Feed the villains with love [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 59 The update is late again OTZ
Tang Shen had a dream that night.
I dreamed that I had returned to that familiar small courtyard, where the ghost lanterns planted earlier had already budded.Dugu came out of the room in white clothes with drooping eyes, looked up and saw him, the bamboo tube filled with water in his hand spilled on the ground, then he flew up, knocked him down hard to the ground and kissed.
Jiu Ming was nimble, and his little claws stepped over his head.
With a meow, the corners of the mouth of the whole person curled up sweetly in their sleep.
When I woke up, I was actually conscious. Last night, I had a fever and a blanket of cold sweat, and my body was inexplicably heavy.The cold reality was completely incomparable with the beautiful dream, and my mood instantly became depressed again.
No no no, can't be depressed.
It will be New Years in two months, and then I will go to Yuyi Temple, there is still hope, maybe...
The arms are really heavy, sore and numb... Wait!
The fingertips are the familiar, slightly cool skin touch.If you touch it down, the knuckles are slender and skinny.
No, impossible...
The line of sight is facing the finely decorated ceiling of the guest room of the Mother God, and the beautiful and artistic cloud-shaped chandelier.Tang Shen didn't dare to move, for fear of shattering the dream-like reality.
It was very quiet in the morning, with a few birdsong, and beside him, he could clearly hear the breathing of another person beside him.
The ten fingers were clasped quietly, but the man did not move.
My heart beat faster, and I finally dared to look over there slowly, slowly.
His long black hair was scattered all over the floor, and he was dressed in a familiar white robe with brocade and dark patterns.
For a moment, the heart seemed to be squeezed tightly, the breathing stopped suddenly, and the world was silent.The whole person wanted to scream but couldn't make a sound, his trembling fingers rubbed against the clothes under his fingertips, the thick and rough texture.
All the details are extremely real.
"Bang—" There was a loud bang from the bedside table with glazed glass, so loud that Jiang Shenxing, who was sleeping on the sofa in the living room outside, was rolled onto the cold floor with his bones.
"What, what's the situation? What's wrong with the Tang editor?"
I was ready to be frightened, but when I pushed open the bedroom door, the hard-working programmer still received a ton of critical hits 1000 million times as expected.
What did he see?
Tang Shen seemed to have been hit hard, and he held his head for a long time and couldn't change it.Beside his bed, a white suit was scattered out of place on the well-decorated mahogany floor.
Jiang Shenxing thinks he is handsome, but he has always admitted that Duguji is more handsome than himself.
That person's beauty is not so obtrusive in the high-value world called "Big Xia", but in this minimalist style pure modern guest room... it really feels a bit luxurious.
This is definitely a dream.
Well, I think about it every day and dream about it at night.Jiang Shenxing immediately slapped himself with a "slap", and "slap" another slap.
pain.
Probably due to exhaustion, such a big movement failed to wake up Duguji.Still resting on Tang Shen's forearm and closing his eyes, he fell into a deep sleep.
"Editor Tang, can you, you, can you see him?"
Jiang Shenxing was trembling, moved sideways like a crab, moved to the side of the bed, and poked lightly.entity!
"Cough, I, I...then what, Mother God just went downstairs to buy breakfast for us, I'll go find him!"
He closed the door calmly, waited silently for the elevator, but when he got out of the community and took the first breath of fresh air, he immediately ran like crazy along the gravel path.Long live!How exciting!It's nothing more than transmigrating through a book, your character directly breaks through the dimensional wall and transmigrates back ah ah ah ah mother god!
The neighborhood is still a beautiful neighborhood, and the streets are still everyday streets.Ordinary hustle and bustle, ordinary cars coming and going.
No one noticed at all the madness and dancing of an ordinary NPC youth feeling that he was in the center of the world vortex.
……
Shake it lightly, and shake it again.Still do not wake up.
Tang Shen tried it, and his three-dimensional self...couldn't hold him.
I had no choice but to lean close to the ear and kiss lightly, watching his profile fawn bumping wildly.The temperature of the skin touching, the man let out a low "hmm".
