Shangxian Cultivation Handbook

After Bi came out of Chan Lv's old lair, he was in a trance, and his walk was a little erratic.He knew that he and Tang Lu had always been the kind of people who would do anything for their own ends.In the past, when he was still a prince, the East Palace incident occurred, and he could push his mother to the guillotine for that chair.

As for Chan Lu...he thought, Chan Lu should be regarded as the type of Zhong Wuyan who has things to do but Xia Yingchun who has nothing to do.It can't be said that it is unscrupulous, but it really only thinks of you when something happens.

He should know, but he is really not reconciled.

Unspeakable dissatisfaction.

"Hello." Chuan Lu's voice came from behind him, and someone grabbed his wrist, "Bi, why don't you sit down?"

Bi squinted his eyes, shook his head for a while before opening his mouth: "Are you treating me to dinner? Are you caring about my hunger? Are you caring about my basic necessities?"

Zang Lu was stunned for a moment, then smiled, and Bai Fang dazzled: "Don't worry."

Well, since this person is in charge of his daily necessities, let's just sit and wait.

Then he passed out.

Bi felt that he was really not a delicate person, but recently he was more and more prone to fainting, and even had some nightmares when he passed out.For example, he dreamed about something from 9000 years ago.

At that time, for the wedding ceremony of the youngest son of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, the King of Hades, the first hall of the underworld, was invited.Jiang had something to do, so he sent the most free Bi to go.At that time, Tang Lv also went.

He carried the Wangyou Bell given to him by Jiang in his arms, thinking that he must not lose this congratulatory gift.After thinking about it, he lost the invitation letter.When they arrived at the gate of the Human Palace, they couldn't produce the invitation letter, so they stood there in embarrassment.

People from the Immortal family who came and went swept past him one after another, making him want to immediately find a crack in the ground to get into.

He is new to the Sixth Palace of the Underworld, and there are very few people who know him.I'm afraid even Jiang has never seen the guards of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, let alone him?

Life is noble and noble, where has I encountered such treatment.Fortunately, he had just been promoted to the Sixth Hall of Hades at that time, so he didn't dare to have any temper. He didn't fight with anyone, but he was seen red-faced and confused, and he was at a loss.

"I..." Bi Ben wanted to call himself the tenth hall of the underworld, but he held back abruptly.He was a prince before his death, and his etiquette and pride made him unwilling to call his name so anxiously.At that time, he always felt that only a guilty conscience would prove his fame and strength over and over again.Naturally, after all these years, he has already practiced the thick-skinned thing.

"What are you?! You are not allowed to enter without an invitation card, but you are a cheater after seeing that you are wearing expensive clothes?!" The guard's words were not in tune, and his voice was very ugly.

Bi bit his lower lip, rubbed it for a while, and prepared to leave angrily.Unexpectedly, when I turned around, I ran into Chan Lv.

At that time, Tang Lu's long green hair had already reached his waist, and the young man's pride appeared on his face.

He glanced at Bi, whose ears were all red, and then his eyes fell on the guard: "What's going on?"

Tang Lu has a great reputation, especially his green hair is his symbol.The guard hurriedly bowed and saluted: "His Royal Highness, this is someone who wants to cheat. He wants to enter the East China Sea Dragon Palace without an invitation."

Chang Lu looked him up and down, then grinned and smiled: "Your tricks are really low-level, you have to do a full set of tricks." Laughed twice, and then went in.

Bi Yuan saw Tang Lu and thought that this person should have a little impression of him after seeing him so many times, but he never thought that he would be treated like this, and he wished to kill Tang Lu for a while.

The guard wanted to push him away, but was stopped.

"This person is indeed from the Sixth Palace of the Underworld. He was just promoted, but you don't know him by chance." The man who spoke for him was a man in crescent-colored clothes and an expressionless face.

"Nanyan Shangxian..." The guard saluted Nanyan, and then looked at each other.Nanyan Shangxian's reputation has never been lower than that of Chan Lu, and even higher.Such people come to testify, how do they have the courage not to believe?

So, I let Bi go.

