Is it that difficult to rely on the gold master?
Chapter 18 Every Man Has the Possibility of Cheating and Leading the Square Dance
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"Have you finished showing off your ragged pajamas? Go back to bed after the show!" Dissatisfied with Ye Lan's compliments to other men, Fang Qire threw salt to drive Yan Weishi away.
"I'm not showing off." Yan Weishi refused to admit that he had the mentality of staying up most of the night to show his pajamas to his teammates. Ye Lan, who looked with that iceberg poker face, would believe it. You don't need to draft a lie.
"Then why are you turning around at the door?"
"The wind is so strong that it blows me around."
"Ants won't be able to fly with this wind, so it can move you?" Fang Qire poured all the salt at Yan Weishi's feet, and said angrily, "Get out, I'm going to close the door and create a human with Ye Lan!"
"Don't close the door yet," Yan Weishi got serious, "I have urgent business with Ye Lan."
After finishing speaking, he directly walked over Fang Qire and walked to Ye Lan, "Ye Lan."
"Say something urgent!"
"Your dad asked me to ask you why you didn't answer the phone."
"Don't answer the phone? My phone is not at hand..." Ye Lan remembered that Fang Qire had thrown his phone into the trash can and hadn't picked it up yet. He went to pick it up right away!Thinking of him getting up and putting on his slippers, he suddenly realized something was wrong.
"My dad asked you to ask me?"
"Ah."
"Why did my dad ask you?!"
"Call up."
"Do you still have contact information?" When his father called Yan Wei, he asked him why he didn't answer the phone?Ye Lan was startled after reacting, "You know my dad?!"
Fang Qire also felt something was wrong, "Wei Shi, you know my father-in-law?!"
"I don't know," Yan Weishi shook his head and explained to Ye Lan, "He couldn't get through to your phone number, so he tried to contact me, and wanted to find you through me."
As soon as Ye Lan heard it, he knew that Yan Weishi was lying. His father was a down-and-out retired courier. How many ways could he get in touch with Yan Weishi, the son of a big company boss and a member of a popular boy group idol?Can I get a business card in three or five years?It was less than two hours since his cell phone was thrown into the trash can, and his father was able to get Yan Weishi's cell phone number in such a short period of time, thanks to his supernatural powers.
"You are a big star! A rich second generation with a net worth of hundreds of millions! A popular idol! How can he contact you?"
"I don't know either. But he's in a hurry, and you'd better call him back as soon as possible."
"Okay... I'll call him back first."
"Where are you going? Don't you have your phone?" Fang Qire stopped him, and Ye Lan shook off his hand, "You threw your phone in the trash can! Remember to get a new one for me tomorrow."
There was no time to worry about how his father called Yan Weishi. Ye Lan hurriedly ran downstairs to the living room to pick up the mobile phone he had forgotten in the trash can. The screen was still on. Within two hours, there were 67 calls from Ye Bai. Missed call reminder.
Making so many calls?Nothing big will happen at home, right?Praying that nothing major happened, Ye Lan called back in a panic, and the call was connected soon. He hurriedly asked, "Hey, Dad, what do you need from me?"
"Woooooooooooooooooo..."
There was a strange woman's sobbing miserably from the other end of the phone, no man spoke, and the wind blew across his back, scaring Ye Lan almost to a heart attack.
"Hey! Who are you! Where are my parents!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
"say something!"
“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ye Lan had no choice but to hang up the phone and call the police urgently to ask the police for help about his parents suspected of being controlled by a female ghost. Before he could press the three numbers Yaoyaoling, his father called him again.
After hesitating for a long time, he gritted his teeth and answered.
"I don't care if you are Sadako, Kaya, Coconut, Orange, Orange, brother-in-law, let my parents talk! Otherwise, I will never..."
The other end of the phone laughed out loud, "Hey, you finally answered the phone, I thought you fell into the toilet and couldn't come out."
The person who answered the phone was not his cheap and vicious father but his beautiful mixed-race father, and Ye Lan's tone suddenly softened.
"mom?"
"..."
Seeing the silence on the other end of the phone, Ye Lan tried to call his beautiful father by his name.
"Lin Shiyu?"
"It's your father and me."
"Just now I heard a woman crying, who is it?"
