[Comprehensive] Bear kids save the world

For a period of time, she was always thinking about how to travel through?

She was fed up with the hustle and bustle of the city and the indifference of human feelings.

Even more, I have been alone, with no one to talk to.

She had forgotten which year it started. There was a palace drama that opened a brand new door to the audience.

Since then, there have been palace fights, house fights, village fights, business fights, military fights... all kinds of chaotic dramas have been brilliant and exciting, stimulating people's eyes and ideas.

"It's just... life... life... (life)... endless, fighting... endless!"

So, she, who has always been timid and stuttering, seems to have finally found a spiritual comfort that suits her.

She became a hard-core fan of Zhaidou novels.

If I read too many novels, I tend to become obsessed.All day long, she fantasizes that one day she will also become a heroine through time travel, relying on high IQ and modern knowledge, in any era of another dimension, relying on the struggle in the back house to create her own foundation.Marry one or several handsome guys.

She had thought about all kinds of deaths, but because she was timid and afraid of pain, she didn't dare to do anything to herself...

It's just that the Great God of Time Traveling took care of her after all, she traveled through...

That was as a house fighting madman, she had finally summoned up the courage to practice it in real life...

She tried to frame that nasty girl who always scolded her for stammering...but it didn't work...

When a lightning strike strikes her, it will strike her to death, until she is transmigrated.

She just couldn't figure it out, this was a foretelling from the heavens that those who did bad things would always be struck by lightning.

Or God was finally moved by her sincerity.

In short, she wore it, and once she wore it, she went to Mars... and became a sister of Mars named Marilyn.

Thinking about those seniors who traveled in a low-key way, she always felt that her starting point was too high?

Is this all leaving the earth and going towards the big universe?

Could this herald a new era for her house fighting career?

That's right, even if she travels to Mars, she can still start a house fight.Relying on your rich modern knowledge and smart mind, you can find a husband who is a complete mess, and then successfully become a winner in life in the big universe. Don't be too monotonous!

Our ideal in life is to defeat Mars and occupy the Milky Way. (No cavities.)

"Earth? Why mention that kind of rural place? I heard that it was captured by our aliens a few years ago. Now Edo City has become a place for some aliens who do not seek to make a living, looking for work to make a living. Mary Lian, I will tell you as a good friend. It is because you are always like this, Xiaoli and the others will suspect that you are from a country girl. It is not your fault that you look like a person from the earth. It is you who keep mentioning the earth That's wrong." Fang, a 15-year-old fashion girl with tentacles, scolded her old-fashionedly, she looked like a country girl from the earth. ①

In other words, is this the magical dimension?

She has never been good at science fiction, and she has never read a single science fiction novel.Why is this swollen?

She couldn't understand Edo Castle's mysterious horse.She only vaguely knew that there was an Edo era in Japan.

Well, a wealth of modern knowledge, cross that out.

She has already dressed up as a big Martian, let's forget about the small town on the earth.

Marilyn, the little Martian girl of the house fighting system, clenches her fist.

Since knowledge is unreliable, she can rely on her wit, find a domineering alien husband, and occupy the galaxy.

By the way, can my husband look like a person from Earth?With tentacles on her head, wings on her body, slimy body and horns, she barely endured it as a best friend.If it was her husband, she was very afraid that she would be scared to death when she woke up.

"Marilyn, Marilyn..." The gay girl with tentacles poked our heroine hard.

"Well? Why Papa?"

"I still want to ask what are you thinking? Your mother told you to go home for dinner!" Papa patted her head angrily.

Marilyn finally woke up like a dream, and ran towards her Martian mother.

The girl Papa, who was completely ignored, said to her friends, "Marilyn is like this because her brain was smashed by meteor fragments. You don't need to pay attention to her words! Be lenient and you won't die from the stars. I haven't heard of it." ?”

"..." Running and running, Marilyn didn't come up after hearing these words. She almost stepped on a stone and fell to her death.

"You see, her brain can no longer control her body well." Papa looked upright.

"Marilyn is so pitiful." The friends looked at her sympathetically, and vowed never to say that she looked like a human from Earth again.

"..." After finally getting up, she accidentally fell down Marilyn again, and suddenly felt that her knee was so painful.

Well, she's a serious Martian.Forget about the god of the little earth.

In other words, after traveling to Mars, the happiest thing is that she has a mother again.

Besides her mother likes to wear sexy clothes, she has a gentle and generous personality, and is good at housework and various cooking.

Most importantly, her Martian mom looks like an Earth hottie.

"By the way, mom, tell me quietly, are you really not from Earth?" The second benefit of transmigrating into Marilyn is that, except when you are particularly nervous, you miraculously stop stuttering.

