Mistress, you should be sober GL

Sure enough, a troubled expression appeared on the little goblin's face, as if she was as terrifying as a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire.

"Okay, since you don't want to, then I will..." Fang Xiao deliberately prolonged the voice line, just to see the expression of the little goblin in front of him.

Bai Ye's expression at this time was very tangled, "We goblins are very serious, if it's okay, we will form a partner."

Originally, there are not many goblins now, if they still mess around, it will be bad, so after becoming a goblin, they must abide by the goblin's rules, if they don't decide to form a partner, then it's illegal.

Of course you can't do things that violate/law/crime/crime, but you can tell others, especially if this person already knows his identity.

"So there is such a rule?" Fang Xiao was also a little surprised, but guessed it was the setting in the novel, which made sense.

But it is really not what she wants to pursue if she wants to raise her like a pig like before, and still have the kind of life that can be seen but not eaten, just like raising piglets.

"Then how do you respond to me?" Fang Xiao really didn't know what to do, so Fang Xiao threw the question back.

What Bai Ye was waiting for was this sentence, and he changed back to his original shape with a flutter, and Bai Ye plunged into her arms with a flutter.

Speaking with the prototype for the first time, even the voice is much more immature than when it became a human.Bai Ye rubbed against her arms, her voice was soft, and the ocean in her big eyes seemed to overflow with water, "I'll be your little pet, can I warm your bed?"

Fang Xiao: "..."

Sure enough, I can't get used to this kind of cowardice.

With a cold face, Fang Xiao led her out of the door, then stood at the exit, threw the little dumpling to her own sofa in a bowling gesture, and then closed the door with a bang.

Bai Ye, who was stuck on the sofa, still had a "cute" look on his face. He didn't know what he did wrong. Could it be that his prototype was not cute enough?

Fang Xiao, who returned to her room, was about to explode. Except for the first world, she was always aggrieved. Giving this kind of thing is two-sided, but if the other party is a big counselor, then the other party It will be much harder.

At first I thought it was fun to tease her, but now Fang Xiao was really going to explode, and decided to let her hang out for a few days, so Fang Xiao closed all her doors and windows tightly at night, so that Bai Ye had no way to use the prototype to fly in, he was blocked with a dazed face.

However, what made Bai Ye even more unexpected was that the next morning, the little goblin who didn't know what to do with Fang Xiao yesterday went to Fang Xiao's house with a computer bag and knocked on the door with a wretched smile on his face.

What's even more irritating is that he even watched Fang Xiao open the door for him and then close the door.

According to his living habits, Bai Ye should be going to bed right now.But when she was lying on the bed, her mind was in a mess, and she didn't know what mood drove her to open her door silently, wanting to see when the little fairy would leave.

Eavesdropping Fengyun originally came here with the intention of getting to know another goblin. After all, I heard about that other woman yesterday. After being single for so many years, Eavesdropping Fengyun still wants to marry the same kind. After all, the human life span is too short. Short, he was afraid.

But after arriving at Fang Xiao's house, he seriously played games with him.

however--

He played a total of six games with Fang Xiao from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] noon, and spent the rest of the time coding, until his paws were about to cramp...

Raising the mobile phone in his hand, Fang Xiao raised his eyebrows and asked, "How is it? Do you want to compare?"

Although his heart was ready to move, what Eavesdropping Fengyun said was still, "Wait for me to rest for a while..."

Fang Xiao couldn't help but smile, Fang Xiao felt that today's gain is still very big, the person who eavesdropped on Fengyun's codes is really fast, in just such a morning, he has already coded [-] characters.

This is not the speed of a normal person at all, although he is indeed not a normal person, which made Fang Xiao ask a little curiously

, "Your hand speed is so fast, so what kind of fairy are you?"

"Isn't this obvious enough?" Raising his almost useless hands, eavesdropping Fengyun can be said to be very surprised.

"I've thought about it too, but I can't think of any animal with particularly fast hand speed." Fang Xiao doesn't want to pretend to understand if he doesn't understand. If he doesn't know, he just doesn't know, and even wants to know the answer urgently.

"It doesn't really have much to do with hand speed. Didn't you say that I could only see afterimages when I typed? That's because I let go of all my hands." Eavesdropping Fengyun was a little proud, " If a person has eight hands, it is a very scary thing, but if it is so fast that people can only see afterimages and cannot distinguish how many hands there are, then it is normal."

Fang Xiao: "..."