"It's the heroine in the TV series who is crying, don't be afraid, we're fine."
Knowing that her parents were not controlled by the female ghost, Ye Lan was relieved. "It's fine."
"Ok!"
"I miss you so much, Mom."
"Give me a little respect for the eighteen centimeters of my lower body, don't call me mom or dad, be good."
"I need maternal love!"
"Is that why you lack maternal love?"
"Short, super short." Saying it once is not enough, Ye Lan has to repeat, "Super short!"
"Since you are so short, I will cheat on the square dance leader tomorrow and find you a stepmother who will come back and love you."
"Don't, don't, don't! I don't call you Mom anymore, Dad, why did you call me all of a sudden?"
"I want to ask when you can bring Fang Qire home for dinner!" Lin Shiyu's tone was expectant like a girl in Huaichun, Ye Lan was speechless for a while, why did Fang Qire call him so many times?Why not contact Yan Weishi to find him?
"Just for this?"
"What do you mean just because of this? You don't know that I like Fang Qire so much that I can't help myself. I cry every day watching his TV series, and lovesickly. I must meet the real person as soon as possible, or I will die!"
If they had just formed a group, it would be difficult to bring Fang Qire home, but now that Fang Qire is his boyfriend, it is easy to bring him home, there is no need to discuss it.
So Ye Lan confided his curiosity first, and planned to wait until he got back before responding to his father's request.
"Father, I'm curious about something. How do you have Yan Weishi's contact information? Do you know each other?"
"...His father is the uncle of the nephew of my classmate's comrade-in-arms. I asked his father for his contact information."
"So my family still has this relationship with Yan Weishi?"
"Yes," Lin Shiyu coughed on the other end of the phone, and obviously didn't want to talk about Yan Weishi's topic again, "Please tell me when you will bring Fang Qire home! The lakeside villa your father bought has been renovated Well, bring him here, we won't embarrass you."
"Let's think about it," Ye Lan asked, "do you have time tomorrow?" just as the manager gave them two days off when they were sent home today.
"Yes, we have plenty of time."
"Okay, where is your new house, I'll take him there tomorrow?"
"In Henan, we will drive to the airport to pick you up tomorrow."
The "lakeside villa" was really bought in Henan as he expected...Ye Lan found it both funny and sad.
"Well, see you at the airport tomorrow."
After making the phone call and going back to the second floor, Yan Weishi had already left, and Fang Qire was left alone in the room surfing the Internet. Instead of playing games, he was searching for one hundred ways to permanently remove chest hair. Just looking at Ye Lan felt chest pain, and hearing footsteps Fang Qire turned around, "What urgent matter does your father need you for?"
"It's not my father looking for me, it's my mother." After a pause, Ye Lan stepped forward and gently squeezed Fang Qire's shoulders, "Qire, do you have something to do tomorrow?"
If there is nothing to be courteous about, it is either adultery or stealing, and Ye Lan insists on being an actor or advertising to please people. Fang Qinuan understands it in his heart, but he still acts as if nothing happened.
"Yes, I will take you to the hospital."
"I'll go to the hospital another day. Will you come to my house for dinner tomorrow?"
"You are going to take me back to meet my parents so soon?" Fang Qire looked surprised, Ye Lan didn't know how to explain it, saying that he was not going to meet the parents, but he really wanted to bring Fang Qire to meet the parents.He said he was meeting his parents, but that's not what he meant.
"...It has nothing to do with us falling in love. My mother is your diehard fan, so I really want to see you."
"Your mother is very discerning."
"It's okay." Ye Lan felt that it would be blind for his mother to marry a man like his father who couldn't spit out ivory. "Then do you want to come to my house tomorrow?"
"why are you not going?"
After buying the air ticket, Ye Lan and Fang Qire, who had been tossing and tossing about sleeping in different beds until the early morning, went to Henan early the next morning. After getting off the plane, out of the few passengers, two dressed The guy who became a faceless man jumped at Ye Lan. Ye Lan didn't like watching cartoons, but he still had the illusion that his parents had turned into pigs.
Glancing at Fang Qire, who seemed to be disgusted by a psychopath beside him, he went up to meet him suspiciously. He couldn't understand why his parents put on a black cloth and a mask to go out, "Why are you two wrapped up like this?"
