Fast time travel, if you leave the protagonist, you will be critically ill
Chapter 60 Mr. Pumpkin 1
When the system took Ye Yi away from Shu Yanning's world this time, he was very rude, throwing his sincerity and time axis casually. After everything was settled, he sneered at Ye Yi who had returned to the system space, and said: " If you can still make waves in the next world, I will resign!"
Ye Yi waved his hand and smiled awkwardly: "Don't, don't, I will definitely follow the mission route this time."
System: "Hmph, I have carefully selected this world, and I have already bet on my dignity!"
"Okay, you choose, you choose, as long as you think it's right, I promise I won't complain." Ye Yi almost raised his hand to swear.
The system snorted again and sent him to the new world.
……
There is a legend in Ireland that a young man named Jack couldn't go to heaven after death because he was very stingy, and he couldn't go to hell because he played tricks on the devil, so he could only wander around with a lantern, waiting for the judgment day.Later, in order to scare away ghosts on Halloween, people made jack-o-lanterns to represent Jack with a lantern.
And Ye Yi became the jack-o-lantern seller this time—Jack!
What, am I that wandering spirit?Ye Yi panicked.
The system took a deep breath and said, "Are you mentally retarded? It's Jack who sells jack-o'-lanterns!" Risking salary deductions to spoil the host in advance, but the host is an idiot.
"Oh, that's it, don't be angry, don't be angry." Ye Yi made mistakes in three consecutive worlds, and now he is cowardly facing the system like a grandson.
"Actually, your real name is Jarvis, but because you are too stingy in business, and you are the first to sell pumpkin lanterns every year, you have the nickname 'Pumpkin Jack'." Program, lest the host make mistakes and still rely on himself, "This task is only three days old, I tell you, sell the jack-o-lantern to the protagonist, and you can leave, and if you make a mistake again, you will screw your head off! Start now Let’s make jack-o-lanterns and sell them at the market on the third day.”
what what?I haven't learned this skill to make jack-o-lanterns, have I?
"Well, Brother Lu, do you know how to do it?"
"Of course I..." I don't know, I actually forgot this.
So in the next two days, the system and Ye Yi, with the help of Baidu, started the "hard" production process.
But it was so ugly that he didn't see it. Ye Mi, who had drawn countless knives in his hand, finally rolled his eyes amidst the ridicule of the system countless times, and threw the knives away unwillingly.
"I didn't say that, I haven't celebrated Halloween since I was a child, isn't it a bit difficult for you to force me to make a jack-o-lantern!"
"... I have never met a host who disrupts the plot like you since I was a child. Are you a bit strong! Human! So! Difficult!" The system almost gritted its teeth.
Ye Yi was afraid that it would mention this matter now, and when he mentioned it, he hesitated for a second, and sure enough, he immediately picked up the knife and started killing a pumpkin.
Even though he worked so hard, there were not many jack-o-lanterns that could be taken out on the third day. Ye Yi spent a long time picking and picking, and barely picked a few and took them to the market.
On the way, the system was surprised to find that he had learned a new skill during the period of being tortured by the host—a woman's sixth sense!
But today, its sixth sense told it that things would not go so smoothly, so it ordered and threatened the host 10086 times along the way.
Oh, God bless!
……
After standing in the market for a whole day without seeing the protagonist, Ye Yi, who was laughed at by the businessmen in the same market for his decline in manual skills, began to suspect that this world was deliberately created by the system to torture him.
Soon it was dark, people in the market left one after another, and the stall owners packed their things and were ready to go home.Only Ye Yi still sticks to the broken pumpkins in front of him.
"Hey, Jack, don't you want to go home?" The man in the booth next door had already sold out his second-hand stuff, and he wrapped his leather jacket tightly and greeted Ye Yi.
The disheartened Ye Yu lazily shook his head.
snort!Go home, I really want to go home, I feel like I have been reduced to a little match girl.
The man didn't force it, shrugged indifferently, lit a cigarette for himself with a match in his hand, and then walked away.