Fang Xiao: "Okay, don't talk about it, I understand."

"Hey." A little embarrassed, Eavesdropping Fengyun fiddled with his computer, sorted out all his saved manuscripts, and then felt that these few days should be his most diligent time.

Hardworking people should be rewarded. Fang Xiao let him sit on the sofa and went into the kitchen by himself.

Bai Ye here felt hopeless, she had been waiting since [-] o'clock in the morning, it was already lunch time, and the man hadn't come out yet!

She could even smell Fang Xiao's cooking at the moment, so there was only one answer, and that was that Fang Xiao kept that person for dinner at her home.

At the beginning, Bai Ye was lucky.After all, goblins can't eat indiscriminately, and there are very few things that can be eaten. For example, I have only drank milk for so many years, that is, I can eat Fang Xiao's dishes during this time.

But she waited and waited and waited, but she didn't see anyone coming out from inside.

In the situation where she couldn't see, Fang Xiao was actually very surprised. After she finished cooking and came out, she called Overheard Fengyun over.

Then she felt that the person in front of her hadn't eaten in about eight lifetimes...

"Uh...can I have another bowl?" Wiping his mouth, Eavesdropping Fengyun burped, but still shamelessly stretched out his own bowl.

Fang Xiao: "..."

After a short silence, Fang Xiao replied honestly, "I don't have any food in the pot."

Considering that the eavesdropping Fengyun is a man, when Fang Xiao was cooking just now, he even cooked half a pot of rice in consideration of his appetite, but the person in front of him is obviously full now, but he still wants to eat What is it like?Fang Xiao admits that he is not bad at cooking, but it's not to this extent, right?

"Hey..." Eavesdropping Fengyun smiled awkwardly, and after sighing, he touched his stomach, "I haven't eaten so full for a long time."

"How do you say this? Your manuscript fee is not low." Knowing that there might be other situations, Fang Xiao just asked normally, without any other meaning.

"Don't you know that I am a goblin? In fact, the life of goblins is not so easy. Before the founding of the country, the law was promulgated that you can't become a goblin. Therefore, under this condition, goblins who are disobedient and cultivated to become a goblin actually have some problems. ” After eating enough, the topic opened up, Eavesdropping Fengyun touched his stomach, and let out a long sigh.

Fang Xiao didn't quite understand what he said. In the original plot, the heroine had been eating the food cooked by the hero, and there was no problem.

But after thinking about it so carefully, she didn't seem to see Bai Ye next door cooking.But she ordered takeaway a few times before, so Fang Xiao never thought about it.

It's just that Fang Xiao became suspicious when he heard what Fengyun said.

Looking at the eavesdropping Fengyun who was paralyzed comfortably, Fang Xiao smiled, suppressing the doubts in his heart, "If you don't mind, can you tell me in detail?"

This is not a secret among the elves, and it's okay to tell it out, so the eavesdropping Fengyun didn't hold back, and told their secret straightforwardly.

To say the biggest difference between fairies and humans in the past is that fairies have great power but humans do not, and fairies live for a long time, while humans have a short lifespan.

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, in order to control this situation, all the goblins who became spirits became much weaker, and even the food they ate was very harsh.

People depend on food, even goblins need to eat.If you don't find food that suits you, you can only use your own strength to fill it, which is equivalent to consuming your own strength to keep yourself alive.

Although it has great power, it is not continuously supplied, especially if there is no food to eat.

This kind of goblin who can't find something suitable for them will become weaker and weaker, and their life span will gradually become similar to that of humans. Some goblins with relatively weak strength may even only live for dozens of years. Year.

Speaking of this, the expression on Overheard Fengyun's face became much sadder, "I was also happy for a long time when I found food that could supply me, it was all three years ago, I almost thought I was going to die When I was there, a kid handed me a jelly."

"Then how do you judge which food can be eaten and which food can't be eaten?" Fang Xiao's voice was much softer as it sounded a little distressing.

"Actually, it's about smelling. I was always looking for the smell I like at the beginning, but I couldn't find it for a long time. If I eat those smells that I don't like, I will be sick, because the jelly itself is actually not too much. It has a big taste, and it’s still sealed, so I didn’t even think that I could eat that thing at the beginning.” With a long sigh, Eavesdropping Fengyun felt that he was very lucky, “It’s a good thing I was eating it at that time. Thinking that I am going to die, just eat whatever you want, otherwise I will never find out that what I can eat is jelly."

