Saving the world every time I wake up
Chapter 64: The Black History of the Great Phoenix
It is said that after Bai Ren regained his memory, he instantly remembered many things with Cang Lan before.
But memory is also quite mysterious. After all, it is impossible to remember all the memories of the past life for so many years. It is just that he can roughly know the framework, just like writing an essay must have an outline. He roughly knows what the past life is like. It's one thing, but it doesn't take a while to recall carefully. It takes careful thinking to remember all the things at that time.
Like now.
Bai Ren used the water in the dragon heart pool to heal Qilin and White Tiger. Because Qilin is wood-type, its life force is relatively strong, so it can be cured by soaking in the pool by itself. The metal nature of White Tiger is more troublesome, but it is still not willing. Cooperation, kept staring at Cang Lan, Bai Jian had to use spiritual power to tie his whole body tightly, then stuffed a ball of cloth in its mouth, rubbed and massaged it like bathing a cat, and relieved it The pain of the wound.
While doing it, he naturally recalled the things about the white tiger in his mind, and his eyes suddenly became not so good-looking.
Cang Lan was lying on the tree holding the dim sum that Bai Ren made this morning, gnawing on it, inexplicably felt that there was a cool and shady sight under the tree, he blinked his eyes, and lowered his head to look with some doubts.
Bai Ren threw the little white tiger to the bank, handed it to Di Bao who came over to be kneaded by Baba, jumped onto the fire plane tree, and stared at him.
Cang Lan felt a little flustered, but her face was always unwilling to show weakness, she raised her chin and said, "What's wrong?"
Bai Ren pointed to the little white tiger on the shore who was abused by Di Bao, and said faintly: "I suddenly remembered something."
Cang Lan suddenly sat up straight, coughed, and said: "I suddenly remembered that there is something I forgot to do, I'll go out for a while."
Bai Ren said sullenly: "If it's your master's soul, I've gone to see it. He still needs to be nurtured for a while before he can be reincarnated. If it's Gu Ling's space, it has completely collapsed, including the people inside. , If Bing... cough, my father, he is still fighting Fengxuan. As for that big penguin, he and his host are still in Antarctica to recover their strength, why are you going?"
Cang Lan: "..."
Cang Lan opened her mouth, "I..."
Bai Ren said angrily: "This is already what I remember, the sixth time you tricked me, the first time you took me to the chicken shed to steal food, but the hen chased me so that I had childhood shadows, the second time you took me I went to find food, but I stole a fish and came back. When that person met you later, you pushed the pot and said I stole it. The third time I roasted a chicken for you, you lied to me and said that the chicken would grow a long time in autumn if it was planted. Pile it up, causing me to bury myself, the fourth time you let me learn to fly, obviously my wings haven't grown yet, you threw me directly from the air, causing me to almost fall from a ball to a ball Bian Tuanzi, the fifth time you bathed me in the geothermal spring, halfway through the bath you ran out to vent your breath, and almost drowned me in it, the sixth time..."
He took a few breaths, feeling genuinely miraculous that he was alive: "You you you you...you use me to trap cats, trap cats!"
Pointing at the wet and miserable white tiger cub on the ground, he couldn't help but want to wipe away his tears in sorrow, "Tell that cat, come with me, there will be birds to eat... some birds will eat..."
Cang Lan looked up at the sky and said silently: "A chicken is also a bird..."
Bai Ren said angrily: "There was no chicken by your side, I was the only bird!"
Cang Lan retorted: "Me too."
Bai Ren choked for a moment, feeling helpless, "Then I can't just eat you."
Cang Lan propped her chin and sighed, "Then I can still feed you to the cat?"
Bai Ren was satisfied, "Then you really don't want to eat me, it's fine if you don't."
Cang Lan: "..."
When did this group become so easy to coax? He remembered that last time he remembered the incident of taking a bath in a geothermal spring, he quarreled with him for a whole night. In the end, he helped him take another bath as a sign of the end of the Cold War. It was so easy to uncover this time, and he was still a little unaccustomed to it.
