Fast time travel, if you leave the protagonist, you will be critically ill

Ye Yi threw the teeth out of his arms and sat down on the ground.

"I don't care, I've been driven out of the elf world anyway, so what if I don't follow the rules!"

The system rolled its eyes, "It won't be a big deal, but if you become Shu Yanning's patron saint, you won't be able to extract happiness from other children's dreams, and you will starve to death." Thinking about it, I was so happy that I couldn't stop smiling from ear to ear.

That being said, the system isn't really worried about Ye Yi's picks, because after the new program is opened, Ye Yi will be unhappy in Shu Yanning, or when he gets into trouble, he will feel like an old cow, and he will definitely not let him go.

Damn, what else can I say, I have no choice but to get up and please my little cutie.

Ye Yi got up from the ground and was about to "travel across mountains and rivers" to find his tooth master again, but when he looked up at the stairs in front of him, he felt desperate.

It was the first time he had seen a staircase that was taller than a person.

Ye Yi jumped up fiercely, grabbed the edge of the steps, and tried to climb up with both hands and feet. After kicking for a long time, he found that he was hanging there and couldn't get down.

I always feel that if I let go of my buttocks, it will break into four pieces.

"Brother Lu, what should we do?"

Ye Yi's arms were sore, but his feet were dangling in the air, but he couldn't find a support point, so he didn't dare to let go of his hands casually.

After asking, Ye Yi suddenly thought that he is an elf now, so of course he cannot lack little wings and magical magic!

"Brother Lu, how do I use my magic?"

system? ? ?

"What magic? Where did the magic come from?" It was at a loss.

"I'm not an elf, how can there be no magic?"

"Oh, that," the system understood, but said nonchalantly, "Your magic can only be used in children's dreams now, because the elf world confiscated your elf ball when they kicked you out."

Depend on!The worst elf in history is probably like him.

Seeing that Ye Yi couldn't hold on anymore, Shu Yanning suddenly came down from the stairs, holding a book in his hand and reading it as he walked.

This kid, don't you know you have to be careful when you go downstairs?Why can't my eyes be separated from the book in my hand for a moment!Ye Xi looked a little anxious, and was about to call him, but after thinking about it again, he deliberately kept silent. When Shu Yanning came to him slowly, he jumped forward with all his strength, and successfully sat on Shu Yanning's plush Slippers, but the paper pants on his body also fell off.

The jump just now has epoch-making significance!But then it's time to run naked.

Shu Yanning's slippers were bought by the nanny, they were big and bulky, so she didn't notice that the fairy fairy jumped on them.He picked up the piano finger weight that had just fallen from the table, and went back upstairs.

There used to be a special piano room at home, but ever since Shu Yanning imitated Shu Qian's music with a good note when he was six years old, Shu Qian looked at him from head to toe with very strange eyes, and locked the piano room up.Shu Yanning could occasionally sneak in the keys to play the piano when he was away from home, but most of the time he could only practice his fingers with a finger weight.

He returned to the bedroom and sat at the desk, still focusing on the book in his hand.

Little brat, let me climb up to see if you see the phonetic version of Cucurbit Baby, Ye Yi crawled up along his trouser legs, sweating profusely, and finally grabbed Shu Yanning's jacket, he Just about to continue going up, Shu Yanning noticed something on her body, looked down and saw him, and blinked.

Ye Yi felt that there was a shadow over his head. He took time out of his "busy schedule", glanced up, and saw that there was no smile on Shu Yanning's cute, baby-fat face. Own.Ye Yi was so frightened that his hand was about to fall off, Shu Yanning reached out to catch him, and put him on his book. The two stared at each other for a long time, and finally Ye Yi couldn't hold back anymore. Sitting down cross-legged, he didn't care about his nakedness, and started to show off his acting skills again, only to see his chin lifted, and he spoke with a little conceit.

"Kid, do you know who I am?"

Shu Yanning was silent.

"I'm just amazing" Hey, what's my name this time?It seemed to be very foreign, so foreign that he couldn't understand why he had such a bad name.

Is this the name of the elf world?

The system covers the face and reminds "Ishmael!"

This name comes from the Bible, and it was given to the child of Yahweh after hearing the cry of Hagar, the handmaiden. It means "God heard", but the meaning of this name is not intended to be explained to the host, after all, this is an IQ in my family. Mentally retarded.

"Hey, I'm the great Ishmael, your fairy tale elf, tell me what dreams you have."

Shu Yanning was silent.

"Do you think fairy tale elves can be owned casually?" Ye Yi slapped the table and stood up with his arms akimbo, "You still don't offer me the most delicious candy!"

