The senior next door is a penguin

"Is it possible?" Wang Zixi ignored Liu Min and smiled at Lu Guo.

"Of course not," Liu Min hurriedly replied, "Water delivery is a technical task..."

"Actually, there's no technique," Lu Guo said suddenly, "It's the same as putting an elephant in a refrigerator. Open the door, put water in, and then close the door."

Liu Min: "..."

Wang Zixi: "..."

"It's okay to let you go, is there any benefit?" Lu Guo asked.

"Well, can I give you money?"

"Deal! 1125!"

... Why is this swollen?

A bus card with 25 [-] call charges, [-] yuan owed to the library for materials, and another [-] yuan for living expenses, all right!

The door of the office was opened suddenly, and Chen Yishen floated out with a gloomy face, resentful, like a ghost.

Everyone felt a dark wind blowing behind them, except Lu Guo, because his dark wind was in front of him.

Seeing that Wang Zixi was also there, Chen Yishen frowned, "Why are you here?"

In fact, Chen Yishen never agreed with Wang Zixi to join the Taekwondo Club, but he loves to run here, and he also bought his Taekwondo uniform by himself.

"Um, after class, I want to come and see you..."

"We still have to practice, it's inconvenient for you to be here, you can leave after watching." Chen Yishen interrupted him.

"..."

Chen Yishen stared at Lu Guo, "For 1125, you sold me?"

Lu Guo looked at him calmly, "It seems that he is your...good friend, I'm trying to promote your friendship with good intentions."

When Chen Yishen heard it, his face darkened instantly, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Thank you so much!" This damned little guy not only brought the seal doll home, but also downloaded all kinds of seal pictures and photos, and posted them all over the bedroom. .

Yesterday Chen Yishen wanted to go to Lu Guo's room to persuade him to participate in the competition, but when he entered the room, he almost peed in fear!

He also bought pajamas with seals, a schoolbag with seal patterns, and replaced the mobile phone wallpaper with seals!

That's fine, but the problem is that I don't know if Lu Guo wanted to buy the seal clothes but didn't buy them, or if he just likes to wear a white shirt and doesn't want to change it. Although he still wears his white shirt, there is a seal on it stamp!

Take a look at his clothes, his schoolbag, and his cell phone. When we drove to school with him in the morning, Chen Yishen was almost scared to get on the roof of the car!

"You're welcome." Lu Guo smiled slightly.

Chen Yishen's eyes fell on the mineral water in his hand, "I want ice water, this one is not ice!"

"It's better not to drink, just because I'm thirsty." Lu Guo was indeed a little thirsty, so he unscrewed the cap and took a sip by himself.

The practice room was quiet as early as the moment Chen Yishen left the house. Seeing Lu Guo drank Chen Xiaocao's water, he gasped.

"Who said I wouldn't drink it!" Chen Yi snatched it back bitterly, and poured it into his mouth without hesitation.

The ten-year shelf life of the teeth is getting closer and closer, and his energy is getting less and less, and his body is always in a state of dehydration.

There was another breath in the practice room, which was really shocking. Chen Yishen loves cleanliness. Everyone on the earth knows that, not to mention drinking the same bottle of water, the same cup is not enough, but now he actually drank it before Lu Guo drank it. water!

Is it the wrong way for them to open the world?

The sound of inhaling, inhaling, inhaling and inhaling echoed all the time in the practice room, and finally—huh?Why are they out of breath?

"It's too bad to drink, it's not cold at all!" Chen Yishen looked disgusted, but he still drank it one gulp after another, just stood at the gate of the office, and finished the whole bottle of water that Lu Guo drank.

……

Putting the cup back into Lu Guo's phone, Chen Yishen looked at Wang Zixi, frowning even tighter, as if he only frowns every time he sees him.

"Why haven't you left yet?"

Wang Zixi: "..."

Chen Yishen's mood seemed to improve after drinking a bottle of normal temperature mineral water, he was so happy that he was almost dancing.

"Ahem, because the competition is about to start, the club is quite busy with work. I need a club member to assist me and organize the competition materials with me in the office." Chen Yishen said.

If it was normal, everyone would definitely sign up enthusiastically, but today Chen Xiaocao is so weird...forget it.

Liu Min silently raised his hand, isn't he the young master's little assistant?

Chen Yishen pretended not to see it, "Is no one willing?"

Liu Min silently raised his hand higher.

Chen Yishen still said, "Is no one willing?"

Liu Min simply raised his hands up.

"Since no one is willing, let me designate it, Lu Guo." Chen Yishen said.

Liu Min and Lu Guo: ...

Is it appropriate to be so blatantly selective?

