[Prehistoric] The dead flower demon

In the seventh year of Emperor Xin, on this day, just as King Zhou was about to announce his resignation, he heard Prime Minister Shang Rong say, "Tomorrow is March [-]th, the birthday of Empress Nuwa. Your Majesty is invited to come to Nuwa Palace to offer incense."

As the Holy Mother of the human race, Nuwa is also the god of singing and blessings. It is the reason to offer incense on Christmas Day. King Zhou was about to agree, when he felt a sudden pause in his mind and asked in a daze, "What merits does this Nuwa have? How can I let the widow Go to Jiangxiang personally."

As soon as these words came out, the ministers in the court whispered to each other in shock, their eyes showed strange expressions, and Si Nianzai, who was hidden by the side, looked at King Zhou carefully for a moment, and he could see the blackness in his brows.

No wonder they couldn't find it everywhere, Si Nian cursed secretly, and immediately punched the merits into King Zhou's body. With the help of the merits, King Zhou's cloudy eyes became clear again, as if he didn't notice the difference, he nodded and said, "Holy Mother The birthday is so important, all the gentlemen can go with the widow to drop incense tomorrow." After finishing speaking, he rolled up the curtain and retreated to the court.

On the second day, King Zhou went to Nuwa Palace from the south gate of Chaoge, and he saw that the palace was rich and magnificent, with dragon eaves dancing in the wind, golden boys facing each other holding flags and banners, and jade girls holding wishes, and the statue of Nuwa was hidden behind the curtain. Rong handed over the incense and said respectfully, "Your Majesty, please respect the incense."

King Zhou was about to bow down when suddenly a gust of wind blew up and rolled up the curtains, revealing the holy statue of Nuwa. King Zhou raised his eyes and saw that Nuwa was beautiful and dignified, as beautiful as Narui Palace. Fairies are like ordinary people.

Seeing the statue of Nuwa, the blackness between King Zhou's brows that had been suppressed by merit began to move again, causing his mind to be confused, and he thought: a widow is the son of heaven. He laughed and said, "Take the four treasures of the study."

Everyone thought that King Zhou wanted to praise Nuwa's merits and virtues, and they secretly praised His Majesty's wisdom. Then King Zhou took the Zihao and wrote a poem on the palace wall, "Feng Luanbao's tent is very beautiful, full of exquisite makeup made of gold and gold. Flying emerald colors in the distant mountains; dancing sleeves reflecting the clouds. Pear blossoms bring rain to compete for beauty; peony cages and smoke make up beautiful makeup. But if you are enchanting, you can move, and return to Changle to serve the king."

When the ministers read this poem, they were drenched in cold sweat. Shang Rong hurriedly stepped forward and said, "The Holy Mother is the righteous god of ancient times, and the blessing of the court song. Veteran ministers, please drive incense, pray for blessings, and make all people happy. Writing a poem to blaspheme the saints is not a gift for the emperor to visit and pray. May your majesty wash it with water. I am afraid that the people in the world will see it, and it is rumored that the sage has no virtuous government ears."

King Zhou glared at Shang Rong when he heard the words, and said with a smile, "You guys are being paranoid. I am the supreme being in the world. Now I just saw that Nuwa's face is peerless, and I wrote a special poem to praise him. Is there any other intention? If you can praise it alone, you may be able to bestow blessings."

The ministers secretly complained, because the princes are rebelling now, the grand master Wen Zhong is not here, and no one can dissuade the king, they decided to wait for the grand master to return to the court, and then persuade King Zhou to come and apologize to Empress Nuwa.

After everyone had gone away, Si Nian showed up, looked at the poems on the wall for a while, and felt a sneer in his heart, this quasi-mention is really omnipotent, he can even use beauty tricks, but he doesn't know this poem It was what King Zhou thought, or what he thought.

When Si Nian was hesitating whether to wash away the verse or complain to Nvwa, he felt that the place he was in had changed, surrounded by beautiful mountains and rivers, blossoming Dharani flowers in bud, and another Bodhi standing in front of him , quiet and peaceful.

