The senior next door is a penguin

Lu Guo rolled his eyes helplessly, whoever likes it, obviously he likes it himself, okay, he just isn't picky about food.

Chen Yishen followed and rolled his eyes, he just wanted to share everything he likes with you, what's wrong, what's wrong!

Chen Tangnan himself was so moved that he wanted to cry.

"Probably, Senior Chen is some kind of swimming bird. I like to eat seafood, so I think everyone loves to eat seafood." Lu Guo said with no deep meaning.

Chen Yishen narrowed his eyes dangerously.

Lu Guo immediately said with a doggy face: "Senior, don't be angry, you have the right to treat me as a fart."

Wang Zixi almost spit out.

Chen Yishen's face darkened, "Then please Lu Guo, classmate, pay attention to the farts in his mouth, and don't let them out if you have nothing to do!"

Wang Zixi looked back helplessly.

Lu Guo pursed his lips, took a big step back with the chair.

Chen Yishen said: "What are you doing?"

"Afraid of spraying farts in your face."

……

"I think...you seem to have a very good relationship." Wang Zixi smiled, but his eyes were full of anger. When did Chen Yishen and Lu Guo become so familiar!

"I think you and Liu Zichen are a good match." Lu Guo turned his head to look at him and interjected.

Chen Yishen coughed lightly, he didn't want to laugh, absolutely not!

"Why?" Wang Zixi knew this person, he was an Internet celebrity, "Liu Zichen is a man."

Lu Guo looked at him meaningfully, "Shouldn't it be a man?"

Wang Zixi stopped laughing, did he know something?

"Me and Yishen are also men, why don't you think we are more suitable?" Wang Zixi looked at Chen Yishen and said.

Chen Yishen was also very curious about this, he didn't know he wanted to know the answer, he just wanted to see Lu Guo's reaction.

Lu Guo took a sip of the soup, and said lightly, "Didn't it mean that when two attacks meet, there is one subject, and when two subjects meet, there are only girlfriends?"

"You!" Chen Yishen gritted his teeth and stared at him, whoever said he suffered it, who said he suffered it!He is the master who attacks the sky, the earth and the air, alright!

At this time, there was a huge thunder in the sky, and the dark and sinister voice of the Jade Emperor reached Chen Yishen's ears, who do you want to attack?

Chen Penguin was wilted.

After eating and drinking enough, and eating half a plate of watermelon, Lu Guo got up.

"Where are you going?" Chen Yishen asked hurriedly.

"I'm full after my hair is dry, of course I have to keep working." Lu Guo smiled professionally.

"In such a hurry?" Chen Yishen frowned, and the manager didn't dare to say anything after taking a break.

Lu Guo curled the corner of his mouth, "I'm afraid you will have an AA with me." After speaking, Lu Guo turned around and left.

Chen Yishen: ...

Heartless little villain!

I knew that I would not save him back then!Or he should be taken back to the sea to raise him in captivity, so that he doesn't grow into the ghost he is now!

"It's also deep, it's also deep." Seeing him distracted again, Wang Zixi called out.

Chen Yishen looked back at him.

"Tell me, did Lu Guo know something?"

Chen Yishen ate slowly, "What do you think?"

"He must know, otherwise he wouldn't pair me with Liu Zichen, what do you think?" Wang Zixi was a little worried, if he went out and talked nonsense, it would be over!

"Let's go." Chen Yishen said suddenly.

"what?"

"Let's go, bye." Chen Yishen waved to him with a smile.

"Uh, why?"

"It's raining outside." He said it as a matter of course.

...Knowing that it's raining outside, you should let him wait until the rain stops before leaving, right?

Chen Yishen looked at him, as if he suddenly thought of something, took out his wallet, took out a stack of RMB and put it on the table, it was very red and beautiful.

Wang Zixi smiled, "Is this the fare?"

"Breakup fee."

"...You want to break up with me?" Wang Zixi put away his smile, and his eyes turned red instantly.

Chen Yishen smiled, "Didn't you ask me what to do? This is my solution."

Wang Zixi suddenly realized, "You were afraid that he would go out and talk nonsense, so you pretended to break up and showed him deliberately, right?" Wang Zixi grabbed Chen Yishen's hand.

Chen Yi smiled deeply and withdrew his hand, "Obviously wrong, I really want to break up with you."

"Why?" Wang Zixi turned pale all of a sudden, "Is it because of him that you let me go?" He looked at the busy Lu Guo.

Chen Yishen's face instantly turned cold, "I think a smart person should not ask questions, and he will not ask."

Wang Zixi stared at him blankly, as if he understood something, but it seemed that everything had become even stranger.

In the end, Wang Zixi left without touching the pile of RMB.

Today is the end of the month, and it is the day of salary payment. After receiving this month's salary, Lu Guo thanked the manager, changed back to the dried clothes and prepared to leave work.

The manager hurriedly grabbed him, "Lu Guo." The manager looked at him with a blushing face.

