Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

"Uncle Wang, what's for dinner?"

The team members who came in with Wang Buer hooked their shoulders were already familiar with this place, and they took the initiative to take the bowl and chopsticks as soon as they came in, and they were not reserved at all.

"Two meat and one vegetarian, plus a soup with rice, the meat is sweet and sour pork ribs and chili stir-fried pork, the vegetarian is cold salad with three shreds, and the soup is tomato and egg soup." Seeing these children come in, Wang Buyi rejoiced that he When cooking, a large bucket of rice was specially steamed.

Otherwise there is simply not enough to eat.

"Great!"

After eating delicious meals, the team leader burst into tears, how much he loves Chinese history!When you eat these Chinese delicacies, you will love them even more!

But when I think about it, after more than a month, Uncle Wang will go back...

The food in this mouth is even more precious.

No!

In order to continue to eat Huaxia cuisine in the future, the group leader had to think of a way, so he suggested to Wang Buyi: "Uncle Wang, why don't you just stay here, you see we all like to eat your cooking .”

"But the restaurant on Tata Star..." Wang Buyi couldn't let go of it!

The foundation of his small restaurant business is there, and he has also signed a supply agreement with the spaceship transportation company. Although it is still in the name of a small restaurant, in fact, there is already a prototype of a food processing factory.

Although Wang Buyi always complains that Wang Buer finds him work and keeps him busy to death, in fact, Wang Buyi actually enjoys it a little bit.

Still the same sentence, isn't the sound of the wallet puffing up nice?

Wang Buyi is struggling here, but they have already started chatting over there, talking about the new expansion they are working on now. This is the first time Wang Buer has participated in the production of this kind of game, and it feels quite novel.

The name of this new expansion has not yet been decided. The background is during the war. Cruel wars caused a large number of people to die in foreign lands. In the Chinese concept, after death, people have to return to their roots and return to their hometown. Otherwise, just It will become a wandering spirit, and there will be no peace even after death.

So a profession was born in this way, corpse chaser.

Wang Buer's work some time ago was translating documents about the corpse hunters. Many documents exist in the form of novels, and the materials related to the corpse hunters are all hidden in these novels.

Wang Buer not only had to translate it, but also screened the information.

But none of the above is the most important thing, the important thing is...

Those novels are too good to read!

How did they come up with such a plot!

Wang Buer never thought that it would turn out like this!

If it weren't because these novels were too good-looking, Wang Buer couldn't stop, how could he get rid of his salty fish nature and be as productive as a sow?

However, these novel-type materials only accounted for 40.00% of all materials. After completing this part of the work, Wang Buer's enthusiasm for work began to cool down...

Fortunately, he was not alone in the translation work. He cooperated with other team members and finally completed the translation work, and then entered the game creation stage.

Wang Buer didn't quite understand it either, but the team member in charge of this part is the real liver emperor. In three weeks, he made a rough prototype and came out.

In fact, at this time, the game can already run, so we have to send internal testers to catch bugs and fix bugs. When there are basically no major problems, we can fill in all the remaining work and become a complete game. game.

As for the selection of internal testers...

Because there are too few members in the production team, everyone who can move must go!

"If you can get some volunteers, you can be replaced." If not...

Then you'll have to do it yourself!

The team leader ruthlessly drove everyone into the holographic cabin, where the expansion piece they had temporarily called "Scary 3" had already been installed.

Compared with the previous two expansion packs, the new expansion pack has made innovations and added the concept of faction. Players can freely choose their own race. Race does not represent the camp. Even if you choose a zombie, you can also choose to become a [-]-year-old boy , with a very high degree of freedom.

Everyone else had already entered the expansion pack slowly, but Wang Buer was still waiting outside. Before the team leader found out about his behavior, the person Wang Buer was waiting for finally arrived.

Because he had to accept the link application sent by Wang Buer, Ander was a little slower.

"Buer, you are so busy recently." Knowing that Buer is going to study, he also joined the school's research team. There are a lot of things to do, and he can't stay in the game every day like before. Ander hasn't been with Wang Buer for a long time. Play the game.

It doesn't feel good to play alone.

Wang Buer felt guilty for a while, he was really busy, but being busy and not being able to play games could not be equated at all.

The reason why Wang Buer has never been on the game is just because...

Those ancient Chinese novels that I discovered by accident were a bit too good-looking, and Wang Buer couldn't control it...

snubbed Ender.

But it doesn't matter, Wang Buer has found a solution!

He wants fish and bear's paw!

But let's go ahead with the game now, Wang Buer has received a message from the team leader, asking him why he hasn't come in yet.

Both Wang Buer and Ander chose races, and became two little zombies with blank faces. As soon as they became little zombies, Wang Buer found that his teeth were very long, and they grew outside his mouth.

He wanted to reach out and touch it, but the zombie's limbs were stiff, and Wang Buer's hand couldn't touch his teeth.

But do you think Wang Buer would admit defeat like this?

Then you may be the first day to know Wang Buer.

Wang Buer couldn't touch his own teeth, so could he still be unable to touch Ander's teeth?

Ander was much taller than Wang Buer, because his body was stiff, and Ander couldn't bend down, so Wang Buer thought of a way, he asked Ander to stand beside the stone, and he stood on the stone, so that he could touch Reached?