At that time, Nan Yan was only an immortal, not yet an emperor.Although there was some fame at that time, it was only a little bit.After he became the emperor, that would be the real fame.Naturally, when he became Emperor Nanyan, Bi had never seen this person before.

That was the first time Bi met Nan Yan, and he couldn't describe it.Although he was born with a paralyzed face, he is honest and good.Moreover, compared to Tang Lu, this person's memory is also very good.

Although Bi had never met Nan Yan before, Nan Yan had met Bi once.

"Look at it, and remember it." Facing Bi's question, Nan Yan answered very simply.

Bi nodded and said nothing more.After that, he followed Nan Yan all the time, like a little follower.

In the middle of the ceremony, Bi sneaked out from the banquet.The banquet was really depressing, and he didn't want to stay longer.

As soon as he came out, he realized that he was not the only one who sneaked out, and most of the backyards were young children of the fairy family.When men and women saw it, they blushed a little bit, looked furtively and then made an appointment in the small woods behind.

There really aren't many such banquets, this is the first time I've seen them, and when I saw them, I felt they were really exaggerated.

Seeing the couples everywhere, Bi felt that if he went to the grove at the back again, he would really find himself guilty, so he turned his head and went to the coral forest in the front hall.

He never expected to meet the drunk Tang Lv.

It's really hard to see a drunken green, especially outside.

Bi Ben wanted to sit in the pavilion to rest his ears that had been damaged by the music in the hall, but he never thought that just as he stepped in, a person fell from the sky and hugged him.

He was stiff all over, thinking that some immortal might be drunk and mistaken someone, after all, the smell of wine hit his nose straight.He turned his head and wanted to talk, but when he turned around, it turned out to be Tang Lu.

If you don't report revenge at this time, when will you report it?

So, he stretched out his hands to pinch Tang Lu's face, and pulled hard to both sides.

Chan Lv grunted, half-closed his eyes, waved Bi's hand away with a smile on his face, then stretched out his hand to hug Bi's neck, and stuck his lips to Bi's neck.

Although it wasn't the first time to be so close to someone, it was the first time to be so close to a man, which made Bi feel stiff all over and couldn't move any more.

"Don't move!" Tang Lu's voice was soft and waxy, not like a boy's voice, but like a little girl's, "Let me hug you, cutie."

"..." I don't want to.Also, what the hell is 'cute'?The girl this guy likes?It's disgusting.

Bi hated this Highness more and more, stretched out his hand and slapped Tang Lu's head viciously, then pushed him to the ground, knocked him unconscious with a stone, and then left at ease.He is definitely not avenging private revenge, but to prevent such perverts from causing harm to all disciples of the immortal family!

In fact, this matter has been in Bi's mind for many years.He always thought that there would be a chance for revenge after that, but he never thought that that person blatantly disobeyed the rules of heaven, entered the lotus pond, and never came back.

When he woke up, Bi's eyes were full of Tang Lu's gaudy green hair, dazzling.

"Why are you crying?" Tang Lu wiped the corner of his eyes, "Nightmare? The big man is still crying?"

Bi was taken aback, and touched the corner of his eye, it was really wet.He was a little embarrassed, and stared: "Nightmare, the nightmare that was dominated by you in the past! Do you think it's scary or not?"

Chan Lu laughed: "Haha, so we used to have a very close relationship? Why can't I remember clearly? It's also thanks to you remembering it for thousands of years. Could it be that I have done too much and made you hate me so much?"

"It's really too much." Bi squinted, and then sat up, only to realize that he was wrapped like a rice dumpling, "You... why are you so tightly wrapped?"

"Hey, the wounds on your body will always open, and I can't help it." Tang Lu waved his hands to show his innocence.

Bi's eyebrows twitched: "Why don't you use spells to treat me? Why use herbs? Show off your almightiness?"

Tang Lu grinned: "You found out."

Fuck you!

Bi once again wanted to kill the little bastard in front of him, stretched out his hand, and then took it back: "You really don't remember me at all?"

What I wanted to ask back then, I finally asked.

