Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

As far as the development of things like this is concerned, no one wants to see it, including the instigator of everything, Wang Buer...

The moment the darkness fell, Wang Buer thought he was going to die on the spot, and then there was a tragicomic ending full of irony, with the white cloth covering the suona and blowing on the relatives and friends waiting for the food...

However, Wang Bu'er did not expect that the Meili Stars, he is really a treasure race!

Great lung capacity!

Wang Buer was buried by quicksand. Although he couldn't breathe air, Wang Buer felt okay, but there was sand all around him, and he dared not open his eyes...

But it's okay, Wang Buer feels his feet are down and his head is up, as long as he can break through the sand before the air is exhausted.

The point is, how to break through the encirclement of sand?

The fluid sand around reminded Wang Buer of sea water, and the feeling of not touching the ground made Wang Buer seem familiar.

Isn't this the same as falling into the water before!

Using the skills you will use in swimming, maybe it will work in this situation!

Wang Buer just found a way out, but this way out was blocked by himself.

He...he still can't swim...

Wang Buer encountered the need to use swimming skills several times in the escape game, but because it was not a matter of life and death, it could be used or not. Wang Buer was lazy, so he didn't learn it. As a result...

Sure enough, there is no good thing in this world that will give you time to learn slowly when something is imminent!

The name of the little white shark in the waves of his king, I am afraid that he will disappear here!

(What is that! When did you self-proclaim yourself, Buer?)

Just when Wang Buer was about to give up and quit the game on his own initiative, a force came from under Wang Buer's feet. This force pushed Wang Buer upwards, and finally...

Let Wang Buer soar into the sky!

It really soared into the sky!

Cheats!Send you to heaven!

The ubiquitous quicksand fell down, and Wang Buer once again felt the unrestrained feeling of the air, and the light fell on him, and Wang Buer opened his eyes...

Wang Buer: ...

Is it okay to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

Wang Buer took a look at the distance between his feet and the ground, his eyes darkened, and he suddenly realized that he might be a little afraid of heights...

When he reached a certain apex, Wang Buer stayed in the air for half a second, and finally fell in a straight line quickly under the influence of the acceleration of gravity. Wang Buer was dizzy and screamed uncontrollably: "Wow ah ah ah ..."

If he really fell to the ground this time, he might be dead without a whole body!

At this height, Wang Buer's flesh can be broken by him!

Which bastard did such a good thing!

If only Wang Buer knew about it!

The title of "Revenge for Every Jealousy" is not for nothing!

Wang Buer also wants that guy to go to the sky to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!

(;′??Д??`)

Cheats!Disconnect Dafa!

The last picture Wang Buer saw before going offline was...

Jellyfish Ender's Kazilan's big eyes, and his doubtful voice, "No two?"

The real culprit has surfaced!

This is the fat Meili No. [-]!

Wang Buer got out of the holographic cabin and calmed down his unbalanced mood a little bit. This is too exciting!

In the game, a game character that loses the player's control is almost dead. Although it can breathe, it can't respond to the external environment at all. If Ender or any of the Desert Five has malicious intentions, Wang Buer You have to go there on the spot.

Really white cloth covered with suona and blown relatives and friends wait for the food.

After calming down, Wang Buer got back into the game, no matter what, at least he had to pass the desert first.

Once Wang Buer played the game, the interrupted live broadcast continued. For the time being, Wang Buer didn't have the courage to watch the barrage, so he blocked all the related barrage.

The night was dark, the desert night was very calm, and the stars in the sky were exceptionally bright. In this background, Ender was sitting behind a fire, his face as white as jade against the red fire.

He noticed the sound of Wang Buer waking up, and looked over with starlight reflected in his eyes, "Buer, you woke up, do you want some water? Or something to eat?"

When Wang Buer went offline, he missed the meal, but Ander still didn't forget to leave a meal for him.

Knowing that Fuji likes to eat delicious food more than nutrient solution, Ander deliberately recalled what Fuji had done before and cooked some barbecue for him.

Even if he already understood that the real culprit who sent him to heaven was Ander, what could Wang Buer do?

It's not just about forgiving him!

Wang Buer sat down by the fire and said, "Let's eat first. Is there anything I can eat?"

Ender took out a packed square from the luggage behind him, opened it, and it was a dark unknown object, and Ender said confidently: "No, this is the barbecue I made, come and taste it. Bar."

At this moment, passing through the distant time, Ander and Wang Buer at this moment coincided with a famous couple in a famous book.

Zhang's father was seriously ill, and his wife kindly brought a bowl of boiled medicinal juice, and gently used a spoon to persuade her husband to take the medicine. She said, "Da Lang, it's time to take the medicine..."

Wang Buer: ...

What's going on with this seemingly poisonous thing!

