Is it that difficult to rely on the gold master?

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"The guest we invited today is - Theme!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

Looking at the "Hot Death" light sign held by the fans under the auditorium, Fang Qi cast a displeased glance at Ye Lan beside him.

It's your fault!

ha?Ye Lan felt innocent, what did he do wrong?It was Fang Qire himself who posted on Weibo suggesting that fans changed their names!Besides, the new fan name is not bad, and the name Resi is resounding and thunderous. He thinks the change is very good, a hundred times better than Reyoumei, which sounds like a curse.

"Hi everyone, I am the silent Xiaoyi."

"Hello everyone, I am a well-behaved little two."

"Hi everyone, I am the obedient mistress."

"We are Theme—"

They are now recording the well-known old domestic talk show "We Don't Talk Nonsense". People sat down opposite Lu Hua in the order of slogans.

Lu Hua smiled: "Let's ask the three of you to introduce yourself first."

After speaking, the camera shifted from her to the three of them. Yan Weishi spoke first, "My name is Yan Weishi. I'm the captain of Theme and also responsible for dance, rap, lead singer, acting, fashion, and appearance."

Lu Hua was puzzled: "Responsible for so many responsibilities, in fact, you are enough for your group."

Yes, that's right!

In fact, Ye Lan also thinks so. He has always admired Yan Weishi since he knew that the eight-athlon team was in charge of almost all the roles at the beginning of his debut. He could make a solo debut, but dragged two useless wastes with only faces to form a group. Others are fairies in the world. Weishi is the truth, kindness and beauty in the world, poverty alleviation in the world, and a charity organization in the world.

"Only Brother Weishi should not be called a group but a solo." Fang Qiran smiled sweetly and sweetly, complaining but mercilessly, "My name is Fang Qire, and I am the youngest member of Theme three. I'm also in charge of being the center and being cute, the older sisters are also happier seeing me today than you are."

Immediately, there was a burst of mother loves you son, the cutest sister fainted, and I was crying again. Ye Lan felt that Fang Qire was a bit greasy, so he sat three centimeters away silently. Fang Qire found out and sat on his buttocks on his lap.

"Hello!" Ye Lan glanced at the camera, squeezed his throat, his whole body was trembling, "Live broadcast."

Facing the strange gazes from the audience and the photographer, Fang Qire was very calm, "My brother's thighs are more comfortable."

Comfort your sister!Ye Lan wanted to force Fang Qire to go down, Lu Hua pretended not to see the interaction between the two, and continued to talk to the target guest: "Qi Nuo, I'm actually curious about your name, why is it called Qi Nuo instead of Ba Leng? "

Fang Qire didn't answer, but instead asked Lu Hua, "I'm just curious, why doesn't my sister have a five-character name?"

"A five-letter name?"

"For example, Luhua peanut oil."

Why don't you say that Lu Zhishen beats the dog? Ye Lan, a sand sculpture enthusiast, dismissed this kind of old meme, but Fang Qire realized that after shaking the burden, the audience laughed and applauded. Although Lu Hua's face was ugly, he was still very professional The boast of morality is hot and cute.

Lu Hua: "You are so cute."

Fang Qire: "There is no need to say something that the whole country knows."

Lu Hua: "Hahaha, then I want to praise something that audiences across the country don't know. You have a beard and are very manly."

Fang Qire: "My sister also has a beard, and my sister is also very manly."

Lu Hua: "Maybe we can become brothers."

Fang Qire: "My sister's height can only reach my waist when a brother can hug me."

Lu Hua: "I heard that you have a lot of rumored girlfriends..."

Fang Qire: "There are many, including my sister. Sister, don't be surprised why there is you, because of the scandal, the essence is to write nonsense, and if you ask it, it is called nonsense."

God, what the hell is this talk, if we continue talking Ye Lan suspected that Lu Hua and Fang Qire would fight each other on the spot, pinched Fang Qire who was sitting on his lap, he wanted to silence Fang Qire, Fang Qire ignored it His actions, so he turned his head and signaled Yan Weishi to stop Fang Qire's poisonous tongue with his eyes, Yan Weishi mouthed and told him: It's very interesting.

Ye Lan really couldn't stand it anymore, Fang Qire was also his boyfriend anyway, he didn't want Fang Qire to continue to reveal his true personality with his venomous tongue, he hesitated a little, and interrupted the conversation between the two.

"Sister Lu Hua, I feel like the show will be over before I introduce myself!"

Just now, Lu Hua remembered that there was another member who hadn't introduced himself, so she hurriedly stopped chatting with Fang Qire and asked him to introduce himself.

"My name is Ye Lan. I'm a member of Theme. I don't do anything. Thank you for your support."

"You really don't have any memory except your face."

"I also think..." Ye Lan scratched her head in embarrassment, Fang Qire couldn't bear to see him being ridiculed, and hurriedly fought back, "My sister also has no memory except her hairstyle."

"Call me mom, I don't have a brother like you."

"If my sister is as beautiful as my mother, I will definitely call her mother..."

