Is it that difficult to rely on the gold master?

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Yelan’s vegetable salad here has been fried, and he added a lot of Lao Ganma and pepper according to his own taste. He was quite proud that it was so spicy that it exploded. When he saw Yan Weishi’s cold preserved egg with yogurt, his jaw almost fell off the floor On the other hand, Yan Weishi is really a cooking genius... This combination, women will be silent when they see it, and Zhou Xingchi will have a runny nose when he sees it!

Seeing that the two teammates showed off their culinary talent, in order not to let his stomach suffer in vain, Fang Qire was not to be outdone, and made noodles with iced grapefruit tea. Of course, it didn't boil after 10 minutes.The sweetness of grapefruit and sauerkraut mixed into a particularly strange smell, whoever smells it will turn into a pregnant woman, the kind of disgusting retch.

They worked together to make stir-fried Sichuan-flavored spicy vegetable salad, handsome yogurt cold preserved eggs, and iced grapefruit tea soaked in Laotan sauerkraut noodles. The three sat in the restaurant with their own dishes, and praised each masterpiece with friendly and harmonious smiles.

But the business boasted to each other for more than half an hour, but no one dared to take the chopsticks and dared to try this painstaking, whimsical and whimsical love crystallization of three people.

The camera uncle couldn't help urging: "Let's have a taste!"

Ye Lan: "..."

Yan Weishi: "..."

eat.Fang Qire glared at Yan Weishi directly, Yan Weishi turned a blind eye, Ye Lan kept drinking water, trying to get rid of the desire to go to the toilet as soon as possible, and then pretended to be constipated and played on the phone in the toilet for two hours to avoid breakfast time, anyway, he didn't mind letting it go Fans know that there are idols who suffer from constipation, how true!

He really had to eat. As the C position of the group, Fang Qire had to take the lead, but he didn't want to die alone, so he resorted to the trick of injuring one hundred enemies and self-injury eighty in an attempt to die with his teammates.

"Brother Ye Lan, Brother Weishi, let's eat."

They were all named and eaten by the maknae (the youngest brother in the group), and the two elder brothers had to eat, after all, they are the favorite characters.Looking at the bowl of sauerkraut noodles soaked in cold grapefruit leaves that have been soaked for a long time but the condiments are still lumpy, Ye Lan feels that he should eat preserved eggs with yogurt.

After blessing himself to be safe, healthy and live a long and long life, he picked up the yogurt cold preserved egg made by Yan Weishi, a culinary genius, and then smiled sweetly at the camera, with bright eyes and white teeth, very beautiful.

"I ate it."

Before Ye Lan ate it, Fang Qire interjected in a fake manner, "Brother, tell me if it's good after eating, and if it's not good, I won't eat it..."

Grass, Fang Qire, this cunning little bastard!He didn't even want to eat a big pot of rice, who is more noble than the dark cuisine cooked by a partnership.

The yogurt cold preserved egg does not melt in the mouth, the salty smell and the sour milk taste combine to form a harsh musty smell, the most terrifying thing is the sticky stuff in the preserved egg and the sticky yogurt, the taste is like excrement when mixed together, Even though he almost suffered a heart attack, Ye Lan still smiled brightly, "The yogurt cold salad egg made by Yan Weishi is surprisingly delicious, seven hot, do you want to try it?"

He won't let Fang Qire succeed, everyone must go to hell together!Then, Yan Weishi picked up a piece and handed it to Fang Qire's mouth, blocking Fang Qire's unspoken refusal.

"Okay."

He stomped on Ye Lan's foot under the dining table.Fang Qire clenched his fists, his face was full of expressions that I want you two to look good later, he patiently swallowed the piece of preserved egg yogurt that he personally fed to Yan Wei when he was eating, he covered his mouth in surprise, and then worshiped Look at Yan Weishi.

"It's so delicious. As expected of Brother Weishi, he is so good at everything..." Then he picked up his iced grapefruit tea and old altar sauerkraut noodles and handed it to Yan Weishi's mouth, "Come and taste my pickled cabbage noodles." noodle?"

After eating the scariest breakfast in life, the three of them had diarrhea for two hours. Because idols don't know how to go to the bathroom, the film crew skipped this period and didn't shoot.

In the afternoon, the three of them watered the roses in the yard in the park, and then laughed and tidied up the living room. They found out that there were a bunch of lily manga, male-male GV, and a piece of chest hair under the sofa. No one claimed them, so the source of these things became unknown. Solve the riddle.

Before the sunset, the three of them sat together to have a free talk with their teammates who broke the news. After completing this free talk, their today's sideshow shooting is over.

"Breaking the news? Brother Ye Lan is very mysterious." Sitting in the middle of the sofa, Fang Qire spoke first, "I still only know which university he graduated from, and I don't know about his family's situation."

Ye Lan was sitting on Fang Qire's left, Fang Qire said, Yan Weishi passed Fang Qire and looked at him curiously, "I don't know either."

Being curious by two teammates at the same time, he was very stressed, not because he didn't want to talk about the situation at home, but because his family was very special and it was difficult to explain clearly to outsiders.

"My family has nothing to mention. My dad is an ordinary retired courier. He walks the birds when he has nothing to do. His mouth is very poisonous. I am often said to be ashamed."

"Are you a single parent?"

"Eh?"

"You don't even talk about your mother..."

Didn't mention his mother, he is a single parent?Ye Lan was speechless. In his cognition, he had a "mother", but outsiders would not think his "mother" was "mother", so he hardly mentioned it, but he was a healthy two-parent family.

"Eh... my family is indeed only father."