Wang Buer looked terrified, is this for food?

Ander has tried his best to recall and reproduce Buer's movements, but the finished product he made is far from Buer.

but it does not matter!

Ender is very confident, he has already used a lot of seasonings brought out by Fuji, it must be delicious!

Considering that Bu Er was stunned by his actions, this special barbecue was Ender's compensation for Bu Er, so Ender didn't eat a single bite!All are left to Budu!

(￣_￣)

At this moment, Wang Buer thought very seriously, did Ander use this terrifying thing to send him away?

"Ander, have you eaten yourself?" Wang Buer asked calmly.

Ender replied: "Of course not, no two, I specially prepared this for you, you must be terrified, eat it quickly."

Wang Buer declined: "No, no, it's just that the Internet at home is not good, so I was disconnected. In fact, there is no problem. Let's eat together! Let's eat together..."

The internet at home is not good...

Even a three-year-old child wouldn't believe this excuse, okay?

Even the barren and small planets with corners and corners like Garbage Star have achieved the popularization of the star network. Where is the network that is not good in the alliance!

It's already too late for disconnected Dafa!

The kindness is hard to give up, and Ander brought the pitch-black thing to his mouth. Wang Buer had no reason to refuse, so he was so cruel that he bit it down.

Coke knows it.

That's the taste.

Wang Buer didn't know how Ander managed to make such a large piece of meat carbonized from the outside to the inside.

That charred bitter, sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty taste.

Wang Buer took a sip of water and flushed the contents of his mouth, "Ander, I think you may not be suitable for cooking. In the future..."

Wang Buer couldn't help sobbing, "Leave the cooking to me!"

Wang Buer doesn't want to eat such a horrible thing again!

"Is it hard to eat?" Ander looked at the pitch black in his hand, and suddenly put it into his mouth, so suddenly that Wang Buer didn't even react.

"Ender, spit it out!"

Wang Buer was born in a barren garbage star, and he would never waste recyclable resources, but even such a Wang Buer couldn't muster up the courage to eat this piece of black paint.

Ander actually ate the whole thing!

Is it really okay?

Wang Buer has already noticed that Ander's eyes have lost focus!

"Ander!" Wang Buer rushed up and put a pillow behind the slowly falling Ander, "Can you hear me? Ender!"

Ander's eyes were in a trance, as if he was looking at Wang Buer, but he didn't seem to be looking at him, as if his soul was no longer in his body...

……

I don't know how long it took, and Ander was shocked, and his consciousness finally returned to his body. He left a deep psychological shadow on the blackness just now.

There was still fear in his eyes.

"It's really unpalatable, Bu Er!" Ander was very confused. He didn't understand why he could create a sky and a ground even though he had learned the movements of Bu Er.

Thinking of that smell now, Ender felt a urge to vomit deep in his throat.

Seeing An De who was about to vomit, Wang Buer felt empathy and handed him a water, "Just drink some water."

However, Wang Buer was very skeptical about Ander's barbecue skills. Before Ander...

How do you spend your time playing escape games?

Seeing how he dislikes his craft so much, doesn't he look like someone who has eaten this kind of thing?

"Generally, it can end quickly, so there is no need to eat... In special cases, if it takes a long time, then bring some nutrient solution..."

If Wang Buer understood correctly, Ander meant that if there is no nutrient solution, just rely on starvation?

Are all of you masters like this?

Wang Buer suddenly couldn't bear to look directly at those strong men.

Ander tried to save himself, "No two, I didn't go hungry, but relied on the energy accumulated in my body in advance..."

Wang Buer asked, "Then are you hungry?"

"……hungry……"

Even before starting, I deliberately eat a lot of food to store energy in the cells, but...

Whether you are hungry or not has nothing to do with this stuff!

To some extent, there was no food, no nutrient solution, and Ender survived by starvation...

I don't know what happened, but Ander suddenly felt that he was so pitiful.

Wang Buer stroked the child's hair sympathetically, and stuffed him with two nutrient solutions.

Just two nutrient solutions, Wang Buer can still afford it.

Wang Buer suddenly recalled that when he first set off, Ander was careful and careful.

Don't blame the children, they are all forced.

A cat is a kind of creature that can climb up the ladder. Once it finds that your attitude is not firm, he can run on your head and slap you, Ender...

Apparently there is also a tendency to do so.

Although it wasn't as exaggerated as Yilai stretched out his hand and Fanlai opened his mouth, but...

He seems to have become a fat man raised by Wang Buer in captivity...

┓(′?`)┏

Looking at this trend, Ender might want to be named Jiaojiao Ander Jin Sipang!

And this novel, it is estimated that the name will be changed.

Is "The Overlord's Perfect Gold Fatty" okay?