The next moment, she was slapped into the rice bowl by her mother...

"Your mother is so swollen, maybe she is from the country, you bastard! Who else is old? Every time your mother goes out, people will be mistaken for 18 years old, okay?"

You dress so coolly all year round and show off your good figure.Please tell me yourself, did my Martian father make it?

Everyone thinks it's strange that you are 18 years old, at least 25 years old to be believed? An 18-year-old girl would not dress so transparently and leakily.

Well, such a strange power and such a wonderful aesthetic are enough to prove that her mother is indeed not from Earth.

Earthlings seem unable to do such a thing.

With a calm face, Marilyn got up from the rice bowl, raked the rice grains off her face, collected them into the bowl, and continued to eat...

I have to say that Mama Martian is an excellent cook.

But, who can tell her.

Martians actually eat rice, what kind of bloody setting is this?

It has to be said that the creator of this sci-fi world is too imprecise.

Forget it, I'm wearing Mars anyway, so get ready to fight.

There is a mother in the family who has a gentle personality, but is not careful that her force is beyond the table.And the father who has been working outside all year round to earn money and has never met.

Marilyn hoped that some top-notch relatives would come out and join them in earning a house and grabbing land, bullying the orphans and widows.

However, I heard that on this small planet around Mars, they are the only ones who look like people on Earth.

Well, no relatives, so what about the best neighbor?

I heard that many years ago, her mother was followed on the street, and accidentally beat a 2-meter-tall man until he couldn't take care of himself...

Neighbors, every time they see her mother, they smile like flowers.

No way, Marilyn had no choice but to turn her target to her friends.

The house fight is dead, let's upgrade the village fight directly.Life is so helpless.

Hey, if you don't build, if you don't fight (house) fight, there is no survival value!

However, no matter what she did or said.Someone always explains it for her.

"Forgive Marilyn, she was shot by meteor fragments. I don't remember many things. Even her mother doesn't remember. My brain is not working well. I heard that she is definitely dead. But she relied on The patience and strong vitality that came from the bloodline made it through abruptly. The doctor on duty at the time was almost scared to pee. They thought they had encountered a fraudulent corpse. So, everyone, don’t worry about Marilyn.”

"..." Marilyn suddenly felt a pain in her knee.

Traveling through the resurrection of the gods with corpses, sounds tyrannical.But... in fact, people would suspect him of becoming a fool.

"Hey...Marilyn, this piece of cloth is for you. I'll just pick something else." The alien girl, who looks as beautiful as a goblin, forcefully stuffed the cloth for fighting into Marilyn's hand .

Then she looked at her sympathetically, as if saying, you are in such a miserable situation, Marilyn, I shouldn't have robbed you of things.Sorry I was wrong.

I go.Did you go to the wrong set?

Don't you play the role of a glamorous vixen?If I don't defeat you, why should I upgrade?

Can you guys still have fun together?

Can she still carry on smoothly, great, my big Martian village fight career?

How could these people be like this?One by one is simply too inhumane!

Mars is so lonely, no one will play house fights with her?

On the eve of Marilyn's 16th birthday, a simple elder brother with horns thrust a delicately packaged box into her hand.

"I'm sorry, Marilyn, I really can't accept your intentions. I still like girls who don't look like people from Earth. Of course, Marilyn, I'm not saying that you are bad..."

Brother Niujiao hadn't finished speaking when he was thrown out by a Niujiao girl.

"Asshole, Newton, give up. I will never forgive you for making Marilyn sad."

"..." Marilyn stood there blankly, not knowing that the gift box in her hand fell to the ground.

The monster is a group of sisters and friends, and immediately rushed over to hug her.

"Oh, our poor Marilyn, why are you so swollen!" "I've lost my memory, and I'm still being rejected by my crush." ​​"Men are bastards, they discharge randomly if they don't like it."

"..."

The little Marilyn struggled with her last breath, and finally crawled out of the monster sister group.Finally, he completely despaired of his life in Mars Village.

Can everyone let her be down-to-earth, have a chance, and have a good time fighting in the village?

Really, she really isn't even interested in handsome guys with horns, okay?She really didn't bother to talk about the taste of her predecessor.

She just wanted to fight.Why not even give her such a chance?

How is she still?

The Martian girls of the Big Friends Group all cried for her.

They swore to the death to protect the poor and weak Marilyn who had lost her memory, had a bad mind, and was abandoned by her first love.Anyone who dared to bully Marilyn was stabbed to death.

See for details, poor Newton.

I heard that this gentleman's character is too outrageous, and he is collectively despised by the Martian girls.I have to go to the earth to work, otherwise I will not find a marriage partner in this life.

God, these evil, simple, bad-minded Martian girls.

