small puffer fish

Ye's father and Ye's mother sat at the dining table looking forward to the boy picked up by their precious son. Ye's mother stretched her neck so long. Ye's father pulled her and said disgustedly, "It's a giraffe again."

Mama Ye threw her eyes at him, "You don't care, that kid is so pitiful, we have to show some love."

"All right, all you have to do is you love me or not."

Just as he was talking, the door of Ye Qi's bedroom opened with a bang, and He Tun followed Ye Qi with his head slightly lowered. Oh, mother Ye saw the cute appearance of this child, and then thought of the tragic past that Ye Qi told her I can't wait to hold He Tun in my arms right now to influence him with love.

Ye Qi felt her mother's scorching gaze, and felt a burst of chills. It was miserable, and the light of the Holy Mother in his mother's legend was lit up again. He stretched out his hand and pulled He Tun out from behind him, pushing him against He Tun's back. Walking forward, showing the standard smile of a three-good youth, "Mom and Dad, He Tun is here."

He Tun had been taught deeply by Ye Qi in the bedroom, now he timidly raised his head to look at Ye's father and Ye's mother, and softly shouted, "Hello, uncle and aunt."

Mother Ye's greatest wish in this life is to have a daughter, but after ten months of hard work, she gave birth to a girl with a handle, so that's fine, who knew that a girl with a handle would be so cruel when she grows up.

What she wants is a little white rabbit, not a little white wolf. Now He Tun's timid look is very suitable for Ye Mama's appetite. She doesn't want to give half of her love to this soft little white rabbit right away.

He Tun felt that Ye's mother's eyes were shining with water, and he thought to death what he did wrong to make Ye Qi's mother cry, so he turned his head to look at Ye Qi in fright, but saw Ye Qi with a smile on his face Yes, I don't even have a bottom line in my heart.

He followed Ye Qi's instructions and made his movements softer and his voice softer. Why did he still have this effect? ​​It shouldn't be.

Could it be because he called Ye Papa Ye Mama ugly?

He Tun, who found the reason, was suddenly enlightened, and obediently admitted his mistake, "Uncles and aunts are not ugly at all."

Mama Ye was taken aback for a moment, then burst into laughter, stood up and beckoned He Tun to sit down, "What are you doing standing up, try the dishes made by Auntie."

He Tun went to look at Ye Qi again, Ye Qi shook his head, pressed him to sit down, "Look at me, it's time to eat."

Isn't it up to you if you don't understand?He Tun pouted and sat down obediently.

The more Ye Ma saw the child, the more she liked it, and she kept piling hills into He Tun's bowl, "Eat more, Auntie has made a lot."

When He Tun saw the delicious food, he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, looking forward to Ye Qi, Ye Qi couldn't laugh or cry, "Eat it quickly."

Mother Ye hit Ye Qi's bowl with her chopsticks, and said dissatisfiedly, "Did you bully him? I think he is quite afraid of you." Then she immediately changed the voice of coaxing the child to He Tun, "He Tun Ah, if he bullies you, you can say, Auntie will make the decision for you."

Papa Ye, who was eating at the side, was almost startled by his wife's pretentious voice and sprayed rice grains.

He Tun chewed something, puffed his cheeks and answered Ye's mother's words, "No, Ye Qi is very nice to me. I kick the quilt at night and he is afraid that I will be frozen and hug me to sleep."

Mother Ye paused for picking up vegetables, then looked at her son, and opened her mouth in disbelief, "You two sleep together?"

In the past, if someone touched the little baby's bed, he seemed to want to eat people, but now he actually sleeps with someone else, and the sun comes out from the west?

Ye Qi put a vegetable in his mouth, and lied without blinking, "He's afraid of the dark."

Ye Ma had a clear face, and looked at He Tun with even more pity. She was picking up vegetables and offering condolences. Her enthusiasm was comparable to that of a [-]-degree outdoor asphalt road. It didn't take long for her husband and son to be left alone. .

Father Ye and Ye Qi looked at each other, and they both saw the same meaning in each other's eyes: I might be a fake husband/son.

After eating enough, He Tun burped, as if his mouth had been smeared with honey, "Auntie's cooking is really delicious."

Ye Ma was so praised that her flowers trembled with laughter, and she waved her hand artificially, "No, no, you're flattering yourself."

Ye Qi couldn't stand his mother, so he dragged He Tun to the bedroom, but He Tun grabbed his hand, smiling like a chrysanthemum, "I like auntie."

Ye Qi narrowed his eyes, with a look on his face that you can only like me or I will drive you away, He Tun was threatened and covered his mouth obediently, and only dared to add in his heart, in fact, uncle is also quite good.