The only problem is that Wang Buer's limbs are a little uncoordinated, and the rock is also a little slippery. Wang Buer either couldn't jump up, or jumped up, and then slipped off the rock and fell.

Fortunately, it is now a zombie body, so I can't feel pain, otherwise, Wang Buer's butt would be green with this blow!

Seeing Wang Buer's hard work, Ander stretched out his hand straight, grabbed Wang Buer's creaking hole, and lifted him up with a little sex.

Wang Buer was on eye level with Ander, and finally stroked Ender's canine contentedly.

It's not a big deal, but it's satisfying!

Feeling that Wang Buer has not moved here, he thought it was a bug, and the team leader who rushed over to check the situation, just found a pair of stupid couples.

That action is really silly enough...

The group leader doesn't admit that he is sour, isn't he the target?

Make no one the same.

He will find one right away and test it with him!

Kissing, hugging, holding high and so on have to come together!

Wang Buer: ...

Then you work hard, we will not bother you.

Wang Buer and Ander held hands, and the two jumped up and down together, leaving the team leader alone.

Although this is a very crude place, the water doesn't flow, and the flowers don't smell good, but Wang Buer and An De insisted on treating this place as an amusement park, and had a wonderful date.

Other team members: We don't feel happy at all!

Forget about the hard work, why is there a pair of idiot lovers dangling around there!

If Bu Er is obsessed with dating, regardless of work, they can confidently let Bu Er concentrate on work, but!

These two people can find a lot of bugs when they are in love!

This is too much!

Either talk about love, or work hard, can't you choose one and finish it seriously!

Are you happy working in dating!

Wang Buer Ande: We are very happy.

Although in the eyes of others, Wang Buer and Ander are dating at work, but in the eyes of Wang Buer and Ander, they are dating at work.

The same five words, but changing the position, the feeling is completely different.

One reduces the pleasure of dating, and the other increases motivation at work.

This is why Wang Buer can still find so many bugs.

well said...

It seems reasonable!

The group leader was a bit persuaded, and he began to consider whether to let the group members call their partners over to be volunteers, dating at work, you deserve it.

Other team members: ...

Team leader, can you wake up?

When did our group of singles find a partner!

The prerequisite for dating at work is that you have to have a partner!

Team leader, can you send it to us?

Group leader:……

I haven't sent it back to you?

dreaming?

Having been single for a long time, but still unable to get out of the single, the team leader decided to secretly contact Bu Er after get off work and ask him what is his secret to getting out of the single!

One dares to teach and the other dares to learn.

The secret of Wang Buer getting out of the singles is the drawbridge effect!

Group leader:? ? ?

This is what Wang Buer learned from reading novels recently, and he can check the specific meaning by himself. When Wang Buer saw these four words, he thought of himself.

I wondered for a second whether my feelings for Ander were due to the drawbridge effect.

But he quickly slapped himself.

Why is the suspension bridge effect so noble!

Wang Buer is simply greedy for Ander's body!

Look at Ender's face!Look at his waist again!his shoulders!His abs!

Do you think the screen is a bit dirty?Come and let me lick!

To sum it up in four words, it starts with beauty and ends with love.

But the drawbridge effect, in which, played a catalytic role.

If it wasn't for the suspension bridge effect, Wang Buer might have waited a long time before he realized how degraded he was and greedy for Ander's body!

Of course, I can't talk about the specific details. In short, make good use of the emotional catalyst of the suspension bridge effect, whether you are a girlfriend or a boyfriend, you can do it!

The group leader walked away half-believingly, and after half a month, he took another person's hand.

Other team members: ? ? ?

Can an old dog who has been single for thousands of years get out of the single?

What love book is so useful!

Team leader, I am your dear team member, can you share with me?

Team leader: Give me the best advice, thank you for taking it away.

So Wang Buer somehow became a senior emotional expert.

Wang Buer: Why don't I know?

But it's a little effort, if you help, you can help, anyway, everyone has helped him a lot.

The little zombie npc that Wang Buer was working on recently was taught how to make it. He made two little zombies and set up their personalities and languages ​​with Ender...

It can be said that these two little zombies are Wang Buer and Ander in the game, or they are the sons of Wang Buer and Ander.

When these two npcs turned on their intelligence, the first thing they saw when they opened their eyes was each other, and the first thing they did was to pull each other's hand.

Wang Buer did not abuse his power, he just made it convenient for him within his power.

All the npcs in the game are played by artificial intelligence, and the characters of artificial intelligence are set by these production team members.

Making an artificial intelligence similar to myself and putting it in the game can be regarded as a small easter egg of the production team.

Knowing this, Wang Buer asked casually, does the pheasant god in the Xiaoshan Village expansion pack have a prototype?

Because the team leader was obsessed with love, he skipped work inadvertently. Then someone secretly told Wang Buer that the pheasant god's true identity...

It's the team leader.

The npcs in the school expansion pack are actually set according to the personalities of the production team members. The night traveler is the team leader, and the female ghost in the library is...

Because the npc in the school expansion piece is a bit too miserable, I feel a little bit empathetic.

In the Xiaoshan Village expansion pack, everyone was reluctant to make this little easter egg, and in the end they had to be the team leader, and it turned out...

This decision is really wise!

Wang Buer: ...