The Playboy's Guide

Lu Zihan threw the lock screen of his phone on the table, his sleepy eyes glanced at the empty water glass on the table, he raised his hand and rubbed his aching temple, struggled in his heart for less than a second, and immediately raised his hand to give up resistance, Pick up the water cup and go to the tea room to pour coffee.

He walked through the corridor and turned a corner to the door of the tea room. He raised his right hand to hold the door handle and turned down. The door of the tea room was pushed open. The complicated and inexplicable scene inside made Lu Zihan tremble and almost closed the door again. up.

At this time, two different voices sounded at the same time, but the content was completely different——

"Don't go."

"Go away."

"..."

Lu Zihan silently looked at the two people in the tea room for a while. Those two happened to be the only office couple in their office. They usually had a sweet and sweet communication at work, with pink bubbles of love. tensed up.

Zhong Yuze pushed Xu Lingling down on the sofa used for resting in the tea room, held her hands tightly and raised them above her head. His face was a little ferocious, and he calmed down a little when he heard the sound of the door being opened, but his face was still not good-looking. Xu Lingling was His face was full of anger and a little panic.

The two turned their heads and looked at Lu Zihan, an awkward atmosphere surged between the three of them, Lu Zihan thought for a while, raised his foot and took a step back, the hand on the doorknob wanted to pull back to close the door, to give the quarreling couple a break. private space.

Unexpectedly, before the door was closed, someone shouted: "Don't go! He wants to do something to me!"

The movement of Lu Zihan's hands paused, and after two seconds he pushed the door open again, strode into the tea room, and casually put the cup in his left hand on the tea table beside him.

With a palm of his right hand, Han Yuze's elbow was numb, and his hand numbly released his right hand that was holding Xu Lingling's wrist. Then Lu Zihan grabbed the clothes behind him with his left hand, and pulled him up.

Han Yuze's eyes widened in shock from his sudden movement, and when he came to his senses, he gave Lu Zihan a vicious look, turned his head to Xu Lingling, who was sitting up and tidying up her messy clothes, and gritted her teeth: "Just now I felt wronged, so I'll find Jian now." Husband?"

Xu Lingling exploded: "Fuck your mother, do you think everyone is as shameless as you? Cheating is so straightforward, I was really blind to fall in love with you back then!"

"You!" Zhong Yuze wanted to attack Xu Lingling as soon as he raised his right hand, but he was stopped by someone as soon as he swung his right hand in the air. He turned his head and looked at Lu Zihan with an unkind expression, "Lu Zihan, I warn you not to meddle in your own business."

Lu Zihan smiled nonchalantly, not taking his bad attitude to heart: "It's not good to meddle in other people's business, but if I stand and watch you beat a woman, do you think I'm a coward?"

Zhong Yuze struggled for a few seconds, and found that he really had no way to break free and had to give up. He gave Xu Lingling a hard look, and said in a rough voice, "Let go, I won't do it anymore."

Hearing this, Lu Zihan let go of his hand, but Zhong Yuze didn't expect that Zhong Yuze would not give up and threw a punch at him——

Lu Zihan's pupils shrank sharply, he took half a step back, raised his hand to firmly grasp his fist, and then punched him back at a tricky angle.

Zhong Yuze broke out in cold sweat in an instant due to the pain, he couldn't even shout, he could only tremble his pale lips, like a patient in epilepsy.

Lu Zihan watched him tremble for a moment, and then said in a cool tone, "Do you want to do it again?"

Zhong Yuze's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and his voice was stuck in his throat. He shook his head vigorously with a white face, and Lu Zihan looked at him for a few seconds before letting go of him again.

Probably because he had learned enough lessons, Han Yuze didn't try to make any more moves after being released, but stepped back a few steps to distance himself, and spat at the two of them: "jian/husband/yin/wife."

Then, without waiting for Lu Zihan's reaction, he ran away in a desperate manner.

Although Lu Zihan was unhappy with what he said, he couldn't rush out of the company to pick him up and beat him up.I had no choice but to silently write down an account in my heart, and find out the person next time I have a chance to settle it properly.

"Are you okay?" Lu Zihan looked back at Xu Lingling who was sitting on the sofa, but was startled by the sparkle in her eyes, "...what's wrong with you?"

Xu Lingling shook her head, a suspicious blush appeared on her cheeks, and soon she lowered her head: "Thank you."

Lu Zihan couldn't figure out what was wrong with her, and thought she felt ashamed because of such an embarrassing scene, so he smiled indifferently: "It's okay, it's a small matter, then you pack up, I'll go back first."

