part-time as a credit point harvester.

Because he earned a lot of honor points, Wang Buer had no use for them, so he simply sold the honor points back to the Star Training Camp, and exchanged them for credit points at a ratio of two to one.

By the way, the star training camp only opened the window to exchange honor points for credit points. Credit points cannot be exchanged for honor points~

Wang Buer felt that he was really a business genius!

Cow batch!

That's his motto!

From now on, everyone can call him Wang Niupi!

and many more……

Overwhelmed Wang Buer suddenly realized that this name sounds ugly...

Forget it, let's call him Wang Buer.

After all, he has used his name for 18 years, so he has to give his father some face.

Wang Buyi: Don't be like this, actually I don't want this kind of face at all, Wang Niupi, please feel free.

Considering that chili is a luxury delicacy that not everyone can accept, Wang Buer has prepared a spicy version and a slightly spicy version.

Q: Why is there a spicy version and a slightly spicy version instead of a spicy version and a non-spicy version?

Wang Buer: Thank you for the invitation. Rabbits are spicy when eaten cold!Rabbits eaten cold that are not spicy have no soul!

Q: What is the taste of the soul?

Wang Buer: ...

Come on, fork out!

"Taste it, this is a luxurious delicacy inherited from the old Wang family for a hundred years!"

Ender, the Desert Five tasted a piece...

That's exactly what they look like

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I can't control my saliva at all, hehe.

Wang Buer endured it, and endured it again, is this six-faced dementia look okay?

"Hahahahaha..." Wang Buer is a very serious person, and he usually doesn't laugh unless he can't help it!

Ender with a dementia face is too funny!Hahahahaha!

By the way, why is your combat power so weak!

What Ander and the Desert Five already ate was Wang Buer's slightly spicy version, which made them look like idiots. How about the spicy version?

It seems that Wang Buer can only enjoy half of the world of eating rabbits alone!

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