Ye Xi sniffed and looked at the man's back enviously. After a while, he was the only one left in the whole market.
"Brother Lu, is the protagonist not coming today? Why don't we go back?"
System: "Shut up, I'll screw your head off if you bring it home again!"
What else can I say, continue to watch the night!Ye Yi lowered his head and sorted out the jack-o-lanterns on the booth, and turned the fronts to his side to compare carefully. He wanted to pick the best one and sell it to the protagonist later. Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the opposite side and picked it up. The jack-o-lantern in front of him.
I rely on!Scared me.Ye Yi looked up and saw a man wearing a big cloak whose face could not be seen clearly.
System: "Attention, the target task is approaching!"
"It's ugly!" The man threw down two words, hugged the jack-o-lantern in his hand, and turned to leave.
Hey, hey, doesn't the protagonist pay for everything?
"Sir, you haven't paid me the reward for the jack-o-lantern yet." Ye Yi stopped the protagonist.
System: "You fucking..." Shut up!
It's over, it finally knows why it feels that it can't carry out the task smoothly.
"Remuneration?" The man stopped, thinking he had heard it wrong. "Are you asking me for a reward?"
Oops, I don't like what you said.
"I didn't steal or rob, I didn't pull your home network, I didn't share your home appliances, why can't I ask you for money!" Ye Xi went back angrily.
System: "Can you stop talking? I beg you..."
The man finally turned around this time, walked to Ye Yi's booth again, and reached out to take out something in his arms.
"Look, if you ask for money, you have to be firm, and he just paid for it!" Ye Yi watched his movements and couldn't help showing off to the system.
The system didn't speak, wishing to shut down permanently.
"Stupid Muggle..." the man whispered something, and finally took out his wand from his arms.
Ye Yi only saw him mumbling something while pointing at him with a stick, and the next second he fell to the ground and couldn't move.
what happened?Ye Yi tried hard to move his fingers, but he couldn't feel the existence of his fingers. He wanted to kick his feet again, but he still didn't feel the existence of his feet.
Damn, what did he do to me?
The system looked at Ye Mi who was turned into a pumpkin, and said with trembling lips: "I really want to kill you!"
Before Ye Yi could understand where the system's anger came from, the man actually knelt down and picked him up.
Hug up! ! !
As a man, I have dignity. He wanted to tell that man to put himself down, but his mouth seemed to be stuck, and he couldn't make a sound for a long time.
"I like to make jack-o-lanterns by myself." The man looked down at Ye Yi with a rather cold tone.
What are you doing, put me down quickly!Ye Yi screamed in his heart, but he couldn't say a word.
The system said faintly: "This world may be your last stop!"
"What do you mean?" Ye Yi asked hurriedly.
"You have become a pumpkin..." The system gambled on its dignity but still failed to prevent the host from committing suicide. "The protagonist may have used you as a pumpkin."
I have become a pumpkin! ! !
The man turned the fresh pumpkin in his hand slightly, and the pumpkin automatically became smaller, and he tucked it into his sleeve, and then he recited a spell with his wand, and in an instant, there was no one on the whole street, only leaves were left. The jack-o-lanterns on the resettlement stalls lined up in a single row.
Ye Yi's eyes were dark, and he thought of many ways to escape, but the premise was that he was flexible in his hands and feet.
There was really no other way, so he had no choice but to look through the protagonist's profile under the system's suggestion.
The protagonist Ellison is the orthodox heir of a magical family. He fell in love with an ordinary girl on the way to school. Who knew that his family only accepts purebred wizards and refused to admit their relationship. In desperation, Ellison had to elope with the girl , but met a vampire and killed the girl, from then on the protagonist became black, stole the dark magic book of the wizarding world, and made the whole wizarding world into a miasma.
Damn, I'm really going to die now...
The system sensed Ye Yi's panic, but couldn't help but sneer: "Don't be afraid, being a jack-o-lantern is another way to live!"
"I regret it so much, why are you so dedicated!" Ye Yi burst into tears.
The system couldn't bear to look directly at "What does this have to do with dedication?"