Lu Hua and Fang Qire's yin and yang mutual attack lasted for half an hour before it ended. Fortunately, Fang Qire was only poisonous and did not lose his temper, and the two did not fight each other on stage.

It's just that the expressions of the two of them at the end, under the handshake words forced by the director using a teleprompter, still made Ye Lan's heart jump with fright.

After answering the album-related questions, the script proceeded to the members' private questions, so Lu Hua began to ask those weird questions that she is best at.

"When was the first love of the three of you?"

Yan Weishi didn't even think about it, "Four years old."

Hearing that he was four years old, Fang Qire was unhappy, "Weishi, you actually fell in love in kindergarten without telling me?"

In the auditorium, a bunch of angry CP fans knocked on the candy, and Ye Lan also amplified his ears gossip.

"I didn't hide it from you," Yan Weishi denied that he was in love with Fang Qire, and patted Fang Qire's head, "Because my first love was you."

Yan Weishi's first love was Fang Qire? !

The camera, lighting, radio host, and the auditorium quietly moved two meters closer to the two of them, trying to hear more gossip, but Ye Lan felt a little uncomfortable. Didn't Fang Qire, a big pig's hoof, say that he had never been in a relationship?Why did Yan Weishi say that his first love was with Fang Qi?fraud!The mad CP is really mad at him now!

"Huh? When did we two fall in love?" Fang Qire was puzzled, and Yan Weishi explained, "In the kindergarten class that day, the teacher said that we would play house in groups to experience life. I will be in a group with you. I will be your mother dad."

It turned out to be like this, knowing that Fang Qire and Yan Weishi had never been in a relationship, Ye Lan quickly relaxed.

"This is a fart..." Fang Qire almost swears, but Ye Lan pinches his waist to stop him, "Is it fun to hide it, Brother Weishi, this is also a first love, just be happy."

"I'm happy." Yan Weishi expresses that he is very happy with a blank face. The fire in Fang Qire's eyes is burning. Ye Lan is afraid that Fang Qire will impulsively show his rich curse skills in front of the people of the whole country, and hastily hinted at Lu Hua. say.

"Sister, sister!"

"Oh, what about Qire and Ye Lan's first love? When was it? Is it as early as Weishi?"

"I am now."

"Now?"

"Qireng, haven't you ever been in love, don't say it..." Ye Lan thought that Fang Qire was going to blow up his relationship, and wanted to stop him, but Fang Qire was not so romantic, so he turned his eyes to the audience, and he blinked , "Now that I met my fans and sisters, I have my first love."

There was a riot in the auditorium, and the voice of not being a mother/sister/grandmother/daughter/aunt/old die-hard fan was particularly loud.

Lu Hua: "Where's Ye Lan?"

Ye Lan's first love is also now, but he can't tell fans that he is digesting internally with his teammates. After serious thinking, he told the camera very sincerely.

"I am now too. My first love is all my lazy fans. I love you all! It is said that I don't have [-] fans in the whole network. Although it is sad, I will work hard to attract fans. When my fan group breaks to [-] people On that day, be sure to send me a private message to let me know, and I will book a banquet with eight dishes and two soups in the big hotel for you to celebrate!"

The studio was stunned for a few seconds, and then intermittent laughter began. Fang Qire and Yan Weishi hugged Yelan with special distress and pity.

Yan Weishi: "Will two soups be too little?"

Fang Qire: "Brother, let me add some dishes for you."

Ye Lan has tens of thousands of live fans on the whole network, and he immediately became the number one in the hot search list when the live broadcast was here, and the marketing account and passers-by took screenshots and forwarded him as funny, and TV viewers thought he was a poor boy, one of the few Fans say he is simple and simple, and fans of his teammates are scolding him for being an airborne chicken who doesn't know how to deliberately pretend to be pure to steal the scene to gain attention.

While waiting at the airport, Fang Qire and Yan Weishi's fans directly insulted him as a scheming bitch. Although he was stopped by the bodyguard assistant, he still couldn't resist the constant scolding.

@热妈: Is it too hard to pretend to be a fool? !You don't know what the hell you got into the regiment?All the program attention has been robbed by you!

@狗不理狗: I didn’t expect that there are still people who rely on the mentally handicapped to become a position these days [smile][smile][smile]

@颜团子吃听听听: I advise you to be kind, be a foot-washing maid and don’t try to turn some crooked ways against the wind, be careful that I will kill you.

@shihfxnir: Hupu just selected you as the first female male boy group, congratulations [嘻嘻]

Looking at the comments, Ye Lansang couldn't even raise his head. Fang Qire wanted to hug him into his arms to comfort him, but he glanced at the three sisters who were clapping wildly around them from the corner of his eye, and cautiously refused.

"It's not good to be photographed."

"CP fans are just taking pictures of CP," Yun Dan said lightly, Fang Qire silently recited "One Two Three" and Yan Weishi posed for a few actions wearing the same pair of headphones. "Just like me and Weishi, even if the members of the boy group kiss each other, they are only regarded as CP business."