Mystery does not change nonsense [comprehensive comics]

"Today's metaphysics is to drink yogurt while squatting on the toilet, go up and down, and flush away non-qi. It should be noted that after squatting in the toilet, you must not wash your hands, and you must not flush the toilet, so as not to wash away the European energy. After everything is ready, you can draw, big brother has accumulated 10 consecutive draws, I wish you good luck, goodluck~"

The Two-dimensional girl on the screen of the mobile phone said something very unreliable and a little disgusting, but the voice was so sweet that people could barely hear it. In the end, a slender finger tapped the screen and slid, and finally stopped at In the comment section, although it has only been posted for an hour, the number of comments seems to have exceeded 1k. It can be roughly seen that more than half of them are metaphysics successes, and the other half are crying and only get to the bottom.

In this world that generally bows to the power of Europeans, Africans want to survive, except for krypton gold, which probably depends on metaphysics.

The Metaphysics website came into being. Of course, this website is not a website for Taoists who love Taoism to discuss Taoism, but provides all mobile game metaphysics for the use of the majority of Africans. With the website, the release of the app is also an additional product , in order to make it more convenient for people to use.

Acura Metaphysics is the most popular metaphysics website today, with the most users, the highest success rate of metaphysics, and two-dimensional teenagers and girls to choose from, so it is very popular with everyone.

Some people succeed in every test of metaphysics, and naturally there are others who fail in every test.For example, he is an African who can be called a king. Not a single user on the Metaphysics website does not know him, and gave him a nickname, the African king.

Hee hee hee!

A year ago, he spent a lot of money, and after eating instant noodles for three consecutive months, he quickly changed his metaphysics. Then, the number of times he succeeded in a year was so small that he questioned his life, but he firmly believed that he Sooner or later, he will become a European, and this new metaphysics will witness his transformation into a European.

——Every time the new metaphysics comes out, I say this again, and the result is obvious.

Looking at the difficulty of squatting in the toilet while drinking yogurt in the comments, he smiled charmingly at this. It’s not that he is boasting. He will have diarrhea within a minute after drinking yogurt. Not only yogurt, but also all irritating foods. Run to the toilet.

This metaphysics is completely prepared for him!Stomach problems are not in vain!

"Gulu Gulu——" After drinking the yogurt in one gulp, squatting in the toilet, he started the game in a hurry. The screen of the phone was covered, so he didn't dare to show any light, for fear that Ouqi would escape if he was not careful.Guessing that the time is about the same, he carefully opened the phone, but before he could see clearly, a burst of bright light hit him, he closed his eyes unconsciously, and when he opened them again——

His bed becomes a building!

He was gasping for breath. He didn't know why he was very tired. He seemed to have run for several kilometers. Not to mention a new set of clothes. He even wore a hat on his head, which made his hair wet.He took off the hat and leaned his hand on his heart. His heart was beating violently, and there was still a lingering fear. Feeling the lingering fear, he couldn't help but see seven or eight women chasing him wildly in his mind.

The woman in the picture is quite sweet, but the eyes that would eat him up made him tremble, and his legs softened and he sat on the ground.

Why did those images appear in his mind?He followed the time-traveling trend and became a fashionista?

He looked around in confusion, feeling very sad in his heart, the card he hadn't had time to look at!

Fuck, there is a head floating in the air!

"Let me introduce myself first. I am the head of the Royal Science Department of the Ou Universe. You can call me Minister Shabi. According to the data analysis of the Ou Universe website we put on the earth, you have never succeeded in using metaphysics. I am also very curious. , What caused you to be so... No, so I specially made a portable Acura, and you replied to me a few days ago."

"You can rest assured about the safety. Its operating principle is no different from the games you play. In view of my personal hobby, I added another function to this gadget. It will broadcast live without dead ends for 24 hours. By tipping you You can get the Acura Stone needed for drawing cards."

"This system combines the three games of lovelive, Mengbai and Onmyoji. Because of the different ways of drawing cards, I will refer to their commonality as Ouzhou Stone for short."