"Remember what?" Tang Lu put his head on Bi's lap covered with the quilt, looked at Bi above his face, "Remember that I scolded you? Remember that I hurt you? Or do I remember that I tried everything I could to think?" Have a word with you?"

"..." The plot changed suddenly, and Bi felt that he needed to listen to it again, "Say it again, I, I didn't hear clearly."

Tang Lu stretched out her hand, touched Bi's hanging hair, and then pulled it down. The two people's noses were facing each other, and their breathing was tangled.

"I said, I used to really want to make friends with you." Tang Lu spoke softly, with a different look from usual, "God knows this matter, I know that others don't know, and you, the most ignorant .”

Bi went around in his head, and finally stopped at the sentence 'and you are the most ignorant', the veins on his forehead throbbed, he stretched out his hand, squeezed the face of the green, and said viciously: "who is ignorant? Don't I thought your spells were a few grades higher than mine, so I was really afraid of you!" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to pinch Chanlu's face, and felt relieved.

"..." Tang Lu felt that sometimes deceiving people is also the target of deception. The other party is too smart to use low-level ones, and on the contrary, the other party is too stupid to use high-level ones.He raised his head, and put his lips on Bi's lips, tossing and turning for a while before separating.

As soon as they separated, Tang Lvtian touched his lower lip, touched his lips lightly with his index finger, and smiled: "That's what I mean."

Bi took a deep breath, and the descendants trembled a little: "You... What the hell are you thinking? Let me tell you, I can't help you with my own strength."

"You think too badly of me." Chan Lu felt a little wronged, then put his arms around Bi's neck and smiled, "You don't like me?"

"No... no, you..." Bi's eyebrows were all knit together, "Do you have a habit of Long Yang?" My mother, why is it normal that he knows few sexual orientations?This is not a good phenomenon.

Chan Lu was also taken aback for a moment, never expecting Bi to have such a reaction, and he was a little stunned: "You didn't?"

"Of course not!" Bi almost jumped up, "I like girls all the time!"

"..." Chan Lu was a little dazed for a moment, he didn't think his feelings were wrong, but...however this person refuses to admit it, what can he do?

Bi pulled away Chanlu's hand, and shrank into the bed: "I tell you, broken sleeves are not good, don't... You may have been in the lotus pond for a long time, so you are a little hungry. But, believe me, There are so many beautiful women in the world, don't you still have a cutie?"

"Small, cute?" Tang Lu was more and more confused by Bi, "Who?"

"How do I know!" Bi showed a disgusted expression, "Back then you were drunk and called your cutie."

Tang Lu thought and thought, but in all these years he has never called other people's cutie: "When did it happen?"

"Donghai Dragon Palace, when that little prince got married." Bi was deeply concerned about that incident, so he naturally remembered it clearly.

East China Sea?Tang Lu pondered for a while, and suddenly remembered that he met someone at that time, but...he looked at Bi: "You went? That ceremony."

"..." Bi felt that there was no need to talk anymore.

"At that time, I saw a little cutie. I still remember the nude gown. Unfortunately, I never saw that person again." Tang Lu honestly told what happened back then, "You went You should also know, who is that person? The one who was still regarded as a liar by the guards. En?"

Bi frowned, and then said haha: "I don't remember. There are so many people, who remembers such a person."

"You've even remembered what I said for thousands of years, why can't you remember it when you're alone?" Tang Lu smirked smugly, "Could it be that you were interested in me at that time?"

"I'm really not broken sleeves, can you remember this?" Bi rolled his eyes, and simply lay down and continued to pretend to be dead.

Tie Lu laughed, and laughed a couple of times looking at Bi who was lying dead.

He really couldn't remember what happened back then, but there seemed to be a person in his memory whose eyes were full of colorful lights when he stared at people.That was the only time he had ever moved his heart after living for so long, but that person was never found again.

I don't know if he is okay or if he is still the same as before, young but with his own arrogance.

Naturally, that person no longer exists in this world.Because the youthful and arrogant young man has turned into a thick-skinned person, where can I find him again?