The Playboy's Guide

The long sound of the erhu came from a distance - the huqin fish tail plucked, and the cold strings were heard on the water.

The above is a beautified description. The fact is that I don’t know which two-and-a-half dick is pulling A Bing’s "Erquan Yingyue", "Zi la z la -" is pulled up and down intermittently, and those who don’t know think it is Who is idle and bored at home sawing the legs of the bed.

"Fuck!" Lu Zihan woke up a little bit from his slumber after being tortured by the "beautiful fairy music" coming from next door. A curse came out of his mouth, and his arm stretched out from the bed, and lifted the quilt that was originally covering his shoulders up. With a pull, the whole person was covered in the quilt.

However, the sound of the erhu didn't intend to let him go. It exerted its power to penetrate layers of walls, and drilled into his cochlea through the quilt. This stimulation was so sour that Lu Zihan's teeth trembled unconsciously while he was half asleep and half awake. .

"Yi——" a long ending sound, piercing upwards, made people's scalp tingle.

Lu Zihan turned over and threw off the quilt and sat up abruptly, staring blankly at the wall in front of him. As his sanity began to gradually clear up, the anger of being disturbed by others also rose from the bottom of his heart.

He gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Master, is he sick! What kind of monster are you doing this early in the morning?"

This is not the first time he has been woken up, since he moved into this room a month ago, he has been woken up four times.

Based on 30 days in a month, four weeks and four weekends, every weekend he would be woken up by the bastard at the opposite door without exception, and the noise made by this music blind man was not the same every time!

He endured it the first three times, but it is the fourth time that everything is more important than the third. It is really tolerable or unbearable-Lu Zihan said that if he let go of the two hundred and five today, he would be an idiot!

Lu Zihan lifted off the quilt covering his body, jumped out of bed nimbly, picked up a thin coat from the hanger beside the bed and put it on, stepped on a pair of cotton slippers, and walked briskly out of the bedroom.

He opened the door of the living room casually, and walked to the anti-theft door opposite the door in two or three steps. His good self-cultivation made him resist the urge to smash the door in his heart, and politely raised his hand to knock on the door.

The wooden door was knocked three times, Lu Zihan withdrew his hand and waited quietly at the door for a few seconds, but no one answered, he frowned impatiently after holding his breath.

"Knock, knock, knock", as the knock on the door became more and more urgent, Lu Zihan's face darkened completely, and the anger in his heart burned even hotter—these two-and-a-half fools dare not open the door even if they dare to disturb the people? !

Lu Zihan pursed his lips, lifted his foot quickly and kicked the door fiercely, the wooden door made a loud "boom--" sound like a sad moan, and the gunpowder on the door frame also fluttered down, splashing all over the place. On top of his head, one piece is black and the other is white.

"Fuck!" Lu Zihan hurriedly took a few steps back to open the distance, raised his hand to pat his hair, and wiped off more than half of the white ash on it.

After he cleaned off the white ash on his head, he calmed down.

The wooden door, which was still motionless before, was pushed open, revealing an extremely handsome face through the crack of the door.

The man was wearing a bathrobe, the neckline was wide open to reveal a large piece of strong chest muscles, the wheat-colored skin was dotted with fine drops of water, the long cut-length hair was a little wet, and the water mist was still lingering around his body, as if he had just taken a bath .

Lu Zihan narrowed his eyes slightly, and unconsciously looked down in the direction of the water drops, until he saw the white cloth, he suddenly realized what he was doing, and immediately looked away.

"What's the matter?" The man's voice was deep and magnetic, and the end of the question was slightly raised, making people's ears numb.

Of course, this "person" does not include Lu Zihan, because this question instantly aroused the anger accumulated before he kicked the door, "Sorry, I would like to ask, why do you disturb the people every Saturday morning?"

The other party raised his eyebrows and looked at him with some surprise: "You say I'm disturbing the people?"

The corners of Lu Zihan's eyes couldn't help twitching, he gritted his teeth and said, "Only your half-baked music can be played freely in places with poor sound insulation. Isn't this kind of behavior disturbing the people?"

The man was dissatisfied: "What is the musical talent of a dude? Comrade, you are slandering me."

Lu Zihan: "..." Fuck your mother's slander, I'm telling the truth!

Lu Zihan sarcastically said: "Just you play the erhu intermittently, the treble part is not on point, and you also match it with a miscellaneous rhythm. Isn't this called a two-and-a-half dick? What is a two-and-a-half dick?"

"..." The other party was silent for a second, then argued, "That's the ups and downs of music, you don't know how to appreciate music!"

Lu Zihan was startled by his unreasonable words, "Brother, you are too thick-skinned, aren't you?"

"If you were thrown into ancient times, then you would be the only candidate to build the city wall. Those two batches are invulnerable and indestructible, much stronger than those concrete walls made of waterlogged seeds. Even if they are blown by wind and rain for thousands of years, they can remain intact. "

"..." The other party was completely blocked by his mocking words.

The man opened his mouth and was about to defend himself, when a bell rang in the living room across the door, interrupting what he hadn't said yet. He gestured to Lu Zihan to say something later, turned around and walked into the living room to answer the phone .

He answered a few words to the phone, because it was a little far away and there was a door, so he couldn't hear what he was saying.

I saw that his face was a little unhappy, and then he scratched his hair irritably, and vaguely heard him answering that he understood, and then ended the call.