Anyway, he couldn't explain it clearly, so Ye Lan simply admitted the misunderstanding of the single parent.

"You come from this kind of family background..." Yan Weishi hesitated to speak.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Really thought that Ye Lan had no mother, Fang Qire showed a pitiful expression.The nanny told him since he was a child that a child without a mother is like a grass. Seeing Ye Lan's method of selling his body for the superior, it really is a grass, and he doesn't take himself as a person at all.He said earlier that he asked the company to pay Ye Lan more wages, and 20 a month for three years was not enough to find a stepmother for Ye Lan's father.

"There are so many single-parent families, so there's no need to talk about it." Ye Lan felt a little guilty. He didn't want to rely on accidental lies to gain sympathy, so he hurriedly changed the subject. I like plush dolls very much, if the fans in front of the screen see it, give him more dolls!"

"Yeah." Yan Weishi nodded approvingly, since he didn't have a poker face.Fang Qire was upset, and his brother didn't call out, and asked directly, "I don't give you a big room of plush dolls every year, don't you want someone else to give you?"

Wow!

The lighting engineer, the videographer, the sound engineer, can't wait to put the microphone in their mouths, and Ye Lan is vigilantly gossiping, sending them every year... He clearly says he hates Mao and childishness, and insists on giving it to the unfriendly same-sex neighbors who grew up together every year Send a big plush toy?

What kind of socialist brotherhood is this!Madness (seven o'clock) is true!A good woman has a sweet tongue!

The staff and Ye Lan crazily smashed candy and waited for Yan Weishi to respond, but Yan Weishi did not respond to Fang Qire, but silently took out his mobile phone.

"I broke the news..." Glancing at Ye Lan, he turned out a long-ago photo on his phone and pointed it at the camera, "When Qire was in junior high school."

"I was very cute back then." Fang Qire was super proud and not ashamed at all.

The camera zoomed in, and the boy in the photo had fine almond eyes and dimples on both sides of his cheeks.

so cute!Looking at the current Fang Qire, he is obedient and obedient on the surface, but has a bad temper in private. He is schizophrenic and difficult to deal with. He is not cute at all.

Ye Lan asked Yan Weishi emotionally, "You two are in the same junior high school?"

"He and I are neighbors, and we have been classmates since childhood."

Ordinary people may focus on the fact that they are classmates since childhood, but Ye Lan's focus is——

"Neighbor?"

I heard that Fang Qire's family lives in a villa with a swimming pool in the center of Shanghai. Since it is a kumquat, then Yan Weishi's family should also be rich?Ye Lan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he re-examined Yan Weishi.Unexpectedly, there is a rich second generation who can hold his thigh by his side, can he try to deal with Yan Weishi?For example, Qi Nuo has a good temper, and is a taciturn, sexual/cold handsome guy with black hair and black eyes who is the same as his father.

Fang Qire hated seeing Ye Lan see Qian's eyes wide open, and kicked Ye Lan hard under the camera. He ignored the script's conversation for an hour, and made a concluding statement in just 10 minutes, forcing the recording to end .

"Thank you fans for supporting our debut album, see you next time!"

See you again.

All the staff members left the dormitory, and Ye Lan wanted to sneak out with them.Returning after wandering all night, Fang Qire had sharp eyesight and quick hands, grabbed him by the back collar and dragged him away.

Ye Lan tried to ask Yan Weishi, who was watching, for help, but Yan Weishi had assumed that his two teammates were in a relationship since he saw him squatting naked in front of Fang Qire. will intervene.

Being pulled to the balcony on the second floor, Ye Lan coughed suffocatingly.The moonlight fell on Fang Qire's handsome but sullen face, making him shrink back in fear.

"Do you know how disgusting your eyes were when you first saw Yan Wei?!"

"very disgusting?"

Knowing countless people, Fang Qire could tell at a glance that it was the eyes of gold-worshiping women + 36-line Internet celebrities who begged for support. Thinking that this kind of eyes would appear on Ye Lan's face to Yan Weishi, he looked at Ye Lan's eyes. The brain is a heavy hammer, "It's disgusting!"

"Then I will pay attention next time!"

Understood!It seems that he has to restrain himself!You can't express your ambition too much.

Ye Lan nodded obediently, and did not give up the idea of ​​fishing for Yan Weishi, Fang Qire was almost out of breath.

"Do you want a next time?!"

"No! There will be no next time!"

"Weishi's family is very rich, but as far as I know, he's not interested in men, so give up as soon as possible."

"Not interested in men?"

"Correct!"

"I think he's interested in you."

Ye Lan regretted it as soon as the words came out. He was so mad at the fanfare assist speech just now. He swore that he hadn’t read a fanfare. He just watched a few videos out of boredom. He still watched his and Yan Weishi’s meals Just clicked in.

"Say it again?" Fang Qire forced him to retreat subconsciously, but Fang Qire moved in as much as he retreated, and soon forced him to the corner of the wall with white daisies.

"I... I was joking just now..."

The sky was full of stars, and Fang Qire's face became bigger and bigger in sight, without stopping at all.He had never noticed that Fang Qire's eyes were brown, the bridge of his nose was so straight, and his lips were tightly pursed and silent... no, it was too close.

What is this for?kiss him?

"Hahaha, the weather is good today, there is no moon."

Ye Lan turned her head, thinking about the plot of the domineering president, did she pinch his chin and kiss him later?Sure enough, Fang Qire's breath paused, and he became tense. The next moment, the hot and humid breath was clearly sprayed on his neck.

"If you dare to crawl into other men's beds before I cry dryly, you will die."