Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Before committing suicide, Ender would never have imagined that the retribution would come so quickly, and it would come wave after wave!

He originally thought that his stomach pain was over, but he didn't expect that there would be a follow-up.

Stomach pain belongs to stomach pain, and mouth belongs to mouth. Stomach pain will not affect the mouth to eat, so Ender asked Wang Buer expectantly, "What's for dinner?" Accustomed to it, Ander quickly learned this essence within a short period of time when he came into contact with Wang Buer!

He even wants to evolve three meals a day, afternoon tea and supper into five meals a day, afternoon tea and supper!

During the conversation, Ender kept alluding to the big red bird that was clearly placed nearby.

This little thought!

It couldn't be more obvious, okay?

Wang Buer didn't refuse, and agreed with a smile, "Then let's make chicken chop rice at noon. By the way, An De, you are not feeling well, so you don't need to help."

Hearing what Wang Buer said, Ander felt guilty for a moment, peeked outside with small eyes, and there was no movement, which should mean safety.

Then he replied to Wang Buer: "No need, Buer, you can't make so many chicken chops by yourself, let me help you."

Although An De is not good at cooking, he has a lot of experience as a tool man!

If you want to cut the meat, you can cut the meat, and if you want to pick it up, you can pick it up. The action is crisp and never sloppy.

Wang Buer looked at Ander with pity. He had never seen such a self-inflicted person. He had already told him to rest, but he still rushed over to help?

Are you so hardworking?

Anyway, he can't eat this chicken chop.

People who eat bad stomachs cannot eat such greasy things to further damage the fragile stomach.

Although this is just a little experience of human beings, it should be able to be used by the people of Meri.

After all, in terms of eating ice cream and eating bad stomachs, the Meili people are highly similar to humans.

A large oil pan was set up, and a large bucket of oil was lifted by Ander, who poured tons and tons of oil into it. After the oil was heated, Wang Buer pinched the prepared chicken chops with his hands and rolled them into the batter. Bring to a boil, then drop into the frying pan.

The first time he saw Wang Buer do this, Ander was shocked!

That oil looks so hot!No, you are not afraid!

Wang Buer: ...

Never touched a ball...

By the way, didn't you come to help?

Hurry up and scoop up these half-cooked chicken chops!

Hiding so far away, how afraid are you that the oil will jump on you!

Ender: ...

He feels that his body is very uncomfortable, so can I take a rest...

Wang Buer: No.

The strategic retreat failed, and Ander could only hide behind Wang Buer tremblingly, with one hand stretched out, reluctantly grabbing chicken chops.

Wang Buer wasn't tired at first, but seeing An De's appearance, he felt tired for him!

Finally, the chicken chops were fried, and An De was fine, so Wang Buer let out a sigh of relief.

The chicken chops are fried, and everything else is easy to talk about.

Wang Buer made a cold dish with vegetables, hot, sour and very appetizing, served with a bowl of rice and a bowl of broth made from leftover red bird bones. This is Wang Buer's small restaurant. Chicken steak set meal.

There is no ketchup here, and Wang Buer boiled it himself.

According to his taste, the tomato sauce is more acid than sweet.

When Wang Buer was cooking the tomato sauce, the sweet smell wafted out, and An De couldn't help but sneak a bite, this kind of sweet sauce should not poke him too much!

he can!

Thinking that this sauce will be poured on chicken chops later, Ender can really do it!

Wang Buer couldn't satisfy the black hole appetite of the two Meri stars, and Wang Buer couldn't satisfy the two Meri stars even more. He finally realized this, so he gave up completely.

There are as many meals as there are ingredients.

They could eat them all anyway.

As for whether they can eat enough, they will never let themselves go hungry.

Freed from the endless culinary hell, Wang Buer even had the time to make a plate.

Press the rice in the bowl, and then put it on the plate, and the semi-circular shape of the rice will come out, and then put a piece of golden and crispy chicken chop next to it, and put a big lump of rice next to the chicken chop Cold dishes, red tomato sauce draw a few lines on the chicken chops.