"Um," Lu Guo withdrew his hand with a dry smile and took two steps back, embarrassed, "Manager, I'm straight."

The manager was shocked.

"Manager... Although being gay is a trend, it is a way of no return after all. Think about your parents, do you have the heart for your family to have no descendants?" Lu Guo advised earnestly.

The manager interrupted him with a dark face, "What a mess, I need your help!"

Lu Guo swallowed uncomfortably, seeing a lot of homosexuals recently, he was brainwashed...

The manager looked at him with tears in his eyes, "Lu Guo, you've been here for a while, and you've helped me a lot. You don't mind helping me again this time."

Lu Guo paused, "What if I mind?"

"..." The manager didn't care about him, dragged him to the hall, pointed at Chen Yishen who was drunk and collapsed on the table, and said, "Can you help me solve that trouble too?"

There were several empty wine bottles irregularly placed on the table, and Chen Yishen was lying in the middle of the bottles, snoring slightly from his uneven breathing.

Ever since Wang Zixi left the restaurant, Chen Yishen kept ordering and drinking. The best red wine was poured down like grape juice. This is not a bar, and he chose the wrong place to get drunk.

Lu Guo didn't think that it was because of Wang Zixi's sudden departure that he was so lost that he drank his sorrows. No one knew his romantic history better than him, so he didn't believe that he would love Wang Zixi to death, and he clearly saw When it was time for Wang Zixi to leave, he breathed a sigh of relief as if he had been pardoned.

Like getting rid of the dreaded octopus.

"Just throw him out." Lu Guo said, anyway, he had already paid the bill.

"Not so good..." The manager was in a dilemma, Young Master Chen, how dare he offend.

"Isn't he a VIP in the store? There must be his family's contact information in the store, call his family."

"You don't know, Mr. Chen is very strict with Mr. Chen. If you let him know that Mr. Chen is drunk like this outside, you won't beat him to death. If Mr. Chen is beaten, you won't open our shop." Already!" said the manager.

Hearing this, Lu Guo froze subconsciously.

"Lu Guo, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Guo didn't speak, just walked over, stretched out his hand and pushed him, "Hi, Chen Yishen."

There was no response, and the snoring continued.

Lu Guo took a deep breath, grabbed his arm and dragged him toward the door. Although they were about the same height, Chen Yishen was still a 1.8-meter old man, but he carried him like a chicken, really alive dragged out.

Chen Yishen felt that his back was dragging on the ground, the pain was burning like fire, he quietly raised his eyebrows, this guy was so strong, he tried not to open his eyes, it hurt so much!

After dragging him out of the restaurant, Lu Guo threw Chen Yishen on the road and went home on his own.

Rubbing his sore and sore arm, Chen Yishen stood up and gritted his teeth and stared at Lu Guo's back, why don't you be so cruel!Actually left him here, anyway, he is also a Di Huan head who loves flowers to bloom when people see people, and when cars see cars with flat tires!

It's a dark and windy night, he wouldn't really leave a drunk here, would he?

As he was walking, Lu Guo didn't know what he thought of, so he suddenly turned his head.

Chen Yishen hurriedly recovered and lay down, pretending to be drunk.

It's time for his plan to proceed. It's good to have Chen Yishen around, and he just happens to use him to catch Chen Ting.

Lu Guo turned around, carried Chen Yishen on his back and walked back.

Familiarly threw him on the bed, wiped his face, took off his clothes and put on the quilt, knowing that he was afraid of the heat, turned on the fan for him, and then Lu Guo took a shower and lay down on the floor.

Tired all day, his body was uncomfortably hot, and after a while Lu Guo fell into a drowsy sleep.

Covering Lu Guo quietly with the quilt, Chen Yishen lay on the bed and looked at his face quietly. In fact, he really wanted to hug him to bed, but he was afraid that he would wake him up and find out that he was just pretending to be drunk.

He also couldn't bear the little one sleeping on the ground, but he was shamelessly pretending to be drunk and occupying the bed, but this is how he can stay and not be kicked out. If he is shameless, he will take care of him. If he is sick, he will take care of him. excuses to approach him.

As for this bed, it’s too small, so I’ll change it to a double bed some other day, no, I’ll just change this crappy house like a haunted house.

The bleak night wind beat on the windows relentlessly, and the whole small house looked particularly gloomy, and it finally felt a little autumnal. Chen Yishen propped his head comfortably and looked at Lu Guo in his sleep. He was still pretty.

Looking at his fluffy hair, that one strand was still sticking up, Chen Yishen thought for a while, and finally couldn't help reaching out to touch it.

Lu Guo who was still asleep was cute, but when he was awake, he was so unobedient, but when he was quietly sleeping, he was cute and cute, just like nine years ago.

Nine years ago, he was only that big in his arms, and he probably couldn't hold him now.

Chen Yishen was taken aback, how could he have the idea of ​​wanting to hug him?

Slowly, he closed it contentedly again, he just wanted to hug, moreover, wanted to hug for a lifetime.