Unexpectedly, Bai Ren said again in the next moment: "Even if it is a lie to me, I am satisfied."
Cang Lan: "..."
How should I put it, it's not a lie, at least he definitely didn't think about feeding the cat with Tuantuan at the time, but it's just...
Itchy hands want to tease the cat.
Forget it, let's not tell him the truth.
This is just one of them.
Then one day, the two of them went out together to gather scenery, because Cang Lan suddenly wanted to learn watercolor painting.
After listening to the course for a few days, they went to a beautiful flower field.
Cang Lan turned Bai Ren into the real body, shrunk him down to the size of a watermelon dumpling, put it in the flower field, and painted it.
Bai Jian obediently became his model.
Because Canglan taught him to control the power in his body before, now it can use the two spiritual powers of ice and fire at will, or restrain one side and only leave the other. Small dumpling.
Xiaotuanzi squatted in the flower group and waited for a long time. Under its expectant eyes, Cang Lan finally finished the painting.
Xiaotuanzi rushed over to look, and saw that on the white drawing paper, a big red flower supported a round and fluffy little dumpling, the bright red almost dazzled the eyes.
Xiaotuanzi blinked, "Why do I feel that this scene is a bit familiar..."
Cang Lan: "..."
He tore and tore the drawing paper with lightning speed, and the ice shards flew all over the sky, shining like a piece of diamond-like brilliance.
He clapped his hands as if nothing had happened, and said lightly: "The drawing is not very good, I will draw again."
Xiaotuanzi raised his head silently, stared at him with dead fish eyes, and said faintly: "I remember..."
Cang Lan: "..."
Cang Lan coughed, and said solemnly: "Memories and everything are empty, let's draw again."
Xiaotuanzi stretched out her small wings, wiped away her tears, and choked up, "How could you be so cruel and feed me human flowers..."
Cang Lan trembled and splashed some paint on his body. He looked up at the sky, "Why, I didn't know it was a piranha..."
Xiaotuanzi blinked, "Really?"
Cang Lan nodded seriously, "That day was actually like this..."
What is it actually like?
After eating in the tavern with Tuan Tuan in his arms, he passed by a flower field on his way back, thinking of picking two flowers to make a flower bed for Tuan Tuan to play with.
At that time, he drank some wine, and his feeling was not so sensitive. Besides, plants were always very good at concealing their aura, so he didn't realize for a while that there was a flower that had become a spirit in the flower field there, and it was the flower king of that flower field.
He wandered around, picked a flower that he thought was the biggest and the most beautiful, and was going to pick it off, but the flower was covered with thorns, it was really not easy to do it, and if he used spiritual power, he accidentally killed it , need to find a tool.
He put the ball in the center of the big red flower, thinking that it would let it feel the softness of the flower bed in advance, then he lowered his head to look for something in the storage bracelet, and finally found an invulnerable glove. up.
Cang Lan: "..."
Cang Lan said depressedly: "At that time, I thought you were disobedient and ran away, and I thought that I would spank your ass when I went back. Who knew that you were swallowed by that flower, so I wondered. As for the fire phoenix, how could it be swallowed by a flower that is nothing more than a demon soldier without making a sound, how can you do that!"
Xiaotuanzi curled up into a fluffy ball, and said weakly: "Then you haven't noticed a little demon soldier cannibal, you don't even know that people swallow me in front of you."
Cang Lan: "..."
Cang Lan grabbed Xiaotuanzi and slapped it on the ass, "I'm weak and you still call me, if it weren't for me, would you be able to escape from the belly of that flower?"
Xiaotuanzi screamed sharply: "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been swallowed!"
What I got in return was two "slaps" on the buttocks.
Facts have proved that the tsundere Phoenix must not be messed with. If you mess with it, just sleep on your stomach at night.
After this incident, Bai Ren was disliked by Cang Lan for a long time, until one day, Bai Ren was injured.