Ye Yi put on a show and said, "I just want to highlight Jarvis's stinginess!" Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, he would risk his life for the pumpkin money.
System: "Heh..." The ghost believes you, obviously just want to add drama to himself!
Ye Yi waved his hand and smiled awkwardly: "Don't, don't, I will definitely follow the mission route this time."
System: "Hmph, I have carefully selected this world, and I have already bet on my dignity!"
"Okay, you choose, you choose, as long as you think it's right, I promise I won't complain." Ye Yi almost raised his hand to swear.
The system snorted again and sent him to the new world.
……
There is a legend in Ireland that a young man named Jack couldn't go to heaven after death because he was very stingy, and he couldn't go to hell because he played tricks on the devil, so he could only wander around with a lantern, waiting for the judgment day.Later, in order to scare away ghosts on Halloween, people made jack-o-lanterns to represent Jack with a lantern.
And Ye Yi became the jack-o-lantern seller this time—Jack!
What, am I that wandering spirit?Ye Yi panicked.
The system took a deep breath and said, "Are you mentally retarded? It's Jack who sells jack-o'-lanterns!" Risking salary deductions to spoil the host in advance, but the host is an idiot.
"Oh, that's it, don't be angry, don't be angry." Ye Yi made mistakes in three consecutive worlds, and now he is cowardly facing the system like a grandson.
"Actually, your real name is Jarvis, but because you are too stingy in business, and you are the first to sell pumpkin lanterns every year, you have the nickname 'Pumpkin Jack'." Program, lest the host make mistakes and still rely on himself, "This task is only three days old, I tell you, sell the jack-o-lantern to the protagonist, and you can leave, and if you make a mistake again, you will screw your head off! Start now Let’s make jack-o-lanterns and sell them at the market on the third day.”
what what?I haven't learned this skill to make jack-o-lanterns, have I?
"Well, Brother Lu, do you know how to do it?"
"Of course I..." I don't know, I actually forgot this.
So in the next two days, the system and Ye Yi, with the help of Baidu, started the "hard" production process.
But it was so ugly that he didn't see it. Ye Mi, who had drawn countless knives in his hand, finally rolled his eyes amidst the ridicule of the system countless times, and threw the knives away unwillingly.
"I didn't say that, I haven't celebrated Halloween since I was a child, isn't it a bit difficult for you to force me to make a jack-o-lantern!"
"... I have never met a host who disrupts the plot like you since I was a child. Are you a bit strong! Human! So! Difficult!" The system almost gritted its teeth.
Ye Yi was afraid that it would mention this matter now, and when he mentioned it, he hesitated for a second, and sure enough, he immediately picked up the knife and started killing a pumpkin.
Even though he worked so hard, there were not many jack-o-lanterns that could be taken out on the third day. Ye Yi spent a long time picking and picking, and barely picked a few and took them to the market.
On the way, the system was surprised to find that he had learned a new skill during the period of being tortured by the host—a woman's sixth sense!
But today, its sixth sense told it that things would not go so smoothly, so it ordered and threatened the host 10086 times along the way.
Oh, God bless!
……
After standing in the market for a whole day without seeing the protagonist, Ye Yi, who was laughed at by the businessmen in the same market for his decline in manual skills, began to suspect that this world was deliberately created by the system to torture him.
Soon it was dark, people in the market left one after another, and the stall owners packed their things and were ready to go home.Only Ye Yi still sticks to the broken pumpkins in front of him.
"Hey, Jack, don't you want to go home?" The man in the booth next door had already sold out his second-hand stuff, and he wrapped his leather jacket tightly and greeted Ye Yi.
The disheartened Ye Yu lazily shook his head.
snort!Go home, I really want to go home, I feel like I have been reduced to a little match girl.
The man didn't force it, shrugged indifferently, lit a cigarette for himself with a match in his hand, and then walked away.
Ye Xi sniffed and looked at the man's back enviously. After a while, he was the only one left in the whole market.
"Brother Lu, is the protagonist not coming today? Why don't we go back?"
System: "Shut up, I'll screw your head off if you bring it home again!"
