The senior next door is a penguin

"Repay?" Lu Guo raised his eyebrows, moved closer to Qi Koukou ambiguously, and deliberately lowered his voice: "How to repay? Chen always wants to repay me in life, or in bed?"

All together.

"Mr. Chen may have misunderstood. I didn't give that bar to Jinghua, but to you." Lu Guo reached out and touched his lips that were aligned, with a wicked smile on his lips, "Mr. Chen's taste I am willing to spend as much money as I want, but I don’t know if Mr. Chen is willing to give me this opportunity so that I can kiss Fang..."

Qi Koukou stood up abruptly, looking at Lu Guo with indifference.

Lu Guo smiled, "I'm just joking, Mr. Chen, don't take it seriously. If Mr. Chen really wants to repay, then you can repay in life. My house hasn't been cleaned since I returned to China. I'm not used to having outsiders at home, so I always I didn't hire a servant, so I wonder if I can ask Mr. Chen to help clean it?"

"Small idea." Qi Koukou said coldly, and then went to tidy up the living room.

Every time he sees Lu Guo's face, Qi Koukou is a bit of a joke, so he has been in a trance just now, and he didn't pay attention to the environment of his house at all. Now that he has looked carefully, he just wants to say something...

It's so fucking cheating!

In the middle of the living room, there were piles of dirty clothes as high as a mountain, the black floor, and the room full of garbage. He couldn't help being shocked that he didn't enter the door and found this scene the first time.

Qi Koukou threw the pile of dirty clothes into the washing machine, and he had to change twelve buckets to put all the clothes in, and they were still stuffed.

sweat!It turns out that there is a sofa under the clothes!

While washing clothes in the washing machine, he started mopping the floor, I went, the floor was white?

A super invincible rich man who can afford to live in this kind of environment looks so glamorous and tidy on the outside, why should his home be so sloppy?How does this compare with his little one who has a slight obsession with cleanliness and always has a white shirt!

After Qi Kou Kou finished his work, it was already past lunch time. Fortunately, he made a lot of breakfast, so it didn't bother him to heat it up.

"Then I'll go first." Qi Kou Kou said.

"What are you going to do?" Lu Guo said, "Not to mention today is my birthday, it's only been half a day, and there's still half a day left."

Qi Koukou was taken aback, he planned to celebrate his birthday with him?No date tonight?

"Let's go to the zoo." Lu Guo said.

"what?"

"I haven't been to a domestic zoo yet, let's go." After saying that, Lu Guo went upstairs to change clothes.

In fact, he has never been to a zoo in China. He has never been to any zoo. He always thought that it was a place where parents would take their children. Unfortunately, when he was young, Chen Ting and Bai Yueting were worried about the smell and hygiene in the zoo. The problem will affect Chen Zixun's body, so I never take them there, I am afraid that Chen Zixun will be jealous, and I dare not take him alone. When I grow up rich, I always feel that I lack a sense of feeling, and I don't want to go by myself, so I never go Pass.

In fact, Qi Koukou has never been to the zoo. No animal would be interested in animals. Especially in the zoo, he is a world-class protected animal, but he is not as popular as those national-level protected animals. He expresses his dissatisfaction all day long.

Especially the fierce leopard, which is called a national treasure, what's so good about it, it can be dominated by its claws, but it likes to show off its cuteness for a living, so it can still be called a national treasure, I don't accept it!

There are also the ancestors of those fierce leopards, Bai Yan, the younger brother of their first ancestor His Royal Highness Mo, obviously because he was getting lazy and didn't want to catch prey, so he changed to eating bamboo, and even didn't want to have a partner, which made his penis short, so the descendants of fierce leopards will have Doing everything and becoming more and more lazy, even incompetent, and shamelessly occupying the position of national treasure, the most annoying!

Standing at the gate of the zoo, Qi Koukou was expressing his serious protest against Bai Yan, but when he thought of the people around him, he felt like a leopard, Bai Yan, and His Highness Mo were nothing.

He glanced at the people around him, and then hurriedly moved his eyes away.

Can't blame Qi Koukou, it's because Lu Guo's dress is too...

The nondescript hip-hop style can be tolerated, and the loophole patches that are full of pants are not mentioned for the time being. The problem is that the pants are low-waisted, and it feels like the buttocks are exposed when you walk around!

Also, he knows that it is popular to wear glasses without lenses, so Lu Guo can follow the trend, but he doesn't need to wear such a big one, because at a glance, he can only see the frames of the glasses, but not his face!

It's been [-] years anyway, I didn't expect him to have such a childlike innocence, he actually likes non-mainstream!

"Mr. Chen, are you... constipated?" Lu Guo asked, his expression was too constipated.

"Yuan..." Looking at his attire, Qi Koukou really couldn't say "Mr. Yuan".

Lu Guomeng blinked, pushed the frame of the glasses with his hands, and looked at him with blurred and melancholy eyes, "Don't you think I wear these glasses, very deep and attractive?"

Qi Koukou seriously shook his head and distanced himself from him.