Duguji didn't know when he fell asleep.
In the haze, I smelled the familiar fragrance of flowers and herbs.Warm, soft fingertips caressed his cheeks, and then hugged his hands around his back tightly.
Well, in a nutshell...
Briefly?
The broken hair rubbed against the ear itching.The vision changed from hazy to clear, and the sunlight came through a very beautiful white window.There is no jacaranda tulle, let alone any carvings. This place seems to be a tall building. There are no green trees outside the window, and only a bright clear sky.
The body is bathed in the faint morning light, and the warm touch in the arms is very real.Dugu hugged the man with trembling fingertips, and asked cautiously and uncertainly, "Rue Yan, did you come back?"
"Well, it's me." The voice whispered softly in his ear, as if a flower had exploded in his heart - it was him, the person he was most familiar with.
It was the one he had been waiting for.
The loneliness, grievances, bitterness, and pain for more than half a year came to my heart.Duguji tried to hold back: "Am I dreaming again?"
The person in his arms hugged him tightly: "I'm afraid... I'm dreaming."
Uh...
The memory flashed back, and some fragments of last night squeezed into my mind.Under the moon, Duguji remembered that he seemed to see a person who looked like a brief introduction...
He grabbed Tang Shen's shoulders and looked at each other. Sure enough...it was him, but he didn't quite look like him.
Want to laugh, but also want to cry.There are many questions, not to know which one to ask first.
In a nutshell, why do you look a little different?How did you lose so much weight?Where the hell have you been?I miss you so much, I miss you so much that I'm going crazy, you know that?
After holding back for a long time, he just asked, "What's wrong with your hair?"
Rubbing the broken hair with fingertips, it turned out to be so long and beautiful... Also, what is he wearing?
This dress... has no gusset, no front, and no hem. It is baggy, and there is no fabric to tell.What's the pattern on it?A black cat with big eyes?But it's such a weird cat, it doesn't look like Jiu Ming at all... (It's actually Matsumoto Kuma.)
My palms felt numb for a while.
She turned her face slightly and kissed his palm and pulse door lightly.Dugu Lone's breathing suddenly became rapid, and he didn't know what to do, so he was dragged to stand up by Wei Yan.
When he stood up, the scenery outside the window changed with the height, and he seemed to catch a glimpse of something he had never seen before... But before he could take a closer look, he was pushed down.
The bed was very soft, as if it had fallen on a ball of cotton. When I looked up, I saw layers of clouds on the roof. It was so weird...
Then he weighed himself up.The person in front of him directly took off the black cat clothes, revealing his entire honey-colored chest.Dugu's face flushed, he had always thought that it was very white, but for the first time in broad daylight he could see it clearly, it was such an attractive color.
The skirt was ripped open and the neck was bitten.
Lue Yan kissed him so proactively, biting lightly all the way down, rubbing his naked thigh against him impatiently.
Here, in broad daylight...
Forget it, he had already thought that he had thought too much.
……
After a burst of strenuous exercise, their bodies entwine with fiery residual warmth.Duguji rubbed him into his arms and kissed his forehead for a while, but he still couldn't ignore the touch of the quilt under him - it was very slippery, he had never tried such a silky quilt.
This bed is actually better than the one in the West Nuan Pavilion of Canghan Castle, it is soft and bouncy, no matter what position you change, it won't hurt you at all.
"Briefly speaking, where is this place...?"
Tang Shen lay in Dugu Lonely's arms contentedly, his mind was heavy, and he couldn't think of how to answer this question.This is the home of the Mother God, but how can I explain the existence of the Mother God to him?
Speaking of which, senior Dugu has a very gentle temper, so he probably wouldn't have picked up a 40-meter machete to chase down the author after thoroughly understanding the cause and effect, right?
"This is my friend's house, and it's also... where I used to live."
A muffled voice came from above my head: "In a nutshell, although I have never been to Bashu, Bashu...it seems that it shouldn't be like this."
"This is indeed not Bashu."
Getting up and getting dressed, the old waist hurt decisively.Dugu Lone hurriedly put on his middle coat, picked him up and walked towards the window.