Back in the bedroom, He Tun lay on the bed stroking his chubby belly, looking satisfied, Ye Qi couldn't help but walked over and pulled him to sit up, "You can't sleep when you're full, you'll become fat."

He Tun asked reflexively, "Do you like fat people?"

Ye Qi rubbed the flesh on both sides of his cheeks, coaxing, "If you get fat, I don't want you."

He Tun immediately stood up and almost hit Ye Qi. Ye Qi quickly grabbed his hand, and asked inexplicably, "What's the matter?"

It's as good as chicken blood?

"I'll get up and walk around." He Tun puffed his stomach, "Otherwise I'll turn into a balloon like Uncle."

Ye was taken aback at first, and then realized that He Tun was talking about his father's beer belly. He couldn't help laughing out loud, letting go while laughing, He Tun pouted, and slowly started pacing in the bedroom, looking Like a little old man taking a leisurely stroll, Ye Qi let out a long sigh of satisfaction, life has become much more interesting with this little pervert.

The next day Ye Qi went to school as usual, and Qian reminded He Tun not to talk nonsense, He Tun nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and promised ten thousand times that he would keep his mouth shut.

Ye Qi was still worried, "Don't say you are my wife."

He Tun felt wronged, "But I am."

"Anyway, you can't say, and you can't say that I hugged you to sleep," Ye Qi rubbed his head, squinting his eyes, "Don't say that I kissed you, don't say..."

He Tun was confused by the endless inaccuracies, rolled his eyes, and said innocently, "Then can I ask uncle and aunt why your dick becomes hard?"

Ye Qi was defeated in an instant, holding He Tun's face and rubbing it vigorously, threatening fiercely, "If you dare to ask, you will die."

Why can't you ask? The simple little puffer fish expressed his incomprehension, but the little puffer fish, whose boyfriend is full of control, still nodded obediently.

Ye Qi was shocked by He Tun's cuteness, looked back at the door, it was tightly locked, then squeezed the flesh on both sides of He Tun's cheeks to make his mouth stick up, and kissed hard.

With a bang, He Tun blinked his eyes. Ye Qi had already thrown his schoolbag and tapped his head lightly with his thumb and index finger. He said in a cheerful tone, "The little pervert waited for me to come back at home obediently."

He Tun watched Ye Qi go out, stuck out his pink tongue and licked his lips, and smiled foolishly.Oh yeah, Ye Qiqiu finally kissed him instead of gnawing on him. There is progress and progress, so when can we continue to teach him to breathe?

A certain fish was lost in thought.

In the early morning of summer, the golden morning sun filled the entire campus. The school radio broadcasted unknown songs in the morning, brisk and melodious. Ye Qi sat by the window and looked lazily at the sky outside the window with his chin propped up.

The sky was blue and beautiful, he thought of He Tun for some reason, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth involuntarily.

An abrupt voice broke the quiet scene, Shen Yu approached treacherously, "Youth is thinking of spring."

Ye Qi put his head against his head in disgust, and scolded with a smile, "Get lost."

Shen Yu turned around and sat on the seat in front, raised her eyebrows, "Does that still live in your house?"

Ye Qi twirled the pen deftly, and hummed upon hearing this.

"Don't blame me for talking too much," Shen Yu leaned against the window sadly, and clicked his tongue twice, "You haven't figured out his details yet, so you're not afraid of any accidents."

Ye Qi frowned slightly, "My parents came back yesterday."

"I'll go," Shen Yu straightened up abruptly, her pretended sadness instantly turned into a gossip face, "How did you bluff it?"

Ye Qi smiled lightly, "Want to know?"

Shen Yu nodded heavily, his eyes were already shining, Ye Qi stretched out his hand to beckon him over, he leaned over mysteriously, only to hear Ye Qi utter four words in a slightly hoarse voice, "None of your business."

"Damn Ye Qi, you're kidding me."

Ye Qi continued to turn the pen, and gave an old man the look of playing with you, and then he recovered his seriousness and said, "Don't worry, I'm not stupid."

"Cut, you're the only one who is smart." Shen Yu gave him a blank look, and didn't ask any more questions.

Ye Qi looked at the sky outside the window again, his smile slightly retracted.

The details need to be found out but definitely not now, his parents have to find a way...  

The little pervert really broke his heart, alas, Ye Qi sighed slightly, the pen in his hand was still spinning rapidly.

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I'm going to write it in a different scene_I'm always sprinkling sugar for fear that you will get tired of watching it, so I'll sprinkle a few more chapters, and then do something [Don't be afraid! 】