The reason for the injury is also very speechless, because the General Administration has detected that a awakened monster has appeared somewhere in the capital, and the energy level is still relatively strong, at least above A level.
At that time, other S-level and above people in the General Bureau happened to have missions that were not in the headquarters, so they went there without hesitation. As a result, the shape of the monster was beyond his expectation, it was a... hen monster.
The strength level is indeed A+, which is not enough compared to Bai Ren's SS level, but what Captain Bai fears most in his life is the hen, and when a hen monster suddenly appears, Captain Bai is shocked and twists his waist up.
Although the hen demon still surrendered to the phoenix's despotic power and came back to Dayao Mountain obediently afterwards, the noble waist of the captain will not be healed in a short while.
He lay on the branch, took off his shirt, and said with an extremely depressed expression: "Why is it a hen? I'm not so afraid of a rooster, my God! It also said that it will wait a few days for it to lay an egg." Give it to me, I don't want to see it in my life!"
Cang Lan sat next to him, took a medicine bottle and wiped his waist, hating iron for not being strong: "It's just a chicken, what are you afraid of!"
Bai Ren shook his body and said with a mournful face: "The shadow of childhood! You don't understand!"
Cang Lan snorted coldly, "Shadows or something, just scare them. When I lift it up to you and shake it a few times, you won't be afraid of anything."
Bai Ren screamed: "Don't, I was wrong!"
Cang Lan flicked his head with one finger, "You're so stupid!"
Bai Ren rubbed the back of his head and sighed depressedly, feeling the cold touch between rubbing his fingers on the back of his waist, and suddenly thought of something, "Oh, I remembered something, didn't I have it once before, oh, it was because you never The time I threw it in the air, I dislocated my wings when I flapped them vigorously..."
Cang Lan suddenly changed his face, "You remember wrong!"
White Blade: "..."
Bai Ren said faintly: "...I remember that time I was injured and lay down for a long time, and then you tied my wings flat into two rice dumplings..."
He covered his face in pain, "...fly a kite!"
Cang Lan: "..."
Obviously teaching you how to fly!But the method is a bit stupid.
The evil black history!
But memory is also quite mysterious. After all, it is impossible to remember all the memories of the past life for so many years. It is just that he can roughly know the framework, just like writing an essay must have an outline. He roughly knows what the past life is like. It's one thing, but it doesn't take a while to recall carefully. It takes careful thinking to remember all the things at that time.
Like now.
Bai Ren used the water in the dragon heart pool to heal Qilin and White Tiger. Because Qilin is wood-type, its life force is relatively strong, so it can be cured by soaking in the pool by itself. The metal nature of White Tiger is more troublesome, but it is still not willing. Cooperation, kept staring at Cang Lan, Bai Jian had to use spiritual power to tie his whole body tightly, then stuffed a ball of cloth in its mouth, rubbed and massaged it like bathing a cat, and relieved it The pain of the wound.
While doing it, he naturally recalled the things about the white tiger in his mind, and his eyes suddenly became not so good-looking.
Cang Lan was lying on the tree holding the dim sum that Bai Ren made this morning, gnawing on it, inexplicably felt that there was a cool and shady sight under the tree, he blinked his eyes, and lowered his head to look with some doubts.
Bai Ren threw the little white tiger to the bank, handed it to Di Bao who came over to be kneaded by Baba, jumped onto the fire plane tree, and stared at him.
Cang Lan felt a little flustered, but her face was always unwilling to show weakness, she raised her chin and said, "What's wrong?"
Bai Ren pointed to the little white tiger on the shore who was abused by Di Bao, and said faintly: "I suddenly remembered something."
Cang Lan suddenly sat up straight, coughed, and said: "I suddenly remembered that there is something I forgot to do, I'll go out for a while."
Bai Ren said sullenly: "If it's your master's soul, I've gone to see it. He still needs to be nurtured for a while before he can be reincarnated. If it's Gu Ling's space, it has completely collapsed, including the people inside. , If Bing... cough, my father, he is still fighting Fengxuan. As for that big penguin, he and his host are still in Antarctica to recover their strength, why are you going?"