I don't know him I don't know him I don't know him... He hypnotizes himself like this.

"Grandpa! You are so handsome!" A little boy about six or seven years old threw himself in front of Lu Guo, interrupting his deep thoughts.

Lu Guo frowned and said dissatisfiedly: "You son of a bitch, who do you call grandpa?"

Qi Koukou: "..."

"I'm calling you," the little boy showed an innocent smile, with two small canine teeth, "My mother said that only grandpa would wear such ugly glasses when he was too old to see clearly."

Lu Guo yelled at the little boy, "Little brat, do you understand me if I am called Shen Shen!"

"I don't understand." The little boy answered honestly.

"you……"

"Doudou." A young woman called out, hugging the little boy in her arms, holding an ice cream in her hand, "Didn't I tell your mother to buy you ice cream, so that you don't run around, why are you so naughty!" There was worry in the young woman's reproachful tone.

"I'm here to see this handsome grandpa." Doudou pointed at Lu Guo, whose nose was crooked.

Looking at Doudou's fingers, three black lines appeared on the young woman's face, "That's not grandpa, it's brother."

Saying "brother" instead of "uncle" made Lu Guo very satisfied.

"Brother?" Doudou scratched her hair and looked at the young woman puzzled, "Then why does he wear such ugly glasses?"

Qi Kou Kou hurriedly held Lu Guo down before he got mad, hitting a man is fine, it's not impossible for a woman who goes too far to teach her a lesson, but children must never be hit, especially such a discerning child!

The young woman hurriedly nodded to Lu Guo and apologized, "I'm sorry, my son is too naive."

Doudou innocently pulled the young woman's hair, "Mom, do I look like a rabbit?"

A big question mark appeared on the young woman's face, "Why do you ask that?"

"Grandpa called me a bastard."

……

Qi Koukou hurriedly pulled Lu Guo and rushed into the zoo.

"Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen, look, look, white peacock!"

"Mr. Chen, look, that fox looks like a dog!"

"Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen, a grass mud horse, a grass mud horse!"

……

Thousands of years old and coming to such a naive place, Qi Koukou is already gnashing his teeth. The surroundings are either parents with children or couples. No matter how bad it is, the two girls are best friends at first glance. They are the only two who look 30 years old. Gentlemen, and a suit and leather shoes and a beggar's trousers are not mainstream. Under the premise of such a mix and match, he still yells "Mr. Chen" so loudly, and he will lose his face.

"Well, Mr. Yuan, or you can just call me Yishen."

Lu Guo held his chin and looked at him with a smile, "Yishen? Such an affectionate name?"

All together.

Lu Guo raised his eyebrows, "Then you don't want to call me Yuan Yuan anymore, Mr. Yuan."

puff--

"Shouldn't it be called Hanchen?" Qi Koukou said with difficulty.

Lu Guo rolled his eyes and said, "But don't you think that Chenchen sounds like shabbiness? And..." He took two steps towards Qi Kou Kou, the tip of his nose could rub against his, and said: " It’s the AABB-style address that makes us appear to have an unusual relationship.”

Qi Koukou opened the distance silently, "Our relationship is very ordinary."

"But we had a skin-to-skin relationship."

A little girl next to her who was taking pictures of the grass mud horse was stunned when she heard this, and looked over with bright eyes.

Qi Koukou was so frightened that he hurriedly shouted, "Who has skin-to-skin relationship with you!"

Lu Guo's eyes were innocent, "That day in the bathroom of the bar, we..."

Passerby A, the little girl, has already put her ear close to her and is waiting to hear the sequel.

Qi Koukou hurriedly picked up Lu Guo and left, leaving behind a certain passer-by girl with a disappointed face.

Seeing that no one else followed, Qi Koukou gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't you admit the wrong person that day? Why did you mention it after it's all over!"

"It's a mistake, but it doesn't prevent me from having desires for you." Lu Guo said.

Qi button button embarrassment.

"It's the first time for me to want a man so much with just one kiss..." Lu Guo wanted to touch Qi Kou Kou's lips, but he dodged it.

Is this person sick?Sperm on the brain?If it wasn't for cooperation, Qi Koukou really wanted to turn around and leave, and he didn't want to deal with this psychopath.

"Let's go and see the pandas." Lu Guo, who was flirting just now, became serious in no time, 100% actor.

Qi Koukou pouted, he hated pandas, and even more hated the panda's ancestor Bai Yan!

If one were to say what the cutest creature in the world is, it must be Gun Gun. This was the first time Lu Guo saw a live Bai Gun Gun, and his heart immediately melted. He grabbed the guardrail and stared at the panda inside.

Will all Twolegs who have seen a panda love this cute creature for a living?Obviously their swimming birds are also very cute, okay?

Compared to the cuter Lu Guo, Qi Koukou stood outside the guardrail and stared at the two giant pandas, staring, staring!

The author has something to say:

How can the animal series not go to the zoo, hahaha, thank you Luan Nu for the landmines, but I really received it, don’t charge money (I said so, will JJ beat me up...)