The location of the Mushenjia community is very good. It is near the botanical garden and overlooks the mountain temple city.
And all of that is now facing the brilliant twilight. I remember that when I stood in front of this bed for the first time, even Tang Shen was shocked by the prosperity of the entire capital.
Not to mention a person who has never seen or even heard of this world.
……
……
Duguji has been in this strange new world for five days.
I'm getting used to it now...it's really hard to get used to it!
Haven't been out yet.Just staying in the house, the shocks he receives every day have made him speechless one after another.
There is no gap in the walls, the fire is blue, and there is always light in the room at night if you don't turn it on.Outside the window are puzzling tall buildings during the day, but at night it becomes a place full of stars.That's all.
There are many strange magic weapons in this family.
For example, the sound transmission box placed on the ground, the image transmission mirror hung on the wall, the ice coffin that is rare in a thousand years... It is quite whimsical that they actually use the ice coffin to hold food.
There are also many foods that he has never seen before.Or, basically never seen.
The bathroom does not need to burn wood, and the hot water will flow out by itself.The mirror is so many times clearer than the bronze mirror, Duguji never knew what he looks like.
The bathtub is not made of wood, it is very large, and the white porcelain is very shiny and slippery.Bubbles would suddenly pop up while washing. Tang Shen brushed him with a small prickly brush, and just smiled when he saw his flustered look.
"Even the bathtub... is it a magic weapon?"
This place is really richer than the legendary Kunlun Wonderland.
……
Before, Shangxian Yin Mo said that the soul of Wei Yan was not in the Three Realms.When hearing this for the first time, Dugu Lone felt really sad and angry.
He always felt that Shangxian was lying to him, so where could he be if he wasn't in the Three Realms?
But now this place, this place...
He stretched out his hand and embraced the whole person until it was wet.I was a little worried, I had long felt that Wei Yue was different from others, so it turned out that he was born in this kind of place, maybe... some kind of god at all.
If it is really a fairy, can he still keep him?
In Lue Yan's "home", the little servant Xiao Jiang was resurrected.
He also had his hair cut, and he also wore strange clothes. He was active and active in the house all day long, eating and drinking.
Another man named Cheng Yu lives here.There is a strange thing hanging on the face, which is called "glasses" in short.He secretly picked it up and tried it, but he couldn't see anything clearly through it. He didn't know why he had to wear it every day.
Every time Cheng Yu saw him, he always looked interested.
"Come on, crush it."
Duguji doesn't understand why, but this Cheng Yu always likes to let him squeeze something.The day before yesterday it was walnuts, yesterday it was stone bricks, today it is this...
"Crack." Broken.
"Fuck, this dumbbell is made of pure iron... so heaven defying."
"Fucking hell, it's not all written by you!" Jiang Shenxing leaned on the sofa and ate a little bit of potato chips. Just ordinary invincibility, okay?"
The reason for the misery is... not daring to eat more.After all, back to the third dimension, eating more will make you fat.
Recently, I took a vacation that I have saved for many years. My daily routine is to eat, sleep, sleep and play games. I don’t do any housework, and I am taken care of by the mother god who is all-round.
Although the mother god said that he didn't mind at all, and said that after getting fatter, it would feel better...
Why do you care if he minds or not!And what the hell is the feel?Steel straight and straight men will never let you touch me!
"Gongdu?" Duguji heard a familiar name, "Does Mr. Cheng also recognize Du'er?"
"... Is it acquaintance?" Jiang Shenxing blushed, this was one of the examples of conversations that couldn't go on.
The "Master Cheng" who knew everyone had a good time, lying on the sofa with his lips hooked and continuing to watch his "masterpiece".
After another ten days, the daily routine of the three big men was to take care of the curious baby at home.
Starting from various delicious puffed foods with preservatives and food colorings, and gradually progressing to the spiritual pollution of various famous paintings and music scores, in fact, I have tried to progress gently and gradually, but Duguji still collapsed again and again.
For the first time in his life, he felt stupid.