After a short silence, Fang Xiao felt that he might have guessed something, but he couldn't help but be sure, "Is this the case for all goblins?"

Nodding, Eavesdropping Fengyun took out the jelly in his pocket and handed it to Fang Xiao, "I brought a lot of jelly here, because I can only eat this thing, but when you were cooking, that I like the taste very much, the kind that makes people salivate."

The pink jelly looked a little cute, and the imprint of a certain man was clearly on it. After taking his jelly, Fang Xiao probably guessed why the bird next door kept flying towards him.

The mood suddenly became a little subtle.

Bai Ye, who was waiting next door, didn't know that his secret had been completely exposed, and the consequences were even serious.

Bai Ye now only feels that his whole bird is about to explode with anger, it is already past two o'clock in the afternoon, and that one hasn't come out yet!

If we talk about business in the morning, then in the afternoon after dinner, Fang Xiao had an idea.She baked many cookies, all flavors, and tried them all for Overheard.

"Uh..." touching his stomach, eavesdropping on Fengyun's expression of pain, "I can't, I can't eat anymore, what do you want to do?"

"I'm going to open a pastry shop by myself, would you like to help me? Huh?" Fang Xiao packed up the remaining biscuits without raising her head.

Fang Xiaocai raised his head after hearing no echo for a long time, stuffed the whole bag of biscuits into his arms, and raised his eyebrows, "Why, isn't this a good thing?"

"No, it's not..." After being stunned for a while, Overheard Fengyun finally came to his senses, and looked at her with a smile, "I just want to know, is there any shortage of assistants in your store?"

"Is the one without salary okay? Food is included."

"Then let's talk about it first, I want to make a reservation first." This is simply the sound of nature, and Eavesdropping Fengyun feels that his good days are coming soon.

"I think it's good to leave it to you to advertise. The problem now is that I don't know where to open the store." Actually, it's not about making money, but if the things I make can really meet the needs of all fairies Taste, that's a good thing.

"It's okay to entrust me with the business of the store. I will take care of it for you in two months, but what about your editorial work? I think all the food must pass through your hands before you can eat it. If you are recruiting The idea is unlikely."

Of course, Fang Xiao has also considered this matter. The purpose of work is to make money. Now that there is a better way, it is of course no problem to change jobs. "Of course I have to resign, and two months is enough to hand over .”

Seriously discussed with Eavesdropping Fengyun all afternoon, and when Eavesdropping Fengyun returned, it was already past seven o'clock in the evening.

After finally waiting for the man to come out, Bai Ye dozed off and missed Fang Xiao's time to open the door.By the time she realized it, Fang Xiao's door had already closed.

He hadn't closed his eyes for a day and a night, and now Bai Ye was really sleepy, but he still insisted on becoming a prototype, and the dazed Chang Fang Xiao flew over there.

I have flown many, many times before, so now I am familiar with the road with my eyes closed.Flapping his wings, Bai Ye flew over smoothly.

Fang Xiao didn't want to pay attention to the knock on the window, but when she saw that something was wrong with the bird standing outside, she still opened the window.

Thanks to her timing, if it was later, the owl would have fallen from the window on the eighth floor.

"Coo... Coo..." Even if it was caught in his hand, the bird was still sound asleep, and he didn't feel the slightest danger just now. His small chest rose and fell, and his breathing was even and natural. Asleep.

As soon as Fang Xiao closed her hand, she was a little annoyed, but she didn't use too much force after all. She grabbed the sleeping bird and walked back to her room. Fang Xiao put the stinky bird in the towel for wiping his hair.

In fact, I am still a little angry in my heart, if I am not sure that Fengyun told her this today, I don't know when this coward will tell me.

But when she thought that this person could only eat one kind of food after staying in this world for so long, she still felt a little distressed.

But heartache is not the same as connivance. Of course, there must be means to deal with counselors. If she has been cowardly in her shell, Fang Xiao also feels that it is not a big problem not to fall in love for a lifetime. After all, falling in love with counselors is a big problem. To be pissed off.

Already having plans to open a store, Fang Xiao of course has to come up with a detailed plan. The physical store is to let those goblins hidden in the human world follow the taste, but the world is so big, and the taste of food can be beautiful. How far is it?

Thinking of this, Fang Xiao registered an online store by himself, and of course only sold some very easy-to-make items. After all, all items had to go through his own hands. If he still made some very complicated ones, the supply might be in short supply.

But like those that can be made in batches, it is much simpler and has a longer shelf life.