It's going to be idle all day long, anxious to get angry, how can Marilyn, who is about to burst out of the universe, be swollen?

According to the girls in the village, the loss of love hit Marilyn hard.Now all the girls, whether they know each other or not, will say, my God, Marilyn, that poor child...

Two months later, the legendary poor Marilyn completely broke out.I was admitted to the coolest spaceship company in the galaxy to be a stewardess.I heard that the acceptance rate of flight attendants is 1w to 1.Little Marilyn has completely become the pride of their village, and the fans of Mars are constantly growing...

In the joyful celebration of the sister group.Marilyn gulped down a large glass of wine.

Bye, simple-minded country girls, my mother is finally going to step over Little Mars and go directly to conquer the big universe.

The house fighting spirit horse starts from the spaceship first.The beautiful and scheming Kong sisters, the big Marilyn is here.

As the saying goes, opportunities come with dangers.

Within three months of being a flight attendant, the pure and lovely Marilyn got along well with a group of flight attendants who were beautiful on the outside and dirty on the inside.

Everyone agreed that Marilyn was a child from childhood and could not become grand.

Marilyn was in the shadows, sniggering frantically.

Marilyn hadn't had time to start her "battle" after all.

One day interstellar pirates robbed their spaceship.

The flight attendants, including Marilyn, were not so nervous when they heard that there was only one pirate.

"But it was a night rabbit."

In an instant, the friends disappeared without a trace, and some people even wanted to jump out of the warehouse forcibly regardless of their lives.

"Night Rabbit, what is it?" Marilyn was like a fool, unable to respond.

"Marilyn is really a country girl. She has never even heard of Yetu, the strongest mercenary in the universe. Marilyn is a fool who doesn't explain." The cat-eared girl hiding in the closet couldn't help but complain.

After speaking, she opened the door of the cupboard and saw that the cat-eared lady couldn't help being stunned.

I saw that Marilyn was already lying on the ground, her body was blood red...

The King of Yetu Mountain, who wanted to carry out the robbery to the end by himself, was a little shocked when he entered.

What is the situation?He hasn't acted yet, why is it like a murder scene?

Yetu stepped forward cautiously, stretched out his fingers... grabbed a handful of "blood" from Marilyn's body, and stuffed it into his mouth...

"Ketchup is amazing, I like it the most."

Things have come to such a deceitful point, but Marilyn still continues to pretend to be dead with a resolute face...

Marilyn thought very well, the ketchup is amazing, she likes to eat it, so she left after eating.If there is not enough food, there is still in the corner, you can get it yourself.Staring at the lying girl looks swollen?

However, the king of the mountain who robbed was obviously not there. Marilyn thought so innocently, but she still couldn't eat the package?

Pick up Marilyn and prepare to take her away by force...

Sure enough, when I was full, I wanted to do something ox.It was simply too outrageous.

This is simply the loss of human nature, and it does not conform to the moral style of my universe at all.

There are also those good colleagues who actually hid in the cabinet and crashed to death at such a critical moment.

It was simply too indifferent, too ruthless, and too vexatious.

If not, there are only three cabinets, and Marilyn also got into it.If I had known it earlier, I would have played the cat-eared girl, and Marilyn had drilled it herself.

So, at the critical moment of life and death, Marilyn broke out into the small universe again.

"Your Majesty!" Marilyn grabbed Yetu's collar vigorously, and looked at him helplessly with eyes full of fear.

"If you want to kidnap and sell, there is an F cup hidden in the left cabinet; if you want to get married, you can choose the cute girl with cat ears in the right cabinet. In the lower cabinet, there is a girl with glasses. If you want to be a secretary and warm the bed, she is an elf Yo. Of course, if you want, you can knock them all out and take them away. Please let the little girl go, the little girl is really just a country girl with earth blood. And there are some naive mothers, and some people who go out and run around Dad. There are still a bunch of Martian good friends waiting for me to go home. Please let QAQ go!"

Then... Marilyn was knocked out by the cool King of the Mountain and taken away.

God always spares no effort to send down revelations, and if you do bad things, you will always receive retribution.

Selling out teammates is simply unreasonable, and everyone is angry.So only the hard-working Marilyn was captured by the King of Yetu Mountain...

A few months later, a short man in traditional Chinese clothes and braids kicked open the gate of their cottage.

"Xiao, you bastard, it's wrong to ask you to be a monster hunter with me. You actually went to be a pirate. Now it's a good thing you even snatch women!"

The hero finally appeared, and he was obviously domineering.

The King of the Mountain is obviously no match for the hero.The one who was beaten by the hero, rolled over and flew back, was embedded in the wall, and was picked out again... grabbing the collar and beating hard...

The kick flew up to the ceiling and fell down again...