"From now on, you come to the practice room after class every day. You don't need to train with everyone. You can come to the office directly to find me. After sorting out the materials, I will personally help you train." Fearing that he would refuse, Chen Yishen then said: "If you don't come, I will Apply to the school for a deferment of your scholarship."

Lu Guo: "..." He is taking revenge, he must be taking revenge!

Chen Penguin was in a good mood and went in to count the time.

Wang Zixi angrily ran away from the door.

Looking at the door of the office, Lu Guo was very worried.

Liu Min came over quietly and poked him with his fingers, "Lu Guo, just accept your fate and go to the same office as the young master obediently, anyway, it's not like you haven't been in the same room before." As Chen Yishen's little follower, Liu Min naturally Know about Lu Guo living in Chen's house.

Lu Guo's eyes lit up, "He has a slight obsession with cleanliness, if I don't take a shower for a month, will he drive me out?"

"You live in Chen's house, will the young master allow you not to take a bath for a month?" Liu Min asked back.

Lu Guo: "..."

"Besides, there are bathrooms in the taekwondo club, unless you have body odor."

"E.g?"

"For example, you have body odor."

"But I didn't."

"You can make a little."

Lu Guo: "..."

In the end, Lu Guo pushed open the office door in despair, because he really couldn't make body odor.

Chen Yishen was very dissatisfied with his reluctance, "I'm a caring man, a rare animal! So tall, so handsome, so cute, so valuable, with so many advantages, what are you dissatisfied with?"

Lu Guo didn't answer, just kept his head down and read the book, he wouldn't understand that no amount of his strengths can compare to his shortcoming of being a big living person.

Besides, even if you are a rare animal, no matter how valuable it is, can it be sold or eaten?

Chen Yishen suddenly smiled, and cast a glance at him, "Naughty, little one, don't you know that as long as you can see you, people will be satisfied even if they don't talk about it."

Lu Guo froze, and really wanted to help Chen Yishen poke his eyes so that you would never be able to see again!

"Qi Kou Kou, are you number zero or number one?"

Chen Yishen:? ?

Didn't he ask this question before?

Chen Yishen asked with difficulty: "What does this have to do with it?"

"If you're chasing me, you'd better be number one, because I'm lazy and don't want to be on top." Lu Guo said lazily.

Chen Yishen's eyes flashed with excitement, "Are you serious?"

Lu Guo glanced at him, "Fake."

Then, leave.

Winter came late this year, the beginning of winter didn't start until the end of November, and I don't know if the ozone layer was leaked by the Jade Emperor, but it was not very cold even though it was beginning of winter.

Chen Yi was bored in the room, the air conditioner was still on the lowest temperature, and on the palm of his hand were his fallen teeth.

He has already started to lose his teeth. Although he only lost one tooth, this is just the beginning. In the next month, his teeth will gradually fall out until all his teeth are gone, and he will completely return to his original shape.

In less than ten seconds, the tooth in his palm was reduced to ashes and disappeared.

Chen Yishen looked at the wall, on the other side of the wall, there lived little ones.

If Xiaobudian really doesn't want to give him teeth, he can only make do with other people's teeth first.

Chen Yishen looked down at his penguin paws. His feet were already in their original form. There were three toes on top of the yellow soles, and there was one hidden under the fleshy paws. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't turn them back into human feet.

Depressedly, he put on his socks and slippers, planning to go to the bathroom to take a cold shower, and then return to the room to continue blowing on the air conditioner.

He opened the door and saw Lu Guo was also at the door, leaning against the door frame and looking indifferently at the innermost storage room.

"Little one, what are you looking at?" Chen Yishen ran over patting his feet.

Ever since Lu Guo talked about the problem of Chen Yishen's horoscope walking, Chen Yishen has been controlling his walking posture for a long time.

"Although I know you are a penguin, can you be worthy of your human skin anyway? Can you pay attention to your walking posture?" Lu Guo asked him sideways.

Chen Yishen pouted aggrievedly, if he hadn't been reluctant to use force on you, would he have fallen to the point where he lost his teeth!

Lu Guo ignored him, continued to look in the direction of the storage room, and said: "I just saw my auntie come out of the storage room, her eyes were red, I asked her what's the matter, she closed the door busy, as if she was afraid that I would see the inside s things."

Chen Yishen didn't take it seriously, "Oh, today is the [-]th day, right? My mother will go to the storage room to clean every [-]th day of the new year, nothing unusual."

Lu Guo looked at him sideways, "Cleaning? Then why do you have to choose the first and fifteenth day? It's not worshiping Buddha."

"I don't know, maybe these two days should be cleaned?"

I heard that it is appropriate to break ground and marry, but this is the first time I have heard that it is appropriate to clean up.

"Qi Kou Kou, have you ever gone in?"

"No, it's just a storage room, what's so interesting about it."

"But I'm curious."