He casually put his phone on the coffee table in the living room and walked back: "It's a little urgent, let's talk about it next time?"

Lu Zihan would still agree to put this aside for what he said a few minutes ago.

He was not the unreasonable kind of person, but the anger in his heart had just been fueled by someone, and now it was burning brightly.

Lu Zihan frowned and raised his hand, wanting to grab the other party's neckline and reason with him.

But he was caught off guard by someone grabbing his wrist with lightning speed, and then the scene in front of him suddenly changed.He was directly pressed against the door frame, and his back was slammed against the door frame, causing a piercing pain.

However, the culprit who suppressed him was not apologetic, and seemed to be amused by his behavior just now, his face was still smiling, and the corners of his eyes drooped slightly with a happy arc, "What's the matter? You want to do something to me?"

He moved a little closer to Lu Zihan. Originally, he was a section taller than the other party, but this posture cast the other party under his own shadow: "I've said everything before you come back and have a good chat. Are you kidding me?"

Lu Zihan's eyebrows were tightened, his cheeks were tense and expressionless, just when the other party thought he had given up, a sharp look suddenly flashed in his eyes.

The uncontrolled legs suddenly raised their knees and aimed at his lower body, but they were stopped by the opponent's swift movements.

The man looked at him with some amusement: "Brother, do we have such a big enmity? Is that why you want me to die?"

It really doesn't.

Lu Zihan's whole body was tightly suppressed, and there was no place in his body where he could move freely.

He was not a violent person who was easy to get on top of, and he was blinded by anger when he wanted to do something before.

Right now, he has no strength to fight back, and he can tell at a glance that there is a huge disparity in force between the enemy and us.

Lu Zihan said coldly: "Let go of me, I won't do anything again."

"you promise?"

Lu Zihan frowned and looked at him, his cold eyes seemed to say, "What nonsense are you asking?"

The man seemed to understand what he meant, smiled and let go of his hand, and took a step back into the room to widen the distance between the two.

After Lu Zihan was free, he didn't do anything again. He lowered his head and straightened his collar, which was a bit messy because of the tugging just now, then wrapped his coat tightly, turned around and left without saying a word.

The person standing behind him stared at his back with interest, then suddenly remembered the previous phone call, immediately withdrew his probing gaze, closed the door hastily and picked himself up.

……

As soon as Lu Zihan got home, he heard a "ding--" warning sound from the bedroom. He walked into the bedroom frowning, and the screen of his mobile phone on the bedside table turned on.

He turned his head slightly and glanced at the wall clock hanging on the wall of the living room. The hour hand was steadily pointing at the "number eight".

At eight o'clock in the morning, who would come to him early in the morning?

Lu Zihan raised his eyebrows suspiciously, walked to the bedside table and picked up his phone, the screen was already off.

He pressed the unlock button, and a reminder of the latest WeChat message came into view on the screen. He paused with his fingertips and opened the message.

The source of the news was his good friend He Luanshen.

When the two first met, he laughed for a long time when he heard this name for the first time, his intestines were almost knotted and he couldn't stop.

Isn't the homonym of "Luan Shen" the same as "chaotic life"?

[He Luansheng: How do you plan to spend Mid-Autumn Festival tonight? 】

It turns out that today is the Mid-Autumn Festival.A trace of loneliness flashed across Lu Zihan's heart, but he quickly recovered his mood and tapped his fingers on the phone's keyboard.

[A string of big waists: Live as you usually do. 】

[He Luansheng: Yo, so pure and ascetic? 】

[A bunch of big waists: I want to be like you if I don’t have a pure heart and as few desires. I don’t know when I will die from excessive indulgence? 】

[He Luansheng: (Son, don't make trouble. jpg) It is also romantic to die under a peony flower and be a ghost. 】

Lu Zihan rolled his eyes speechlessly, and immediately interrupted——

[A bunch of big waists: (Panda Shame. jpg) Hehe, then I wish you an early romance. 】

[He Luansheng: Hey, seriously, do you want to go out together tonight? 】

He refused without hesitation: 【No. 】

[He Luansheng: Why? 】

[A bunch of big waists: There are so many reasons, I just don't want to go. 】

[He Luansheng: It's been two years, are you still not over this hurdle? 】

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"[Quick Transmigration] Black-hearted White Lotus Saves the World by N Ways of Death"

After many years of ascension, the Taoist couple cut off all emotions and desires. For the harmonious couple life of the two, Lu En decided to bind the fast travel system and go to various worlds to find the lost emotions for the Taoist couple.

something unexpected may happen any time--

He also ascended :)

After crossing the catastrophe and ascending, Lu En became a "cold" tasker who had no desires, no desires, and lost his memory.

In order to save the crumbling world in every plane, he does his best to help the protagonist Xiao Bailian snatch the villain's younger brother, reveal the villain's background, and grab the villain's resources...

The big villain smiled angrily: Very good, you have successfully caught my attention.

She worked so hard to bring up Xiao Bailian, but she didn't expect that the other party would have unruly thoughts towards her.There were wolves and jackals in the front and tigers and leopards in the back. Standing in the Shura field in the center of the storm, Lu En, who had always been calm, felt his chrysanthemum tighten——

The protagonist is about to cry: Brother, don't you want me?

The villain sneered: Me or him, choose one.

Lu En: ...

It's okay, let's go together :)

Actresses who are not skinny will die. Stars are subject to X sickness and love. Compulsory love.

PS: Gong is always alone, 1v1, he