Jiang Shenxing taught him "flying chess" yesterday, but he still can't figure it out.And the "sponge cake" I ate yesterday... why is there such a food!So soft, so soft, it melts in your mouth!
Obviously before... when he was learning martial arts and reading poetry, the master always said that his comprehension was high.Obviously, you won't be surprised when you see anything before.However, there are too many novel and scary things here that I can't understand or understand.
"Oh, senior! Flying chess is played by children, mahjong and mahjong are much more fun than that, come here! And I just made hell-flavored ramen, do you want to try it?"
"Mr. Jiang," Tang Shen felt distressed when he saw his family's extremely confused look, "Can you stop for a while?"
"Uh, I plan to teach him how to play the stand-alone version of minesweeper tomorrow."
you……
……
Duguji actually had a premonition that such a day would come.
But when Cheng Yu really took out the scissors, he started to hide.
The clothes were completely changed to theirs from the second day after they arrived.Although it looks tight, it is quite comfortable to wear, and it is not constricted as imagined, but it is strange to look at the reflection in the mirror.
But in a few words, "very handsome".There are stars in my eyes when I say this, so... just believe it.
However, clothes are clothes, and after all, the hair, skin and body are determined by the parents...
"No cut."
"It has to be cut, otherwise I can't take you out."
"Then...don't go out!"
"But you can't stay out of the house all your life, can you?" Cheng Yu fiddled with the scissors, "We Shenshen is going out, so you can't accompany him? What if he gets lost outside or is abducted?" , you can't save him?"
Duguji had nothing to say, and sat down with his eyes closed.
The mother scissors approached, and he began to bite his lip.Seeing this, Tang Shen rushed forward to protect his shortcomings: "If you have long hair, you can have long hair, and you can tie it up... Now that there are so many cosplayers out there, it shouldn't be a big deal, right? Don't force him!"
"I won't be caught by the police." Cheng Yu said leisurely, "But he will definitely be stared at by people all over the street, if he can bear it."
The author has something to say: staying in the modern age will definitely become a black household hhh.
It’s late today because I didn’t roll it out because my hands are slow and OTZ covers my face
I dreamed that I had returned to that familiar small courtyard, where the ghost lanterns planted earlier had already budded.Dugu came out of the room in white clothes with drooping eyes, looked up and saw him, the bamboo tube filled with water in his hand spilled on the ground, then he flew up, knocked him down hard to the ground and kissed.
Jiu Ming was nimble, and his little claws stepped over his head.
With a meow, the corners of the mouth of the whole person curled up sweetly in their sleep.
When I woke up, I was actually conscious. Last night, I had a fever and a blanket of cold sweat, and my body was inexplicably heavy.The cold reality was completely incomparable with the beautiful dream, and my mood instantly became depressed again.
No no no, can't be depressed.
It will be New Years in two months, and then I will go to Yuyi Temple, there is still hope, maybe...
The arms are really heavy, sore and numb... Wait!
The fingertips are the familiar, slightly cool skin touch.If you touch it down, the knuckles are slender and skinny.
No, impossible...
The line of sight is facing the finely decorated ceiling of the guest room of the Mother God, and the beautiful and artistic cloud-shaped chandelier.Tang Shen didn't dare to move, for fear of shattering the dream-like reality.
It was very quiet in the morning, with a few birdsong, and beside him, he could clearly hear the breathing of another person beside him.
The ten fingers were clasped quietly, but the man did not move.
My heart beat faster, and I finally dared to look over there slowly, slowly.
His long black hair was scattered all over the floor, and he was dressed in a familiar white robe with brocade and dark patterns.
For a moment, the heart seemed to be squeezed tightly, the breathing stopped suddenly, and the world was silent.The whole person wanted to scream but couldn't make a sound, his trembling fingers rubbed against the clothes under his fingertips, the thick and rough texture.
All the details are extremely real.
"Bang—" There was a loud bang from the bedside table with glazed glass, so loud that Jiang Shenxing, who was sleeping on the sofa in the living room outside, was rolled onto the cold floor with his bones.
"What, what's the situation? What's wrong with the Tang editor?"