"Excuse me, do you have any questions?"

There are so many problems!

Although Minister Shabi spoke very slowly, there was no chance for him to interrupt at all. He could only listen to it with a dazed expression, and suddenly asked him to ask a question. He didn't know what to ask instead. Yu Yu asked, "First, I don't remember what website I read, and I don't want to study why I am so wrong!"

He emphasized the words "so wrong", and he was very resistant to admitting the fact that he was an African, "Second, I want to go home now."

Shabi shook his head, "I am very sorry to tell you that the function of going home is set to be activated by collecting all the cards and cannot be modified, and your identity will also be set as a character very close to the new map, so that You collect the cards faster, please work harder."

"Think of it as a game, I think you'll probably feel better, so have a good time."

After saying this, Shabi disappeared, replaced by a transparent panel, like a holographic online game, with his name, health bar, level and experience points marked on the upper left corner, and a small panel on the upper right corner. On the map, there is a small white dot on the map, which is probably him, and there are some small blue dots and a large black area around it.

He tried to call Shabi several times, but there was no response at all.

If there is no response, there is nothing to do, just treat it as playing a game—how is it possible, how can it be repaired!He rummaged through his clothes trying to find the system, and found a mobile phone in his trousers pocket. There was only one software in the mobile phone—Ou Zhou.

After searching for a long time on Acura, apart from knowing how to draw cards, I couldn't find a way to go home at all.

【Master, Lord Sabi asked me to remind you, remember to check the mailbox. 】

mailbox?Click the envelope-style button, and there is a letter lying there alone.

"What's the name of Ito Xuanji! Cheng's surname plus metaphysics, no matter how I look at it, I won't become European, okay? It's not as good as my original name... What is my original name?" Ito Xuanji Feeling that he had forgotten something important, but couldn't remember it, he stared at the screen absently for a while.

Suddenly, as if waking up from a dream, he murmured irritably the words on the screen, "This world is Kuroko's basketball. Your identity is a freshman in Seirin High School, and the club you joined is the basketball club. You are a professional student, a part-time actor——no wonder just now There will be scenes of being chased by women, it seems that this identity is quite famous, the live broadcast method, you don’t need to say it out loud, the audience will hear what is in your heart, please go to Seirin High School now.”

"What's in my heart? Is there any *? I don't want to be treated as a lunatic if I say it out loud, and I don't want to be eavesdropped on my heart!!"

He only looked angry, as if he forgot to try to remember his name just now.

[The system will help you filter which words should be broadcast live, and which words are reserved for the host to share. 】

"That's good." Genko Ito nodded, slightly relieved the depression in his heart, and was about to walk in the direction of Seirin. After taking two or three steps, a box suddenly fell from the sky, falling very fast, and then gently It fell lightly into his hand.

Being scared three times a day, he said that his heart is not very good.

[Gift pack for beginners*1, this is a big gift pack sent by Master Shabi, this is the only one, please cherish it. 】

The novice gift pack includes a mysterious spell, three broken spells, 20 Aurora Stones, and 50 Gouyu.Looking at these, Ito Genkai couldn't restrain his inner * - have a good time

Clicking to draw a card, Ito Xuanke's body suddenly twisted uncontrollably, and there was a burst of music around him. His body twisted with the rhythm of the music, as if he was dancing awkwardly.It is completely impossible to stop now. Thinking about the awkward dance when drawing cards in the future, Ito Genkai has a premonition that before he collects all the cards and goes home, he is likely to die of embarrassment and anger.

[Ito Genkai obtained the Snow Girl, Three-tailed Fox, Red Tongue and Terracotta Warriors. 】

I can't believe that he is still very wrong, gritted his teeth, and he decided to get ten Aura Stones for the prince, ten Aura Stones for the young lady, and save Gouyu first.

[Ito Genko obtained Prince Avi and Prince Xi. 】

[Ito Genkai obtained r initial·Takasaka Honoka, r initial·Yazawa Nicole]

If an emoji was used to describe his current mood, it would be as if his body had been hollowed out.