[Lu Xiaofeng] Move flowers to land

There was a post station on the way to Beijing, and there was a tea booth in front of the post station, and there was a pair of grandparents in the tea booth.

The old man's hair and beard are all white, and a long brass pot makes it look like a fire. The grandson just got his horns, and the tea is served very steadily.They are poorly dressed, but their faces are full of joy.Today's income is good, and I can even buy some sugar for my grandson.

Lu's Lu, the sound of horseshoes in the distance approached again.

Several people jumped off the horse and shouted: "Old man, feed the horse!"

This is a customary job. The old man sent his grandson to go, and he caught up with him and asked, "Hey man, do you want a pot for a bowl of tea?"

One pot is enough to pour eight bowls.Eight bowls are enough to drink twice.

Those people looked left and right, and readily agreed, walked in and said, "Quick hands and feet." They took off their hats, and the old man let out a hoot inwardly.It turned out that all four of them had a flower tattooed on their foreheads.They are peony, chrysanthemum, camellia and narcissus.If flowers are tattooed on women, they must be very charming.But these four people are not only not women, but also big men with sharp edges and corners.

The one with the peony tattoo said: "I want to be cold."

The one with the chrysanthemum tattoo said: "Then I don't want to be cold."

The one with camellia tattooed on it said: "In that case, I want to warm it up."

The one with the narcissus tattoo looked left and right, and said, "Okay, then I'm going to burn it."

The old man doesn't recognize it, but others do.These four rough men with strange words and deeds, also known as "Yumian Shilang Jun", are Ichiro, Erlang, Sanlang and Shiro from Peony to Narcissus.His four brothers are usually scattered everywhere because they don't like the same thing.So even if you drink tea, you have to be different from others.Even if tea can be divided into hot and cold, there are always some things that cannot be distinguished.

Like a person's life.

It's rare that they don't fight for it.Because this life is worth ten thousand taels of gold.Dividing ten thousand taels of gold into forty shares is enough for a person to live happily for a lifetime.What's more, there are only four people.

In the morning, the cock crowed for the second time.The mist just rose, and it was as innocent as a girl's yawn.The people in the tofu workshop will soon start grinding today's tofu.The capital has not yet woken up, but the six doors have not slept all night.At six doors, two guests came.One old and one young.The young one just reached the head of the general, and the old one held a basket in his hand.The world is so sophisticated, as long as you take care of it, you can always be more accommodating.The two had a conversation with the big brother who caught the head, and the old one went in with a basket, leaving the young one squatting on the ground to pick up stones to play.

The six gates are heavily guarded, and its cell is the strongest cell in the whole capital. Birds outside cannot fly in, and people inside cannot fly.Even if Ximen Chuuxue wanted to rob the prison, he would have to think carefully and spend some time.

The child picking up stones soon lost his patience, and turned to pester the gatekeeper: "My lord, is there anything interesting in it?"

The catcher said quickly, "Is flying bird fun?"

The child wondered: "There are flying birds everywhere, what's so strange about that?"

The catcher quickly said: "But only our birds can drink. Not only can they drink, but they also like girls."

If the bird wanted to drink, wouldn't it be a ghost?The child threw away the stone, and now he felt very strange.It's a pity he didn't go in.But his white-bearded old man might not be able to see the bird that can only drink.I don't know what color its feathers are.

There are many birds that can fly.There were few flightless birds, but it happened that Ma Kui brought back only one.

Now he is sleeping soundly on the pile of straw, with a peaceful expression, as if he is not a pile of grass, but a bed of brocade.

The old man staggered, walked outside the cell, sat down, took out the vegetarian dishes from Miaoyin Temple, the steamed stuffed buns from Yufangzhai from the basket, and finally took a pot of "A Thousand Gold Don't Change" from a time-honored wine cellar in Beijing.He just ate the vegetables, gnawed on the buns, drank the wine, and then looked at the little phoenix who seemed to be sleeping on the brocade.

