The Playboy's Guide

The hour hand was exactly pointing at [-]:[-] pm, Lu Zihan turned his attention away from the screen, and the workload scheduled for today was basically completed.

He habitually checked the program three times, corrected the mistakes in small details, and then clicked the save button to save it.

He casually connected the computer, then straightened up and stretched.

At four o'clock this afternoon, he received a text message from Ms. Mo, which roughly meant that the two of them were going out for a stroll by themselves and would not be going to dinner tonight, so Lu Zihan should not wait for them.

Lu Zihan casually replied "Okay".

Thinking that I was the only one left at home, I finally had an outlet to vent my tense emotions for the past few days.

However, this feeling of freedom did not last long.

"Ding——" The elevator arrived at the underground parking lot of the building. Lu Zihan walked out of the elevator. Before he could stand still, a man hiding in the darkness grabbed his wrist and pulled it hard. Lu Zihan was pulled away. a stagger.

He was startled in the bottom of his heart, subconsciously waved his freely movable right hand at the person coming, and was held in mid-air before touching the target.

Lu Zihan raised his leg reflexively, and the person who grabbed him immediately let go of his hands and stepped back.

Before Lu Zihan could take the next step to fight back, the man suddenly said, "Damn it, are you wanting domestic violence?"

When Lu Zihan heard the voice, he subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief. He steadied his mind and took a closer look - the person who grabbed him just now was Lin Jinyang.

"My day is your second..." Lu Zihan cursed with a dark face.

Lin Jinyang suddenly reached out and grabbed him again, before he could react, he dragged him staggeringly to the side, stopped in front of the familiar Bentley co-pilot door, opened the door and stuffed him in.

Lu Zihan, who was treated as a show all the way, finally got angry: "You are fucking kidnapping, knowing the law and breaking the law will be added to the crime, you know?"

Lin Jinyang went around to the driver's seat and sat down, shrugged indifferently when he heard the words, "Yes, yes, I'm going to tie you back to cook now, please break your fingers and figure out how much you owe me?"

"..." Lu Zihan said, "Even so, you should send a text message to ask for my opinion in advance, right?"

"I sent a WeChat message, but you didn't reply." Lin Jinyang replied.

Lu Zihan took out his phone and clicked on WeChat, there were indeed three unread messages, "Then you shouldn't hide in the dark and do it directly!"

"How do I know that your eyesight is so poor." Lin Jinyang raised his eyebrows, "It's fine if you can't see the person coming, isn't it just holding your hand? How dare you fight back without saying a word, if you change to someone who is less skilled I was beaten to the ground by you..."

"Get out, you deserve it for being beaten up." Lu Zihan said angrily, "Anyone who has experienced the previous incident will be a little wary no matter how careful they are, right?"

Lin Jinyang suddenly recalled how Lu Zihan was covered in blood, and he fell silent.

"I'm sorry." Lin Jinyang said, "I scared you because of my lack of consideration."

"..." Lu Zihan was a little surprised at his sincere apology, "It's okay, but I drove here today."

The implication is - I can drive back by myself.

Lin Jinyang stretched out his right hand to Lu Zihan out of routine, "Give me the car keys."

Lu Zihan: "???"

Lin Jinyang repeated it tirelessly: "Give it to me."

Frowning in confusion, Lu Zihan took out the key from his pocket and handed it to him. He took it and threw it back, "Yu Yixie, drive back."

Only then did Lu Zihan realize that there was a third person besides the two of them.

"What?" Yu Yixie, who was sitting in the back watching the play, pointed to her nose and said in surprise, "What's none of my business? Why did you ask me to drive back? What kind of car is it?"

Before Lin Jinyang could answer, he looked down at the car key himself, "Damn it, Toyota still wants me to drive it, I tell you I don't want to do it!"

Lu Zihan: "..." What happened to Toyota?Isn't Toyota a four-wheel drive vehicle?Please don't discriminate against Toyota, okay?

"En?" Lin Jinyang turned his head and gave him a cold sideways glance, "What's your dissatisfaction?"

Yu Yixie was shocked when he saw him, and he changed his tone and said with a sneer, "No, no, why don't you just drive a car! Okay, I'll drive back."

