[Lu Xiaofeng] Move flowers to land

Tianxiang Inn has always been very lively, people come and go, some people are sleeping upstairs, and some are sleeping with beautiful women.There are people downstairs who gamble, and some gamblers are cheaters.

Today's Tianxiang Inn is more lively than ever.There are many people downstairs, but there are no people who gamble.There are also many people upstairs, but no one hugs the girl to sleep.But it is still very lively, because everyone upstairs and downstairs are watching the excitement.

Something happened here last night.

The shopkeeper wanted to cry, but he pulled his beard tremblingly and leaned against the already messed-up door, calling his mother.If the thief had restrained himself and kept the door open, he might be able to keep a low profile.Unexpectedly, the thief stole it and did not close the door. He angrily hit Xiaoer on the head: "Why did you get up in the morning! Tell me earlier, you don't have to be like this, your eyes are blind ah?"

Xiao Er rubbed his head and said in his heart, God knows that the one who slept like a dead pig last night was not squeezed by you, don’t let others get up and go to the latrine, someone will always see the wide open door, and of course those who see it will Going to report to the police.It's okay if you want to be private.But he said, "But the owner of this room hasn't come back yet."

Immediately, he was hit hard again on the head, and the shopkeeper hated iron and steel: "It's for farts, it's for farts."

During such a noisy time, people with good intentions wanted to touch the stairs, but they were slammed down by the boss's wife.The proprietress doesn't come out often on weekdays, but because her man can't control the scene now, so she stuck in the front lobby for an unprecedented time.There is a proprietress in the city, the most beautiful proprietress.There is also a proprietress in the city, the toughest proprietress.

These two types are undoubtedly the two major killers.

The former is lust to seduce everyone and get drunk, while the latter is self-tired with chills on the back.

The proprietress, whose burly body made more men feel ashamed, went to that station aggressively, blocking those onlookers who were poking their heads at the entrance of the stairs, and those who packed their bags and wanted to check out at the top of the stairs.

"You are wrong, lady boss, what do you mean?"

Immediately someone quit.

The proprietress calmed down and said, "It means to let those of you who should go home to breastfeed go home to breastfeed, and those who should go back to the room to sleep go back to the room to sleep."

"Ha, there are thieves here, do you still have the nerve to take money? Who can rest assured that you are here."

The person speaking was a man in his thirties with a mustache.He was lean, standing next to the landlady like a chick next to a hen.

The proprietress looked at her fingernails. Although she was big and thick, not only could she not be called a beauty, but she couldn't even be called Xiaojiabiyu, but her fingernails were well maintained. She was painted with impatiens flower juice, and they were bright red.So at this moment, she blew on the bright red nails and said: "My inn is a time-honored inn. It has been open for a year. From my father's generation to my generation, there has never been a thief. Listen to Sikong Zhaixing Haven’t you, the king of stealing kings. The king of stealing kings has slept with me. How can there be a thief without eyes. If you can’t even trust this place, I’m afraid you won’t trust it anywhere else.”

"But the fact is in front of you, what's the use of the old man who steals the king."

The proprietress pointed at the door and said, "Of course you can leave now. But I will only think that you are a guilty conscience. Only a thief would want to leave the scene of the crime immediately."

As she said that, she didn't wait for others to refute, but ordered vigorously: "The second son is going to the yamen, and the third son will settle the accounts for me, but I will write down the names of all those who want to check out today. The official will look back. As for you, you useless thing, who is that naked woman in your room?"

The shopkeeper screamed: "The ear fell off!!"

The last sentence was already yelling angrily while grabbing the shopkeeper's ears, and the men around him took more than three steps back.

It turned out that during the sound sleep last night, not only the customer and the shopkeeper, but also the vixen who was waiting in the shopkeeper's room, she was originally the shopkeeper who had agreed to wait for him when he was done. Who would have imagined that? They all fell asleep and passed away, but they were actually caught by the proprietress the next day.

The woman launched a jealous prestige to surpass her previous appearance a thousand times.People who were still determined to check out and ignore the so-called official talk of the proprietress quietly took two steps back, a few drops of cold sweat dripping from their hearts.

Jealous and angry women can't be messed with!

But at this moment, two people did not retreat but advanced, pushing through the crowd and walking in.Not only walked in, but also went upstairs.A voice asked, "What's the matter?"

After all the good words of the proprietress, there are still people with such short eyes. She turned around and scolded from the bottom of her anger: "Look at your human-like ears, have your ears been picked up by mice, and your eyes have been pecked by eagles? Did you not... "

The words snapped in half.

The proprietress let go of the hand holding the shopkeeper's ear, and a smile appeared on her face, her voice became extremely soft all of a sudden: "Old lady, no, I mean, this old guy is deaf and blind and made this place so messy. If you If you want to go upstairs, you have to wait first."

There is a natural reason why she became so fast.

Just as a man can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, a woman can't walk when she sees a beautiful man.

And the two men standing in front of the proprietress at this moment are more than just human-looking.If everyone looked like them, it is estimated that the world would become quite pleasing to the eye and the eye.

One of the men walked up the stairs slowly, and the person in front of him naturally gave way.His voice was soft: "Have I already paid the money?"

The proprietress smiled awkwardly: "Yes."

The man said again: "After paying the money, will this house be for me to live in?"

The proprietress was even more embarrassed, she tried to speak beautifully: "Yes."