I was ready to be frightened, but when I pushed open the bedroom door, the hard-working programmer still received a ton of critical hits 1000 million times as expected.
What did he see?
Tang Shen seemed to have been hit hard, and he held his head for a long time and couldn't change it.Beside his bed, a white suit was scattered out of place on the well-decorated mahogany floor.
Jiang Shenxing thinks he is handsome, but he has always admitted that Duguji is more handsome than himself.
That person's beauty is not so obtrusive in the high-value world called "Big Xia", but in this minimalist style pure modern guest room... it really feels a bit luxurious.
This is definitely a dream.
Well, I think about it every day and dream about it at night.Jiang Shenxing immediately slapped himself with a "slap", and "slap" another slap.
pain.
Probably due to exhaustion, such a big movement failed to wake up Duguji.Still resting on Tang Shen's forearm and closing his eyes, he fell into a deep sleep.
"Editor Tang, can you, you, can you see him?"
Jiang Shenxing was trembling, moved sideways like a crab, moved to the side of the bed, and poked lightly.entity!
"Cough, I, I...then what, Mother God just went downstairs to buy breakfast for us, I'll go find him!"
He closed the door calmly, waited silently for the elevator, but when he got out of the community and took the first breath of fresh air, he immediately ran like crazy along the gravel path.Long live!How exciting!It's nothing more than transmigrating through a book, your character directly breaks through the dimensional wall and transmigrates back ah ah ah ah mother god!
The neighborhood is still a beautiful neighborhood, and the streets are still everyday streets.Ordinary hustle and bustle, ordinary cars coming and going.
No one noticed at all the madness and dancing of an ordinary NPC youth feeling that he was in the center of the world vortex.
……
Shake it lightly, and shake it again.Still do not wake up.
Tang Shen tried it, and his three-dimensional self...couldn't hold him.
I had no choice but to lean close to the ear and kiss lightly, watching his profile fawn bumping wildly.The temperature of the skin touching, the man let out a low "hmm".
Duguji didn't know when he fell asleep.
In the haze, I smelled the familiar fragrance of flowers and herbs.Warm, soft fingertips caressed his cheeks, and then hugged his hands around his back tightly.
Well, in a nutshell...
Briefly?
The broken hair rubbed against the ear itching.The vision changed from hazy to clear, and the sunlight came through a very beautiful white window.There is no jacaranda tulle, let alone any carvings. This place seems to be a tall building. There are no green trees outside the window, and only a bright clear sky.
The body is bathed in the faint morning light, and the warm touch in the arms is very real.Dugu hugged the man with trembling fingertips, and asked cautiously and uncertainly, "Rue Yan, did you come back?"
"Well, it's me." The voice whispered softly in his ear, as if a flower had exploded in his heart - it was him, the person he was most familiar with.
It was the one he had been waiting for.
The loneliness, grievances, bitterness, and pain for more than half a year came to my heart.Duguji tried to hold back: "Am I dreaming again?"
The person in his arms hugged him tightly: "I'm afraid... I'm dreaming."
Uh...
The memory flashed back, and some fragments of last night squeezed into my mind.Under the moon, Duguji remembered that he seemed to see a person who looked like a brief introduction...
He grabbed Tang Shen's shoulders and looked at each other. Sure enough...it was him, but he didn't quite look like him.
Want to laugh, but also want to cry.There are many questions, not to know which one to ask first.
In a nutshell, why do you look a little different?How did you lose so much weight?Where the hell have you been?I miss you so much, I miss you so much that I'm going crazy, you know that?
After holding back for a long time, he just asked, "What's wrong with your hair?"
Rubbing the broken hair with fingertips, it turned out to be so long and beautiful... Also, what is he wearing?
This dress... has no gusset, no front, and no hem. It is baggy, and there is no fabric to tell.What's the pattern on it?A black cat with big eyes?But it's such a weird cat, it doesn't look like Jiu Ming at all... (It's actually Matsumoto Kuma.)
My palms felt numb for a while.