The face-changing speed was as fast as learning Sichuan opera.

Yu Yixie opened the car door while talking, and he just stepped out of a leg before remembering that he didn't know the location, so he turned his head and asked, "So, brother, where is your car parked?"

Lu Zihan pushed down the car window and pointed to the front right, "The left side of the red BMW."

"It's not as good as a red BMW." Yu Yixie muttered softly.

"If you talk nonsense, go back to your home today." Lin Jinyang said.

Yu Yixie thought of her furious elder brother, and immediately fell back, "I'm just kidding, just kidding, don't take it to heart!"

After talking and getting out of the car with the key, Lu Zihan, who was watching the whole process, said silently: "Are you talking about cross talk?"

"..." Lin Jinyang said, "I'm so handsome, do I look like a joke?"

"I think your shamelessness is suitable for the profession of comedian, think about it?" Lu Zihan said.

Lin Jinyang: "..."

When the car drove into the underground parking lot of the community, Lu Zihan suddenly thought of a question, "I haven't gone to the supermarket to buy ingredients yet."

"It's okay." Lin Jinyang said, "It's already bought."

"En?" Lu Zihan didn't react.

After Lin Jinyang parked the car, he pulled out the car key and got out of the car. Lu Zihan had no choice but to unbuckle his seat belt and follow. Lin Jinyang went to the back of the car and opened the trunk, pointing to the two oversized supermarket plastic bags inside, "According to what you said last time I bought a copy of what I bought."

Lu Zihan raised his eyebrows suspiciously, "You remember?"

He opened the plastic bag and looked through it. Indeed, most of the ingredients were exactly the same as the one he bought last time, even the cheese, butter and cheese were of the same brand as last time.

Seeing his surprised look, Lin Jinyang smiled suddenly, "Of course I don't remember." He took out his mobile phone and tapped it while talking, and held it out in front of Lu Zihan's eyes, "The last time you were queuing at the cashier, I just took it Take a picture of the shopping cart."

"Why are you taking pictures?" Lu Zihan said.

"To commemorate the first time you bought ingredients in the supermarket?" Lin Jinyang said, "Isn't it also useful anyway?"

"..." Lu Zihan's head was full of black lines, "The last time I bought was a week's worth for three people, you bought too much in this pile."

"It's okay, I can stay at your house for a week." Lin Jinyang said.

Lu Zihan opened his lips and responded simply: "Get lost."

Lin Jinyang smiled disapprovingly, he had already expected Lu Zihan's reaction, "Hurry up and pick it up, one bag per person."

"Aren't you waiting for your friend?" Lu Zihan asked.

"Almost forgot." Lin Jinyang said, "Why haven't we arrived yet? Could it be that we got lost?"

Lu Zihan: "..."

He pointed to Lin Jinyang's back, and Lin Jinyang looked back following his gesture, just in time to see the scene where Yu Yixie got off the car.

Alas, Lin Jinyang sighed in his heart, it seemed that he couldn't find an excuse to drive him away.

Of course, Yu Yixie didn't know about his mental activities. Seeing their eyes light up, she walked over with a smile and said, "Arrived perfectly."

There was a twinkle in his eyes as if saying "Praise me, praise me quickly", Lin Jinyang glanced at him, pointed to the two big bags in the trunk, "Pick it up."

"..." Yu Yixie was startled, "I carry everything by myself?"

"Do you have any objections?" Lin Jinyang said.

"Nonsense, of course I have opinions, are you willing to let me take them all with your empty hands?" Yu Yixie said.

"Then don't eat it." Lin Jinyang said.

"Fuck! Why?!" Yu Yixie was dissatisfied.

"I paid for it." Lin Jinyang said.

Yu Yixie was choked up, pointed at Lu Zihan and said, "What about him?"

"He?" Lin Jinyang glanced at Lu Zihan and said, "He cooks, so why don't you do it?"

Yu Yixie had nothing to say, the dandy who usually couldn't carry his hands on his shoulders resigned himself to his fate under the cruelty of life, and Lin Jinyang "kindly" helped him close the trunk.

Yu Yixie: "..." Brother, I'm homesick.

The three walked into the elevator, Yu Yixie put the bag in his hand on the ground, Lin Jinyang introduced the two of them, he pointed to Lu Zihan and said, "This is Lu Zihan."