"The two of us have caught a cold and are afraid of contagion." Ye Bai said sullenly, and Lin Shiyu nodded accordingly. "that is."
"Then... don't you need to be so exaggerated?"
"How can you not be exaggerating, it would be bad if you infect Qi Fever!"
"Hypocrisy, you still hugged me to sleep with bronchitis last time."
"It doesn't matter if you are sick, you are in good health."
"Okay," Ye Lan was convinced by her parents' double standards.Lowering the brim of his hat, Fang Qire asked him secretly. "Ye Lan, who are these two strange people?"
"My parents."
"Don't tell me sooner?!" Fang Qire put away his foolish and disgusted look, and immediately greeted him sweetly, revealing two dimples. He looked cute and obedient, just a simple big boy, "Hello, uncle and aunt! I'm Fang Qire, nice to meet you."
Ye Bai: "Hello, hello, my lover has always liked you very much."
Lin Shiyu: "..."
It’s just that his aunt scared Fang Qire’s two fathers, only one dared to speak, and the other wanted to kick Ye Lan back into the surrogate’s womb. Feeling Lin Shiyu’s death gaze, Ye Lan hurriedly pushed his parents forward , "Let's go home quickly, let's talk when we get home!"
"When I was a child, my monthly pocket money was only [-] yuan. I bought three sets of new clothes in two years... By the time I was in high school, the shoes I wore were all unwanted by others. My entertainment was playing checkers and colored pens made of waste paper. I haven’t played with plasticine so far, my brother Su Guang’s extracurricular tutoring fees are earned by my part-time job, and I only got my first Nokia mobile phone when I was in college.”
Ye Lan talked with Fang Qire all the way about the poverty of his family and the hardships of his childhood. Hearing Fang Qire and the parents who drove the car, tears filled their eyes. After the seven heats, it will not be too unacceptable to see a mud house in a remote village next to a bald mountain and a stream.
"In order to see you, my dad broke his fortune and bought a small rough building next to the lake in the suburbs. When you come to my house later, don't be disgusted, because they have tried their best."
He talked too much, and Ye Lan didn't notice anything wrong with the rapidly changing scenery outside the car window.
When he got out of the car, he was dumbfounded by the huge luxury villa in front of him.
"Have you finished showing off your ragged pajamas? Go back to bed after the show!" Dissatisfied with Ye Lan's compliments to other men, Fang Qire threw salt to drive Yan Weishi away.
"I'm not showing off." Yan Weishi refused to admit that he had the mentality of staying up most of the night to show his pajamas to his teammates. Ye Lan, who looked with that iceberg poker face, would believe it. You don't need to draft a lie.
"Then why are you turning around at the door?"
"The wind is so strong that it blows me around."
"Ants won't be able to fly with this wind, so it can move you?" Fang Qire poured all the salt at Yan Weishi's feet, and said angrily, "Get out, I'm going to close the door and create a human with Ye Lan!"
"Don't close the door yet," Yan Weishi got serious, "I have urgent business with Ye Lan."
After finishing speaking, he directly walked over Fang Qire and walked to Ye Lan, "Ye Lan."
"Say something urgent!"
"Your dad asked me to ask you why you didn't answer the phone."
"Don't answer the phone? My phone is not at hand..." Ye Lan remembered that Fang Qire had thrown his phone into the trash can and hadn't picked it up yet. He went to pick it up right away!Thinking of him getting up and putting on his slippers, he suddenly realized something was wrong.
"My dad asked you to ask me?"
"Ah."
"Why did my dad ask you?!"
"Call up."
"Do you still have contact information?" When his father called Yan Wei, he asked him why he didn't answer the phone?Ye Lan was startled after reacting, "You know my dad?!"
Fang Qire also felt something was wrong, "Wei Shi, you know my father-in-law?!"
"I don't know," Yan Weishi shook his head and explained to Ye Lan, "He couldn't get through to your phone number, so he tried to contact me, and wanted to find you through me."
As soon as Ye Lan heard it, he knew that Yan Weishi was lying. His father was a down-and-out retired courier. How many ways could he get in touch with Yan Weishi, the son of a big company boss and a member of a popular boy group idol?Can I get a business card in three or five years?It was less than two hours since his cell phone was thrown into the trash can, and his father was able to get Yan Weishi's cell phone number in such a short period of time, thanks to his supernatural powers.
