The senior next door is a penguin

As a swimming bird, he has no self-knowledge at all, but Lu Guo is too lazy to argue with him, he must not argue with a bird.

"That penguin..."

"I'm Dihuantou!" Penguin interrupted him.

Nima is there a difference?

"Just emperor penguins." Lu Guo said.

The penguin blocked his eyes with his wings, as if he could escape from this earth without looking at him.

The land is too scary, he wants to go back to Antarctica...

Seeing the penguin sitting on the ground, like a lump of meat, with its round head swinging back and forth, he couldn't help but reach out and touch it.

Penguin knocked off his hand with a dark face, "Hey, aren't you afraid?"

Lu Guo didn't pay attention at all, and stretched his hand towards the penguin's head again...

The penguin jumped out all of a sudden, and the ground shook again.

Downstairs pushed open the screen window and cursed upwards: "Damn, can the troublemaker upstairs pay attention! If the power goes out, it won't stop, and you won't be afraid of dying of heat!" After finishing speaking, he closed the screen window angrily and went to sleep again .

Lu Guo was speechless.

"Why aren't you afraid?" Penguin asked him for the second time.

Lu Guo replied this time, "Uh, isn't the penguin a very friendly animal? Why are you afraid..."

...That's not the point, okay?

"But the question is, shouldn't you be afraid if you see a Huantou out of thin air, or a Huantou this big and can speak human language?" Penguin asked.

Lu Guo thought about it blankly, and said: "It seems that I should be afraid, but you are so cute, I forgot..."

penguin:"……"

"Uh, no, why is your voice so familiar?"

And this smell, he was so shocked just now that he didn't notice it, but now he felt it carefully, the air was filled with a strong sea flavor, as if he was right by the sea, it was clearly the smell of Chen Yishen, but it was stronger than his heavier.

Plus version!

Afraid of heat, toothache, familiar voice, smell of sea breeze...

Where did the enemy who was supposed to be lying on his bed go?

"You are Chen Yishen?"

The penguin was a little guilty, "What did you say about Chen Yishen and Chen Yiqian, abaaaba, I'm a bird and I don't understand." The penguin directly covered its mouth and lay on the floor, at least it was cooler on the floor.

"Aba Aba is the voice of a mute, aren't you braying?" Chen Yi said coldly.

"What donkey braying, you are not allowed to insult our happy head!" Penguin was not happy.

Lu Guo nodded, "Okay, don't admit it." After saying that, he picked up his phone.

"What are you doing?" Penguin asked hurriedly.

"Call the police. There is such a big penguin in my house. If you have any difficulties, of course you should call the police. Trust me, you will be the headline tomorrow." Lu Guo unlocked it.

The penguin rushed over, Lu Guo flashed lightly again, and the penguin hit the ground like a huge meatloaf.

"Admitted?" Lu Guo squinted at him.

The penguin sat on the ground, looking at him pitifully, pointing its two wings. This is Chen Yishen's signature move, and he likes to poke his index finger like this when he is cute.

No wonder he always smelled that indescribable ocean smell on Chen Yishen, it turned out that it was because he was a penguin!

"Can penguins leave Antarctica? How did you get here? Did you swim or crawl?" Although Lu Guo still hated Chen Yishen, he was really curious about this penguin.

Chen Penguin was very sad.

"And why are you so fat? Aren't all the penguins on the Internet this big?" Lu Guo compared the folding chair in front of the desk, "Why are you so tall, so big and so fat?"

"Don't call me fat!" Chen Penguin fluttered his wings unbearably, "I'm not called fat! I'm the standard figure of Emperor Huantou. Look, I still have eight-pack abs!" Said Penguin and pointed own belly.

However, there is only a fat belly in vain.

Well, forgot, he is now in his original form...

"Then why don't you stay in Antarctica and go to City B? This is Asia, isn't it hot?"

"It's hot, if it's not hot, how can I show my original shape..." When it comes to this Chen Penguin is depressed.

"Then you go back to Antarctica, isn't it dangerous to stay here at any time? If someone finds out that you are a penguin or a mature penguin, you must not be sent to the research institute." Lu Guo said.

"No, I have cultivated for 5000 years, and finally I can set foot on land, so I don't want to leave."

Lu Guo was drinking water, and almost spit out all the water from his mouth when he heard this, "How old do you think you are?"

"More than 5000 years old." Chen Penguin said calmly.

Lu Guo silently took a few steps back, "Fairy."

"It's a spirit! Not a goblin! A goblin and a goblin are two kinds of creatures!" Penguin said angrily.

In the eyes of human beings Lu, they are all the same.

He has watched countless TV dramas, movies, and novels. He has heard of wolf demons, fox demons, snake demons, jackals, tigers, and leopards. This is the first time he heard that penguins can also become spirits...