Only now did Yu Yixie have the opportunity to take a good look at Lin Jinyang's "rumored boyfriend" up close.Tall, with straight features and deep eye sockets, he is indeed handsome.

Yu Yixie smiled and stretched out her right hand, saying hello, "Hello, my name is Yu Yixie."

"Hello." Lu Zihan returned to hold the hand that was outstretched in mid-air.

The elevator reached the floor, and the three of them walked out from the wide open elevator door. Lin Jinyang and Yu Yixie followed Lu Zihan into the entrance very naturally.

Lu Zihan was used to this situation for a long time. After taking off his shoes and changing into indoor slippers, he asked casually, "What do you want to eat?"

"Can you order food?" Lin Jinyang took two bags from Yu Yixie.

"No." Lu Zihan walked into the kitchen without looking back, and a negative answer came out from inside.

"Then you still ask?" Lin Jinyang carried two bags into the kitchen.

"I am willing." Lu Zihan squatted down and opened the bag, and began to check the ingredients, "If you are not convinced, bite me."

"..." Lin Jinyang glanced at Yu Yixie who was standing outside, and thought, next time I will bite you.

Yu Yixie stepped in: "Then can I choose a dish?"

Lu Zihan didn't raise his head: "Both are fine."

"I heard that the pizza you make is delicious, may I have this?" Yu Yixie said.

Lu Zihan nodded, "Okay."

"..." Lin Jinyang was shocked by his differential treatment, "Hey, hey, why is the creditor not qualified to order?"

Lu Zihan's hands froze, and he looked up at him, "Don't talk too much and you'll cook tonight."

"Kitchen killer" Lin Jinyang shut his mouth completely, and Yu Yixie, who had been eating in his hands for a whole day, was happy to see Lin Jinyang being subdued and docile.

"Don't think I don't know you're snickering, just hide your little expression better," Lin Jinyang said.

Yu Yixie quickly raised her hand to cover her mouth and coughed lightly.

Lin Jinyang's cell phone rang suddenly. He took out the cell phone and looked at the contact person, then at Yu Yixie who was standing aside. With an inexplicable chuckle in his nose, he turned and walked towards the balcony.

Yu Yixie was shocked by his meaningful smile, and then felt puzzled by his behavior.

"Hello." Lin Jinyang answered the phone.

"Is Yu Yixie with you?" The other party directly hit the point.

"Yes." Lin Jinyang betrayed his good friend without hesitation.

The other party sighed, "I'm really sorry that idiot from my family always troubles you."

Lin Jinyang propped his hands on the railing, "It's nothing, he grew up together anyway." He paused, "So, what's wrong?"

"En." The other party's tone sounded a little tired, "Please tell him to let him go home tonight, and if he doesn't come back, don't come back."

"Okay." Lin Jinyang responded, "I will tell him."

"Well, I'm sorry to trouble you." Yu Yihang said.

After talking to each other, they hung up the phone. Lin Jinyang walked back to the living room and found that the [-]-fa girl was sitting on the sofa watching variety shows with relish.

Lin Jinyang: "..."

Lin Jinyang walked to the single sofa next to him and sat down. Yu Yixie glanced at him, turned his head to look at him, and then turned back to continue watching TV.

"It was your brother who called me just now." Lin Jinyang took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket and lit it.

"What?" Yu Yixie was a little nervous, "Why is my brother looking for you?"

Lin Jinyang glanced at him with a cigarette in his mouth, and said, "Nonsense, why would he ask me if it's not about you? With your IQ... Are you and Yu Yihang really biological brothers? "

"Brother, your mouth is getting worse and worse." Yu Yixie said.

Lin Jinyang snorted and didn't bother with him, "Your brother asked me to convey a word to you - don't answer if you don't go home tonight... probably that's what it means."

"If you tell me to go back, I will go back? I don't want to." Yu Yixie muttered in a low voice, "Maybe how to deal with me when I go home."

Lin Jinyang didn't bother to persuade him. The cigarette in his mouth was about to burn to the end of the cigarette. He took it out and looked for it on the table for a while, but couldn't find the ashtray.

