The Playboy's Guide

Teaching someone to practice the piano is a very boring thing. If you are teaching a person whose fingers are so stiff that they can't stretch apart at all, it is not just boring.

This is still a fucking thing.

After an entire hour of hard work, Lu Zihan deeply realized that some people may really have no talent in music, not at all!

His grandma's, these ten fingers can't be broken apart like popsicles, playing a fucking piano?Originally he thought that for such a simple piece as "To Alice", he could finish it in an hour, but he never expected that he would capsize in the gutter.

Think about it too, does a person who can't even play the tune of "Little Star" look like he has the slightest talent?

Lu Zihan was so angry that he wanted to hit someone.

But he couldn't beat him again, so he could only hold back his anger, secretly gritted his teeth and scolded every one of the eighteen generations of his ancestors, and then he could barely restrain the rushing anger in his heart, and took out the few Patience continues to teach people.

At the end of the teaching, Lu Zihan felt that his head was getting bigger, and it took him three hours to teach a simple piece of music before he could barely succeed.

Well, it's just "reluctantly", turning the previous ding-dong sound into ding-ding-dong-dong.

After it was over, Lu Zihan uttered quietly: "I think you really don't have any talent at all, you should just be a criminal police officer."

Lin Jinyang said: "No, my buddy said that if I enter the entertainment circle, I will be a good candidate for singing."

Lu Zihan raised a sneer: "Hehe, I think what you mean is that you are suitable for the entertainment industry because of your singing ability, right? You don't need brains to be a criminal policeman?"

"..." Lin Jinyang was stopped by him for a while, and then he said with a half-smile, "Master was the first in grade back then."

Lu Zihan shrugged his shoulders indifferently when he heard the words, and said sarcastically, "Then the professional quality of your class should be quite poor."

Lin Jinyang: "..." A few days ago, he used the words to block his subordinates, but now he returned them to himself.

"Remember the promise you made yourself, if you continue to disturb the people in the middle of the night..." Lu Zihan stood up from the chair, cut off the conversation, and then sneered inexplicably, "Ha ha."

This "hehe" was very meaningful, and Lin Jinyang immediately realized what he hadn't said.He didn't take the other party's warning to heart, but a gentleman's words are hard to follow, and what he promised must be done.

Lin Jinyang said: "Don't worry, the Lord always keeps his word."

"I hope so." Lu Zihan replied casually.

He walked outside the musical instrument room, and when he passed the cardboard boxes, he couldn't help squatting down and rubbing the little milk cat's head, and it let out a comfortable moan from its throat.Lu Zihan withdrew his hand contentedly after sucking enough cats, waved casually at the people behind him, opened the door and left.

After a whole week of working days, there was no more noise from the opposite side.

Of course, it may also be because there is basically no one on the other side. Presumably for the current big case, the criminal police of the city bureau are working overtime, wishing they could have 48 hours a day.

After all, the longer it takes to solve the case, the more likely the other party will escape. After all, no one knows how many "works of art" he needs to enjoy himself, and no one dares to try.Moreover, Lu Zihan's crisis has not been completely eliminated, and a gleaming sword is hanging above everyone's heads, which is disturbing.

After no one made noise pollution, Lu Zihan's quality of life suddenly improved a lot, he didn't suffer from insomnia anymore, and the food tasted delicious.You must know that during the week before he was hospitalized with a waist injury, he ate only clear soup with little water, and he lost a lot of weight, and his originally strong abdominal muscles shrank.

Tomorrow is the weekend, Lu Zihan lay on the bed and stared at the ceiling for a while, then grabbed the phone beside him and found a contact from WeChat.

[A string of big waists: Brother, are you free tomorrow? 】

The other party may also be looking at the phone, and he replied in seconds as soon as the message was sent.

[He Luansheng: What's wrong? 】

[A string of big kidneys: I haven't seen you for over a month, let's go have a meal together? 】

[He Luansheng: OK, Mr. Lin is coming too? 】

[A string of big waists: No, just the two of us. 】

[He Luansheng: Alright, let's invite him next time. Where do you want to eat? 】

[A bunch of big kidneys: Wangfujing, I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time. 】

[He Luansheng: OK. 】

The two of them made a reservation for tomorrow's dinner in a few words. Lu Zihan quit the WeChat page, lay on his side on the bed and played destroying the stars to pass the boring evening time.

His movements are streamed through the monitor to a monitor somewhere.

A tall figure was hidden in the darkness, leaning lazily on the back of the chair, with his elbows propped on the armrest, his fingers crossed, his right index finger tapping the back of his hand rhythmically, the faint fluorescence of the screen shone on his face, his eyes He narrowed his eyes slightly, his eyes filled with trembling malice.