There's even a hole in the wall...

Marilyn was so excited to watch, she almost moved a small bench and poured a cup of tea.

"Brother, you misunderstood. I didn't snatch this woman. I was in a serious relationship with her. I called you here for the purpose of getting married. Look, she has a big belly. It would be embarrassing if she didn't get married. By the way, child I've already thought of the name, and I'll call it Little Lily. Why don't you have two children in your family, and I have a child too. We are in love. Don't you think so, dear?"

The King of the Mountain who was beaten half to death by the elder brother didn't know what to throw, and the teapot in front of Marilyn's eyes shattered in an instant.

"Yes. Brother, you have misunderstood my husband. We are purely in free love. We hooked up and got pregnant before we were married. We got married with a child." Marilyn lowered her head, tears streaming down her face.

Sure enough, heroes are always late.

You are needed to uphold justice and save the underage girls who have lost their way.Why didn't you show up a few months earlier?asshole!

Now you are raging and pulling the bunker sky, can you use it for wool?

The raw rice has been cooked for several months, and even the steamed buns are already cooked, why are you still here?

Tell you, it's too late, did you make it?

The author has something to say: ①Country girl: Here I borrowed Kagura’s saying, saying that the earth is in the country for the sake of spoofing.

In the anime, in the Yoshihara chapter, in the scene where Afutu played Kagura, Afutu asked Kagura if she was from Earth, and Kagura said that she is a city girl, not a country girl.Covering his face, thinking of Kagura's hometown in the city, the host really couldn't hold it.

Seeing Afutu, the stupid author deeply felt that Yetu was not so impersonal.You see how Afu Rabbit has the same kind of love.You can die for Kagura and the people on Earth, but you can't die.And what Afutu has a crush on is Peacock Ji Hua Tuo.so……

②The setting in this article is Lily's father, Yetu Lily, who dresses up as Martian girl, and then keeps dying, Lily's mother who wants to play house fighting.

ps: The author of this article feels like a fish in water, I don’t know if it’s an illusion.Cover your face...

After many years, I really feel that I have true love for Gintama, and I can die laughing at the sight of it.

Well, this article has nothing to do with the original work, it just borrows a lot of character settings from the original work. The ones that are really related are the Kagura family, the wig family...

Just in case, I write the main background.

At the end of the Edo period (more than 20 years ago in this work), mysterious aliens called "heavenly beings" struck, and the war between humans and celestial beings broke out instantly. Take part in the battle.

After seeing the powerful strength of Tianren, the shogunate immediately bowed its head, gave up the samurai, and signed an unequal treaty with Tianren, allowing them to enter the country.Later, the "Abolished Sword Order" was issued, so that the samurai had forgotten how to implement their Bushido.Since then, the shogunate has been controlled by heaven and man, forming a "puppet regime", resulting in the corruption of power, and gangs and villains are therefore rampant.

In such an era, a man who still retains the soul of a samurai, Sakata Gintoki, and his companions Shimura Shinpachi and Kagura run the Master House and live a whimsical life happily.

The four major mercenary races in the universe:

Night Rabbits (やとぞく)

The strongest and most vicious mercenary nation has destroyed countless planets.There is the custom of "kin killing", thus creating a path to extinction.

The appearance is no different from that of a human being. It is characterized by white to almost transparent skin, exaggerated strange power and terrible resilience. No matter how serious the trauma is, it can recover overnight (except for fractures and broken arms). The weakness is the sun. So always carry an umbrella, and some even have bandages wrapped around their faces or hands and feet.

Weapons are brute force and an umbrella.A strong body consumes a lot of energy, so there is a considerable appetite.

Dakini tribe

A race with the appearance of evil spirits.They were originally a group of warlike and brutal races, but in fact, there are also gentle people like Pinufu.

The horns on the head are regarded as "the pride of the Tujini people", so they must not be broken off.I can't take a hot bath because of my sensitive constitution, and I will burn when I touch the lubricating fluid.

The Tujini people who appear in this work include Pinufu and Ghost Lion.

(Please be a strong onlooker in this article, passer-by A Niujiaomei.)

Chen Luo (しんらぞく)

A race that looks like an elf.It is characterized by sharp ears and white hair on the forehead. When performing assassination missions, it will cover its face with a cloth. Unlike Yetu and Tujini, Chenluo is good at group warfare and will sacrifice individuals to achieve group victory.

Lotus family (れんほうぞく)

Elizabeth's race.Known as the "White Phantom", it is humanoid like the Night Rabbit, wearing a white puppet (duck) outfit.

o(╯□╰)o, it’s amazing to eat a red and white machine with rice, the original setting is too ridiculous, the stupid author couldn’t hold it, and changed it.