Time-honored wines are different after all.The scent is different.The dead can wake up.

Lu Xiaofeng is not a dead person, not only is he not, but he is also a drunkard.

He finally moves.

Lu Xiaofeng sat up abruptly and cursed: "Sikong Zhaixing. Are you here just to drink and eat?"

There is obviously no Sikong Zhaixing here, only ancient and rare old men.

But the old man chuckled, and his voice suddenly became younger.

He said: "Not only did I come to drink and eat, but I also came to enjoy the monkeys."

As he said that, the old man seemed to be angry with Lu Xiaofeng, and took another sip of wine in front of him.

The prison cell fence is narrow, even if Lu Xiaofeng resorted to fetch things from the air, the wine jar would not be able to pass through.In order to prevent Lu Xiaofeng from stealing a drink, Sikong Zhaixing didn't bring a wine glass.He said proudly: "Suck it, if you can drink wine, I will dig earthworms for you."

Lu Xiaofeng became angry like a frog.

He suddenly pointed out: "Ximen Chuuxue!"

Of course Ximen Chuuxue would not be here.

But these four words are enough to make Sikong Zhaixing turn around.When he turned his head, he secretly thought that he had caught the trick, but his hand was already lightened.Lu Xiaofeng lifted the wine jar flat on the ground, the wine inside seemed to have eyes, and flew into his mouth.

Sikong Zhaixing also became a frog.He yelled, "Hey! I'll come to see you! You're still lying to me!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "When have I lied to you?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Could it be that you lied to me that Ximen Chuuxue is here?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Who heard that?"

Not to mention people here, not even a bedbug.

Sikong Zhaixing was startled: "Okay, I haven't seen you for a long time, you're even more of a jerk." But he soon became complacent, "But no matter how bastard you are, you can only lie to me to drink the wine in my hand, and you can't fly out of here. Chicken coop."

He compared Lu Xiaofeng to a chicken, but Lu Xiaofeng ignored him.He lay back, smacked his lips, and continued to dream of his sweet dreams.

Sikong Zhaixing followed Ma Kui all the way, and watched Lu Xiaofeng enter the six doors, of course he wanted to get in and know what Lu Xiaofeng was thinking.It was easy for Lu Xiaofeng to ignore him, but it was difficult for him to ignore Lu Xiaofeng.

Sikong Zhaixing rolled his eyes and said, "Hey, do you want to know what is the most valuable thing out there now?"

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly became interested: "Why don't we make a bet?"

Sikong Zhaixing became excited.He likes to gamble with Lu Xiaofeng the most, even if the chance of winning is very small, it is enough for him to laugh at Lu Xiaofeng for a long time.Last time he made Lu Xiaofeng lose two eyebrows, this time he must make Lu Xiaofeng lose four eyebrows.At that time, Lu Xiaofeng will not only be neither young nor beautiful, but also a big naked duck egg.

"What are you gambling?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Just bet, what is the most valuable out there."

These words originally came from Sikong Zhaixing's mouth, so he naturally knew the answer.But Lu Xiaofeng was taken back by Ma Kui to the Six Doors, and stayed in this dilapidated, empty place with no alcohol for several days, and the mosquitoes could not even fly in.Will he know the answer?Sikong Zhaixing suddenly became a little uncertain.He hesitated for a long time.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled triumphantly at him.

Sikong Zhaixing slapped the ground: "Just bet on the wine from Wanmei Villa!"

"readily!"

Lu Xiaofeng clapped hands with him as an oath.

Sikong Zhaixing said: "We talk at the same time."

As soon as the words fell, he and Lu Xiaofeng spoke at the same time.

"Ximen Chuuxue's sword."

"My head."

Lu Xiaofeng was startled.

Sikong Zhaixing had already jumped up, and he happily did nine somersaults in the air: "Your head is worth ten thousand taels of gold, but Ximen Chuuxue's sword is worth ten thousand taels of gold. Lu Xiaofeng, you lost!"