"You are a big star! A rich second generation with a net worth of hundreds of millions! A popular idol! How can he contact you?"
"I don't know either. But he's in a hurry, and you'd better call him back as soon as possible."
"Okay... I'll call him back first."
"Where are you going? Don't you have your phone?" Fang Qire stopped him, and Ye Lan shook off his hand, "You threw your phone in the trash can! Remember to get a new one for me tomorrow."
There was no time to worry about how his father called Yan Weishi. Ye Lan hurriedly ran downstairs to the living room to pick up the mobile phone he had forgotten in the trash can. The screen was still on. Within two hours, there were 67 calls from Ye Bai. Missed call reminder.
Making so many calls?Nothing big will happen at home, right?Praying that nothing major happened, Ye Lan called back in a panic, and the call was connected soon. He hurriedly asked, "Hey, Dad, what do you need from me?"
"Woooooooooooooooooo..."
There was a strange woman's sobbing miserably from the other end of the phone, no man spoke, and the wind blew across his back, scaring Ye Lan almost to a heart attack.
"Hey! Who are you! Where are my parents!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
"say something!"
“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ye Lan had no choice but to hang up the phone and call the police urgently to ask the police for help about his parents suspected of being controlled by a female ghost. Before he could press the three numbers Yaoyaoling, his father called him again.
After hesitating for a long time, he gritted his teeth and answered.
"I don't care if you are Sadako, Kaya, Coconut, Orange, Orange, brother-in-law, let my parents talk! Otherwise, I will never..."
The other end of the phone laughed out loud, "Hey, you finally answered the phone, I thought you fell into the toilet and couldn't come out."
The person who answered the phone was not his cheap and vicious father but his beautiful mixed-race father, and Ye Lan's tone suddenly softened.
"mom?"
"..."
Seeing the silence on the other end of the phone, Ye Lan tried to call his beautiful father by his name.
"Lin Shiyu?"
"It's your father and me."
"Just now I heard a woman crying, who is it?"
"It's the heroine in the TV series who is crying, don't be afraid, we're fine."
Knowing that her parents were not controlled by the female ghost, Ye Lan was relieved. "It's fine."
"Ok!"
"I miss you so much, Mom."
"Give me a little respect for the eighteen centimeters of my lower body, don't call me mom or dad, be good."
"I need maternal love!"
"Is that why you lack maternal love?"
"Short, super short." Saying it once is not enough, Ye Lan has to repeat, "Super short!"
"Since you are so short, I will cheat on the square dance leader tomorrow and find you a stepmother who will come back and love you."
"Don't, don't, don't! I don't call you Mom anymore, Dad, why did you call me all of a sudden?"
"I want to ask when you can bring Fang Qire home for dinner!" Lin Shiyu's tone was expectant like a girl in Huaichun, Ye Lan was speechless for a while, why did Fang Qire call him so many times?Why not contact Yan Weishi to find him?
"Just for this?"
"What do you mean just because of this? You don't know that I like Fang Qire so much that I can't help myself. I cry every day watching his TV series, and lovesickly. I must meet the real person as soon as possible, or I will die!"
If they had just formed a group, it would be difficult to bring Fang Qire home, but now that Fang Qire is his boyfriend, it is easy to bring him home, there is no need to discuss it.
So Ye Lan confided his curiosity first, and planned to wait until he got back before responding to his father's request.
"Father, I'm curious about something. How do you have Yan Weishi's contact information? Do you know each other?"
"...His father is the uncle of the nephew of my classmate's comrade-in-arms. I asked his father for his contact information."
"So my family still has this relationship with Yan Weishi?"
"Yes," Lin Shiyu coughed on the other end of the phone, and obviously didn't want to talk about Yan Weishi's topic again, "Please tell me when you will bring Fang Qire home! The lakeside villa your father bought has been renovated Well, bring him here, we won't embarrass you."
"Let's think about it," Ye Lan asked, "do you have time tomorrow?" just as the manager gave them two days off when they were sent home today.
"Yes, we have plenty of time."
"Okay, where is your new house, I'll take him there tomorrow?"
"In Henan, we will drive to the airport to pick you up tomorrow."
The "lakeside villa" was really bought in Henan as he expected...Ye Lan found it both funny and sad.