Cang Lan: "..."
Cang Lan opened her mouth, "I..."
Bai Ren said angrily: "This is already what I remember, the sixth time you tricked me, the first time you took me to the chicken shed to steal food, but the hen chased me so that I had childhood shadows, the second time you took me I went to find food, but I stole a fish and came back. When that person met you later, you pushed the pot and said I stole it. The third time I roasted a chicken for you, you lied to me and said that the chicken would grow a long time in autumn if it was planted. Pile it up, causing me to bury myself, the fourth time you let me learn to fly, obviously my wings haven't grown yet, you threw me directly from the air, causing me to almost fall from a ball to a ball Bian Tuanzi, the fifth time you bathed me in the geothermal spring, halfway through the bath you ran out to vent your breath, and almost drowned me in it, the sixth time..."
He took a few breaths, feeling genuinely miraculous that he was alive: "You you you you...you use me to trap cats, trap cats!"
Pointing at the wet and miserable white tiger cub on the ground, he couldn't help but want to wipe away his tears in sorrow, "Tell that cat, come with me, there will be birds to eat... some birds will eat..."
Cang Lan looked up at the sky and said silently: "A chicken is also a bird..."
Bai Ren said angrily: "There was no chicken by your side, I was the only bird!"
Cang Lan retorted: "Me too."
Bai Ren choked for a moment, feeling helpless, "Then I can't just eat you."
Cang Lan propped her chin and sighed, "Then I can still feed you to the cat?"
Bai Ren was satisfied, "Then you really don't want to eat me, it's fine if you don't."
Cang Lan: "..."
When did this group become so easy to coax? He remembered that last time he remembered the incident of taking a bath in a geothermal spring, he quarreled with him for a whole night. In the end, he helped him take another bath as a sign of the end of the Cold War. It was so easy to uncover this time, and he was still a little unaccustomed to it.
Unexpectedly, Bai Ren said again in the next moment: "Even if it is a lie to me, I am satisfied."
Cang Lan: "..."
How should I put it, it's not a lie, at least he definitely didn't think about feeding the cat with Tuantuan at the time, but it's just...
Itchy hands want to tease the cat.
Forget it, let's not tell him the truth.
This is just one of them.
Then one day, the two of them went out together to gather scenery, because Cang Lan suddenly wanted to learn watercolor painting.
After listening to the course for a few days, they went to a beautiful flower field.
Cang Lan turned Bai Ren into the real body, shrunk him down to the size of a watermelon dumpling, put it in the flower field, and painted it.
Bai Jian obediently became his model.
Because Canglan taught him to control the power in his body before, now it can use the two spiritual powers of ice and fire at will, or restrain one side and only leave the other. Small dumpling.
Xiaotuanzi squatted in the flower group and waited for a long time. Under its expectant eyes, Cang Lan finally finished the painting.
Xiaotuanzi rushed over to look, and saw that on the white drawing paper, a big red flower supported a round and fluffy little dumpling, the bright red almost dazzled the eyes.
Xiaotuanzi blinked, "Why do I feel that this scene is a bit familiar..."
Cang Lan: "..."
He tore and tore the drawing paper with lightning speed, and the ice shards flew all over the sky, shining like a piece of diamond-like brilliance.
He clapped his hands as if nothing had happened, and said lightly: "The drawing is not very good, I will draw again."
Xiaotuanzi raised his head silently, stared at him with dead fish eyes, and said faintly: "I remember..."
Cang Lan: "..."
Cang Lan coughed, and said solemnly: "Memories and everything are empty, let's draw again."
Xiaotuanzi stretched out her small wings, wiped away her tears, and choked up, "How could you be so cruel and feed me human flowers..."
Cang Lan trembled and splashed some paint on his body. He looked up at the sky, "Why, I didn't know it was a piranha..."
Xiaotuanzi blinked, "Really?"
Cang Lan nodded seriously, "That day was actually like this..."