Speaking of eating candy, Ye Yi himself was a little speechless. He read the information again and realized that he was expelled from the fairy tale world because he stole candy from a child. This little elf is worse than taking drugs. At first, he ate it secretly, but later he developed it to be open and aboveboard and stretched out his hand in front of the children, scaring many children, and then he was complained.

Shu Yanning remained silent, then pushed him away from her, and turned her eyes to the book again.

I'm so embarrassed!

Ye Yi moved closer with a shy face, only to realize that the book Shu Yanning was reading was full of tadpole essays, and it turned out to be a collection of piano music.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! !

"Hey! I'm talking to you, didn't you hear me?" The elf was angry, lying on his sheet music like a rogue, raised his head and said indignantly.

Shu Yanning finally frowned, and said in a boy's unique clean voice, "You are so annoying!"

I'm an elf, how about an elf, don't normal children have to shine their eyes when they see me, what the hell is it so annoying?

"What are you talking about, you dare to say that I'm annoying, be careful I'll use a spell to turn you into a mouse!" The elf opened his mouth to scare him when he heard that he actually disliked him.

Shu Yanning picked up the book and shook it. Seeing the elf slipped onto the table again, she put the book down in satisfaction, still unable to take her eyes off the score.

"Ah!" The elf clenched his fists angrily and screamed out of breath.

Hmph, I want to read a book, but I have no way, I'm going to kill you!

"Hello!" Shu Yanning called him.

The elf thought he wanted to admit his mistake, and his proud nose turned up to the sky. He stopped, folded his arms and said, "Give me a candy, or I won't forgive you!"

Shu Yanning grabbed him and put it on the book, the elf lay down very naturally and ordered, "Hurry up, I want a big white rabbit, a golden monkey, oh oh Jiajia!"

Then Shu Yanning closed the book.

closed.

I go!Almost crushed me to death!

"Ahhh, Shu Yanning, you dead boy!" The elf was caught in the book, and he couldn't push it away, screaming in anger. He was about to curse again when the book was opened again. Shu Yanning looked at him silently for a while, and said, "How do you know my name?"

The little boy had an innocent expression and a puzzled tone, and looked very cute and cute.

"They say I'm an elf from a fairy tale!!!" The elf has already frowned, and has no intention of admiring his cuteness.

"Oh!" Shu Yanning nodded, pulled him out again, and continued reading.

It's really embarrassing to play a one-man show alone!

"I want to eat candy! I want to eat candy! Don't you understand?" The elf saw that he ignored him again, and his whole body was about to explode, but he also learned his lesson, and didn't run to Shu Yanning's book anymore, and even deliberately After walking a little further, observing the escape route, he opened his mouth and asked for more sugar.

"I don't have sugar!"

Shu Yanning didn't like to talk since he was a child. His mother used to take him to be checked for autism in children.

But today, he was forced to say everything for three days by this so-called great fairy tale elf.

The elf is also very good at observing words and expressions. Seeing that the child is about to soften, he hardened himself, and said with a chest, "I don't care! I want to eat candy!"

Shu Yanning's pink and tender face still bears the palm prints left by Shu Qian. He looks pitiful, but the youthful and mature look on his face weakens the pitifulness. For the first time, I puffed my face, showing my unhappiness.

This should be the expression of a child!Ye Yi was satisfied.

The elf who was standing far away from Shu Yanning saw his bulging face and made a grimace triumphantly, then ran over and stepped on his hand on the table a few times, then ran away to see if he was more angry.

"" Shu Yanning shook his hand, too lazy to argue with him.

Seeing that he had no intention of revenge, the elf sat down in peace, muttering, "I want candy! Eat candy!"

Shu Yanning couldn't take it anymore, she stood up and was about to leave, when she turned her head and suddenly saw the box of candy sent by her mother on the bookcase.

Almost forgot!

"Little brat, where are you going, take me with you!"

Seeing him get up, the elf called him immediately.

He took the candy off the bookcase and opened it, handing one to the elf who kept bugging him.

"If you eat candy, you are not allowed to talk." Shu Yanning did not forget to add a sentence when he handed over the candy.

The elf nodded fiercely, hugged the sugar in his arms and licked it lightly. After licking it, he fell down with a plop.

There was a drunken look on his face.

I wipe!It's fucking better than taking drugs. Why didn't I think sugar was so delicious before.

Ye Yi felt that his body became lighter, and his eyes couldn't be opened anymore.

He actually fell asleep with Tang in his arms in a dizzy state.

Shu Yanning remained silent, took out a piece of paper from the tissue box, covered the elf in it, and then, who never ate candy, took a piece of candy and tasted it in his mouth.

Not tasty at all.

The elf said his name was "Ishmael!"

After a long time, Shu Yanning remembered this strange name, and realized that God really heard his loneliness, so he let him accompany him.