Simply perfect!

Wang Buer made four copies in total, and Ender silently counted the number, and there was no two, he, grandfather, father, and mother each got one copy, so it was five copies.

But the fourth was finished, but the fifth was gone. Ander reminded Wang Buer, "Buer, all of us add up to five."

Wang Buer glanced at the four servings of chicken chops that An De pointed at, and nodded, "Yes, the amount is correct."

He took out a tasteless nutrient solution from behind, tapped his finger on the four chicken steaks, "One, two, three, four." Then he stopped on the tasteless nutrient solution, "This is five."

It was the first time Ender's intuition gave him such a strong warning!

That five!That five!

It can't be him!

Murphy's Law of human beings, even the people of Meri Star cannot escape!

Wang Buer pronounced the sentence coldly and ruthlessly, "You have spoiled your stomach and can't eat chicken chops. You can just eat this nutrient solution for these two days."

Ander still wanted to struggle to the death, pretending that he didn't eat bad stomach at all, so Wang Buer slapped Ander's stomach.

So good to die, Ender's stomach growled.

Ender: ...

Wang Buer: ...

"Do you still want to explain?"

"Gone……"

Ander sat on the dining table with sad eyes, sucking the nutrient solution, and looked at the four people eating chicken chops opposite.

That look really affects my appetite!

Grandpa An De waved his hand in annoyance, trying to drive An De away, "Go, go! Don't look at me with such eyes, the food won't taste good."

Ander was even more sad!

It was obviously the red bird he brought back!

He's all hurt!

Why can't he eat a bite!

He also said that his eyes were strange!I can see that their food is not delicious!

fraud!They are all liars!

They are still delicious!

Ander was even more aggrieved.

Wang Buer pretended not to see it. In the kitchen just now, the scene of him pressing his hand against An De's stomach was seen by An De's mother. Auntie successfully misunderstood it!

Wang Buer tried his best to explain clearly!

He is just an ordinary human being, without the ability to impregnate Ender!

Not now, nor in the future!

When he tried his best to explain, Ander was still dragging his feet, Wang Buer was very tired, and now he just wanted to eat and didn't want to talk.

But his craft is too good!

The chicken chops are sliced ​​very thick, and it's super satisfying to bite into!You can even see the texture of the chicken when you bite it open, plus the crispy coat and sweet tomato sauce, oh~

If you like something, you must eat it first!

After Wang Buer finished eating the chicken chops, only the rice and cold dishes were left. He put the rice into the broth, made it into rice with soup and ate it with a spoon.

In terms of food, all the Meri stars present here can't compare to Wang Buer!

They imitate Wang Buer's way of eating, after a mouthful of soup and rice, they put a pair of chopsticks on cold salad!

Oh yo!

Cool!

Ander became even more sad...

I just feel so pitiful and helpless that no one sympathizes with him at all!

These people have no relationship between father and son, mother and son, grandparents!They only cared about their own happiness, but they didn't think about why their little grandson couldn't eat it!

Grandpa Ender: Why do you have to think so much?If you don't eat, I can eat one more bite!hapiness!

Father Ender: Same as above.

Ender's mother: Same as above.

Wang Buer: He didn't come up, but he felt sorry for Ander.

Ander felt aggrieved, and without eating a bite of meat, he secretly came to Wang Buer, hoping that he would give him a little treat.

When Wang Buer looked at Ander's eyes, he didn't know how to describe it. It was Wang Buer who refused to let you eat!

Why do you still think of asking Wang Buer to open a small stove for you?

Ender acted a little silly, but in essence he wasn't. Of course he knew that Wang Buer wouldn't prescribe something to him, but wasn't it because of his stomachache?

His stomach ache in reality doesn't mean he has a stomach ache in the game!

Isn't it fun to take Fuji to open a small stove in the game!