It was Lu Zihan poking his head out, frowning and asking, "Who smoked?"

Lin Jinyang trembled, extinguished the cigarette with his hand and threw it on Yu Yixie who was next to him, then raised his hands to show innocence, and denied, "I didn't smoke it."

Lu Zihan who watched the whole process: "..."

The slandered Yu Yixie: "..."

Lu Zihan gave him a hard look, and said, "Whoever smoked it, quickly throw the cigarette butt into the trash can for me, and next time you two get out together."

"Oh." Lin Jinyang replied, he turned his head and said, "Have you heard that, if you smoke again, you will get out."

"..." Yu Yixie said, "He said that the two of you should get out together."

Lin Jinyang immediately turned back and said, "I will help you keep an eye on him."

Lu Zihan: "..." Pretend, you just keep pretending.

Lu Zihan brought out the baked pizza and three servings of pasta, "It's ready."

The other two had already smelled the fragrance, and immediately got up and walked to the dining table. Yu Yixie moved his nose and took a deep breath, "It smells so good."

Lin Jinyang slapped the back of his head, "Don't drip your saliva into it."

Yu Yixie cried out in pain, raised his hand to cover the back of his head, stared at Lin Jinyang and dared not speak out.

Lu Zihan didn't bother to talk to them, took the knife and fork and sat down to eat from Gu Zi, and the other two also sat down when they saw this.

Yu Yixie cut a small piece of pizza and stuffed it into his mouth to chew a few times. The rich aroma of cheese and the taste of cheese made his eyes shine, "Ayang is right, your cooking is really delicious."

"Oh, thank you." Lu Zihan said.

"By the way." Lin Jinyang said, "How about the rumor?"

Lu Zihan swallowed the food in his mouth, "The post has been deleted, and the administrator has issued a warning."

Yu Yixie chuckled: "It's all due to me."

"Shut up." Lin Jinyang asked, "What about the impact of the rumors?"

"Originally, I wanted to say that time will eliminate it, but..." Lu Zihan stopped the knife and fork in his hand, "but the culprit himself admitted that he was slandering, and the conversation happened to be recorded by me."

"Yes, just right." Lu Zihan said, "If seduction is just right."

"That's called preparation in advance." Yu Yixie said.

Lu Zihan shrugged, "It doesn't matter, the result is the same anyway."

Lin Jinyang asked: "Then what are you going to do?"

Lu Zihan continued to roll a few sticks of spaghetti and said, "I haven't figured it out yet."

Lin Jinyang suggested: "Then hand over the recording to Yu Yixie?"

Lu Zihan's hands stopped for a moment, "Huh?"

Lin Jinyang pointed at Yu Yixie, "He helped delete the post today. To be honest, he is the youngest son of the chairman of your company."

Lu Zihan: "???"

"So, I think handing it over to him can play the biggest role." Lin Jinyang said, "How about it, think about it?"

Lu Zihan thought for a while and nodded, "Okay, I'll let you guys listen to the recording later."

"Okay." Lin Jinyang agreed.

After eating quietly, Lu Zihan handed a copy of the recording to Yu Yixie. After Yu Yixie took the recording, he sat on the sofa in the living room and seemed a little restless.

"Are there any nails on the chair?" Lin Jinyang said, "If you want to go back, go back quickly."

"Who... who said I want to go back." Yu Yixie writhed on the chair, hesitated for a moment and stood up, "It's too boring, I'm going out to have some fun, I won't go to your house tonight gone."

"Walk slowly." Lin Jinyang waved his hand.

After Yu Yixie left, Lu Zihan sat down on the sofa and said to Lin Jinyang, "You should get out too."

Lin Jinyang leaned lazily on the back of the chair, crossed his legs and watched the variety show in boredom, "You're going to drive the 'benefactor' away so soon, aren't you too heartless?"

Lu Zihan laughed, "Ha ha."

"Okay, okay." Lin Jinyang said, "I don't want to be annoying anymore, as long as you promise me one request, I will leave."

Lu Zihan raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and refused without thinking, "No."

Lin Jinyang didn't seem to hear his refusal, and said to himself, "Dating me for Christmas?"

The author has something to say: Lu: This dog scared me to death.

Lin: Wife, I was wrong.

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