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In Gu Mozhi's palace in the evening, Gu Mozhi was still losing his temper. Yu Shengyan actually didn't want to talk to him, but he still missed the cat in his heart.The First Prince just treats it as a plaything, and it lives well in peace and harmony, after all, it can still gain a good reputation, but when encountering this kind of thing today, I am afraid that the First Prince will not like it...

The tables and chairs in Gu Mozhi's palace were all made by carpenters according to the standards of other palaces, and they were all quite high. Gu Mozhi climbed for a long time, but he didn't climb up.Yu Shengyan stood up to be a good person when he was working, pinched him by the armpit and lifted him to sit on his lap.

Gu Mozhi pursed his lips and turned his face away to ignore him.

Seeing that the room was empty, Yu Shengyan poked his head with his slender and beautiful index finger, "Is it reasonable for you to bully the weak?"

"It... it's a cat!"

Gu Mozhi braids back.

"That's also weak! In terms of age, you are two years older than others, and in terms of body shape, you are two circles older than others!"

Yu Shengyan poked him in the head again.

Gu Mozhi was not reconciled, and he couldn't bear to poke back, he felt wronged, "You, you will bully Wo...you are several times older than Wo, many years older than Wo... bully the weak..."

Yu Shengyan felt guilty, "What's wrong with bullying you?"

Gu Mozhi cried "Wow".

Yu Shengyan's eyes were quick, and he covered his mouth the moment he cried, and then coaxed him with his years of experience in coaxing Zhao San, "Hey, don't cry, don't cry, I'll leave tomorrow after I've chosen a nanny for you, why do you have to pay me back?" cry for me..."

Gu Mozhi choked his nose and thought about it, he stopped crying and glared at him with big red eyes.

Yu Shengyan whimpered, "That's right, you have the strength to howl, why don't you save some energy and find a nanny for yourself tomorrow, after I find a nanny, I will retire..."

Gu Mozhi nodded in agreement.

Yu Shengyan continued to coax, "What do you think of your elder brother's cat? Do you want to ask your elder brother for it?"

"Ask for it...for what?" Gu Mozhi was puzzled.

"Don't you think that cat is beautiful?"

"It wants to scratch its nest..." Gu Mozhi originally wanted to point to his own face to prove it, but it didn't succeed, and his face was still smooth.

Yu Shengyan took the opportunity to say, "Think about it, Ji Chang is the imperial censor, and he was promoted to prime minister a few days ago. He has a high position and is busy with things. How can I have time to play with you? Not to mention your sixth brother." , it will be difficult for you to see him in the future, your eldest brother's house is too dangerous, you can't go... The maids and eunuchs are not qualified, after I leave, there may be only a nanny left by your side who can play with you, and the nanny is that kind It looks like... don't you need a cat to play with?"

Gu Mozhi was confused.

"I'm still here now, and I can help you run to the kitten. I'm gone. Why do you want it by yourself?"

Gu Mozhi is still confused

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Yu Shengyan threw his hole card, "Okay, I said that for a purpose, as you can see, my Dahei is now following the little beautiful cat's butt for nothing, and I can't pull it back. I don't worry about it being there, you Get the beautiful cat, and Dahei will come back with him..."

"Give me Dahei!" Gu Mozhi immediately announced that he liked Dahei.

Yu Shengyan can give it if he thinks about it. Anyway, Dahei only has the beautiful cat in his mind, so he doesn't remember himself as the master who feeds, drinks and lives for him... With the favor of the prince, it will live well here.

"make a deal."

Before it was dark, Yu Shengyan carried him to the Emperor's uterus.Gu Mozhi entered the door and asked for a cat. The eldest prince said that the imperial brother might not be able to raise a cat well, so he couldn't give it to him. With a wave of his hand, the little eunuch had already brought the cat over.

The little beautiful cat lay dying in Gu Mozhi's arms, but Gu Mozhi didn't care when he pinched its tail. Instead, Dahei anxiously circled around one person and one cat.It took Yu Shengyan to touch its back for a long time before it calmed down. It followed Gu Mozhi, who was bouncing around with the little beautiful cat, and he bowed to the eldest prince behind him, "Thank you, Your Highness, for letting go."

The First Prince smiled and said, "It's all right, Ninth Brother is very naughty, right?"

"His Highness Ninth is very cute, but his temper is a bit naughty..."

"Just follow him, just take care of him as a slave, and if you do too much, you will cross the line, right?"

Yu Shengyan pretended not to understand, "What Your Highness said is very true."

Back in Gu Mo's palace, Yu Shengyan took a good look at the little beautiful cat, it was nothing serious, he must have been frightened.Gu Mozhi didn't hold any grudges, and hugged it happily for a while, and it also generously touched the soft, pink and tender paw pads for him.

There was just one thing that Yu Shengyan couldn't understand. He looked through the little beautiful cat from beginning to end, and he was sure that the little beautiful cat was a male cat.Animals, male and female are always difficult to tell apart...