Ender: "I beg you."

Wang Buer: ...

"Okay, but I will choose the game."

Wang Buer chose a very small game, which is also an escape game. However, this escape game just came out. What kind of college is it? According to archaeological data, an escape game was restored. Games, not a style.

Wang Buer really wanted to try it, anyway, he had time.

I made a mistake in my previous estimate and asked for a month and a half of leave. Only when it arrived did I realize that Ender's coming-of-age ceremony didn't take that long at all, but the leave was already taken!

Do you think that Wang Buer is a good student who will go back to school to sell his vacation after the matter is over?

not at all!

He wants to be happy!

Of course, use the extra time to have fun!

Don't waste time off!

Passing the final exam at [-], Wang Buer is a person who is easily satisfied, as long as he is [-], any extra point is a waste!

Ender had no reason to refuse for chicken chops, so...

They entered this game called "Scary".

As soon as he entered the game and opened his eyes, Wang Buer found something different. In the escape games he played before, the login points were all in primitive and natural environments, but this time, there were some simple buildings.

Although it is still an ancient building compared to now, it has improved a lot compared to those thatched cottages!

At least it is no longer pure physical knowledge, but complex physical knowledge.

Wang Buer and Ander appeared in front of a gate. Of course, according to the usual practice, Wang Buer started a live broadcast, blocked the barrage, and enjoyed the happiness of being alone.

According to the style of the building, it should have a history of a thousand years from now. Wang Buer and Ander wore the same clothes, and there were the same words and icons on the chest, which were the same as the words on the big pillar in front of them.

Xx Middle School.

Wang Buer and Ander's game characters this time are the students of this middle school.

This game is an escape game, the main gameplay is escape, but Ender's purpose is not to play games!

He is here for dinner!

He rolled up his sleeves, said goodbye to Wang Buer happily, and then ran away!

He wants to catch chickens!

Wang Buer: ...

Then before Ender comes back, let him play for a while.

Without even thinking about it, Wang Buer reached out to touch the door. As soon as he touched the metal door, the door creaked and opened automatically.

Wang Buer didn't feel anything wrong at all. Isn't the automatic gate a normal thing?He has them at home, not to mention public facilities like schools.

Even though there was no one in the [-]-meter radius, and it seemed a little desolate, he walked straight into the school without fear.

This is the result of poor study.

Wang Buer didn't know that in the era of the game, although automatic doors had appeared, the school still used manual gates, and...

Automatic doors don't look like this at all!

Without Ander by his side, coupled with the inexplicably lonely atmosphere, Wang Buer's back was a little hairy. He opened the barrage body protection, and seeing so many people accompanying him, Wang Buer felt much better.

Then the system sent him a message, probably a mission reminder, asking him to explore the school and investigate several key locations.

The gameplay is a bit strange.

There is no map without a map, what can we call exploration with a map, so Wang Buer wandered here like a headless chicken while chatting with the audience.

Then, he was reminded by the audience that he was lost...

Wang Buer: ...

how can that be possible!

"That Class [-], Grade [-], you have already passed by three times."

Wang Buer: ...

It seems... that's how it is...

Are schools all this confusing?

The buildings are so highly similar, the only thing special is the class logo next to the gate.

But it's useless.

Wang Buer turned out, turned in, turned out, turned in. He had come in three times and out, but he hadn't turned out of these two buildings yet.

Anyway, the task is to explore the school, so explore it.

Where is Tan not Tan?

Wang Buer turned a corner and entered the third and second class of the senior high school.

It can be seen that no one has been to this class for a long time, and the desk is covered with a thick layer of dust.

But inside each desk, there are a lot of books, test papers, and black writing on the papers.

Wang Buer didn't see anything wrong, he turned his head and went to the next door.

Next door is Class [-] of Senior Three, which is similar to this place, so you don’t need to look at it specially. The next door is the teacher’s office.

Wang Buer chuckled.

The teacher's secret base.

Work hard!