"Well, see you at the airport tomorrow."
After making the phone call and going back to the second floor, Yan Weishi had already left, and Fang Qire was left alone in the room surfing the Internet. Instead of playing games, he was searching for one hundred ways to permanently remove chest hair. Just looking at Ye Lan felt chest pain, and hearing footsteps Fang Qire turned around, "What urgent matter does your father need you for?"
"It's not my father looking for me, it's my mother." After a pause, Ye Lan stepped forward and gently squeezed Fang Qire's shoulders, "Qire, do you have something to do tomorrow?"
If there is nothing to be courteous about, it is either adultery or stealing, and Ye Lan insists on being an actor or advertising to please people. Fang Qinuan understands it in his heart, but he still acts as if nothing happened.
"Yes, I will take you to the hospital."
"I'll go to the hospital another day. Will you come to my house for dinner tomorrow?"
"You are going to take me back to meet my parents so soon?" Fang Qire looked surprised, Ye Lan didn't know how to explain it, saying that he was not going to meet the parents, but he really wanted to bring Fang Qire to meet the parents.He said he was meeting his parents, but that's not what he meant.
"...It has nothing to do with us falling in love. My mother is your diehard fan, so I really want to see you."
"Your mother is very discerning."
"It's okay." Ye Lan felt that it would be blind for his mother to marry a man like his father who couldn't spit out ivory. "Then do you want to come to my house tomorrow?"
"why are you not going?"
After buying the air ticket, Ye Lan and Fang Qire, who had been tossing and tossing about sleeping in different beds until the early morning, went to Henan early the next morning. After getting off the plane, out of the few passengers, two dressed The guy who became a faceless man jumped at Ye Lan. Ye Lan didn't like watching cartoons, but he still had the illusion that his parents had turned into pigs.
Glancing at Fang Qire, who seemed to be disgusted by a psychopath beside him, he went up to meet him suspiciously. He couldn't understand why his parents put on a black cloth and a mask to go out, "Why are you two wrapped up like this?"
"The two of us have caught a cold and are afraid of contagion." Ye Bai said sullenly, and Lin Shiyu nodded accordingly. "that is."
"Then... don't you need to be so exaggerated?"
"How can you not be exaggerating, it would be bad if you infect Qi Fever!"
"Hypocrisy, you still hugged me to sleep with bronchitis last time."
"It doesn't matter if you are sick, you are in good health."
"Okay," Ye Lan was convinced by her parents' double standards.Lowering the brim of his hat, Fang Qire asked him secretly. "Ye Lan, who are these two strange people?"
"My parents."
"Don't tell me sooner?!" Fang Qire put away his foolish and disgusted look, and immediately greeted him sweetly, revealing two dimples. He looked cute and obedient, just a simple big boy, "Hello, uncle and aunt! I'm Fang Qire, nice to meet you."
Ye Bai: "Hello, hello, my lover has always liked you very much."
Lin Shiyu: "..."
It’s just that his aunt scared Fang Qire’s two fathers, only one dared to speak, and the other wanted to kick Ye Lan back into the surrogate’s womb. Feeling Lin Shiyu’s death gaze, Ye Lan hurriedly pushed his parents forward , "Let's go home quickly, let's talk when we get home!"
"When I was a child, my monthly pocket money was only [-] yuan. I bought three sets of new clothes in two years... By the time I was in high school, the shoes I wore were all unwanted by others. My entertainment was playing checkers and colored pens made of waste paper. I haven’t played with plasticine so far, my brother Su Guang’s extracurricular tutoring fees are earned by my part-time job, and I only got my first Nokia mobile phone when I was in college.”
Ye Lan talked with Fang Qire all the way about the poverty of his family and the hardships of his childhood. Hearing Fang Qire and the parents who drove the car, tears filled their eyes. After the seven heats, it will not be too unacceptable to see a mud house in a remote village next to a bald mountain and a stream.
"In order to see you, my dad broke his fortune and bought a small rough building next to the lake in the suburbs. When you come to my house later, don't be disgusted, because they have tried their best."
He talked too much, and Ye Lan didn't notice anything wrong with the rapidly changing scenery outside the car window.
When he got out of the car, he was dumbfounded by the huge luxury villa in front of him.
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