This was clearly plotted against, and Si Nian knew it was that Zhunti who was playing tricks again after thinking about it, so he smiled and said, "Zhunti, you are also a saint after all, and you are not afraid of losing the face of your saint if you use that trick of plotting? Or are you afraid that Pindao will tell Nuwa your shady thoughts?"

Hiding in the dark, Zhunti's face turned red, which clearly implied that he had mentioned that dirty poem, and hurriedly said, "Fellow Si Nian, the poor Taoist is a saint, how could he do such a virtue."

"If you weren't afraid that I would say it, how could you be so troublesome to me?" Si Nian rolled his eyes and said, "Zhunti Saint, although you are a monk, it is human nature to like and dislike, since you like Saint Nuwa, how about a poor matchmaker for you?"

"Hugh's talking gibberish." Zhunti heard the three corpses jump into a rage, and said angrily, "The poor Taoist is only doing such a thing for the prosperity of the West, why should fellow Taoists slander me."

Si Nian's expression turned serious, he observed the formation secretly, and said, "King Zhou is the son of heaven in the human world, and you have to cast a curse secretly to ruin the fortunes of the Shang Dynasty, and now you are using his hand to compose poems to blaspheme the sage Nuwa, what are you talking about?" How can I slander you."

Zhunti was silent for a while, with a look of hesitation on his face. Although this Si Nian has a high level of cultivation, he is not a saint. To him, he is just a bigger ant, but the bad thing is that the ant's body Great merit, but it cannot be killed.

It turns out that Sinian helped Nuwa and Sanqing to become holy, established the underworld, and became the teacher of the emperor. His merits and virtues have already been substantiated. If he is killed here, the karma of the Western religion will be reversed. I am afraid that it will never be revived , but if you don't kill them, today's matter will be done in vain, and you will hate Nuwa for nothing.

After thinking about it, Zhunti had no choice but to drag people here, "Fellow Taoists don't need to use that tongue-in-cheek, it's not right for the poor dao to plot against you now, if you have the ability, you should first break through the formation of the poor daoist. "After speaking, the formation was activated.

Si Nian, who was in the middle of the formation, felt that the world had changed in a different way. The budding dharams were slowly blooming, and the fragrance filled the whole space. Hundreds of phantom Arhats appeared around them, and the Sanskrit sound wafted in the air. , constantly invading my mind.

"What a shameless saint..." Si Nian cursed secretly, and set up the five-element flag in the sky to block the fragrance that was constantly eroding him, but the breathtaking Sanskrit sound kept coming into his ears.

It's no wonder that Buddhism can save so many disciples. It turned out that it was practicing the method of brainwashing. Si Nian secretly praised, but his hands kept moving. Turning into a huge axe, he chopped down the bodhi tree and shook it for a while.

Seeing Si Nian's behavior like this, Zhunti secretly marveled. This great bodhi formation was obtained by him after many years of study. He never expected that the loopholes would be seen through in just one meeting, but how could the formation set up by the sage be broken so easily? Zhunti With a chuckle, the formula in his hand changed, and it actually launched a large formation in an all-round way.

Si Nian's originally joyful expression also changed at this time, those originally shattered Dharani flowers turned into a little bit of starlight at this time, and the bodhi tree also began to grow slowly, slowly breaking through the sky,

Seeing Si Nian struggling in the battle, Zhunti nodded in satisfaction, and then turned into a stream of light and left.

However, Nuwa, who was missed by Si Nian, was still in Huoyun Cave at this time. It turned out that Nuwa went to see her brother Fuxi first on Christmas day, and she came to Nuwa Palace after a long time of trouble. The obscene poem mentioned by King Zhou on the wall, looking at it, even Nuwa, who is a saint, also looked ashamed and angry, staring at Chaoge and scolding, "Now that the gods are coming, this stupid king doesn't want to cultivate his morals. That's all, you don't fear the heavens, and write such poems to blaspheme me, if you don't punish me, you will be a saint in vain."