"You don't understand, our heads are different from other creatures. We don't have teeth. Even if we take on a human form, we won't last long. At most, we will return to our original shape in a day, unless we plant human teeth." Chen Penguin was very sad, " I was originally a Chinese dog, and I was the only Chinese dog in the world!"

Penguin Toothless Lu knew it, common sense.

Penguin was full of pride when he said, "Thousands of years ago, there was a small island in the northwest of China. It was very remote and small, so it was little known. It was covered with ice and snow all the year round, and the underwater seafood was rich. We lived here happily, but when the war broke out, the small island was discovered. The stupid two-legged beasts took us as exotic beasts, caught them and gave them to your ancient kings to eat and enjoy. After a while, the whole family was wiped out. With practice, it is the only one that survived."

"Later, this incident alarmed the gods of the heavens. The ancestor of our happy ancestor, His Highness Bai Mo, sent me to the South Pole to protect me. But for so many years, I always wanted to go back to my homeland to have a look, but because I have no teeth, It cannot transform into a human form, and once it is heated, it will temporarily lose its mana."

Lu Guo understood, this is a penguin of nationality, immigrated to avoid the war, wanted to go back to the motherland to have a look but toothless, unable to change human form.

"It's not easy for you to want teeth. How many people die in Antarctic expeditions every year, and steal their teeth." Lu Guo asked.

"Those are dead teeth, no, they must be living teeth."

Lu Renren said he didn't understand, is the tooth still alive?Can teeth also become fine?

Chen Penguin seriously explained to him, "Live teeth are the teeth taken from human beings at that time. The premise is that the human beings must be alive at this time and must not die. If the teeth taken after death are dead teeth, it is useless. , The living tooth can only have life within one hour after it is removed, and it will be useless to plant it after more than one hour."

"It's not difficult. You are a fairy anyway. If you catch a living person and pull out his teeth, that's all." Isn't there a way to get teeth? Are all animals so stupid?

Chen Penguin was too lazy to argue with him about the goblin, and said: "You think I don't want to, it's because of the Blood Alliance of the Six Realms, we elves can't hurt mortals, let mortals bleed, otherwise we will lose mana for a while, or even be struck by lightning .”

"Six Realms Blood Alliance? What the hell is this?" Lu Guo felt like he was discussing China for 5000 years.

Mentioning this Chen Penguin made him even angrier, "That's because human beings are too smart, and Empress Nuwa was afraid that you would become smarter and disrupt the balance of the Three Realms, so she withdrew your mana and shortened your lifespan, so she always There are demons and ghosts who want to eat human beings to increase their cultivation, and the gods have no choice but to send troops to suppress them, and they will last for hundreds of years."

"Then there was a fairy who was tired of fighting and didn't want to fight anymore, so he proposed to sign the blood alliance of the six realms, that is, the six races of gods, immortals, demons, ghosts, spirits, and spirits jointly signed a contract. Whoever dares to harm humans will be punished by Nuwa's remains Punishment, Nuwa's leftover stone is the stone left over from Nuwa's refining stone to repair the sky. The highest mana exists in the Three Realms. In the Three Realms, only the demons are not controlled by the blood alliance of the Six Realms. But once a human being is injured and becomes a demon, They will be hunted down by the whole six clans."

So don't look at the weakness of human beings, in fact the backstage is the hardest, so it hurts my heart.

These histories are all invisible in books, Lu Guo couldn't help being a little interested.

"The signing of the Blood Alliance of the Six Realms is really good. If it weren't for this, I'm afraid we humans would have been eaten up." Lu Guo said sincerely, "Who is the god who proposed to sign? I will take the time to thank you."

Chen Yishen stared at him with drooping eyes, "It's the ancestor of the fierce leopard clan, His Royal Highness Bai Yan, an ancient beast."

Oh pandas...

No wonder it can become a national treasure, it really cares about the country and the people.

"So, for thousands of years, I have been waiting for an opportunity, but it is not easy to wait for a tooth in Antarctica. It is either a dead tooth, or a broken tooth from human injury, or finally a living tooth. It will be snatched away by other Huantou again, it's really miserable~" Chen Penguin saw Lu Guo sitting next to him, and wanted to lean into his arms, but Lu Guo stabbed him away.

Just kidding, if such a big lump leans over, it won't crush him to death.

"So you always fooled me into pulling out my teeth because you liked my teeth?"

Penguin nodded hastily, and then stared at Lu Guo's white teeth.

"Since you already have teeth, why do you still miss me?" After speaking, Lu Guo hurriedly closed his mouth, but he didn't want to show it to him. Anyway, he didn't dare to come and snatch it because of this swimming bird.

Penguin sighed, and said: "Yes, as long as you give me a living tooth, I can transform into a full set of teeth, but my dear brother, the teeth have a shelf life, only ten years, once more than ten years will fall off, I'm going to be a penguin again, and it won't take long for this one in my mouth to be ten years old."