What is it actually like?
After eating in the tavern with Tuan Tuan in his arms, he passed by a flower field on his way back, thinking of picking two flowers to make a flower bed for Tuan Tuan to play with.
At that time, he drank some wine, and his feeling was not so sensitive. Besides, plants were always very good at concealing their aura, so he didn't realize for a while that there was a flower that had become a spirit in the flower field there, and it was the flower king of that flower field.
He wandered around, picked a flower that he thought was the biggest and the most beautiful, and was going to pick it off, but the flower was covered with thorns, it was really not easy to do it, and if he used spiritual power, he accidentally killed it , need to find a tool.
He put the ball in the center of the big red flower, thinking that it would let it feel the softness of the flower bed in advance, then he lowered his head to look for something in the storage bracelet, and finally found an invulnerable glove. up.
Cang Lan: "..."
Cang Lan said depressedly: "At that time, I thought you were disobedient and ran away, and I thought that I would spank your ass when I went back. Who knew that you were swallowed by that flower, so I wondered. As for the fire phoenix, how could it be swallowed by a flower that is nothing more than a demon soldier without making a sound, how can you do that!"
Xiaotuanzi curled up into a fluffy ball, and said weakly: "Then you haven't noticed a little demon soldier cannibal, you don't even know that people swallow me in front of you."
Cang Lan: "..."
Cang Lan grabbed Xiaotuanzi and slapped it on the ass, "I'm weak and you still call me, if it weren't for me, would you be able to escape from the belly of that flower?"
Xiaotuanzi screamed sharply: "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been swallowed!"
What I got in return was two "slaps" on the buttocks.
Facts have proved that the tsundere Phoenix must not be messed with. If you mess with it, just sleep on your stomach at night.
After this incident, Bai Ren was disliked by Cang Lan for a long time, until one day, Bai Ren was injured.
The reason for the injury is also very speechless, because the General Administration has detected that a awakened monster has appeared somewhere in the capital, and the energy level is still relatively strong, at least above A level.
At that time, other S-level and above people in the General Bureau happened to have missions that were not in the headquarters, so they went there without hesitation. As a result, the shape of the monster was beyond his expectation, it was a... hen monster.
The strength level is indeed A+, which is not enough compared to Bai Ren's SS level, but what Captain Bai fears most in his life is the hen, and when a hen monster suddenly appears, Captain Bai is shocked and twists his waist up.
Although the hen demon still surrendered to the phoenix's despotic power and came back to Dayao Mountain obediently afterwards, the noble waist of the captain will not be healed in a short while.
He lay on the branch, took off his shirt, and said with an extremely depressed expression: "Why is it a hen? I'm not so afraid of a rooster, my God! It also said that it will wait a few days for it to lay an egg." Give it to me, I don't want to see it in my life!"
Cang Lan sat next to him, took a medicine bottle and wiped his waist, hating iron for not being strong: "It's just a chicken, what are you afraid of!"
Bai Ren shook his body and said with a mournful face: "The shadow of childhood! You don't understand!"
Cang Lan snorted coldly, "Shadows or something, just scare them. When I lift it up to you and shake it a few times, you won't be afraid of anything."
Bai Ren screamed: "Don't, I was wrong!"
Cang Lan flicked his head with one finger, "You're so stupid!"
Bai Ren rubbed the back of his head and sighed depressedly, feeling the cold touch between rubbing his fingers on the back of his waist, and suddenly thought of something, "Oh, I remembered something, didn't I have it once before, oh, it was because you never The time I threw it in the air, I dislocated my wings when I flapped them vigorously..."
Cang Lan suddenly changed his face, "You remember wrong!"
White Blade: "..."
Bai Ren said faintly: "...I remember that time I was injured and lay down for a long time, and then you tied my wings flat into two rice dumplings..."
He covered his face in pain, "...fly a kite!"
Cang Lan: "..."
Obviously teaching you how to fly!But the method is a bit stupid.
The evil black history!
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