One or two more is also more.

Lu Xiaofeng seemed to have suffered a great blow.He murmured: "I am not as good as a sword."

After Sikong Zhaixing finished somersaulting, he was satisfied.He comforted: "Ah, a sword whose whereabouts are unknown is naturally more rare than a person who knows where it is locked."

What's more, it was the sword in the hands of the Sword God.If you get his sword, will you defeat his people.Defeating the sword god is fame, and capturing Lu Xiaofeng is profit.Fame and fortune, there are always people who want to get both.

The capital has been very lively recently, and the inn is full of people.All kinds of people.Some are old, some are young, some are men, some are women.Because the imperial court issued a warrant for arrest, Jiang Hu issued a warrant for reward.

The wanted person is Lu Xiaofeng.

The object of the reward is also Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng has many friends and many enemies.There are also many friends who turned temporarily and became enemies.In front of ten thousand taels of gold, even Sikong Zhaxing would be willing to stab Lu Xiaofeng to cheat the gold first.

Lu Xiaofeng said coldly: "You poke."

Sikong Zhaixing said: "It will not only take a lot of effort to stab you, but you may also get into trouble. If you don't stab you, you can pay me for the wine from Wanmei Villa. If you were me, would you stab me or not?"

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but smile.

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Do you know who issued the reward order?"

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head.

Sikong Zhaixing said in astonishment: "Then you just sit there as if nothing happened."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "No matter who sent it, this person definitely doesn't want my life."

The reward order is to exchange Lu Xiaofeng's head with ten thousand taels of gold.Such a person doesn't want his life?

Sikong Zhaixing said: "You must be stupid."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "How many people are here in the capital?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "No more, no less, exactly one hundred."

Lu Xiaofeng asked again: "Can my head be divided into one hundred parts?"

No, of course not.Not only is it impossible, but a complete one is needed to exchange for ten thousand taels of gold.Sikong Zhaixing suddenly understood: "So of course they have to fight to the death first. They don't care about killing you."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "As far as I know, before entering Beijing, there were a total of 120 people. Now there are only 100 people left."

Sikong Zhaixing nodded, but suddenly said: "But what if they decide to join forces to deal with you first, and then grab the ten thousand taels of gold?"

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly became mute.

Sikong Zhaixing's eyes sparkled: "Isn't this much better than cannibalism?"

This is indeed a good way.A single person might not be able to defeat Lu Xiaofeng.There are already 23 people missing, and the remaining people will of course be alert.So there was no disturbance at all in the capital last night.Everyone is waiting.

Lu Xiaofeng had already started to smile wryly.Anyone who knew that he was going to face a hundred people could only smile wryly.

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Ma Kui said you committed a murder."

Lu Xiaofeng nodded: "Of course I won't kill Huamanlou and Ximen Chuuxue."

Sikong Zhaixing agreed: "People who say such things are really stupid."

But Lu Xiaofeng said: "I thought so before. But now I feel that he is a very smart guy."

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Oh?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Am I in danger now?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Put your head on your hands for fear of falling off."

Lu Xiaofeng asked again: "Is the six doors dangerous?"

Sikong Zhaixing nodded: "No bird can fly out."

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "So I can't get out, and they can't get in. Isn't this the safest place?"

Sikong Zhaixing suddenly realized: "So Ma Kui not only doesn't want to kill you, but also saves you."

Lu Xiaofeng said coldly: "If he wants to save me, he can hide me quietly."

As he spoke, he suddenly glanced at Sikong Zhaixing, and asked, "Have you been to Baihualou?"

Of course, Sikong Zhaixing went to Baihualou right away, he must have the fragrance of Baihualou on his body.Not only has the fragrance of Baihualou, but also the smell of Wanmei Villa.Lu Xiaofeng has a dog nose, he smelled it when he entered the door.

Before Sikong Zhaixing could speak, Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "So many words. You must have never seen Huamanlou."