She turned her face slightly and kissed his palm and pulse door lightly.Dugu Lone's breathing suddenly became rapid, and he didn't know what to do, so he was dragged to stand up by Wei Yan.
When he stood up, the scenery outside the window changed with the height, and he seemed to catch a glimpse of something he had never seen before... But before he could take a closer look, he was pushed down.
The bed was very soft, as if it had fallen on a ball of cotton. When I looked up, I saw layers of clouds on the roof. It was so weird...
Then he weighed himself up.The person in front of him directly took off the black cat clothes, revealing his entire honey-colored chest.Dugu's face flushed, he had always thought that it was very white, but for the first time in broad daylight he could see it clearly, it was such an attractive color.
The skirt was ripped open and the neck was bitten.
Lue Yan kissed him so proactively, biting lightly all the way down, rubbing his naked thigh against him impatiently.
Here, in broad daylight...
Forget it, he had already thought that he had thought too much.
……
After a burst of strenuous exercise, their bodies entwine with fiery residual warmth.Duguji rubbed him into his arms and kissed his forehead for a while, but he still couldn't ignore the touch of the quilt under him - it was very slippery, he had never tried such a silky quilt.
This bed is actually better than the one in the West Nuan Pavilion of Canghan Castle, it is soft and bouncy, no matter what position you change, it won't hurt you at all.
"Briefly speaking, where is this place...?"
Tang Shen lay in Dugu Lonely's arms contentedly, his mind was heavy, and he couldn't think of how to answer this question.This is the home of the Mother God, but how can I explain the existence of the Mother God to him?
Speaking of which, senior Dugu has a very gentle temper, so he probably wouldn't have picked up a 40-meter machete to chase down the author after thoroughly understanding the cause and effect, right?
"This is my friend's house, and it's also... where I used to live."
A muffled voice came from above my head: "In a nutshell, although I have never been to Bashu, Bashu...it seems that it shouldn't be like this."
"This is indeed not Bashu."
Getting up and getting dressed, the old waist hurt decisively.Dugu Lone hurriedly put on his middle coat, picked him up and walked towards the window.
The location of the Mushenjia community is very good. It is near the botanical garden and overlooks the mountain temple city.
And all of that is now facing the brilliant twilight. I remember that when I stood in front of this bed for the first time, even Tang Shen was shocked by the prosperity of the entire capital.
Not to mention a person who has never seen or even heard of this world.
……
……
Duguji has been in this strange new world for five days.
I'm getting used to it now...it's really hard to get used to it!
Haven't been out yet.Just staying in the house, the shocks he receives every day have made him speechless one after another.
There is no gap in the walls, the fire is blue, and there is always light in the room at night if you don't turn it on.Outside the window are puzzling tall buildings during the day, but at night it becomes a place full of stars.That's all.
There are many strange magic weapons in this family.
For example, the sound transmission box placed on the ground, the image transmission mirror hung on the wall, the ice coffin that is rare in a thousand years... It is quite whimsical that they actually use the ice coffin to hold food.
There are also many foods that he has never seen before.Or, basically never seen.
The bathroom does not need to burn wood, and the hot water will flow out by itself.The mirror is so many times clearer than the bronze mirror, Duguji never knew what he looks like.
The bathtub is not made of wood, it is very large, and the white porcelain is very shiny and slippery.Bubbles would suddenly pop up while washing. Tang Shen brushed him with a small prickly brush, and just smiled when he saw his flustered look.
"Even the bathtub... is it a magic weapon?"
This place is really richer than the legendary Kunlun Wonderland.
……
Before, Shangxian Yin Mo said that the soul of Wei Yan was not in the Three Realms.When hearing this for the first time, Dugu Lone felt really sad and angry.
He always felt that Shangxian was lying to him, so where could he be if he wasn't in the Three Realms?
But now this place, this place...
He stretched out his hand and embraced the whole person until it was wet.I was a little worried, I had long felt that Wei Yue was different from others, so it turned out that he was born in this kind of place, maybe... some kind of god at all.
If it is really a fairy, can he still keep him?
In Lue Yan's "home", the little servant Xiao Jiang was resurrected.