He stared firmly at the man on the screen, and the corner of his mouth curled up into a smile that was sure to win.

In a hot pot restaurant.

Lu Zihan and He Luanshen were sitting at the same table. The soup in the red pot on the table was tumbling, and hot mist came out, driving away the chill in their bodies.

The chili oil of the safflower is attached to the surface of the soup, and when the side dishes are put in and rolled, they are covered with chili peppers when they are taken out.After eating it in one bite, it was so spicy that the mouths of the two of them turned red, and fine beads of sweat emerged from the tip of their noses.

The two ate big chunks for a while, filling their empty stomachs half full, and then the speed of their hands slowed down, and they began to have free time to chat.

Lu Zihan put a piece of pork belly into the soup with his chopsticks in his hand. This thing should not be cooked for too long, otherwise it will make people doubt life when chewed. It is best to scald it for four to five minutes before taking it out, and then bite it down. Crispy and flavorful.

While maintaining the movement of his hands, he took a deep look at He Luan, who had a peachy face, and said casually, "You look good recently, are you out of order?"

What he said was actually just a casual question, he knew very well in his heart what kind of virtues he had harmed his friends.This guy claims to play as long as he can before the age of 35, and he will never find anyone to restrain himself. He is called "Brother Stallion" in the circle.

He Luanshen took out the cooked shrimp slips with a colander, picked one up with chopsticks and took a bite: "Yes, is it obvious?"

"I knew..." Lu Zihan looked at him suddenly in the middle of speaking, "???"

He Luan chewed and swallowed the shrimp slippery slowly, looked at him with a smile, and didn't speak.

"Fuck!" Lu Zihan was startled, "He Luansheng, are you kidding me?!"

"Hey, what is He Luansheng, how can you call someone a nickname outside!" He Luanshen said, "Why are you so surprised? Your brother and I are good-looking and handsome. Is it strange?"

"Bah." Lu Zihan said with contempt, "Of course it's strange, didn't you say that you will never find a partner before the age of 35? Why are you looking at a sow that can climb trees?"

"..." He Luanshen, "You have such a cheap mouth."

"To each other." Lu Zihan didn't care, and asked, "Hurry up and tell the truth, who is it?"

He Luanshen: "Don't worry about who it is, anyway, you don't know each other. Next time I have a chance, I'll let you meet and get to know each other."

Lu Zihan said: "It's done, I'll check it out for you when the time comes."

He Luan snorted deeply: "Come on, you, hurry up and get yourself out first, and then you can help others check it out!"

"Are you looking down on me?" Lu Zihan was angry.

"No, no." He Luan waved his hands deeply, "You are the most awesome and handsome. When you appear on the stage, you are like the brightest Big Dipper in the sky. When the light shines, who would not bow down under your suit pants? You say yes No?"

"Hehe." Lu Zihan laughed.

He Luanshen said: "Hey, if you want me to say that Mr. Lin was really top quality that day, I think he really cares about you, you two..."

"You can shut up, you, you really can't spit out ivory, what are you talking nonsense all day long? He is a straight steel man, even if he is not straight, does he look like Zero? Or do you think I Like zero?" Lu Zihan rolled his eyes, snatched the last piece of shrimp slip from under his chopsticks, ignoring his distressed expression.

"Fuck! Didn't I just say something casually? As for stealing my food?!" He Luanshen exploded on the spot, "Do you know that taking food from someone's mouth is comparable to killing your father? !"

Lu Zihan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and after he finished chewing the shrimp slips slowly, his stomach was finally [-]% full, and the plates on the table were empty, only red peppers floating in the pot.

Lu Zihan said, "Are you full? Pay the bill when you're full."

He Luan nodded deeply, Lu Zihan pressed the service bell to check out, took the cash and change from the waiter, and the two picked up their coats and went out.

He had just taken two steps when he caught a glimpse of a familiar figure from the corner of his eye. He opened his eyes wide in surprise, left He Luanshen who hadn't reacted yet, and walked towards that figure in two or three steps.

A young man and a woman were sitting at that table. They were talking and laughing. The girl covered her mouth and smiled lightly, with a slight blush on her cheeks. She had long curly hair and looked very sweet. The two of them He was unaware of Lu Zihan's arrival.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Lu Zihan frowned tightly. He strode over to the table, hung the windbreaker on the back of the girl's chair, put his hands on the table, and said in a bad tone with a half-smile: " Tell me, who is he?"

The author has something to say: Lin: I heard that some people say that I am the best.

Lu: That's right, you are invincible in acting, of course you are a top performer.

Lin: ... Wife, be nice to me QAQ

Lu: Go away.

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