The beautiful cat is male, and Dahei is also male, so is Dahei blind or something?Not only is it cross-species, but it's also cross-gender!

Yu Shengyan held the dog's head in both hands and reasoned with it earnestly, "It's wrong for you to do this, he is a cat and you are a dog, and you will not end well with him.

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Dahei turned his head, but didn't move.

"Tsk, I didn't say you, you can see for yourself, has anyone ever taken care of you?"

Dahei let out a despondent "owwow" twice, and Yu Shengyan felt distressed when he heard it, "Right, I'm doing it for your own good too. Even if you only like cats, you should use your dog's brains. The owner of the house is His Highness the Ninth Prince." , your master is a jade seller... Don't look at me like that, I'm not a dog meat seller.

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Yu Shengyan was eloquent, "What's more, he is also a public, and the public and the public cannot be together!"

"Why?" Gu Mozhi strenuously hugged the little beautiful cat and came over, Dahei excitedly stretched his neck to rub against the beautiful cat, but was pushed back by Yu Shengyan.

Now that Gu Mozhi asked, Yu Shengyan told him seriously, "The male is male and the mother is female. Since ancient times, males are yang and females are yin. The blending of yin and yang produces all things, and the cycle of reincarnation keeps the world forever green. "

Yu Shengyan studied Taoism. In his mind, it doesn't matter if the species are different. The ancients had a case of marrying plum blossoms, and they were highly respected.The concept of being in the right family was passed on to him by the ghost, who kept saying that he was not good enough for his wife every day. If the wife married a son of the right family, it would be better than following him.

The yin and yang of men and women are what he values ​​most, because yin and yang are the beginning of all things in the world, and the imbalance of yin and yang will damage all things...

This is the most serious.

"I don't like it!" Gu Mozhi shook his head.

Yu Shengyan asked, "Why?"

"Can't understand……"

It's fine if you don't understand, Yu Shengyan is not a person who likes to force others, he told Gu Mozhi, "This cat will be yours from now on, you must take good care of it."

"Why?" Gu Mozhi pouted dissatisfied, and tried his best to push the cat to Yu Shengyan, "You have to raise yourself."

"You don't look like this!" Yu Shengyan threatened him, "Have you ever heard of a cat ghost?"

Gu Mozhi is a child, and children are particularly interested in this kind of novelty, so he asked him in a childlike voice, "What is a cat ghost?"

"People become ghosts after death, and cats naturally become ghosts after death. Cat ghosts are ghosts transformed from cats that have been tortured to death. Cat ghosts have sharp claws and can tear the throats of children."

Gu Mozhi shrank his neck, "I don't want it, I didn't abuse it!"

Yu Shengyan was funny, and continued to scare him with a tigerish face, "But he is yours now, and it will find you if it wants to."

Gu Mozhi was so pitiful that he didn't dare to say more.

Waking up early the next morning, Yu Shengyan felt

The chest is uncomfortable, don't think about it, it must be Gu Mozhi.The weather is hot these days, and Yu Shengyan's body temperature is low. Gu Mozhi especially likes to hug him when he is sleepy, it's cool and slippery, and it feels so good.

After waking him up, Yu Shengyan forced him to drink a bowl of porridge, and then took him to the place where the nanny was chosen yesterday.

The rest of the nannies stood in a row waiting to be selected, the sun was a bit bright, and Yu Sheng was shrouded in smoke, so he led Gu Mozhi to the ground, and he shrank back and pretended to be dead.

The nannies looked at Gu Mozhi eagerly, making Gu Mozhi's goose bumps all over the ground, let alone leaning in front of them to take a closer look.

"Your Highness, hurry up, let's go back after picking, I still have to pack my things." Yu Shengyan urged him.

Gu Mozhi ran over and took his hand, the meaning was very clear, help me choose.

"Choose it yourself, pick whichever suits your eyes." Yu Shengyan stretched out his index finger to wipe off the rice grains on his face, and smiled softly.

Gu Mozhi had no choice but to slip around again, and after a round, there was no one pleasing to the eye.

Yu Shengyan was very worried, and patted his little head helplessly, "Seeing that you are not tall and young, how dare you be so picky?"

He took Yu Shengyan's hand and acted like a baby, "I just don't like it... Otherwise, don't leave..."

"I don't like it!" Gu Mozhi shook his head.

Yu Shengyan asked, "Why?"

"Can't understand……"

"Impossible," Yu Shengyan refused, "My store is still open, I have to do business!"

"Or you take me with you!"

"Impossible, it's too dangerous outside the palace, I can't keep you safe!"

Yu Shengyan couldn't hold back his face, "Besides, don't you hate me? I always hate you, and I like to tell you ghost stories."

Yu Shengyan did such a thing as telling him ghost stories. One night, Gu Mozhi didn’t sleep, and he tossed and turned on the bed to harass Yu Shengyan. , Listen to sleep.So Yu Shengyan blew out all the lights and told him a ghost story in a serious manner. Gu Mozhi was so frightened that he couldn't move or sleep all night.

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