He also had his hair cut, and he also wore strange clothes. He was active and active in the house all day long, eating and drinking.
Another man named Cheng Yu lives here.There is a strange thing hanging on the face, which is called "glasses" in short.He secretly picked it up and tried it, but he couldn't see anything clearly through it. He didn't know why he had to wear it every day.
Every time Cheng Yu saw him, he always looked interested.
"Come on, crush it."
Duguji doesn't understand why, but this Cheng Yu always likes to let him squeeze something.The day before yesterday it was walnuts, yesterday it was stone bricks, today it is this...
"Crack." Broken.
"Fuck, this dumbbell is made of pure iron... so heaven defying."
"Fucking hell, it's not all written by you!" Jiang Shenxing leaned on the sofa and ate a little bit of potato chips. Just ordinary invincibility, okay?"
The reason for the misery is... not daring to eat more.After all, back to the third dimension, eating more will make you fat.
Recently, I took a vacation that I have saved for many years. My daily routine is to eat, sleep, sleep and play games. I don’t do any housework, and I am taken care of by the mother god who is all-round.
Although the mother god said that he didn't mind at all, and said that after getting fatter, it would feel better...
Why do you care if he minds or not!And what the hell is the feel?Steel straight and straight men will never let you touch me!
"Gongdu?" Duguji heard a familiar name, "Does Mr. Cheng also recognize Du'er?"
"... Is it acquaintance?" Jiang Shenxing blushed, this was one of the examples of conversations that couldn't go on.
The "Master Cheng" who knew everyone had a good time, lying on the sofa with his lips hooked and continuing to watch his "masterpiece".
After another ten days, the daily routine of the three big men was to take care of the curious baby at home.
Starting from various delicious puffed foods with preservatives and food colorings, and gradually progressing to the spiritual pollution of various famous paintings and music scores, in fact, I have tried to progress gently and gradually, but Duguji still collapsed again and again.
For the first time in his life, he felt stupid.
Jiang Shenxing taught him "flying chess" yesterday, but he still can't figure it out.And the "sponge cake" I ate yesterday... why is there such a food!So soft, so soft, it melts in your mouth!
Obviously before... when he was learning martial arts and reading poetry, the master always said that his comprehension was high.Obviously, you won't be surprised when you see anything before.However, there are too many novel and scary things here that I can't understand or understand.
"Oh, senior! Flying chess is played by children, mahjong and mahjong are much more fun than that, come here! And I just made hell-flavored ramen, do you want to try it?"
"Mr. Jiang," Tang Shen felt distressed when he saw his family's extremely confused look, "Can you stop for a while?"
"Uh, I plan to teach him how to play the stand-alone version of minesweeper tomorrow."
you……
……
Duguji actually had a premonition that such a day would come.
But when Cheng Yu really took out the scissors, he started to hide.
The clothes were completely changed to theirs from the second day after they arrived.Although it looks tight, it is quite comfortable to wear, and it is not constricted as imagined, but it is strange to look at the reflection in the mirror.
But in a few words, "very handsome".There are stars in my eyes when I say this, so... just believe it.
However, clothes are clothes, and after all, the hair, skin and body are determined by the parents...
"No cut."
"It has to be cut, otherwise I can't take you out."
"Then...don't go out!"
"But you can't stay out of the house all your life, can you?" Cheng Yu fiddled with the scissors, "We Shenshen is going out, so you can't accompany him? What if he gets lost outside or is abducted?" , you can't save him?"
Duguji had nothing to say, and sat down with his eyes closed.
The mother scissors approached, and he began to bite his lip.Seeing this, Tang Shen rushed forward to protect his shortcomings: "If you have long hair, you can have long hair, and you can tie it up... Now that there are so many cosplayers out there, it shouldn't be a big deal, right? Don't force him!"
"I won't be caught by the police." Cheng Yu said leisurely, "But he will definitely be stared at by people all over the street, if he can bear it."
The author has something to say: staying in the modern age will definitely become a black household hhh.
It’s late today because I didn’t roll it out because my hands are slow and OTZ covers my face
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