What else can I say, continue to watch the night!Ye Yi lowered his head and sorted out the jack-o-lanterns on the booth, and turned the fronts to his side to compare carefully. He wanted to pick the best one and sell it to the protagonist later. Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the opposite side and picked it up. The jack-o-lantern in front of him.
I rely on!Scared me.Ye Yi looked up and saw a man wearing a big cloak whose face could not be seen clearly.
System: "Attention, the target task is approaching!"
"It's ugly!" The man threw down two words, hugged the jack-o-lantern in his hand, and turned to leave.
Hey, hey, doesn't the protagonist pay for everything?
"Sir, you haven't paid me the reward for the jack-o-lantern yet." Ye Yi stopped the protagonist.
System: "You fucking..." Shut up!
It's over, it finally knows why it feels that it can't carry out the task smoothly.
"Remuneration?" The man stopped, thinking he had heard it wrong. "Are you asking me for a reward?"
Oops, I don't like what you said.
"I didn't steal or rob, I didn't pull your home network, I didn't share your home appliances, why can't I ask you for money!" Ye Xi went back angrily.
System: "Can you stop talking? I beg you..."
The man finally turned around this time, walked to Ye Yi's booth again, and reached out to take out something in his arms.
"Look, if you ask for money, you have to be firm, and he just paid for it!" Ye Yi watched his movements and couldn't help showing off to the system.
The system didn't speak, wishing to shut down permanently.
"Stupid Muggle..." the man whispered something, and finally took out his wand from his arms.
Ye Yi only saw him mumbling something while pointing at him with a stick, and the next second he fell to the ground and couldn't move.
what happened?Ye Yi tried hard to move his fingers, but he couldn't feel the existence of his fingers. He wanted to kick his feet again, but he still didn't feel the existence of his feet.
Damn, what did he do to me?
The system looked at Ye Mi who was turned into a pumpkin, and said with trembling lips: "I really want to kill you!"
Before Ye Yi could understand where the system's anger came from, the man actually knelt down and picked him up.
Hug up! ! !
As a man, I have dignity. He wanted to tell that man to put himself down, but his mouth seemed to be stuck, and he couldn't make a sound for a long time.
"I like to make jack-o-lanterns by myself." The man looked down at Ye Yi with a rather cold tone.
What are you doing, put me down quickly!Ye Yi screamed in his heart, but he couldn't say a word.
The system said faintly: "This world may be your last stop!"
"What do you mean?" Ye Yi asked hurriedly.
"You have become a pumpkin..." The system gambled on its dignity but still failed to prevent the host from committing suicide. "The protagonist may have used you as a pumpkin."
I have become a pumpkin! ! !
The man turned the fresh pumpkin in his hand slightly, and the pumpkin automatically became smaller, and he tucked it into his sleeve, and then he recited a spell with his wand, and in an instant, there was no one on the whole street, only leaves were left. The jack-o-lanterns on the resettlement stalls lined up in a single row.
Ye Yi's eyes were dark, and he thought of many ways to escape, but the premise was that he was flexible in his hands and feet.
There was really no other way, so he had no choice but to look through the protagonist's profile under the system's suggestion.
The protagonist Ellison is the orthodox heir of a magical family. He fell in love with an ordinary girl on the way to school. Who knew that his family only accepts purebred wizards and refused to admit their relationship. In desperation, Ellison had to elope with the girl , but met a vampire and killed the girl, from then on the protagonist became black, stole the dark magic book of the wizarding world, and made the whole wizarding world into a miasma.
Damn, I'm really going to die now...
The system sensed Ye Yi's panic, but couldn't help but sneer: "Don't be afraid, being a jack-o-lantern is another way to live!"
"I regret it so much, why are you so dedicated!" Ye Yi burst into tears.
The system couldn't bear to look directly at "What does this have to do with dedication?"
Ye Yi put on a show and said, "I just want to highlight Jarvis's stinginess!" Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, he would risk his life for the pumpkin money.
System: "Heh..." The ghost believes you, obviously just want to add drama to himself!
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