It's a pity that not many people appreciate her beauty.So is that man.So he said: "In this case, why should I wait when I go into my own room?"

When he said this, he had already stepped on the last step, and the first room on the second floor was the stolen room.

The man looked up and smiled, "I see."

The shopkeeper said with trepidation, "I have already reported to the official."

The owner of the house walked around slowly, looked up at the ceiling, looked at the ground, and finally walked to the side of the bed, saying "no need", and opened the bed with a clatter.

The shopkeeper standing outside was about to stare.

He stared round, naturally not because the bed board was so unbearable, but because there was actually a person lying under the bed board.

The proprietress also widened her eyes, and at the same time, she glanced at the thin bearded man, comparing herself in her heart. There are many men in this world, and even more men with long beards. They can grow beautifully like eyebrows, but some people are so obscene that it hurts the eyes to look at them more often.

The occupant looked down at the person under the bed, and said calmly: "It seems that we didn't make an appointment to meet here. It's really fate, Lu Xiaofeng."

The person who moved the proprietress's heart secretly and made the shopkeeper's eyes widen was not Lu Xiaofeng.

At this moment, he was lying on the floor obediently, blowing the dust off his beard, smiling, 12 embarrassing.

"So this is your house, Sixth Brother."

There is not only one person in the world who can be called Sixth Brother by Lu Xiaofeng.

The six children of the Hua family brush the threshold with flowers.

The man who came with Hua Fujian also walked into the room at this moment, of course he is also Lu Xiaofeng's old friend, Huamanlou.

Hua Zhikan looked at him without turning his face, and said to Huamanlou: "Xiao Qi, you never said that Lu Xiaofeng likes to sleep under other people's beds. Fortunately, I slept with you last night. Wouldn't it be embarrassing? "

Hua Manlou had several words stuck in his throat, and for a while he could only say helplessly: "Lu Xiaofeng, what trouble have you caused?"

It was not only Hua ManLou who was helpless, but also Lu XiaoFeng.

He looked at the ceiling speechlessly for a while, and said, "I just slept, do you believe it?"

Hua Manlou walked up to him, trying to pull him up.Because if he could get up immediately, Lu Xiaofeng would never want to lie on the dusty floor.

Liu Tong slightly stopped him.He changed hands to pull Lu Xiaofeng up by himself.

After Lu Xiaofeng got up, he patted the dust on his body first. He is a very face-saving person, and he always pays attention to his appearance.Of course, it was also because of Liu Tong's scrutinizing eyes that he couldn't help but feel that his face was a little thinner.

The shopkeeper who came back to his senses felt a burst of joy, of course he was happy, because it was Lu Xiaofeng who was sleeping under the bed, not some unknown man, or a man with evil eyebrows and mischievous eyes.So he immediately puffed up his chest: "Okay, okay, let's break up, and the second son should stop calling the official. With Lu Xiaofeng, anything can be solved."

When Lu Xiaofeng heard this, he could only stroke his beard and act like a wooden man.

The proprietress didn't object, she leaned 'shyly' by the door, looking at Hua Fushen with tender eyes, and sometimes at Lu Xiaofeng with affection.She has so many objects of affection that she can hardly move her eyes.It was the burning of incense in the temple that made her see three brilliant figures at once.

Naturally, she also went to see Huamanlou affectionately, but of course Huamanlou stood aside for a while 'not seeing'.

The people in Waiguan gradually dispersed, and some who hadn't left had no choice but to leave after being glanced at by Hua Fujian.

Liu Tong doesn't look very dignified, and the Hua family members are very indifferent except for the old father's face, Wei Sen.But that indifferent gaze seems to be a hundred times stronger than that knife, making people unable to resist.

The shopkeeper was also very satisfied and wanted to leave, but the proprietress was really reluctant to leave.

So the shopkeeper got angry, and what was rare was that he closed the door in front of the proprietress, and closed it hard.

Of course, he soon regretted it, because the proprietress immediately began to settle the vixen's score with him after recovering.

I'm afraid no one can save his ears this time.

When there are only three people in the house, the second child of Lu Xiaofeng's family.

Lu Xiaofeng said rather embarrassingly: "Actually, I was hiding from Ximen Chuuxue."

Hua Manlou was surprised and said, "You managed to escape Ximen Chuuxue."

Liu Tong said: "To be able to hide under the nose of Ximen Chuuxue, isn't it because your breathing and heartbeat have become silent?"

Lu Xiaofeng became even more embarrassed.

Because he did not practice silent internal strength.

He said, "That's just because Ximen Chuuxue is afraid of getting dirty."

Under the bed, there is naturally dust everywhere.Ximen Chuuxue didn't want to lift the bottom of the bed, and didn't want to damage other people's houses, so he only stood in front of the bed for a while, and then left.He might as well not have left, but stood until dawn to see whether it was Lu Xiaofeng or Ximen Chuuxue who could stay.But when Lu Xiaofeng was smug under the bed, he only heard Ximen Chuuxue's breathing fluttered, like a 'you', then there was no sound, and he didn't know where he went.

And then, he really slept till dawn, would anyone believe it?

Liu Tong couldn't help feeling: "It's really a unique way to save your life under the Ximen Chuuxue sword."

Hua Manlou nodded and said, "But Lu Xiaofeng is the only one who uses this method effectively."

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