After making a document in his brain, Fang Xiao took some time to prepare some things that should be prepared. Fang Xiao wanted to praise his speed. Although it will take a few days to open, but the preparation You can never go wrong.

Bai Ye was woken up by the cold in the middle of the night. When he woke up, he was still a little dazed. It took him a while to realize that he was in a prototype state, but just now he felt cold because he was fooled by the air conditioner.

Animals are nocturnal animals, even without lights, they can see clearly in the white night.After realizing that this was not her room, her eyes quickly caught Fang Xiao lying on the bed.

It flapped its wings and flew over, and when it landed on her air-conditioning quilt, Bai Ye was still shaking.

Fang Xiao was sleeping soundly, his eyes were closed and he didn't move at all. After Bai Ye hesitated for a while, he still turned into a human form.

The bed was very big, Bai Ye's petite body didn't take up any space at all, maybe because he felt a sag on the bed, Fang Xiao turned over, found a flat place by himself, and moved into the bed.

After hesitating for a while between going back to his own room and lying down here, Bai Ye chose the latter.She got in without any muddy water, so in the morning, she was thrown out of bed with her whole body.

Yawning, Fang Xiao looked coldly at Lori who was kicked down by the clothes on her back, and asked, "When did you climb up?"

Little Loli felt a little wronged, and she pouted when she stood up, "I woke up from the cold in the middle of the night last night..."

"Didn't you say that you goblins have the rules of goblins? Why did you get into my bed even if you wouldn't give me anything?" Frowning, Fang Xiao stood next to her bed with a queen-like attitude .

"I... I was lounging... I didn't do anything else..." Little Lolita was even more aggrieved, obviously that male goblin stayed in her room all day, why did she stay by herself all night? Unhappy, obviously the one who wooed herself first, Bai Ye seriously felt the unhappiness in her heart at this time.

"Yo~ Could it be that you still want to do other things? For example, ask me to cook for you or something?" Fang Xiao was very angry when he thought of this matter, and his tone of voice was also very sour.

Bai Ye was also confused and a little dazed, but when she heard about cooking, she regained her spirits, moved over nervously, and whispered, "I'll tell you a secret ..."

"What..." Although he already had the idea of ​​resigning, he hadn't done anything yet, so Fang Xiao went to the bathroom to brush his teeth while talking.

Bai Ye's small body also followed her slowly, "I think that little goblin was plotting against you yesterday, do you know? I found out that I can eat what you made. This is a very strange thing." , because I used to only drink milk, and I didn’t sleep the whole day yesterday, and when the little goblin came out, I knew he was eating at your house.”

"Hmm..." With toothpaste foam in his mouth, Fang Xiao hummed in a complicated mood.

"Oh, I'm serious! Don't believe me, I used to be tall, even taller than you! It's because I can only drink milk and can't supply energy, so I'm only 1.5 meters tall now. This is a very serious matter! Not all goblins are good, if you meet a bad one, they will arrest you and make you keep cooking for him." Bai Ye's voice became more and more The more excited she gets, or else the bathroom is too small, Fang Xiao feels that she is going to jump up.

Spitting out the mouthwash, Fang Xiao looked at her and asked seriously, "Why did you tell me this?"

"I..." I don't know if it was because of excitement or other reasons, but Bai Ye put her finger on her face, "I just said it... Anyway, you have to be very careful."

"Well, I've made a note of it, but I'm going to work now." After touching her head that reached her shoulder, Fang Xiao's mood became more complicated, but the hair was really soft, and Fang Xiao couldn't help it. Knead a few times.

What does it feel like?Probably just discovered someone's secret, very angry and very angry, but in the next second, someone shared this secret with himself...

Punch in cotton.

Bai Ye felt that he had made it very clear, and even during this period of time, Fang Xiao's attitude towards her has improved a lot, at least allowing her to enter the room and chat.Occasionally, when Fang Xiao came back, he would invite her to go grocery shopping, and then cook together!Simply living in paradise.

After wandering around like this for more than a month, Bai Ye felt that he should be more serious and further reply to Fang Xiao's previous courtship, Fang Xiao answered the phone in front of her, "Oh? It's just upstairs Next? Okay, let’s go and have a look now.”

"What's wrong?" Bai Ye was stunned, obviously watching TV well...

"Eavesdropping Fengyun told me that he bought the store on the first floor, and it has been renovated. Let me go down and have a look. You can watch TV first, and I will go down."

Bai Ye: "..." I don't think she is listening to what I said before!