After finishing speaking, Nuwa picked up the red hydrangea ball and threw it towards Yin Shang, who knew that the ball was caught by a red light in the middle of the sky and could not fall down. , this Yin merchant has enjoyed the fortune of the country for more than 600 years, but there are still 28 years left at this time.

Nu Wa had no choice but to take back the red hydrangea ball, erased the poems on the wall, and flew towards Wa Palace angrily, but this flight ignored Si Nian who was trapped by Zhun Ti not far away.

Although there is no saint to preside over this big formation, it still took Si Nian a lot of effort. When the formation was completed, Si Nian immediately rushed to the Nuwa Palace, and saw bursts of black clouds in the sky, and there was a continuous spread of evil spirits in the air. , all headed towards Wa Palace, Si Nian knew that he could not compete with God's will, so he sighed and had to go back to the dojo.

It turned out that Nu Wa returned to the Wa Palace, and the more she thought about it, the more she got angry, so she called Tong'er to fetch a gourd and put it under the alchemy. A white light flashed out of the gourd, and after the white light, a black one hung out. Chang Ban came, this gourd was one of the seven gourds Nuwa took from Buzhou Mountain that day, and she refined it into a banner for summoning demons.

As soon as the demon-calling banners came out, the ghostly wind rustled all of a sudden, and all the monsters in the world were moved towards the Wa Palace. Nuwa took a look and saw that the Kunpeng had not arrived, so she snorted coldly and didn't care about it, just said, " Except for the three monsters of the Xuanyuan Tomb, you can all leave."

The three demons of the Xuanyuan Grave are the thousand-year-old nine-tailed fox, the nine-headed pheasant essence, and the jade pipa essence. These three demons found the tomb of Emperor Xuanyuan's clothes by chance. Because, the Nine-Tailed Fox is only one step away from the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit.

After the group of demons had left, Nuwa said, "Wait for the three demons to receive my secret decree, and the whole world will be exhausted, and the world will be lost. Fengming Qishan, the Holy Lord has been born in the Western Zhou Dynasty, God's will, you can hide away." Its monster shape, entrusting itself to the palace, confuses the king's heart, and waits for the king of Wu to defeat Zhou, so as to help him achieve success."

Seeing that the three demons were delighted, Nuwa said again, "Remember not to harm sentient beings, after this is done, you can all enter my door wall and be the named disciples."

Such a simple task can be a disciple of a saint!Even the cautious Nine-Tailed Fox was surprised by Nuwa's words, and immediately kowtowed to thank him, turning into a breeze and flying towards the Shang Dynasty.

Si Nian was sitting in the hall, and saw the three demonic winds flying towards Chaoge, and was about to stop them, when Kong Xuan said, "Since you have made an effort, you should know that under the law of heaven, it will work by itself. Such a big event cannot be done by manpower." Twist."

Si Nian sighed, "I don't know, but I'm too angry to mention such a villain's behavior. Let him succeed this time, and I don't know how many other methods he has when he is in trouble."

Kong Xuan patted Si Nian reassuringly, and said in silence for a while, "I should go too, I feel more and more prosperous today, and this entry into the WTO cannot be delayed."

Si Nian held Kongxuan's hand for a long time, then slowly let go, turned his back and said, "Be careful in everything, if you meet Zhunti, don't fight recklessly with him, saving your life is more important than anything else."

"I will come back to see you." Kong Xuan also turned into a stream of light after kissing Si Nian's lips.

Watching Kong Xuan's disappearing figure, Si Nian's eyes flashed fiercely, "Zhunti, if you really dare to attack Kong Xuan, I will slaughter all of your disciples, one, one, no, the rest!"

The author has something to say:

To put it bluntly, Si Nian is like a shit stick to Zhun Ti (forgive me for being so vulgar)

Although it didn't hurt me, it just ruined my good deeds repeatedly

Still can't kill~~~~~~ You can imagine Zhunti's mood! ! !

PS; The boss is still so hardworking under such a heavy JJ pumping, why don't you support me a lot~~~ Come on, comment, throw bombs at me!mwah!