"kindness."

Just as Lu Zihan was about to turn around and leave, he caught a glimpse of the cup placed on the tea table from the corner of his eye, and instantly recalled his original purpose of coming to the tea room, so he backed away under Xu Lingling's surprised gaze, picked up the cup and poured it out With a cup of hot coffee, he took the cup and left leisurely.

He thought this matter had come to an end, but he never expected that he would be entangled by someone.

……

Lu Zihan looked at the heat preservation box on his desk with a headache, and helplessly raised his hand and rubbed the center of his brows: "Xu Lingling, I remember I told you that I would not like you, and I told you not to waste time on me .”

"Yes." Xu Lingling didn't feel depressed after being rejected at all, but her tone was very brisk, with a slight slant at the end, "But you can't stop me from pursuing you!"

"..." Lu Zihan felt his head hurt even more.

He looked around the office, it was already the off-duty time, the sky was already dark, in the whole office, apart from the two of them, there was only one desk far away from them and someone was working overtime.

Lu Zihan considered it in his heart, then lowered his voice to a volume that only the two of them could hear, and said bluntly, "I'm actually a gay."

He ignored the other person's eyes widened in shock, and continued: "The kind that has never straightened up, please don't reveal it, and I hope you can find another person worthy of your liking."

Xu Lingling's complexion was very complicated, first she was shocked, then sad, and finally she was elated, she complained in a soft tone: "You are lying again, no homosexual would admit it so directly, okay, I know you are annoying , can I come a little less in the future?"

"..." Lu Zihan was stunned by her brain supply, and couldn't react for a while. Seeing that the person was really about to leave, he came to his senses and pulled her back, casually grabbed the phone on the table, Under Xu Lingling's suspicious eyes, she sent a message to He Luanshen without looking carefully, and the other party replied soon.

He felt the vibration of the phone in his hand, lifted the phone confidently, and showed Xu Lingling the chat history: "This is my date."

Xu Lingling looked at the chat records, and tears filled her eyes after a while, but she didn't cry out, but slowed down and said, "...Sorry to bother you for a while, I won't do it in the future."

After speaking, he turned around and left. He even forgot to take the thermos box full of love soup on the table. Just as Lu Zihan wanted to remind him, he had already disappeared.

He had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​keeping people, but he was relieved to finally solve the big problem of being "entangled" by people, but he was not half relieved when he was blocked by the chat records on his mobile phone up.

[A string of big waists: Husband. 】

[Lin Jinyang: Huh?What's wrong?wife. 】

Lu Zihan: "..." Damn it, why did this bastard send the wrong message to the wrong person! ?

Looking at He Luanshen's dialog box, which was only different from Lin Jinyang's profile picture, Lu Zihan was so angry that he wanted to chop off his hand.

Moreover, is this actor addicted to acting? ! What the hell is a "wife"? !

Just as Lu Zihan was about to ignore the fact that he had sent the wrong message, another message came from the other side.

[Lin Jinyang: Why doesn't my wife speak?What happened? 】

"..." Lu Zihan covered his face with his hands, deeply feeling that he couldn't see anyone anymore.

But he couldn't help but answer, thinking about it, wouldn't it be more embarrassing if someone came to confront him in person?So he tapped and finally hesitated to send the truth.

[A string of big waists: I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong person just now. 】

[Lin Jinyang: It's okay my wife, I don't mind, even though you fell in love with someone else, I still love you. 】

[A string of big waists: ...]

vomit.

The other party didn't seem to see his speechlessness, and continued to send a new message.

[Lin Jinyang: Wife, when will you be able to play enough and go home?Your husband, I am empty, lonely, cold, and hungry. 】

[A string of big waists: ... speak human words! 】

【Lin Jinyang: Oh, I was asking when will you come back?I forgot to bring my keys to work today. The lock company has closed, so I can't enter the house now. 】

[A bunch of big waists: I refuse you to borrow, please go to the hotel for one night. 】

[Lin Jinyang: Oh goodbye, my wife, how can you be so cruel?When the time comes when I'm squatting in the corridor and people see me, what if others think our marriage is not harmonious? 】

[A string of big waists: Get lost!Who the hell is married to you! 】

【Lin Jinyang: That's the decision, I'll wait for you to come back, okay~】

Lu Zihan: "..." This man is really shameless.

The author has something to say: Lin: Wife, what?

Lu: Get out!

Lin: You don’t love others anymore, huh huh

land:......

Thanks to Yugui Nutrient Solution X10 Ai Xiyi Landmine X1

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